"Aw, but why not, Master?"

"Because people don't just go calling other people that in public, that's why!" Ashley explained, somewhat exasperated. Somehow, she still had no idea how it actually happened, but the Worthless Holes had been booked to play at a comic book convention (something about one of their songs ending up on a soundtrack? She was in the middle of a lingerie shoot at the time, so she wasn't paying attention). There'd also been a "Meet the Fans" contest, and she'd gotten paired up with some weird girl in a bathrobe and cat ears.

It only took 3 seconds for all the "cutesy-wutesy OWO" talk to make her want to guzzle a jug of industrial bleach.

"Industrial Bleach" was a good song name, though…

"That kind of stuff is fine when you're shagging, but not in normal, everyday convos."

"But doesn't Master say that word all the time in 'Yes, Master, Please!'?" "Momo" asked, copiously blinking her eyes.

Fuckin' Hell, that stinky girl with the spray tan didn't make my skin crawl this much…

"I normally don't say this, kid, but don't just copy what you hear in my songs."

The girl's expression fell a bit, her cat ears drooping in concert. (Gawd it was so unsettling how those things moved…) "OK, if you say so, Master…"

14 minutes, 32 seconds left…

"So anyway, um…" She paused to mentally go over the list of questions she was encouraged to ask. "I like your costume; did you make it yourself?"

The girl perked up again. "Oh, Momo didn't make this; she found it!~" She looked incredibly proud of this fact. "Some hu-ma-man just left it in a garbage can, so I rescued it!~"

Ashley couldn't help but cringe at that statement; she couldn't tell if that was a sincere declaration or just part of her character.

"…you did make sure to wash it first, right?"

"Yep yep yep! I wouldn't just put it on without washing it first, that'd be silly!~"

Let's hope she didn't just use her tongue…

"Ooh, let's see how much you know about kitties!"

"…*sigh*, sure, why fuckin' not? Hit me."

"Yay!~ What's a other name for a female kitty?"

12 minutes, 48 seconds…

"Dunno…a pussy?"

That sounded like plausible enough BS, right?

"Wait…is that right? No, I don't think so…"

The girl scratched the side of her head as she tried to recall whenever Ashley's answer was correct. The musician/model didn't say anything, mostly just to let the clock run out so she could go…basically anywhere else, maybe grab one of the more put-together nerds and have a quickie in the restrooms.

However, her teasing nature couldn't be suppressed for very long. "Need a minute the, Luv?~"

"It sounds right…," the girl mused, the cat ears on her head bending forward as she scrunched her face up. "Why can't I remember?"

"Eh, don't sweat it; prolly wasn't that important anyway." Most bits of trivia usually weren't. And as enjoyable as the break in her character(?) was, she at least needed to make a token effort to actually engage with her fan. "So what got you listening to the Worthless Holes in the first place?"

"Oh, that's a easy one, Master!"

Ugh, I was hoping she forgot about that…

fin.

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Yes, this is basically my personal headcanon for Momo going forward in my Huniepop fics. (Also so I don't accidentally copy my peers' headcanons)