Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the respective owners. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended. This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

This is pretty much my disclaimer. I own nothing, nothing! I hear nothing, nothing! I see nothing, nothing! Thanks Sergeant Schultz for the rendition.

I don't plan on any of these. This is a work of fan fiction using characters from the Harry Potter world, which is trademarked by J. K. Rowling. I do not claim ownership of the characters and world of Harry Potter, I'm just borrowing.

This story is for entertainment only and is not part of the official story line. I only created the story and the OC characters. I am not profiting financially from the creation and publication of this story. The story is for free and for fun.

I am grateful to Ms. Rowling for her wonderful stories about Hogwarts, for without her books, my story would not exist. (This is a disclaimer from someone else that I liked! So thank you!)

This is just a little idea that's been floating around in my head for while. It hasn't gotten very much bigger, so I thought I'd post it and see what people think of it. If you're an author and find your ideas in here it wasn't intentional on my part more a result of reading far too much fan fiction.

Please remember this is a piece of fan fiction, which in other words is a large what if. It starts in movie-canon and then is shot into orbit. So I ask you if you find the characters acting different than canon, or in a manner, other than you think they would; I invite you to write your own story, instead of criticising mine.

The works herein are for adults only. If adult situations in literature are not to your liking, against the law in your area, or against the law for you to view based on your age based on your area stop reading and go study and be a scientist, doctor or something.

It came to my notice that the idea has been attempted countless of times, but I still wanted to try it. Also, many things are in common with other fanfics I have read, but that feels unavoidable. Wherever deserved, I have given credit, and have otherwise tried my level best to keep the story as original as a fanfic can be.

Author's notes. I'm writing this for my own amusement, so it won't be very good. This story will feature plenty of OC's, OOC behaviour, well trodden Clichés, paths filled with idiots, and sometimes a hideously Super Harry.

There might be pointless overdone smut. There will be plot holes large enough for the Galaxy to flow through. There possibly, could be, might be, bizarre theories and strange weird stuff. I will probably drop threads, then come back with a different take, though I try to edit and fix it. This story does not contain literature, it has fun stuff, crazy stuff, and sometimes good stuff.

I'm not just playing in JKR's sandbox. I'm mixing in concrete and bodies, long forgotten, so that is where Hoffa went to. I forgot. If you like it, let me know. I have a vague sort of storyline, as is made clear below. The story I tell here about Harry and his girls is my own invention, and it is not purported or believed to be part of J.K. Rowling's story canon.

At this point, I'd like to give credit where due to all the authors whose works inspired these clichés, but frankly; I've read so many fan stories, that I honestly can't keep track of who created which bit that became so well-known in fandom, that many think it is cannon; so, if you recognize your work, consider this my thanks. Including this!

Again once more! I only own the original characters and species, and the actions that happen in this story. The characters, settings, and ect that are cannon are not mine but belong to the above people. Again no copy right infringement was or is intended.

"Pursuant to the Berne Convention Implementation Act of 1988 the Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998, this work is copyrighted 2019 with all rights expressly reserved by its author unless explicitly granted. No portion may be reproduced in any fashion without the express written permission of the author. This permission is given, as long as it is in "good" taste, told where you got it from, my story. I believe plagiarism is a form of flatter; so be my guest; as not owning or making anything; but respect fun from writing!

"CONTENT Disclaimer: This story contains sexually graphic explicit material as such, it is not suitable for minors. If you are a minor, please leave now, as it is illegal for you to be here. If it is illegal for you to read or view sexually explicit material in the community you view such material, please leave now. This story characters are purely fictional any resemblance to events or persons (living or dead) is purely coincidental. If you are offended by sexually explicit stories, please read no further. If you are offended by stories featuring group sex, bisexual situations, incest, or any other situation, please check the story code before reading the text. These stories are just that, stories, do not promote or condone the activities described herein.

"Note: I would like to thank MissAnnThropic the_scribbler for the above laws disclaimer.

I DON'T OWN THE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY or profit from any of this story. ALL CHARACTERS OF This story does not reflect the attitudes or characters in the Harry Potter series, or have any affiliation with the author. THE HARRY POTTER SERIES BELONGS TO J.K. Rollins, Warner Brothers, its various affiliates, whoever she sells, gives etc. it to. It is for free fun. None of the characters are mine, some parts of this LONG story might have a parts of a paragraph from another story if I liked it, it fit into my idea, worked with my roleplay universe. So there are a number of Authors out there I owe homage 2. Here are a few that having started my story, my son reading the first 2 chapters, said I should read. I shamelessly used some or part of their lines ( I dare you to find a story in the last 20 years that has a readable line that has not been in another story, before {John, Jack, James, Flash, we need to hurry. I Love you, etc.; etc.} ). Thank you for the way (idea, thought, etc.) to form my words to flesh out my long story. This is a rewrite, it has just about every description of stories in it from snuff to incest to sex to romance. It is what would be more real life in a fiction, fantasy, Sci-fi world.

Most of this story is mine! Most of the characters are owned by lots of others. I just wished I owned them. It's free fun for reading. No money is being made."Some references to people, characters, songs, books, etc. are mentioned in the story. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THEM, though I wish I did. Some parts are from Wiki, etc. to describe the History parts; which I again Do not own any of. This is a free story for enjoyment of the reader.

Nothing! Nothing!