Yoyo's cool adventures
Jonathan was walking down the streets towards his home when he saw someomne in the path, it was someone but not Zepeli.
"Who are you, estimated mister?" Jonathan said wondering who he was.
"Me? I am… YOUR BROTHER!" The misterious man said showing how cool he was.
"My brother?, You mean we have the same blood?" Jonathan said confused 2"What is your name?"
"My name is Yown Yoemoon but everyone calls me by YOyo"
Yown was a really tall man with grey hair that looked like the moon and bid abs as bifg as the biggest moon you've ever seen. His face looke like he was going to say : I am going to beat you, but still it showde some amability and it was cool.
"Nice to meet uou Yown…" Said Jonathan with confusdion carved on his face like a sculpture. "How so i have never know about your estimated existance?"
"Becasue I am American, the land of coolnes!" Yoyo said with a smile on his face showing confidence. "I came here because there is a gang of vampires that almost died to this hands ovre here but two of them ran away and they came to here and i don't need your help to stop them but you can watch if you want."
"Oh okay brother, i am also in the search of anihilating the life of a vampire so i'll acompany you" Jonatahn said and ponited towards Dio to indicate that he was going to kill him.
"Dio? He sound like a cool guy, no tas cool as me but really coll" Yown said rubbing his chin with strength to show that he was strong.
"He is my step brother and he cruely killed our father to become a vampire" Jonathan said with a tear in his eye and grabing his chest strong trying to show that he is also strong but he barely broke his shirt so he just lookd weak.
"Oh no my father! I will kill that DIO!" Yown said with anger, his eyes burned with anger and his face turned into anger, his mouth looked like a lot of stones crushing through the entrance of a cave. "Let's go exterminate that DIO!"
They started runing towards the vampires when they found Zwepeli who tried to teach them what hamon is but Yown already teached Jonathan how to use hamon so he just joined the gang and tried not to be a bother. Speedwagon was there too and he joined the gang too, he doesn't know how to use hamon but he doesn't need that because he has a hate and a hot chest. They walked until they reached the vampires evil castle in Translyvania.
"VAMPIRES!" Yown screamed and made all the people around him unconcious except Speedwagon and Zepeli and Jonathan so no one fell unconscious actually.
"Let us go into their dwelling!" Jonathan said motivating everyone.
"Oh mama mia the door is locked!" Zepeli said and everyine looked bad at him because they already knew that so he jsut lowered his head and covered his eyes with his dumb hat.
"I can do this!" said Speedwagon and he throwed his hat to the door and the door exploded. "Now we can go through there."
They went there and they were in a living room.
"WHAT IS THIS?!" Yown screamed to the celling with anger.
"It is my mansion" said a mysterious figure in the corned with a vampiric laugh.
"Kof…" Yown resented.
"Who is Kof?" asked Zepeli because he was dumb and italian.
"He is one of the evil bampires Yown has been searching for!" everyone screamed at him making him scared.
"Hahaha, you will never kill me Yown, go my zombie minions!" Kof screamed and he run away fast.
Everyone run fast towards Kof except Zepeli who was left behind to fight with the zombies.
"I'll catch you Kof!" Yown exclaimed
They all run through a hall for a while when they reached the end. In the end there was a room, they went into the room.
"Kof" Said Yown with resentment
"Yown" said Kof with arrogance
"Dio" said Jonathan with anger
"Jonathan Joestar" said Dio with a smile
"Nyu" said Speedwagon with determination
"You…" said Nyu quietly.
Yown, Jonatahn and Speedwagon started walking towards the vampires and so, the battle started.
Yown punched Kof in the face and his face made a turn around his neck.
"Nice punch" Kof laughed "But what about THIS!" Kof threw a laser beam through his eyes and pierced Yown shoes.
"OH NO! I JUST BOUGHT THOSE SHOES! I?LL KILL YOU!" Yown screamed really loud and angry.
Meanwhile where Speedwagon.
"I won't use my arms to kill you" Said Speedwagon confident throwing his bladed hat with his foot.
Nyu catched the hat with his teethe like a dog catching a frisbee.
"Ha! You fell for my trick" laughed Speedwagon standing right behind Nyu. "Say goobye to your life!"
Speedwagon kicked Nyus head towards the wall making the hat in his mouth chop his head in half, killing him. Speedwagon picked up his hat and said "You dirty it with your blood, i'll make you pay for the cleaning somehow." After saying that Speedwagon walked slowly to the exit.
Meanwhile where Dio.
Jonathan started walking towards Dio.
"Ho ho, you are approaching me? Instead of running away you are approaching me?" Dio said with a smug on his face [Get it it's a jojo reference in a jojo fanfic! You surely didn't see that coming just that this is not a jojo fanfic but a yoyo fanfic that is more or less the same thing but it's not]
"I am going to punt your dangly parts, Dio" Jonathan aserted educatedly.
"Ho ho" Dio laughed loudly "Do it if you dare"
Jonathan raised his legs to his crotch.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Jonathan screamed with the kick to make it stronger.
"Jonathan you fool, you fell for my trap" Dio screamed with pride
"Oh no!" Jonathan exclaimed sad.
Jonathans legas were getting closer to Dios crotch. Once his legs touched Dios crotch Dio froze his crotch and JONATHANS LEG FROZE TOO!
"Ho ho, I, DIO, have won" He moaned triumphant.
"AAAAAAAH" Joanthan screamed in pain because his leg was frozen.
"I Dio could kill you but insted let me reintroduce you to… YOUR FATHER!" Dio laughed and Jonathans father entered the room.
"FATHER!" screamed Jonathan
"DAD!" screamed Yown
"YOWN!" screamed Jonathans dad with surprise like the siren of an ambulance when it recieves a call that says that someone is injured "I THOUHGT YOU DIED LAST 16 YEARS!"
"I was… But not anymore!" Yown said dramatically (WHAT A TWIST RIGHT?!)
"I thought you perished" wondred Jonathan but everyone ignored him buecause that wasx a stupid thing to say and it will be explaiuned later.
"BUT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!" screamed Jonathans father with all hist strength.
"Because I… HAVE AN STAND!" (STANDS BEFORE JOTARO! THAT IS UNEXPECTED) Yown revealed this shocking truth.
"A what?" Questioned Jonathans father nbecuase he didn't wathc part 3 because he died before he couled.
Yown explained to Jonathans father what was an stand and he did it super cool like a teacher who come in class with a ps5 and says "Let's play Fortnite instead of learning boring things like triangles".
"Oh i see, so it's like someone who helps you get out of bed when you can't" Said Joanthans father because he was old and he could only think of things of old poeple like medicines and hospitals and watching horse races or soap operas "But how did you sruvrvive with that?"
"Let me tell you..."
-Like 16 years ago-
Jonathans father and Jonathan and Yown were going onan ancient car that uses horses as wheels when one of the horses saw a tree with the shape of a carrot in a cliff and he jumped to reach it but IT WASNT A CARROT BUT A TREE! so the car crashed and everyone went like FIUUUMMM through the sky and Yown fell in another cliff.
"OH NO YOWN FELL DOWN THE CLIFF!" Young Jonaths father lamented and then left.
Meanwhile in the other cliff, Yown was falling when a big man that was like 8 meters tall and had 6 arms grabed him and threw him to the sky BUT HE THREW HIM SO HIGH THAT HE FELL IN AMERICAA! So Yown stayed there the rest of his life until a vampire mafia that traded blood cocaine or blood weed or blood organs attacked Yown so he killed them but two vampires run away to England WHERE HIS BROTHER AND FATHER LIVED!
-In the present-
"OH I SEE" screamed Jonathans father to show that he understood.
"And now im going to KILL DIO!" Yown yell like smoeone when they are going to start an epic war batlle with sword and magic.
Meanwhile where Yown
Yown was screaming to kill Dio and save Jonathan but it was too late because Dio already broke Jonathans frozen leg (REMEMBER WHEN THAT HAPPENED? IT WAS COOL) so Yown got more angrier and summoned his stand.
"ANGEL GOD, I CHOOSE YOU!" screamed Yown like a pokemon trainer when throwing their pokemon to the enemy and angel god came (GET IT BECAUSE ANGELS ARE THE GODS SO THIS IS THE GOD OF GODS, REALLY COOL NAME I KNOW)
"What is that!" panicked Dio in disbelief
"It's delightful" amazed Jonthan
But suddenly Kof came and scream
"THIS IS OUR BATTLE YOWN!" (SORRY GUYS I FORGOT ABOUT HIM)
Kof jumped attackingly towards Yown and Angel god punched him in the face SO STRONG THAT HIS FACE TURNED INTO A HOLE AND DISINTEGRATED AND THEN THE REST OF HIS BODY DISINTEGRATED TOO AND THEN HE WENT FLAYING SO FAR HE ENDED UP IN CHINA OR AUSTRALIA OR SOMEWHERE LIKE THAT BECAUSE IT WAS SO FAR IT WAS IMPOSIBLE TO KNOW WHERE IT ENDED!
Upon watching that, Dio got scared so he screamed to draw Yowns attention and then he started runing to attack Yown but Angel God grabbed Dio and he threw him to the sky SO HIGH IT REACHED THE SUN BUT HE DIDNT BURN BECAUSE HE WAS GOING SO FAST THAT THE LIGHT COULDNT REACH HIM. Like 4 hours later Dio fell back and he was dizzy from flying so high and fast so he puked and his lips turned green.
"Damn you, Yown Yoemoon!" cursed Dio menacingly and Yown got scared so he droped him to the floor and Dio died or something.
Now that Yown and Jonathan were alone with Jonathans father they hugged like a bear hugging a salmon before eating it.
"How are you still subsisting?" asked Jonahtan.
"Dio made me a vampire to make me evil, son" Jonathans father said
"Oh cool" answered Yown wisely and everyone laughed then Speedwagon came and he joined the hug.
SUDDENLY ZEPELI CAME RUNING THROUGH THE DOOR AFTER FIGHTING ALL THE ZOMBIES AND SCREAMED: "DIO AND NYU ARE ALIVE BECUASE THEY ARE VAMPIRES!"
Dio and Nyu got up from the floor and laughed evilly like Santa Claus if Santa Claus was an evil vampire that tried to conquer the world but luckly he wasn't yet. Then Dio jumped to Nyu and ate him to absorb his energy and he became a double vampire and twice as powerful and he puked again because Nyu tasted like dust because he was in the floor and also because he was a vampire and Dio was too and vampire canibalism is bad i think, i don't know, i'm not a vampire, but this time it was radioactive puke that was like ten times more powerful than normal puke and it paiunted his lips green but this time it was permanent.
"Oh ho, now you can't defeat me, Dio" laughed Dio even more evil than Santa Claus makeing Zepeli pee his pants and maybe Jonathans father too but that was normal for him because he was old. After hearing that Yown jumped like a ballerina towards Dio and Angel god punched him really hard in the face BUT HE DIDN'T DIE!
"Wyyyyyyy!" screamed Dio in pain like a child in a roller coaster.
Dio fell and the floor and took like half an hour to get up then he called the world.
"THE WORLD!" screamed Dio to stop time and run away but it was sunny outside so he had to stop the time for like 10 hours which was super boring and then run away to Egypt because his summer house was there.
"SHIT HE ESCAPED!" screamed Yown in agony
"We will chase after him tomorrow" reconfored Speedwagon and they started walking outside the vampire palace to their house.
Once in the Joestars house that is going to be renamed the Yoemoon house they went to bed except Zepeli who went to the dog's house and everyone sleept.
-The next morning-
Yown woke up and ate a cool breakfast like cocoa puffs and Jonathans father ate a breakfast for old people like raisins and apple juice when they HEARD A SCREAM!
"AAAAAAAAAH" the scream screamed
"What was that turbulence?" questioned Jonathan
"LET'S FIND OUT!" Speedwagon yelled
All the guys that were inside the mansion went outside and they saw Erina screaming… AND ZEPELI WHO WAS DEAD INSIDE THE DOG'S HOUSE! (WOW THAT WAS SHOCKING RIGHT? JUST NO BECAUSE NO ONE CARES ABOUT ZEPELI SO IMAGINE THAT THERE WAS ALSO THE BODIES OF DIRE AND STRAITS AND OF SOMEONE COOL LIKE KEANU REEVES AND WOW THAT IS REALLY SHOCKING I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE IT, ANYWAYS THAT WAS A REALLY COOL CHAPTER SO SEND ME CRITICS PLEASE BECAUSE I THINK IT DESERVES IT ;))