Think how snug it'll be
Underneath our flannel
When it's just you and me
And the English Channel.
In our cozy retreat,
Kept all neat and tidy,
We'll have chums over every Friday
By the sea…
-Helena Bonham Carter as Mrs. Lovett,
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers
Are Proud to Present
This Invitation to
Dear God, those boys, Lily Evans thought. I'll go, but I don't see this ending well.