A young man falls to the ground. He rolls, curses by saying: "Bloody Hell Q. Why did you do that?" One being named Q, that looked like a middle age man and one being named M, who looked like a gorgeous young twenty something woman appeared. One on each side of the young man. Q said. "Harry James, Lord Black, Lord Gryffindor, Lord Hufflepuff, Lord Peverell, Lord Potter, and Lord Ravenclaw/Slytherin by conquest. The-Boy-Who-Lived, The Chosen One, The-Man-Who-Conquered, The Master Of Death. As well as the Immortal Multiverse Adventurer; it has been decided that you cannot join us as an ascended. We could not destroy you, as the Celestials told us, no. So you are now in your third multiverse. After all, it was an accident, that sent you to our multiverse."

"So how are you here, if this is a different multiverse?"

"The Celestials sent us here. We have to give you some gifts, since the Deathly Hallows has been confiscated by their creator Celestial."

"What the bloody fucking hell! I've had them for almost five hundred years."

"Yes, that is why you are getting the three gifts. I'll Let M tell you."

"Harry my love, if you had ascended, we all would have died, I voted you to ascend, but was out voted. So first that is why you are in this universe. Magic, which is called the force, in this universe, will be so easy for you. They are nowhere near your abilities or power, both the Sith and Jedi Masters combined are about three quarters your power.

So first, not a gift, but in compensation for your actions to date. You will have three bonded females to you. One from each multiverse. You and they can share some of your abilities and power. You will get all knowledge from them, as well as abilities, without physically changing your looks. They will all be the age you decide to start out as. First is from your home universe: You get the one you loved the most, Nymphadora Lustora Tonks. Metamorphous, battle mage, and security expert.

Second from our multiverse: Commander-in-Training Saavik, Security command specialist with excellent mental powers. Half Vulcan and half Romulan. Because of the bond, her passion will be ripe. She will be so devoted to you, that Bellatrix will look innocent.

Next from this multiverse: You need to choose your third.

Jedi Master Shaak Ti and Master Engineer, (age seventy-nine at death), but remember they will all be the age you choose to start and will have all knowledge up till they died. She is a Togruta are a humanoid, sentient species from the planet Shili. They are distinguished by their twin montrals (broad-based horns) and three, rarely four, "head tails" called lekku (similar to those of Twi'leks), characterized by their colorful skin tones. Which are all striped to help them blend in with their natural surroundings as it gives them a chameleon like ability. Togrutas are known for their solidarity and for possessing a form of passive echolocation (the location of objects by reflected sound, in particular that used by animals such as dolphins and bats) to sense space and the proximity and movement of physical objects around them. By means of their hollow montrals. They usually live till around one hundred or so, but are fertile till around seventy-five. They are very limber and crave sexual touches to their Montrals by their bonded, who they will obey and help, all the way to their deaths.

Or Jedi Master and Master Pilot: Hera Syndulla (barely old at one hundred and fifty one): Who is a Twi'lek are a humanoid, sentient species native to Ryloth. They are distinguished by their "head-tails". They are blue skinned, no hair anywhere, and prehensive appendage in place of hair on the head. Called lekku that extend from the back of their head. The lekku are short, six inches, to three feet long. This is a sensitive dual organ that can instill pleasure with an extreme tactile sense if petted, orgasmic to the female of the species. It can also detect non breathable gases. Twi'leks are extremely passionate, fertile, and long lived. Twi'leks have a history of being oppressed by other species, with females often being sold as slaves to members of the criminal underworld. They live about two hundred years and are fertile, even with most other species (Human, Near Human, and Humanoid), till about one fifty. The children of these breedings are always female Twi'leks.

Now the First Gift: In place of your cloak: You will be a full shape shifter and animagus. You will be able to have children of whatever species you want (complete DNA) with any female and with sentient species that can have half human that can interbreed with either race. You will give off pheromones that attract fertile females to you, if they are not mated or bonded to someone else. That is when you must decide if you want to breed them to you. Because if you get any liquid from you; whether blood, sweat, salva, or sperm, they will become addicted to want your child. Under these circumstances, they will breed true to their species and have none of your DNA.

Second Gift: In place of the stone: You get a philosopher's stone that only you can use, to create the elixir of life and change any metal to any other! It will always be in the expanded, unstealable bag on your left hip. You can take it off, but it will not be noticed or felt.

Third Gift: In place of the Wand: You get a ship with all the features of a Battleship filled with the best Federation, Klingon Empire, and Romulan Star Empire Technology. It will also have the best weapons, navigation, and propulsion systems of the Jedi and Sith. It will be runed to an absolutely insane amount. Expansions, invulnerability, power, unbreakable, invisibility, and could take on a fleet of dreadnaughts or Borg. All told, you will survive a star going nova right next to you, as long as your in the ship. It will have an extreme warded library in the AI computer and in the physical presence of books and data pads.

The last gift is that you will have unlimited sexual powers. Also the AI will never be corrupted once you shag her android body and name her. Q interjected that he did not agree with this. M replied that if he wanted to fight her for giving her love a parting gift, just from her, he would regret it. He appeared startled and thoughtful.