Well, starting a new story is the last thing I need to do, but all of these are going to be little drabbles, nothing major.

Also, I don't know where in the world this idea came from, it just sprung into existence, so yeah, I don't know. Enjoy.


"No, Deeks! Why would I pee in the shower? Why are you even asking me that?" Kensi's irritated voice echoed down the hall as the heavy door closed behind them. Callen and Sam both looked up from their computers, sharing a simultaneous "here we go again" glance.

"Why not? You're in the shower, you gotta pee, you just go! It just washes down the drain with the rest of the water!" came Deeks voice, louder this time, as the pair grew closer.

"No! Deeks, that's disgusting! It'd get all over your feet and-" Kensi started but Deeks cut her off.

"No, you just spread your feet!" he proclaimed loudly as he entered the bullpen, messenger bag slung over his shoulder. He held out his hand towards Sam. "Guys, help me out here! Do you pee in the shower?"

Sam made an irritated, confused face. "No, Deeks, I do not pee in-No! Why are you even talking about this?"

"Come on, it's practical, why not pee in the shower? It all goes to the same place, and it wastes less water!"

"It'd get all over your feet!" Kensi exclaimed as she dumped her messenger bag on the floor and sat down beside Callen.

"TMI," Sam muttered, glancing back down at his computer screen.

"I don't know, Deeks has a point. It does save water," Callen said, resting his chin in his hand as Deeks walked by and dumped his bag on the floor.

"Thank you, Callen!" Deeks shouted as he sat down with a dramatic thud and a grin. Sam frowned at Callen.

"Why are you siding with him?" he asked. "He's clearly out of his mind!"

"Ha! Thank you, Sam!" Kensi exclaimed with a laugh and a grin. Deeks scowled playfully.

"Whatever," Callen muttered with a shake of his head, throwing a discreet wink at Deeks, who grinned.

"Okay, I'm putting this weird conversation to an end!" Eric called from the OPS balcony, tapping his tablet on his palm. "We've got a case. Let's go!"

The team stood up and headed for the stairs.

"I'll be there in like 30 seconds, I'm going to run to the restroom real quick," Kensi said, trotting down the hall towards the ladies' locker room.

"Shoulda gone in the shower!" Deeks and Callen called out in unison.

"Shut up!" she called back.


Yeah, I'll say it again, I don't know where this came from.

And please give me drabble prompts! That would be much appreciated! Hope you enjoyed the weird product of my late night musings.