Note: Code Geass is an anime done by the studio Sunrise.

Lelouch Lamperouge was walking around the city. Lelouch was getting bored, so he started throwing pieces of gum into random bags of purses. He said, "I feel like winning something."

Lloyd Asplund replied, "I can help you with that, Mr. Lamperouge."

Lelouch saw Lloyd had a contest stand. He asked, "What is this silly stand about?"

Lloyd said, "This stand is about questions. I ask each customer one question. When they get the question right, they win a prize, but if they say a wrong answer, they have to give me one hundred dollars."

Lelouch proudly said, "I'm not scared. Ask me a question."

Lloyd asked, "Who's the first actor to play Batman?"

Lelouch said, "Lewis Wilson from the 1943 Batman movie serial."

Lloyd replied, "You said the right answer, Mr. Lamperouge."

Lelouch said, "Then you better give me the right prize."

Lloyd replied, "Frankly, I was expecting you to lose, so I'm not as prepared as I should be. Please hold on, sir. I'll find a prize from my box of prizes." Lloyd started digging around a nearby garbage can and found two prom tickets. He handed the tickets to Lelouch.

Lelouch said, "This is a pretty dumb prize, but it cost too much for me to waste it."

Lelouch went home and said, "I had to work really hard to win a prize, but it turned out to be a pretty worthless prize."

C. C. sarcastically replied, "I have tons of sorrow in my heart for you, Lelouch."

Lelouch said, "The Earl of Pudding gave me two dumb tickets. These tickets are so dumb that they probably don't know the alphabet."

C. C. asked, "Did you get parking tickets?"

Lelouch said, "No, I've only gotten 120 parking tickets in my lifetime. Considering I've had a driver's license for a year, that's super impressive. Lloyd gave me two super dumb prom tickets."

C. C. sarcastically replied, "You seem to adore prom."

Lelouch said, "Prom's a lame event. It has people in overcharged outfits dancing around for hours. I prefer to dance at home." Lelouch started dancing around the house, but he accidentally broke a chair.

C. C. asked, "Are you going to use the prom tickets?"

Lelouch said, "Since I spent so much work to get a prize, I'm going to go to the overrated prom. I don't know who to give the other ticket to."

C. C. blushed and replied, "You could give me the other ticket."

Lelouch sighed and said, "I might. I need to go get a tuxedo for the prom."

Lelouch went a fancy store that sold clothes. Lelouch danced around the store and asked, "Are there any tuxedos here?"

The store owner said, "They're in the tuxedo aisle, which is only a few feet away from you. You need to pay attention, so you can notice things like this young man."

Lelouch asked, "Where's the restroom?"

The store owner said, "You're standing in front of it."

After going to the restroom, Lelouch went to the tuxedo aisle. Lelouch noticed that the really nice looking tuxedos cost a lot of money. He didn't want to spend that much money, so he tried to find a cheap tuxedo. He looked around and saw a black sweater and pajama pants. Lelouch noticed that they were the same color as the tuxedos, so he decided to buy the sweater and pajama pants. He threw the items at the cash register worker. While waiting for the items to get scanned, Lelouch saw Shirley Fenette.

Shirley said, "Hi, Lulu."

Lelouch replied, "I'm going to the dumb prom. I won two silly tickets as a prize."

Shirley said, "I actually won two tickets, too. I was going to ask you to take my extra ticket."

Lelouch replied, "Since we both won two prom tickets, that means we can't go to the prom together."

Shirley said, "Actually we can, Lulu."

Lelouch replied, "But we need to use all of the tickets, so our prizes don't become a waste."

Shirley said, "You have two tickets and so do I, but it's not that important, Lulu. We could go to the prom together, get rid of our spare tickets, and have a wonderful time at the prom."

Lelouch replied, "I'm sorry, Shirley, but using up all of the tickets is more important."

Shirley sighed and said, "Okay."

Lelouch went home and said, "I wanted to give my spare ticket to Shirley, but she won two prom tickets, too. That's why I decided that she and I can't go to the prom together. I need to give this ticket to somebody else to make sure that the work I did to win the tickets wasn't wasted."

C. C. asked, "Will you give me the other ticket?"

Lelouch said, "Okay."

C. C. replied, "Thank you. You're the best. I'm going to need you to buy me a prom dress."

Lelouch angrily, said "No, that would cost like a million dollars."

C. C. replied, "You exaggerate like crazy."

Lelouch proudly said, "I'm the king of sane exaggerations."

C. C. replied, "You don't have to get me a super expensive dress. I need a dress that's at least somewhat nice."

Lelouch sighed and said, "Okay."

C. C. replied, "Thank you, sweetie."

Lelouch asked, "What did you call me?"

C. C. said, "Um, I said smiley. You have a nice smile."

Lelouch smiled and said, "I'm the king of nice smiles."

Lelouch went to a store and asked, "Where's the dresses that are on sale?"

The store employee said, "Aisle five."

Five minutes later, Lelouch found aisle five. Lelouch found a purple dress that was on sale for eight dollars. Lelouch was so happy about how cheap that dress was that he bought it.

The next day, Lelouch was watching TV and eating expired food. Lelouch said, "This food has only been expired for a few days, so it should taste good." Lelouch turned out to be wrong about the taste.

C. C. asked, "Why are you lounging around? The prom's in a few hours."

Lelouch said, "I didn't know what day the prom was on. I didn't look at the tickets for that long."

C. C. replied, "Well we have enough time to get ready, so take a shower and get on your prom outfit."

Lelouch said, "I took a shower yesterday."

C. C. replied, "You've been sitting on a couch full of expired food, so you need a shower."

Lelouch sighed and said, "Okay then."

About an hour later, Lelouch got on his black sweater and pajama pants. He looked at himself in the living room's mirror and said, "Hey, I look awesome."

C. C. went into the living room with her purple dress and asked, "Why aren't you wearing a fancy outfit?"

Lelouch said, "These clothes are the same color as tuxedos so they're fancy enough."

C. C. asked, "How do I look in the purple dress?"

Lelouch said, "Pretty good."

C. C. replied, "Thank you."

Lelouch said, "I'm sorry."

C. C. replied, "You don't have to be sorry for compliments."

Lelouch said, "Okay then."

Lelouch and C. C. went to the prom. C. C. asked, "Do you want to hold my hand?"

Lelouch said, "Nah, holding stuff is pretty hard and annoying. This morning, Principal Ashford asked me to hold his soda while he went to the bathroom, so I drank it, threw it away, and framed the janitor."

The janitor responded, "I got a detention."

C. C. asked, "Do you want some punch?"

Lelouch said, "I would rather not get punched a few times tonight."

C. C. replied, "I don't know if you're kidding or if you're clueless."

Lelouch said, "Speaking of kids and clues, I met these four teenagers who figure out clues with a dog."

C. C. replied, "You're quite the eccentric gentleman, Lelouch. Are you ready to dance?"

Lelouch said, "I guess."

Lelouch and C. C. started dancing together. Lelouch tried to dance correctly, but he accidentally fell on a carpet. He got up and tried to dance correctly again, but he bumped into the janitor and fell to the ground. Lelouch and the janitor got off the floor.

C. C. said, "You're dancing a little chaotically my dear. I'll help you. Hold my hands."

Lelouch sighed and replied, "Okay." Lelouch and C. C. continued dancing. This time, Lelouch danced normally. Although he accidentally bumped a bunch of people to the ground, he continued to dance well. Lelouch and C. C. danced together for several minutes.

Lelouch said, "Dancing at prom is less awful than I thought it would be. You're a really good dancer."

C. C. replied, "You've been getting better at dancing."

Lelouch looked around and noticed that several people were mad at him. He asked, "Which of my antics are you mad about?"

Shirley said, "You knocked dozens of people to the ground, Lulu."

Lelouch said, "I'm sorry about those accidents." The janitor was so mad at Lelouch that he threw gallons of cafeteria milk at Lelouch. Lelouch ran outside.

C. C. asked, "Are you okay, sweetie?"

Lelouch said, "I don't know. I acted like a big fool tonight. It seems like this night wasn't that good."

C. C. replied, "I had a lovely night, thanks to you. The dress you got me is beautiful and dancing with you is something I've wanted to do for a long time. Thank you for everything." C. C. kissed Lelouch. Lelouch felt very surprised.

Lelouch said, "This prom thing turned out to be pretty good overall. We have one more mission to do to make this day even better."

C. C. asked, "What's the mission?"

Lelouch said, "Tell Principal Ashford about the janitor dunking gallons of milk on me. That way I'll get revenge on the janitor." Lelouch and C. C. held hands as they ran up to Principal Ashford so they could tattletale about what the janitor did.

A week later, Lelouch Lamperouge was making fun of some random people outside, while eating expired candy. He said, "This is a wonderful morning."

C. C. said, "Hi, Lelouch. There's something that we should talk about."

Lelouch replied, "I agree with you on that. We need to talk about this guy that's outside. His shirt is so bad. It's full of food stains."

C. C. said, "Sweetie, we have more important things to talk about than a random guy's shirt."

Lelouch replied, "But I have lots of comments about the shirt that I feel I must say."

C. C. sighed and said, "Meet me in the living room after you're doing judging the random guy and his shirt."

Lelouch replied, "Okay."

Twenty minutes later, Lelouch finished making comments about the random guy and went into the living room. Lelouch asked, "What's going on?"

C. C. said, "Well we agreed to start dating a week ago and we haven't actually gone on a date yet."

Lelouch replied, "We see each other every day."

C. C. said, "But we're roommates, so we always see each other."

Lelouch said, "Then everyday should count as a date."

C. C. replied, "If you count all the days we've seen each other in a row as dates, we'd probably be married by now."

Lelouch said, "I guess that means we have to go on a silly date and have a goofy time together."

C. C. replied, "Yes, but that probably isn't the right way to describe it."

Lelouch said, "Well I don't know that much about dates. They seem like absurd and wacky events where people dress in weird outfits and do insane dancing."

C. C. replied, "Dates aren't as loopy as you make them sound. We'll have a pleasant and fun time together despite all the antics you'll probably accidentally cause."

Lelouch said, "Okay. When do you want to go on a date?"

C. C. replied, "Tomorrow. I'll put the address in your coat pocket, so you don't forget where we'll meet up."

Lelouch said, "Alright. I'll see you tomorrow which seems like a weird thing to announce since I see you everyday."

A few minutes later, Lelouch met up with Suzaku Kururugi and said, "I have my first date with C. C. tomorrow."

Suzaku replied, "Then it seems like you're going to have a good day tomorrow."

Lelouch said, "I'm not completely sure about that. Dates are so wacky and loopy."

Suzaku replied, "You have a odd habit of making normal events sound like crazy stuff. You told me I was crazy when I had healthy food."

Lelouch said, "That was such an absurd thing to eat. Start eating stuff that actually has flavor. Should I dress fancy to the date?"

Suzaku replied, "Of course."

Lelouch said, "I was hoping that I could wear my pajamas or sweatpants."

Suzaku replied, "That wouldn't be fancy enough."

Meanwhile, C. C. called Empress Marianne. C. C. said, "My first date with Lelouch is tomorrow."

Empress Marianne replied, "It's closer to being your ninety fifth date with him."

C. C. said, "Lelouch and I haven't dated before. You assume that we're practically married."

Marianne replied, "You've gushed about him since shortly after you met him."

C. C. said, "Well this is my first real date with Lelouch."

Marianne replied, "Okay. You can go on with your exaggerated version of reality, my future daughter."

C. C. angrily said, "I've told you hundreds of times to not call me your future daughter."

Marianne replied, "Well then marry Lelouch."

C. C. said, "Not yet."

Marianne replied, "Okay. I'll ask again next week."

C. C. said, "I wouldn't be ready that fast."

Marianne replied, "No offense intended, future daughter, but you and Lelouch are quite slow."

C. C. said, "I should stop asking you for advice."

Marianne replied, "But I'm going to be your mommy someday soon."

The next day, Lelouch stated walking to the fancy restaurant where he and C. C. planned on having their first date. Lelouch wore a fancy black suit. Lelouch walked for a few miles, because he forgot that he had a car. By the time he remembered he had a car, he felt he was too far away to walk back home, so he decided to get a ride from a taxi cab.

Several minutes later, Lelouch arrived at the restaurant. The restaurant owner said "Greetings, sir. Can I take your coat?"

Lelouch said, "No you can't steal my coat, you sneaky robber. However, I do admire a robber that asks his victims permission to rob, so I kind of like you."

The owner replied, "I was offering to put your coat on the coat rack."

Lelouch said, "Then you shouldn't of pretended like you were going to steal my coat. I'll just keep the coat on."

The owner asked, "Do you have a reservation?"

Lelouch said, "My girlfriend made one for me. She's a beautiful woman with green hair and she's obsessed with pizza. I'll go find her." Lelouch looked around the restaurant for a few minutes. C. C. found Lelouch and showed him their table. C. C. was wearing a fancy white suit.

C. C. replied, "You're kind of late."

Lelouch said, "I forgot to bring my car. I got a taxi ride from a taxi driver who reminded me of a Oscar winning actor. Either way, he was quite a fearless leader."

C. C. replied, "You look really charming today."

Lelouch said, "I look awesome everyday."

C. C. replied, "Yes, but on dates people say stuff like that."

Lelouch said, "Okay. You look super hot."

C. C. replied, "That's not a very romantic way of wording it."

Lelouch said, "I guess comparing you to a heater isn't very cool."

The waiter asked, "What do you two weirdos want tonight?"

Lelouch said, "I want chicken and fries and she always wants like a dozen pizzas."

The waiter asked, "Do you want anything to drink?"

Lelouch and C. C. said, "Soda."

The waiter replied, "Okay ,weirdos."

Lloyd Asplund walked up to Lelouch and C. C. and said, "I have a favor that I want you to take care of for me."

C. C. asked, "What do you want, Earl of Pudding?"

Lloyd said, "When it's time to order dessert, order some pudding for me."

Lelouch replied, "But if we ordered pudding, we'd have to pay for it."

Lloyd said, "Yeah, I want you to buy pudding for me."

Lelouch replied, "No deal. You're the fun loving, but sneaky Earl of Pudding." Lloyd ran away.

C. C. said, "I admit that it's pretty exciting to finally be on a date with you. I've waited for this day for months."

Lelouch replied ,"Wow, you really like me."

C. C. said, "Well I probably wouldn't want to date you if I didn't love you."

Lelouch replied, "Wow, you're really smart."

C. C. said, "I think you're the most handsome guy in the whole world."

Lelouch replied, "I agree that I'm the handsomest guy ever."

A few minutes later, the waiter said "Here's your silly food, you weirdos."

Lelouch started eating his dinner ,while C. C. gobbled down pizza. Lelouch said, "You eat faster than the average bear."

C. C. replied, "I probably eat too fast."

Lelouch said, "Well waiting for people to finish eating is super boring, so you're my hero tonight."

A few minutes later, Lelouch and C. C. finished eating. Lelouch said, "You ate like four pizzas tonight."

C. C. replied, "I'm full."

The waiter said, "I'll take your plates away, you weirdos."

Lelouch whispered, "I'm not going to give that weird waiter a tip."

After Lelouch and C. C. paid for the dinner, the manager asked, "Was the waiter good?"

Lelouch said, "Well he lacked manners and mocked the customers, so I'm not liking him that much so far."

Lelouch and C. C. walked outside. C. C. said, "Since I brought my car, we can ride home together."

After Lelouch and C. C. got into the car, Lelouch said, "I hope that you had an okay night."

C. C. replied, "It was a wonderful night. I feel delighted that I finally got to go on a date with you. It was sweet and fun."

Lelouch said, "I love you. I'm sorry. I shouldn't of said such a crazy thing."

C. C. replied, "We're dating now, so you can love me."

Lelouch jokingly said, "I was worried that I had to have mixed feelings about my girlfriend."

C. C. replied, "I love you." C. C. kissed Lelouch. Lelouch blushed. C. C. said, "That's cute."

Lelouch stubbornly said, "I'm not blushing. I spilt random stuff on my face that turned it into blush colors."

After the date was over, C. C. got a call. C. C. asked, "What's happening?"

Emperor Charles said, "Even though I can't stand my son, Marianne has forced me to ask what his silly date was like. Did you two have a goofy time together?"

C. C. replied, "It was a lovely night. Sweetest night I've had all year."

Marianne said ,"Now that you've admitted your feelings, you and Lelouch can finally get engaged."

C. C. said, "Lelouch and I aren't ready for that."

Marianne replied, "I'll ask again after your next date, future daughter." C. C. facepalmed.