I'm doin your mom, yes yours! First saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers! Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen, but her ass was lookin good all up in them mom jeans. I pushed her in the checkout line and said „yo baby wassup?". She had 2 gallons of milk and i was staring at her jugs. Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the mini van like giggity giggity giggity.