Think how snug it'll be

Underneath our flannel

When it's just you and me

And the English Channel.

In our cozy retreat,

Kept all neat and tidy,

We'll have chums over every Friday

By the sea…

-Helena Bonham Carter as Mrs. Lovett,

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs

Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers

Are Proud to Present

This Invitation to

Beach Week!

Dear God, those boys, Lily Evans thought. I'll go, but I don't see this ending well.