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SPN100 Challenge: direct

DEW Challenge: AU HunterCorp Sam and/or Dean & food

HunterCorp Sam and Dean discuss their meeting with their doppelgangers. 100-word drabble.

Written for the 'Drabbles Every Weekend' challenge at SPN BigPretzel on LiveJournal/Dreamwidth.

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How the Other Half Live

"What a pair of philistines," complained Dean.

"I suppose they have a certain rough charm," sighed Sam absently, adjusting his man-bun via his camera app.

"Rude, you mean."

"They were somewhat... direct," agreed Sam, putting aside his phone.

"Urgh, you're always too kind."

"Hardly, did you see what they ate?"

"How they ate!" Dean snorted.

"Good food is never mere fuel," agreed Sam.

"Indeed," said Dean, motioning for his personal assistant. "Get me a wagyu steak on brioche with all the trimmings." He bristled at Sam's dramatic eye roll. "What? Maybe I feel like roughing it too," he added haughtily.

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