Dr. Who

Episode 2 – Big Titties and Pussies, and the Raping of the Earth

Part 1 – Arachnophilia

With flashing and whooshing, the Tardis flew through time and space. The aggressive speed made Dr. Who's cock shake, which caused Rose Tyler's chavvy, pink hoodie to rip open. Her pale tits came bursting out and almost squirted infant milk out everywhere. The Doctors own pork soldier almost came in that moment; his balls were full, oh so very full of baby gravy. The Tardis then became horny. Hornier than usual. It penetrated itself through a particularly sexual part of time and space. In desperation and with blue balls, the Doctor pressed the emergency stop button on the console, with his penis bell-end.

In the sudden halting of the spaceship, Rose Tyler fell down onto a dildo, which stuck straight into her cunt; she then continued to fall and fell right onto the Doctor and the fake cock went straight up his trousered arseholes.

"Oh my God!" Rose screamed. "You have two shit holes!"

The doctor groaned in pain but jizzed completely. "Everybody knows Time Lords have two bum chambers."

She then looked like a horny chav. Instead of accidentally, she deliberately fucked the Doctor deeper and deeper inside the poopy bums. Christopher Ecclestone then turned on his axis, sitting right down onto the big, black dildo. He went to suckle on Rose's mummeries, but she slapped him.

"Yo, mate, that not cool, son!" She bellowed, then screamed like a rape alarm.

A clearing of a throat could be heard, outside the Tardis door. Then, although it should be impossible, the door swung open, because Dr. Who had forgotten to lock it, like a right twat. Standing right there, an alien who had blue skin and a huge, dangling cock between his legs, stared at the sexual sight before him.

"Who are you?!" He asked them, stroking his penis.

The Doctor and Rose looked a little embarrassed then dressed themselves again. Sadly, they got their clothes mixed up, and now the Doctor was Dr. Who Tranny; and Rose looked like a butch, chavvy dike.

"I'm the Doctor and this is Rose Tyler." He extended a jizzy hand to the blue man.

"Charmed." He replied, enjoying the squelch of the semen as they shook Time Lord fingers and alien fingers.

"Mate, if he's an alien and everythin', how can he 'ear us?" Rose asked, like a retard.

"He's not deaf, you stupid bitch." Doctor replied. "If you mean, how can we understand him… Then the Tardis somehow makes it so we can all understand each other, because it's easier than inventing loads of alien languages."

The blue cock nodded in agreement.

"Anyway… If you keep asking questions like that, I may just bitch-slap you. Alright?" The Doctor warned, raising his hand in an almost Hitler salute fashion. Rose looked at him, gone-out.

"Please join us for the celebration of the raping of the Earth celebration!" The blue nun announced, before stroking a little spider robot that had been walking behind him. He then inserted it up his arsehole.

"Don't see why can't join in the fun!" The Doctor pulled Rose along, although she would much rather be watching MasterChef: The Professionals, snuggled up with her black boyfriend's big, black cock. She would suck it and fuck it. Jizzy, jizzy fuck. Fuck.

"I need to ring my mum! Now!" She screamed, stealing Dr. Who's phone and also his device which allowed her to phone anyone anywhere in any time period. The Doctor punched her Cunt, for her insolence, but she dodged the attack and laughed. The Doctor then sighed in frustration and followed the blue, python-cocked freak to the festivities.

Rose desperately dialled her mother's phone number, tears filling her eyes. Raping of the Earth celebration? Did that mean everyone on Earth was dead? She had to make sure her common as fuck mother was okay. The dial tone rang out. Beep beep beep beep. Rose paced up and down inside the tiny Tardis space, rubbing her clitty through her jeans, in a desperate attempt to regain her composure. She impatiently felt her panties become wettened with anticipation. Beep beep beep beep beep.

"Hello? Who is dis?" A male's voice answered, with a thick, German accent.

"Mum! I'm so glad you're safe!" She cried in happiness, including her vagina. Especially her vagina.

"Do you vealise to vhom you are speaking?!" The German voice got angry.

Rose Tyler's tiny, chavvy brain and her two solitary brain cells then lit up. Maybe this male, German voice wasn't, indeed, that of her mother. She gulped in fear. Who had she been speaking to?

"Zis iz the mighty Fuhrer! Adolf Hitler! Why are you calling me on my mobile?!" He screamed in a Nazi way. Rose went silent and she could hear him talking under his breath, like when you talk to Kev on the phone.

"Fucking scams! Always call you!" He muttered angrily. Rose then sighed in relief.

"Oh, mam! It is you! Look, I just want to know if you were alright. Alright? Oh, and please could you do one thing for me?" She asked like a dirty chav.

"Vhat is it?" Hitler went along with it.

"Eleven Battenburgs got stolen from Aldi the other day, and they're going to be talking about it on the telly tonight." Hitler nodded in disbelief, his mouth agape. He leaned forward and took his booted feet from his Nazi table.

"No fuzzing vay! How evil vay must be! I cannot imagine a more heinous act!" He said, before headshotting a prisoner with his luger.

"Anyway… Will you please tape the news?!" Rose asked, like her life depended on it. The line then became crackly and died.

"Kill the Jews?" Hitler looked serious. "Vat a great idea!" He proclaimed and went on to do the holocaust.

"Hello?! Mam! Mam!" Rose screamed, like Naomi Hunter when Snake dies. She then got mad and shoved the phone into her jeaned vagina. She got bored then, so exited the Tardis. Around her was some weird, futuristic space station. She walked down the bright corridor and noticed The Doctor with several different types of aliens. She approached them. To the left of them all was a huge window, which showed the Earth.

"Aliens and Cocksuckers, can we please have a moment's silence for the raping of the Earth. We will now play some classical Earth music." A text-to-speak voice boomed over the tanoy. Then WAP by Nicki Minaj rang out through the speakers. Although probably disrespectful, Rose Tyler couldn't help her chevy tendencies and began twerking in front of the window. Everyone went silent and watched the Earth intently. It seemed like nothing was going to happen, then a big, floppy cock came swinging by. It swung around like a helicoptering penis, then crashed straight into the Earth which destroyed it. Then, like a massive cock, the massive cock went flying away in the opposite direction.

"What the fuck was that?" Rose screamed out, but because she broke the rule about no speaking, she was forced to the ground by the Blue alien from before and he fucked her mouth. After this happened, they were all just stood around again.

"My name is Stinkiest Feetiest, and I am a Crispy Onion." The tall, blue freak introduced himself. He showed off his cock again, which glistened with Rose's saliva.

Another blue alien, but this time a midget-sized one, came up to them and ran Rose Tyler's foot over with his wheelchair. He had big, exposed titties. "And I am Milky of Boobies" He drank some of his own titty milk. "Want a taste, my sweet?" He beckoned Rose nearer. She looked to Dr. Who, who just nodded, and she got down on her chavvy knees and sucked his black nipples and drank his milky load. It tasted like Krusha, which no-one really likes. They just like the dancing, singing cats on the advert.

Another tall, blue creature, but a female one came and began fucking the other two fuckers. "My… Name… Is… Ravioli Fuck Nugget." She screamed in between drinking cock and vagina. Rose got in the way, so she passionately kissed her vulva.

The Doctor laughed at all of this carnage and turned to get a drink from a vending machine. Just as he pressed a button that corresponded to Lipton Iced Tea, a feminine finger pressed the button at the exact same time as him. The finger belonged to a tree woman. "This must be fate. Love. We both pressed for the Lipton Iced Tea at the same time." She was in sheer disbelief. The Doctor looked at her like when you look at a cute dog.

"And what's your name?" He asked, his willy feeling paler than usual. And I bet it was dead pink.

"I am Fanny." She announced, proudly. "And I am part of the Tree of Fanny Phlegm species." She purred. They made-out with each other passionately and almost instantly. He tickled her bark pussy, and she squeezed his growing cock, through his black, sexy man trousers. His suited arsehole shit out a little log in his britches. A true sign of Time Lords being so so horny.

"The year is 5,000,000,000. The Raping of the Earth has come to an end." A booming voice was heard. Rose Tyler curiously followed the source of it and found a huge jug which held a huge, pulsating cock and balls, which oozed inside a green goo.

"I am the Cock of Bo." He screamed; the foreskin came right back, and the jap spoke. Rose Tyler was mesmerised, transfixed on the penis and testicles. She, unable to control herself, climbed the slippery, sheer climb of the glass, then swam inside. She stroked the huge cock and sucked it completely. She put her bare, stinky feet on his balls then climbed inside the jap and was shot out as he jizzumed out.

She then hit a wide flap of skin which was connected to a metal frame. The skin turned around, almost by itself, if not for two humanoid figures that looked like scientist minions from Evil Genius 2, turning it.

"Jizz on me!" A female voice came from the skin. As the creature turned, a female face could made out on the stretched sheet of skin.

The minions immediately got out their pathetically sized cocks out from their white hazmat suits, with their faces hid in shame, and began to ejaculate all over the sheet of skin. The alien's tongue came out as she mopped up all of the white, stringy mess with her blanketed mass.

While this was happening, several mechanical spiders were running around, and they looked dead evil. Stinkiest Feetiest was having an amber-coloured piss into a urinal, when one of the spiders climbed into his jap and exploded, killing him.

"Rose Tyler?! So, the prophecies were correct!" The female skin fiend proclaimed. "Seize her!" She boomed. Her two minions grabbed Rose. The Doctor noticed this and went to her aid, his cock still sticking out and fully erect from being up the Tree bitch's cunt.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you!" The skin creature screamed and pressed a button in her pussy which made a secretly hidden spider up Ravioli Fuck Nugget's pussy, explode! She blew to pieces in front of everyone. The Doctor froze in place and the blue midget pissed himself in fear, which caused his electronic wheelchair to spark slightly.

"Rose! Rose! My name is Cum On Her! I've been waiting for this moment since forever!" The Skin Creep clapper her tits. She wished to grope Rose Tyler's Scally tits. Dead veiny, too, I bet they are. And I bet they're dead pink.

The evil robot spiders, which were obviously under Cum On Her's control, surrounded everyone.

"Don't fucking move, or everyone dies!" She licked her own skin and wished for a cunt so she could fist it.

Rose Tyler struggled to break free as one minion began to flick her bubble-gum nips and the other fingered her fuck.

Cum on Her spoke again, so impedingly so it must be the end of the chapter.

"I must combine Rose with a megamycete!"

To Be Continued…