Hello, guys, readers, and Fox King jm fans, I'm back with a different kind of story, this will be a comedy inspired by Devilartemis, Dashie cartoons, SSJK parodies, and other things as well. Naruto, me and a friend of mine will be in the story as heroes with misadventures like Rick and Morty, which Rick and Morty will be in the story and Naruto is the main character, you know getting the girls and harem and all that other stuff. You guys will see what happens in the story, and this will be a lot of humor, Naruto banging a lot of girls, and more, I do not own Naruto or anything I use in the story, so please enjoy: The Boys vs the World vs the Universe!
THE BOYS VS THE WORLD VS THE UNIVERSE!
CHAPTER 1: THE BOYS GET A HOUSE.
It was a Friday, and two young adults are coming into their new home.
"This is it." Fox King jm said.
"So, why are we moving again?" Fang asked.
"I'm done with college and you and Harribel-san need to work on your marriage, and Naruto wanted to move in with him." Fox King jm said.
Fox King jm had afro like hair, light dark skin, brown eyes, and he was about a foot taller than Naruto, but he was on the big side. Fox King jm is single, works on gaming, comics, and YouTube. Fox King jm is also a powerful being with anime powers and imagination/creation, along with a powerful Stand, like Jotaro.
Fang has smaller afro, dark skin, brown eyes, and is slim and muscular, wearing a black hoodie, and black clothes. He's a Substitute Soul Reaper, like Ichigo, in fact, it was Ichigo how got him the job. He's also married to Tier Harribel. However, marriage is not a happy one. How they got marry is beyond them.
"Ugh, our marriage is fine, thanks for asking." Fang said.
"Whatever you say, man." Fox King jm said.
"Keep your eyes on the road." Fang said.
"We're already here." Fox King jm said.
We got out of the car. We saw Naruto and Kushina waving to each other. Naruto Uzumaki, yes, 17-year-old, orange ninja with blonde hair who is known all out the world were friends with Fox King jm and Fang. Even since the war ended, Naruto became famous and made a lot of money. He's also quite the lady's man from his world and girls from other series. Even his own mother has a loving/sexual relationship with her son.
"Fox, Fang, my boys, what up?" Naruto said, hugging them.
"My brother from another mother!" Fox King jm said.
"Hey, Naruto." Fang said.
Then a spaceship came out of nowhere.
"Is that?" Fang said.
"Yeah, they said they needed a place to stay." Naruto said.
"Oh, shit!" Fox King jm said.
"Yeah. Since the manga has been over, I had a lot of free time. So, I wanted to have my best friends in my life again." Naruto said.
The ship lands. An old man with crazy blue hair and a boy with brown hair and wearing a yellow shirt came out of the ship. They were best known to the world as Rick and Morty.
"Wubba lubba dub dub! What's going on my boys!" Rick said.
"Rick!" Naruto and Fox King jm said.
"Oh, boy…" Fang said.
"Hey, guys." Morty said.
"Hey, Naruto, do also?" Fox King jm asked.
"You know it." Naruto replied.
A giant blue jay and a raccoon made a surprise entrance.
"Oh, God…" Fang said.
"Mordechai, Rigby! Long time no see!" Fox King jm said, bumping fist with them.
"Hey, guys." Mordechai said, bumping fist with Fox King jm and Naruto.
"Why are you guys here?" Fang asked.
"We live here too. Also, Naruto bought the house and this large park. Pretty sweet, huh?" Rigby asked.
"Indeed, it is." Naruto said.
"That's sweet." Fox King jm said.
"Totally sweet." Mordechai and Rigby said.
"Welcome home, boys." Naruto said.
"S-So, Rick, why are we here?" Morty asked.
"Well, M (Burps) M-Morty, we're living with Naruto and our f-friends, and a few of N-Naruto's lady friends. Your mom and dad h (Burps) have been auguring a lot. So, I ask Naruto for a solid. I told you about this, remember?" Rick said.
"What, girls?" Morty said.
"Yeah. I've been quite the lady's man. Thanks to Rick and Fox." Naruto said.
"Indeed, he is." Kushina said, wrapping her arms around Naruto.
"Umm, who are you?" Morty asked.
"I'm Kushina. I'm Naru-chan's mother." Kushina stated.
"What? So, like do you and N-Naruto like have sex with each other?" Morty asked.
"Morty!" Rick said.
"No, it's okay, Rick." Naruto said.
"Oh, yes, I fuck my son. Hahaha. I'm sorry, my tone was off. Yes, me and Naru-chan 100% fuck." Kushina said, kissing Naruto.
"What the hell?" Morty said.
"D-Don't judge, Morty. In this reality, p-people can have any open r (Burps) relationships with anyone or m-multiple partners. (Burps) Even with Furries, aliens, and even f-family members. I'm happy for them." Rick said, taking a drink out of his vast.
"Thanks, Rick." Naruto said.
"Yeah, we even known about their relationship." Fox King jm said.
"Same here." Mordechai said.
"Yeah." Rigby said.
"Even I knew about it." Fang said.
"O-Okay…" Morty said.
"Come on, guys, let me show you guys around." Naruto said.
Naruto show his friends around their new home.
"Whoa, this is a big house, Naruto." Fox King jm said.
"Yeah. Thanks to all of us. We're also going to rent out the other rooms. We already have Skips as our headgrounds keeper." Naruto said.
"Cool." Fox King jm said.
"FANG!" Harribel shouted.
"Oh, shit…" Fang said.
Tier Harribel, the 3rd Espada and Fang's wife. Harribel is a woman with short blonde hair, green eyes, dark skin, luscious lips, and had a curvy ebony body with a large pair of double K-cup breasts and a large juicy rear-end. An ebony goddess in the flesh. Despite being married with Fang, she never happy with her husband, always arguing.
"What is it, now?" Fang asked.
"Don't talk back. You haven't even unpacked everything." Harribel said, glaring at Fang.
"Me and Fox just got here. Just give me a break." Fang said.
Harribel looks at Naruto and the others.
"Hello, Naruto-kun." Harribel said with a smile.
"Hey." Naruto said with a slight blush.
"Hello, Rick. Hello, Fox." Harribel said.
"Hey." Rick said.
"Hello." Fox King jm said.
"Be sure to unpack everything, Fang. And I mean everything!" Harribel said.
"Alright, damn…" Fang said.
"It's good to see you again, Harribel-san. Would you like some tea?" Kushina asked.
"I would love some." Harribel said.
With the boys alone, they didn't know what to do next.
"So, what did you guys want to do?" Rigby asked.
"I got an idea." Rick said, pulling out his portal-gun.
"Oh, snap! You guys know what this means!" Fox King jm said.
"Let's go on an adventure!" Naruto said.
"Oh, man…" Fang said.
"Do you want to stay here and get chew out by Harribel?" Mordechai asked.
"Ugh, fine… I'll go." Fang said.
"Alright, let's go." Rick said, using his portal gun.
"Kaa-chan, we're going out. Will be right back." Naruto said.
"Okay, honey, be careful." Kushina said.
"I will." Naruto said.
"Come let's go." Rick said.
The boys went through the portal. They found themselves on an unknown planet.
"So where are we going?" Fox King jm asked.
"We're going to collect some mega seeds." Rick stated.
"Why are we on this planet? It seems dangerous." Morty said.
"I don't know, it seems pretty chilled planet." Mordechai said.
"I don't know about that…" Morty said.
"Look, Morty, I know that the unknown is a scary thing… Y-You're looking around seeing it's all scary and different…but y'know, meeting them head them head on and charging them like a bull is how we grow as people… we're no stranger to scary things. If you just stick with us, Morty, we're going to be…" Rick said.
While Rick explain this to Morty, the others noticed a monster like spider was coming close.
"Dude…" Mordechai said.
"What is that?" Rigby said.
"Dudes, run!" Fox King jm said.
They run for their lives.
"Holy crap, Morty, run! I-I never seen that thing before in my life, Morty! I don't know what the hell it is! We got to get out of here, guys! It's going to kill us! We're going to die! We're going to die!" Rick said.
Some time of running the boys managed to escape the spider monster.
"Holy crap that was close…" Fox King jm said.
"Too close…" Fang added.
"Come on, guys, the mega seeds should be somewhere nearby." Rick said.
"Rick, I think we should leave." Morty said.
"No way, we just barely got on this adventure and I need new material to write my stories." Fox King jm said.
"Dudes, look!" Rigby said.
"That's it! T-Those are the (burps) me-mega seeds!" Rick said.
"Good job, Rigby." Mordechai said.
"O-Okay, come on, w-we should hurry up and get them." Morty said.
"Wait, guys, here, put these on. W-When you are, we-earing the- these babies, you guys will be able to walk on any surface." Rick said.
Everyone puts on their zero-gravity shoes.
"Before you guys do a-anything be sure to…" Rick said.
Morty falls off the cliff.
"WHOA!" Morty shouted.
"Y-You're supposed to t-turn them on, Morty…" Rick said.
Everyone walks down the cliff.
"Ahh... Oh, geez…" Morty groaned.
"Oh, man, he's not looking so good." Naruto said.
"Yeah… His legs are broken…" Mordechai said.
"Oh, man, Morty, you were supposed to turn on the shoes. I mean, we turn them on, and we made it down here…" Rick said.
"Oh, geez, R-Rick, I can't feel my legs! I'm in so much pain right now!" Morty said.
"Does it hurt when I do this?" Rigby asked, pocking his legs.
"Ow!" Morty shouted.
"Dude quit it! This is serious!" Mordechai said.
"Okay… But, can you still help me collect the mega seeds?" Rick said.
"Are you guys serious?! I-I'm here w-with both of my legs broken! That's it, Rick! I'm done! I'm done with these crazy adventures!" Morty said.
"(Sighs) Okay, hold on…" Rick said, opening the portal.
Morty continues to groan in pain. Naruto and the boys just look at Morty. A few seconds later, Rick returns with a syringe with pink liquid. Rick injects the shot in Morty's legs, healing them in seconds.
"W-Whoa, Rick, I feel so much better." Morty said.
"All right, guys, let's collet those seeds." Rick said.
The Boys collect the seeds.
"All right, we got penalty of them. We're ready, Rick." Fox King jm said.
"Well, guys that's a problem… You see, when I got the medicine for Morty, I-I overused my portal-gun…!" Rick said.
"Wait, what are you saying, Rick?" Morty said.
"My portal gun! It's got no charge left, boys! It's got no charge left! It's useless like garbage!" Rick said.
"How are you going to get home?" Mordechai said.
"Don't worry, boys. There is an interdimensional custom that can take us back home. All we need to do is pay and we are set." Rick stated.
"Sweet!" Fox King jm said.
"But Morty, you really need to do us a solid. When we get to interdimensional custom… I need you to go to the bathroom, and you have to take these seeds and I need you put them way inside your butthole, Morty." Rick said.
"What?" The boys said.
"I-In my butt?" Morty asked.
"Put them way up there, as far as they can go." Rick said.
"I really don't want to do this." Morty said.
"S-Somebody has to do it. These seeds aren't going to get through customs, unless there in someone's butt, Morty. I-I done this to many times, they'll fall right out of mine. You're young, you got your whole life ahead of you, Morty. You get to do it for grandpa, you got to do it for us. You got to put these seeds up your butt." Rick said.
"Should we do so too, Rick?" Fox King jm asked.
"No, only Morty, can do it. Understand?" Rick said, winking.
"Oh, man…" Morty said.
"Sucks to be Morty…" The Boys thought.
Later, the Boys were waiting for Morty.
"Man, the universe is so big." Naruto said.
"You have no idea." Rick said.
"Be honest, Rick, Morty didn't really need to up those seeds up his butt, did he?" Fang asked.
"Not really. But they do need to be inside something to get through customs." Rick said.
"What about your portal gun?" Fox King jm asked.
"Oh, plenty of energy to get home. But I did not want to waste any more energy just in case I need to go to Wal-Mart or something." Rick stated.
"What?" Fang said.
"Oh, crap!" Fox King jm said.
"What is it, Fox?" Fang said.
"I need to go to the store to buy soda!" Fox King jm said.
"Damnit, Fox!" Fang said.
"What's taking Morty so long?" Rick said.
"What's the rush?" Mordechai asked.
"Let's just say I don't like being told what to do by the government." Rick said.
Morty comes out of the restroom. He was sore from… Well, you know.
"Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?" Rick asked.
"Yeah… Come on, so we can leave. These seeds are pointy. They hurt." Morty said.
"That means their good ones. Thanks, you boys so much. I'll be able to do all kinds of things with these seeds." Rick said.
The Boys were next in line to go through customs.
"All right, next…"
The bug guard stops Morty.
"Not you, you go over there."
"Why does he have to go over there?" Fox King jm said.
"Random check. He has to go through the new machine."
"What new machine?" Rick said.
"It's a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt."
"Oh, shit." The Boys thought.
"Run, boys! Run!" Rick shouted.
The Boys run.
The boys run as fast as they could.
"Oh, shit! Oh, shit!" Fox King jm said.
"How the hell did we get caught up in this?!" Fang shouted.
"Don't think about it, dudes!" Naruto said.
They continued to run. Morty whines like a baby. They passed two aliens, smoking. Rick slaps the bog out of their hands, breaking it. Morty inhales the smoke. Morty then lets out a lugi that was alive and then dies, quickly.
"Ooh!" Morty shouted.
"Don't think about it!" Rick said.
A door closes, blocking their bath. The Boys were about to turn around, seeing the guards all around them.
"This way!" Morty said, turning on his zero gravity shoes.
"Nice, Morty! The student becomes the teacher!" Rick said.
The Boys found themselves on a roof.
"Dudes, did we lose them?" Rigby asked.
The insect guards flow up in the air.
"Oh, crap…" Mordechai said.
"Run!" Rick said.
The Boys continued to run for their lives. Finally, they made it to the portal that will take them home.
"I need to enter the code to get us home! Cover me!" Rick said, passing lasers to the rest of the Boys.
"Cool…" Mordechai and Rigby said.
"Wait, Fox, can we just use your Stand?" Fang asked.
"I'm afraid I can't." Fox King jm said.
"Why not?!" Fang asked.
"Before we managed to move in, Muscle Man asked me to borrow it." Fox King jm said.
"What?!" Fang said.
"Less talking and more shooting!" Rick said.
"I don't know, guys. I don't want to shoot anyone!" Morty said.
"It's okay, Morty! They're just robots!" Rick said.
The Boys shoot the incest guards. Morty shoots one, killing him.
"Glen's bleeding to death! Someone call his wife and kids!"
"They're not robots, Rick!" Morty said.
"It's a figure of speech! Just keep shooting! Almost… There! Come on, Boys we're out of here!" Rick said.
The Boys teleported back to their house.
"We did it!" Fox King jm said.
"Whoooaaa!" Mordechai and Rigby said.
"All right, we have to do is get those seeds out of Morty's butt." Rick said.
"What are you guys doing?" Skips said.
Skips is a buff white Yeti. He always skips, he is always shirtless and always wears his pants. He is immortal and is the type of guy who almost knows everything and always helps Mordechai and Rigby.
"Hey, Skips. We just finish a classic adventure." Naruto said.
"Fox, this is one of the worst adventures…" Fang said.
"Fang, you need to learn to be positive. Right, Naruto?" Fox King jm said.
"Right." Naruto said.
"Marriage problems?" Skips asked.
"Yeah." The Boys replied.
"What?!" Fang said.
"Sorry, nothing can't fix a broken marriage. The best advance I can give is getting a divorce." Skips said.
"What?" Fang said.
"Well, I'm going back to work." Skips said, skipping away.
"Come on, Morty." Rick said.
"Oh geez…" Morty said.
"Let's get something to drink." Naruto said.
"Sounds like a plan." Fox King jm said.
"Ugh… Why did I just get a home by myself?" Fang said.
"Come on, Fang." Fox King jm said.
Inside, Naruto and the Boys were enjoying drinks and eating sneaks.
"Well, here's to the first day of living together!" Naruto said.
"More like the first day in hell." Fang said.
"Well, it can't get any worse." Fox King jm said.
Harribel comes downstairs with papers.
"Fang, I want a divorce." Harribel said.
"What?!" Fang said.
"Looks like things got worse." Rigby said.
Mordechai punches Rigby.
"Ow!" Rigby said.
"Why? Why did you want to drop this on me suddenly, Harribel?" Fang asked.
"Look, Fang. We've been married for a year. We both know it's not working. So, we should get a divorce. Also…" Harribel said.
"Also? What? Also, what?" Fang asked.
"I've found someone else." Harribel stated.
"Oh, shit, mutha fucker…" Rick said.
"Rick, what are you doing?" Fang asked.
"I was just here getting a drink and I've heard this drama going on, so I thought I want to see where this is going." Rick said.
"Dudes, this reminds me of that Only You song by 112 and Notorious B.I.G." Fox King jm said.
"How so?" Mordechai said.
"Oh, this part of the sing… 'I need you in my life… Where do I go? What do I do? If I can't live without-…'" Fox King jm sings.
"Shut up, Fox! You're not helping!" Fang shouted.
"Just keeping it real, man…" Fox King jm said.
Naruto was quiet.
"Naruto, you've been quiet this whole time." Fang said.
"Huh? Oh, well… Maybe you guys should move on…" Naruto said.
"You too?!" Fang shouted.
Rick noticed that Naruto and Harribel were looking at each other. He quickly put two and two together.
"Oh…" Rick said.
"Oh? What does that mean, Rick?" Fang asked.
"Harribel is all over Naruto." Rick stated.
"Rick!" Harribel said.
"What?!" Fang said.
"Naruto?" Fox King jm said, while he, Mordechai and Rigby look at him.
They saw the look on his face, conforming it is true.
"Well, readers, that's it for now. See you next week! Rick ruining everything!" Rick said.
"Wait! We're not ending the chapter like this! This is bull-…!" Fang shouted.
TO BE CONTINUED.
Well, that's the end of the first chapter of "The Boys vs the World vs the Universe!" I already have plans for this series, and I want to see how far I can take this story and see how my humor can grow. I already have some plans for the next chapter as well. Thank you again for reading, "The Boys vs the World vs the Universe!" Please tell me what you think, review, sorry for any errors, send me a message on Fanfiction or for the ps4, follow me on Twitter (Be sure to be 18 or older to Follow), Subscribe to my YouTube Channel (Link in my Fanfic profile), Fox King jm. Also be sure to wash your hands, have a face mask when you go out, and stay safe. I love you guys. Like I always say, I will update as soon as possible. Until next time, see ya.