Word Count: 426 words
"Dad?" Shoto said.
"Yeah?" I replied. I was reading a newspaper at the kitchen table. It was an early Saturday morning.
"D-Did you bubble wrapped the house?!" Shoto asked.
I smiled. He finally noticed.
"But why?!" Shoto continued.
"So you don't bump into the corners of the house, sweetie-."
Shoto pinched the bridge of his nose. "I'm not a toddler anymore. You don't have to worry about stuff like that anymore."
I growled. It took me forever to bubble wrap every corner in the house.
After patrolling with Shoto and a few of his classmates (that were interning as sidekicks) we decided to go out to dinner. Tab on me!
"Hold on, let me cut your food," I said.
"Dad. No." Shoto said.
I tried to cut the steak Shoto ordered into small bite-size pieces. So he doesn't choke, of course! But I ended up sword fighting Shoto with our utensils. Shoto block me everything I used the knife and fork to cut his steak.
"Dad. You're embarrassing me!"
I turned and saw the look on Shoto's friends' faces. One of them was snickering and the other looked like he wanted to be anywhere but here.
I dropped my utensils.
I rubbed my neck as I awkwardly apologized.
Going Through His Stuff
It's a school day and it gave me the opportunity to go through Shoto's stuff. It wasn't too hard since Shoto kept his room very clean.
I checked every nook and cranny. Even under his mattress. I found nothing weird. The room was too clean.
The only place I haven't checked was his laptop.
I used a USB password cracker the Hero Commission issued us to get in.
"Here goes nothing."
Shoto used a default wallpaper.
"Nothing weird yet."
I clicked his browser and checked his search history.
All Might pictures
All Might photos
All Might videos
I rolled my eyes.
"Wait, what is this?" I said.
"I shouldn't have clicked that. I shouldn't have clicked that!"
It was an All Might body pillow.
I clicked everything off and log off the computer.
"That's enough internet for today."
Moral of Story: Don't go looking for trouble. You'll find it!
A/N: The Body Pillow wasn't anything rated M+ or anything. It was just one with All Might in his buff form, smiling, and the other side was him in his deflated form.