Captain Toad let out a huge fart while eating a can of baked beans on a log in the middle of a meadow during the night, being separated from his Toad Brigade for he was wondering if they would mind him eating the supplies they had gathered; now 1 could question as to why this captain of Toads would be by himself in such a generic grassy set of plains without his fellow mushroom men but given how gassy it was it seemed quite apparent: it was best to stay away from his bassy big butt blasting boy.
"Mmm... I miss my crew but on the other hand it's a good thing they're not here." Captain admitted while munching on the beans, continuously farting while thinking to himself. "They couldn't handle my mushroom methane even if they somehow built up a strength to it."