September 13th, in the year 2000

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Look

If you had

One shot

Or one opportunity

To seize everything you ever wanted

In one moment

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Kouzou Fuyutsuki was a simple man, with simple tastes. He was fond of one Yui Ikari, for example, but valued the current relationship between them too much to act upon it.

Not to mention the age difference of 21 years between them. He was old enough to be her father.

Not to mention the former teacher-student relationship between them. That would simply be inappropriate.

Not to mention the value Kouzou Fuyutsuki held for his own life, as acting upon any such feelings would surely bring the man known as Gendo Rokobungi – now Gendo Ikari – running after him in a frenzied rage.

No, there was far too much going against him to do anything with these feelings, he would simply watch from a distance. Creepy-uncle-style.

Having come to terms with this, Kouzou Fuyutsuki was all the more surprised when confronted by a rather strange request in private from the same Yui Ikari he held such devotion for.

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Would you capture it

Or just let it slip?

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"Gendo is sterile." Yui flatly stated.

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Yo

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"He doesn't know about that, nor does he know about this meeting we're having, and I don't want him to know."

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His palms are sweaty,

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"Gendo is very gentle, much more than you would think, and knowing he can't provide me with the child I want would hurt him deeply. With that said, I still want to have a child, but I would not feel comfortable having my child's father be some random sperm donor whom I've never met."

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knees weak, arms are heavy

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"I believe this is the best option for the relationship between Gendo and I. Professor, you are the one and only person I can trust with this request…with a position such as this…"

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There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

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"Would you be willing to be the biological father to mine and Gendo's child?"

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He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'

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A blindingly bright light filled the room. There was a distinct, chlorine-like fishy smell in the air, and the two figures inside were blanketed in white.

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What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud

He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

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Horrified at what was unfurling before her, the only words that left Yui Ikari's mouth were "What the fu-"

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He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now

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Originating from Kouzou Fuyutsuki's pelvic area, the light broke through the roof, completely disintegrating it as it continuously poured out of Kouzou Fuyutsuki's pants. The steamy, spunky light ejected far into the Earth's atmosphere, traveled in an arc, and came rocketing back down with a force unlike anything else.

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The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow

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The location at which the light made its impact was Antarctica, right in the middle of the all-important Katsuragi Expedition.

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Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity

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This event would later be known as the Second Impact.

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Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

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That was no light, however, it was –

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Kouzou Fuyutsuki came.