[A/N: If you need a refresher on any terms or specific things, there will be a glossary at the end of the chapter called "Author's note - I: Intermission" BTW, The Touhou Project belongs to Studio Shanghai Alice and ZUN, not me.]

Hi, my name is Makoto Tachibana. I live in a world stranger than most humans would expect. In the world I live in, known as Gensoukyou, Monsters and Evil Spirits run rampant. These creatures, known as Youkai by the locals, love to cause mischief and bicker with each other, and sometimes it gets out of hand, becoming an 'Incident' . Due to these problems, normal humans consider themselves lesser beings, and are constantly fearful of anything extraordinary, that's where my story comes in. I was born a normal human girl, but about a year or two ago that all changed. One morning, I woke up with a penis on my groin. My parents tried to take me to a doctor but I wouldn't let them, stubbornly believing I could just hide it. A few weeks after that while I was hanging out with a couple of my friends, they dragged me to a bathhouse, and they found out about my secret. Immediately, one of my friends ran away, but I was surprised to see that my childhood friend, a very boyish girl named Tamaki, still there. She looked uncomfortable and slightly unnerved at the fact that my body was somewhere between a boy and a girl.

She looked at me, and I saw the fear hiding in her eyes. "Tamaki," I whispered, tears welling in my eyes, "Please tell me you don't hate me now." Her eyes drifted from my own, "I... I..." She stuttered, looking back into my eyes. I felt a dropping sensation in my gut, but before I knew what was going on, the light faded from Tamaki's eyes, now staring blankly into my own. "Tamaki," I cried, slightly panicking, "Tamaki, what's wrong?"

"Was there always such a beautiful sparkle to your eyes, Makoto," Tamaki said dazedly, "Because, looking into your eyes right now, I feel like I could or would do anything for that sparkle to remain."

"Would you continue being my friend? unconditionally," I asked tentatively. She nodded, confirming that she would do whatever I commanded. After she said this, her eyes cleared up and I asked her what just happened, eventually we figured out that I awoke some sort of powerful hypnotic ability. It was so powerful, in fact, that we found I could rewrite reality just by commanding it, so after about a year of planning and training my ability together, me and Tamaki decided to take over the world of Gensoukyou. Unfortunately, my new amplified libido, born from having both male and female sex organs, caused me to modify the plan a little.

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On the last day of our training I commanded Tamaki that she was to listen to every order I gave her and to agree with my decision, in addition, anyone who saw her breasts or pussy was to be enthralled to my control. Basically, what this did was ensure that my control was like a virus, coming into contact with an 'infected' would infect you too, allowing me to easily control the entire human village. After I finished relaying my commands, I deactivated my power. "Tamaki, are you ready to gain control of the Human village," I asked, already knowing her answer.

"Yes, Mistress," My enthralled childhood friend replied. As we walked out of my home, I pulled on a coat which I had commanded to make me unrecognizable to those I didn't want to. Then we proceeded to walk to the town center, where we had previously set up a performance stage with a notice saying when the performance would unfold, as we reached the stage, we saw that a crowd was begining to form, curious about this mystery performance. I walked with Tamaki backstage, and watched as she stripped down to the buff, her perky CC cup tits bouncing softly, her pristine shaven womanhood moist with anticipation of my new world order. After making sure that my sweet Tomboy was standing in the proper place, I slipped out of the curtains blocking the view to adress the waiting crowd.

"Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you, the debut performance of Tomboy Queen Tamaki," I announced, hopping to the side, pulling a tassel that would open the front of the curtains. The curtains slid open and everyone in the crowd got an eyefull of Tamaki's beautiful nude form, instantly enthralling them and turning their Sex organs into conduits for my control. After a moment, the crowd began stripping down to nudity, the men standing with their cocks now never getting more flaccid than half-mast, the women pussies moistening pemanently. Next, the crowd began dispersing, every person searching for any nearby humans wearing clothing. The mission was a success and yet My conquest of Gensoukyou had only begun.