Soma, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Clayton: You did WHAT–
Harcourt: William Snakepeare

Cheslock: Change is inedible.
Edward: Don't you mean inevitable?
Cheslock, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Bluewer: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Greenhill: I don't know how to do that.
Redmond: I don't wear a watch.
Violet: Time is a construct.

Soma: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Clayton: Several traffic violations.
Edward: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Harcourt: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Cheslock: Also, that's not our car.

Bluewer: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Redmond: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Greenhill: I got distracted about halfway through.
Violet: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Cheslock: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Edward: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Harcourt: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Soma: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Redmond: This is such a bad idea.
Violet: Then why are you coming along?
Redmond: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Redmond: I made tea.
Bluewer: I don't want tea.
Redmond: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Bluewer: Then why are you telling me?
Redmond: It is a conversation starter.
Greenhill: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Redmond: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Cheslock: Bye Edward! Bye Soma! Bye Harcourt! Bye Clayton! Bye Edward!
Soma: You said 'bye Edward' twice.
Cheslock: I like Edward.

Edward: We need a distraction.
Clayton: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Soma, whispering: My time has come

Redmond: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Bluewer: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Redmond: Yes!
Greenhill: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Harcourt: Where are you going?
Cheslock: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

Bluewer: Can I be frank with you guys?
Violet: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is going to help.
Greenhill: Can I still be Greenhill?
Redmond: Shh, let Frank speak.

Greenhill: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Violet: You mean literally or figuratively?
Greenhill: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...