This is probably the weirdest one shot I've ever posted. And the shortest. I hope you get a good laugh out of this!Infinity War - But switched!

"Everybody stay where you are, chill the F out!" Tony shouted, holding Drax the Destroyer at gunpoint. "I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where is Pepper?"

"I'll do you one better, who's Pepper?" Starlord asked.

"I'll do you one better!" Spider-Man shouted from the floor. "WHY is Pepper!"

"You better tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you I'm gonna french fry this freak." Tony pushed his weapon into Drax's temple.

"Okay, you shoot my guy and I blast him, let's go!" Starlord shouted, preparing to shoot Spider-Man.

"Do it, Mr. Stark! I can take it!"

"No, he can't take it!" Doctor Strange shouted from where he was tied up.

"He's right, you can't." Mantis replied.

"You don't want to tell me where she is, that's fine! I'll just kill all three of you and beat it out of Thanos myself! Starting with you!" Tony threatened.

"Wait, what? Thanos?" Mantis asked. "Alright, I'm going to ask you this, one time. What master do you serve?"

"What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?" Tony snarled.

Starlord rolled his eyes. "You're from Earth."

"I'm not from Earth, I'm from New York."

"Yeah, that's on Earth, Dipshit. What are you hassling us for?"

"So you're not with Thanos?" Drax asked timidly.

"WITH Thanos?" Tony gasped. "No, I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl! Wait, who are you guys?"

"We're the Guardians of the Galaxy, man." Drax answered. Tony released the alien from his hold.

"You're the ones Nebula told us about!" Doctor Strange said.

"You know Nebula?" Starlord asked.

"Yeah. Creepy Android, not that good looking? Needed saving." Tony said.

Drax Scowled. Nebula was very good looking.

"Where is she now?"

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