Ninja's son „Penis" has just been sucked. He also hates his dad.(bro same lol) He also has a wife who hates him. He wanted to avenge his father so he stole his father's legendary scar from Fortnite. He then met his step father, The Nostalgia Critic. The Nostalgia Critic knew exactly what Penis was gonna do. They were looking at each other like cowboy's saying „my cock is huge". The first who drew their weapon got erect. Neither of them died, but they were both hurt. Penis' wife, Retard, came in to rescue Penis and finally kill The Nostalgia Critic. Even though she was able to help Penis, she couldn't kill The Nostalgia Critic because the legendary scar can only be handled by Ninja and Penis. So The Nostalgia Critic got away after Penis seeked vengeance.

„Why didn't you kill him why you had the chance?!" Penis gurgles.

„Only the sons of the legendary Ninja can wield the scar!" Penis' wife exclaims. „Oh and I still hate you."

„Okay. I think I'll be able to kill him next time." Penis exclaims.

TO BE CONTINUED

ok retard lol