(A.N. HEY GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT THAT A.N. MEANS AUTHOR NORE SO SORRY FOR NOT USING THAT THE LAFT CHAPTER I WILL USE IT FROM NOW ON ALSO I FORGOT THAT JONATHAN LOST A LEG AND I DIDNT EXPLAIN THAT SORRRY! ANYWAYS ENJOY THE CHAPTER IT WILL BE COOLER THAN THE LAST TIME ;))

Chapter 2

Jonathan exited the door of the Yoemoons house and saw some dead bodies in his dog house and Erina was there screaming when she started screaming more.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG?!" questioned Erina pointing at his leg that now was… A ROBOT LEG!

"My leg was frigid therefore it ruptured" explained Jonatahn while his robot leg served him some tea but he was too young to drink tea so the robot leg served him tea but without theine (ITS LIKE LIQUOR BUT FOR TEA).

"Oh okay" said Erina and then continue screaming.

Eveyone was shocked, THERE WAS LIKE 4 DEAD GUYS ON THEIR HOUSE!

"WHO DID THIS?" screamde Yown loudly and then he shaked Erina.

"I don't know …" cired Erina

"SHIT WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW!" yrelled even more loudly Yown.

"Dont worry" said Speedwagon "My foundatin took these dead people and made an autopys." (ITS LIKE AN EXAM FOR DEAD PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY THEY DIED OR SOMETHING, I HEARD OF IT IN CLASS)

"Who comitted this?" asked Jonathan with fear in his eyes because maybe he did it and he doesn't want to be the one who did it because then he would go to jail or something and thats bad i guess.

"It was…" said Speedwagon and then he said: "DIO!"

"What?!" said Erina surprised

"WE HAVE TO KILL DIO EVEN MORE" roared Yown and started running to Egypt.

"But Egypt is really far! We will ned a car!" warned Speedwagon and then he gave Yown a car.

"Everyone, get in the car!" Screamed Yown

Everyone jumped in the car except the dead guys because they cant jump so they stayed there and then Yown stomped on the gas and he stomed so hard that they went from zero to a million kilometers in like 7 seconds. Yown was driving hrough a road when he saw a gas station and stopped there because he wanted to eat some cool thing like a sandwhich of eggs wuth chocolate and bacon and becaues he needed fuel.

"HELLO!" greeted Yown entering the gas station.

"Greetings" said Jonathan and then the others came behind him.

"Hello people" said the mysterious man whi worked at the gas station "What food do you want?" asked the man pushing a bang of his blonde hair with the back of his hand like a vampire pushing a ray of sun away from him.

"I WANT A SANDWICH WITH A LOT OF THINGS LIKE BACON AND TOMATOES BUT NO LETTUCE AND SPEEDWAGON WANTS A LOT OF SPAGETIS OR HOWEVER ITS WRITEN!" screamed Yown with hunger.

"Yes i do" asserted Speedwagon with speed (GET IT?)

"Okay" said the mysterious man and then he gave everyone their food.

"Oh great!" exclaimed Erina picking up the spoon to eat her cherry ice cream

"THIS LOOKS TASTY!" drooled Yown stabbing his sandwich with his fork so hard that the plate under it broke and the fork got stucked in the table but he unstuck it really easy in like a second because he was cool and strong. He took the sandwich and put it all in his mouth and then… THE SANWICH EXPLODED BECAUSE IT WAS A BOMB!

"AH MY TOOTH!" screamed Yown in pain grabing his cheeck really hard which make him rip off some of his teeth which hurted a lot but he didnt cry because he was cool.

"Who would do this?" wondered Speedwagon in shock.

-Meanwhile in the kitchen-

"Hahaha, the plan is working just as planed" laguhed…. YOSHIKAGE KIRA! (HE WAS THE MYSTERIOUS PERSON ALL THE TIME! THIS. TWIST. IS. THE BEEESSTTTTT!)

Then Kira took his phone and called someone…

-Meanwhile in DIOS summer house-

The phone started ringing and someone answered it.

"Are you the hitman?" said… DIO.

-Meanwhile in the kitchen-

"Yes its me" answered Kira "Everything is going just as planned."

"Good" smiled Dio evily like an evil person killing a lot of innocent people which he was "now finish the mission for me, Dio!" and then he hanged up

-Meanwhile where Yown-

Yown was struggling in the floor because his pain hurted so much because of the explosion

"YOWN LET ME HELP YOU!" screamed Speedwagon running to Yown when he slipped on a banana peel "AAAAH MY BACK"

Speedwagon was struggling in the floor with Yown when… THE BANANA PEEL EXPLODED BECAUSE IT WAS A BOMB!

"Oh no! What an adversity!" cursed Jonathan because adversity was like a curse in educated language.

"We need to help them!" screamed Erina with fear getting up from her chair but… THE CHAIR EXPLODED!

"What is occurring?" questioned Jonathan while his robot leg hugged him to clam him down.

"I dont know but i fell unconscious!" asserted Erina falling unconcious.

"What am I going to perform?" cried Jonathan

-Meanwhile in the Yoemoon house-

Jonathans father was reading the newspaper because he was old and he didn't know what iternet was when he said: "I am worried about Jonathan, maybe he died in an explosion trying to kill DIO or something and i would be angry and break like 4 spoons if that happened."

Having said that, Joanthans father started glowing and flying, his mouth was full of surprise so he couldnt close it and his eyes were really opened. Suddenly all the light that was around Jonathans father started to gather in his ear in the hape of a hearing aid and… IT WAS A STAND! GUYS JONATHANS FATHER HAS A STANDNOW!

"Oh neat!" cheered Jonathans father because he was old "I will name you Video killed the radio star but thats really long so i will call you Radio star indtead" (GET IT ITS A MUSIC REFERENCE LIKE IN JOJO DID YOU NOTICE THAT EVEREYTIIINHG IN JOJO IS A MUSICAL REFERENCE? SURELY YOU DID BECAUSE YOU ARE COOL BECAUSE YOU ARE READING THIS SO I TRIED TO DO IT MYSELF ITS A COOL NAME RIGHT?) Radio star was a cool stand for an old person because it helped him hear but it helped him hear so good HE COULD HEAR EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IF HE WANTED TO! Also he could do that annoying sound hearing aids do BUT HE COULD DO IT SOLOUDLY AND ANNOYING THATH HE COULD MAKE VERYONE THAT HEARD IT DEAF, but just for 10 seconds or so, sorry guys it would be too powerful otherwise.

"I CAN HEAR JONATHAN! HE IS CRYING AND THERE ARE EXPLOSIONS AROUND HIM AND I CAN HEAR HIS PANTS GETING WET! I NEED TO GO THERE!" Jonathans father screamd in shcok and jumped out of the window to the garage but Yown took the car so he just turned into a bat and started to fly to Jonathan (REMEMBER THAT HE TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE IN CHAPTER 1!).

Like 16 hours later he reached the gas station. (HE TOOK SO LONG BECAUSE THE SUNE RISED WHEN HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WAY SO HE HAD TO HIDE UNDER A TABLE FOR A LOT OF TIME)

"JONATHAN, YOWN, WHAT HAPPENED?!" yelled Jonathans dad going inside the gas station.

"Be-ware… Fa-ther…" whispered Jonathan because he was ALMOST DEAD

"BEWARE WITH WHAT JONATHAN?! ANSWRE ME!" said Joanthans father doing his first step into the gas station when… THE DOOR EXPLODED BECAUSE IT WAS A BOMB!

"AAAAH" screamed Jonathans father manly in pain and then he fall to the floor.

"DAAAAAD" cried Yown and then Jonathan started crying too.

"Do not worry, i am fine because i am a vampire" Jonathans father said getting up from the floor.

"Oh all right" Jonathan relieved himself and the he fell unconscious again.

"Now i have to find that vermin dingbat" cursed in educateish Jonathans father.

Jonathans father then put the hand in his hearing aid stand and he use it to know where the person who did this is.

"He is in… THE KITCHEN!" Jonathans father exclaimed in shock.

He istarted running to the kitchen and when he got to the doors he jumped throguh them and the foors exploded because they were bombs but he jumped too far to get hit by the explosion so instead it just made him look cooler. Afetr jumping he landed strongly and pointed to the only man in the kitchen.

"You are Kira arent you?!" Jonathans father screamed in disbelief.

Kira was just sitting in a boring chair and was in a phone call with an officinst or something and also he was peeling and organ when he saw Jonathans father.

"What are you doing here?!" screamed Kira throwing the oragne he was peeling to Jonathans father and picking a new one to peel it.

"I am here to kill you so i can save Jonathan and also Yown because he is my son too" Jonathas father said really cooly.

"Well you cant kill me!" asserted Kira curshing the orange he had in his hands to throw its juices to Jonathans father eyes.

"NOOOOO! I CANT SEE WITH THIS DELICIOUS LIQUID IN MY PUPILS!" cried Jonathans father shaking his head from side to side to take the juici of his eys.

"You are already dead" said Kira like in that video in japanes that is about a muscled guy killing people i think.

Kira then exploded… THE JUICE ON JONATHANS FATHER EYES AND ALSO THE ORGANE HE THREW HIM BEFORE (I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A MOTIVE FOR THAT!) AND JONATHANS FATHER FACE WENT FLYING TO THE OCEAN OR SOMETHING AND HE DIED! Just no because he was a vampire but Kira doesnt know that so dont tell him.

"Hahahahah" Kira laughed like an evil person which he was because he has killed Jonathas father but then… HE GOT UP FROM THE FLOOR AND TOOK HIS FACE FROM THE SEA AND PUT IT BAKC AND THEN STARTED TO WALK TOWARDS KIRA!

"How is this posible!?" screamed Kira with fear in his face like a ghost who has just seen himself in a mirror.

"Because i am a vampire, you cant kill me. Now get ready to die" intimidated Jonathans father cracking his knuckles.

He was one step far away from Kira when Kira… EXPLODED HIS SHOES BECAUSE THEY WERE BOMBS AND HE WENT FLYING THROUGH THE SKY BUT IT WASNT ANY KIND OF NORMAL BOMB… IT WAS A TIME BOMB! (REMEMBER HE CAN DO THAT!) SO HE WENT FLYING THROUGH TIME AND LANDED IN A WEIRD PLACE LIKE FRANCE OR NORWAY IN THE PAST! (REMEMBER THAT HE EXISTS BECAUSE HE WILL COME BACK PROBABLY I WILL TRY TO REMEMBER HIM TOO.)

Jonathans father was angry because he couldnt kill Kira but he just took everyone and got in the car and taht is how Jonathans father joined the travel.

-Some hours later-

Everyone was in the car dancing with the radio when they arrived to Egypt.

"So this is Egypt" said Speedwagon touching the sand amazed "This msut be the sand"

"WE HAVE TO GO KILL DIO!" cheered Yown with his fist up in the sky like a tree with the shape of a fist

They started driving to DIOS house when something stopped them.

"Look, a stage!" said Erina pointing at a stage.

"Maybe that is DIOS house…" wondered Speedwagon.

"Let us identify it!" swinged Jonathan walking to the stage. "Excuse me, sirs. Is this DIOS dwelling?"

"NO" negated one of the three people that were playing Gangster paradies "But we challenge you to a band duel"

"Oh no! We do not have a symphony!" cried Joanthan

"What are we betting?" questioned Speedwagon playing with his hat

"If you win youll arrive to DIOS house but if we win youll become our vampires" said… KARS (THE BAD GUY FROM PART 3!)

"Okay" accepted Jonathans father because he was already a vampire.

And thats how the epic and incredible band duel that will go to the history started.

"Choose your instruments" said Kars like a videogame showing everyone a wide variety of instruments.

"I choose the bass" said Speedwagon picking up the bass like a cool person.

"Well I elect the cither" said Jonathan picking the guitar trying to be cooler than Speedwagon but it was imposible so he just turned away and he held his tears. (CITHER MEANS GUITAR IN EDUCATEISH)

"Haha." laughed Yown "I choose… THE ELECTRIC GUITAR!" he screamed and everyone was shocked because he was so cool so everyone clapped.

Then Erina chose the keyboard and Jonathans father chose the drums.

"Very well" said Kars posing with his guitar and Wam and Acdc posed too.

"LETS BEGIN!" yelled Yown playing something cool in his electric guitar like take on me.

Once Yown has said that, the enemy band started doing weird things. Wham took like 10 more flutes and started puting them in weird holes that were coming out of his body and also he put a flute in his horn (REMEMBER HE CAN SHOOT AIR FROM THERE TOO!). Acdc started taking out like thirty weird bloody tubes from his nails and he started playing bass with them. Kars pulled out his arm razors and he started playing the guitar in a really cool way that was like nuclear or something also there were lights coming from his arm razors to make it cooler.

"THATS NOT FAIR" screamed Yown but the evil guys couldnt hear hiim because they were playing bohemian rapsody really loudly and it was so good that everyone was scared of playing but Yown wasnt.

"LETS GO GUYS!" cheered Yown playing highway to hell and everyone started playing with him.

The sound started clashing like Goku and Freexer and it was FUCKING EPIC! Everyone was playing really good and it was so intense that Acdc started crying and shaking his head up and down which was bad for Yown because the tears touched the bass strings and it helped him play even better. After a lot of music that was like nyun pyun na na nyun pum everyone stopped playing.

"Who won?" asked Speedwagon.

"Its… A DRAW!" screamed Yown.

"We have to solve this draw somehow" said Wam and he started to think.

"I know how to fix this!" said… SPEEDWAGON.

Speedwagon then picked his blade hat and started playing a bass solo with the blades and it was REALLY FUCKING EPIC GUYS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!

"NOOOOOO!" cried Acdc because… HIS BAND LOST!

"TAKE THAT!" screamed Yown rising his electric guitar and crushing it in the floor like a real musician.

"You have won…" said Kars in disbelief and then he took everyone to DIOS house and he left with his band to go on tour to a cool place like Scotland.

"LETS GO IN TO KILL DIO" asserted Yown opening the door when… THE DOOR EXPLODED BECAUSE IT WAS A BOMB BECAUSE KIRA DID IT! (I TOLD YOU YOU HAD TO REMEMBER KIRA!)