6,585Alright, here we are back again with this story it's time for the good ol' chapter 62 now, I think? Honestly, well, not really, that's just the chapter list. It's like chapter 59 or 60 I think in actual chapters.
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It wasn't long later after he had masterfully distracted Anko and got out of sight long enough to make a shadow clone and send it off to do his dirty work, that they finally took back to the air with his Mysterious Peacock Jutsu once more and made their way back towards Konoha.
Not long into the flight however, a thought occurred to Daiki.
'I'm already outside the village anyway,' he mused as he soared above the clouds, 'A normal detour to visit a friend wouldn't be suspicious or a problem.'
Anko shouldn't really have any problems with it.
And it had been a while since he'd seen Fu.
Sure they talked pretty much every day, but they were clipped conversations and not like normal flowing conversations because of the distance between them.
'It wouldn't be a bad idea actually,' Isobu hummed in agreement, 'And it wouldn't be a bad idea to open up dialogue with Chomei as well. And if Chomei is amendable to it, you can keep in better contact with your friend through the Mental World we Tailed Beasts are all connected to.'
Oh shit. That was something he'd entirely forgotten about, as a Jinchuuriki both he and Fu would be connected through the mental network. It'd be much more effective than sending a message through their chakra messages.
...Admittedly though, thinking on it. A Jinchuuriki could only gain access to that subconscious plain if they were fully linked and working together right?
Chomei was cheerful, chipper and happy go lucky from what he remembered, but would he actually agree to it? And work together with Fu?
'Unlikely, at least as far as a partnership akin to ours go currently,' Isobu replied, 'However, a Jinchuuriki wouldn't need to be perfect like you and Killer Bee, that is only for you to enter it yourself. We Bijuu could drag you in there if we so desired. I'm confident at least I can convince Chomei to do that much. He's the most agreeable of all my siblings, only behind me in being the most civilized.'
Huh, that was good to know and actually would be really awesome. It meant he could pretty much see Fu whenever he wanted as long as he could convince Chomei of it, or Isobu did at least.
Still...
Heh.
'The most civilized?' Daiki snorted, 'Buddy you're not civilized, you're sarcasm given form. You insult me constantly.' he teased.
'Bitch you love it.' Isobu shot back drily.
'Yup. Love it hard man.' he grinned and agreed without hesitation.
There was a sigh from the Bijuu.
'Truly this is a jinchuuriki of all time.' Isobu lamented.
'Bitch you love it.' Daiki beamed.
'Sadly yes.' Isobu deadpanned.
Yet another victory for the Great Daiki-sama!
"Hey Anko," Daiki spoke up a moment later, looking down at the woman he was carrying through the sky, "You mind if we make a little detour before we head back to the Leaf Village?"
"Huh? What the hell for?" she grunted, peeling her eyes away from the expansive horizon she'd been staring off into while they soared, "And where even?"
"The Hidden Waterfall Village," he told her, "I've got a friend there I haven't seen in a while. I figured since we're already outside the village and making such good time we could stop by there."
Anko gave him a dubious look, "...You realise how hard it is to even get access to the Hidden Waterfall right? The entrance to their village is completely hidden." she pointed out.
"Not a problem, I know where it is, plus I was the one that killed their big traitor that went rogue and all that so I'm pretty well liked there," he replied.
Anko blinked, "Now that's a story I've gotta hear. Like damn kid, you haven't even graduated a year yet and you've been involved in so many interesting things, I didn't get involved in this much excitement in five years never mind less than one," she snorted, before suddenly narrowing her eyes in clear suspicion, "Wait, this friend isn't a chick are they?"
Daiki shrugged noncommittedly and gave her an impish, mysterious smile, "Could be, why?"
Anko rolled her eyes, "That means yes," she scoffed, "Seriously kid? If you need to get your dick wet I'm literally right here and willing. Did not getting to seal the deal with Mei Terumi leave you hard up?"
Well yes, but for once he wasn't actually thinking along those lines. Sure, Fu was cute and exotic as hell and if she offered, she'd be in his bed so fast people would think Minato Namikaze had been resurrected, but he really did just want to go see her.
Not a lot, but he had missed her and felt kind of bad with everything going on and not getting a chance to meet in person again since he'd been so focused on the grind, he hadn't even spared her a thought when he was out loose in the wild before, so focused was he in his pursuit of power.
'Well, to be fair you had just sealed me inside yourself at that point. And you pretty much had a subconscious break down when you began to understand, just how vast the difference is between you and the real monsters of this world even with me backing you up.' Isobu chimed in.
He wrinkled his nose, he did not have a break down.
'Kind of did,' Isobu hummed, 'We've already been over this, and I understand why. But as you have already pointed out before, you projected a confident facade in the beginning, where as now you fell so far into it, it has become real. Quite a fascinating transformation really.'
Well he wasn't wrong. He hadn't meant to do it, but he was kind of glad he did. Before, he was constantly terrified of the future. Now? He full heartedly believed in the future of him being able to surpass that freaking monster Madara Uchiha.
He put that thought out of mind for the moment as he answered Anko, "Good to know how thirsty you are for me you thot you," Daiki laughed, "But it isn't about that. Sure my friend is cute as hell and I totally would, but I do actually just want to go pay her a visit. It's been a while since I saw her."
"...Are you capable of basic human functions like that, that don't involve your dick?" Anko asked dubiously, before shrugging, "Fine, whatever. Your the leader on this mission brat anyway, what you say goes. You'll have to explain it to the old man though. And the hell is a thot?"
"I am capable of not thinking with my dick yes, hard as that may be to picture. Heh, hard," he snorted in amusement, "Not that you're one to talk Thotanko, you've tried to bed me like six different times since this mission started and it's only been a couple days, and not once have I fallen prey to your succubus ways and your fat titties."
"Did you call me a slut? You realise I've only fucked you yeah? If anyone is a slut between us two, it's you. But, yeah gotta admit, for how much of a walking horn ball you are," she trailed off, " it's kind of creepy to see you hyperfocus on training or sealing and shit and just completely go asexual during that time period. It's unnatural."
"That's because a mere mortal like yourself could never understand the deep divine nature of the relationship between myself and the holy grind." Daiki told her proudly, puffing out his chest.
"Weirdo." Anko guffawed.
'Weirdo.' Isobu snorted.
The insult came in stereo, but as always, one who was a follower of the one true holy divine path of the grind, was protected from such feeble shots.
With Anko on board, Daiki overshot the Hidden Leaf Village completely and soared right past it, soaring towards the borders on the complete opposite side of the country. He'd sent a message to Fu on the way to let her know he'd be coming to see her.
...The excited rush of babbling he'd got sent back was so full of rapid fire words and squealing excitement, and chakra that he'd been momentarily overwhelmed and almost fell out of the sky, such was his surprise.
Silly Daiki boy.
More training was needed!
As it was though, it was already well into the night when they left the Hidden Mist Village behind and would be later still when they finally reached the Hidden Waterfall Village. And not exactly a good time to be just dropping in to other hidden villages un-announced. Allies and well respected or not.
So he'd decided he'd head there first time in the morning and let Fu tell Shibuki of his coming and let him know in advance to expect him. And in the mean time, he'd land in Tanzaku Gai and kickback for the night.
Maybe hit up a casino or something and cheat his way into some sweet sweet moola. The power of his Shinkugan would make winning card games and such a cinch.
Plus he was a bit low on funds at the moment, or at least not as well off as he was before after he bought his sweet sweet pad from Sasuke.
"Huh, you know it's been a while since I've been here," Anko hummed as they approached the sprawling town of Tanzaku Gai from above, "Last time I was here there was this loser trying to get into my panties, tried to do it through gambling. I cleared him out and left him crying big snotty bitch tears. Good times."
Not for that guy he was sure.
"Pleasant." Daiki snorted.
He scanned over the village with his eyes, scarlet iris roving over the expanse of the entire village with his telescopic vision and looking out for anywhere of note that he-
His eyes widened, "What the fuck is that?"
"What?" Anko looked up at him, "What'd you see?"
"A fuck load of chakra coming from one person," he replied, "As in, a stupid amount of chakra, the most in a person I've ever seen outside of the old man and Jiraiya."
They both had more, but this person had at least a good five times his own!
"Shit, some big shot missing nin?" Anko asked seriously.
"Lemme see." Daiki replied, his eyes locked on the building where he could see the massive chakra signature coming from and allowed his gaze to zoom in and peered through the building itself to see just who owned such a potent source of chakra.
And then he blinked as he found himself looking straight at a drunken, bodacious beautiful blonde with long blonde hair tied in two tails at the back, clad in a grey kimono shirt open at the top showing off an abundant sea of cleavage and short green haori jacket.
"It's fucking Tsunade Senju!" he gaped, a splutter leaving him in his surprise.
"Wait seriously?" Anko uttered, before breathing a sigh of relief, "Shit, that's good. I so wasn't in the mood to tango with some S-rank monster right now."
Eh, even if it was, he'd have won anyway. Surprise Bijuudama was a good way of killing most people. There was only a few monsters out there right now he wasn't sure of his chances against.
At least those roaming outside of villages.
Unfortunately, three of those that really did have to die weren't going to be taken out just by some surprise Tailed Beast Bombs. There was no way in hell he was going to get the drop on Orochimaru, Nagato or Obito.
At least not and kill them. Hell unless he caught Nagato outside of the Hidden Rain Village, it was literally impossible for him to get the drop on him. As far as he went, he was all but omniscient to anyone in his village caught in the rain. The second he tried to entire that place and got touched by a single drop of rain water, he'd be found out and be unable to get the drop on him.
Just his luck it was those three monsters that all had to die for him to pre-emptively deal with Madara being resurrected and never have to deal with the biggest monster of them all.
Once he was strong enough though, all bets were off. He was going to be gunning for all three of them to cut off Madara's resurrection at the foot of it all. Though he wasn't placing all his eggs in that basket, because if he failed and Madara did get brought back, he had to be strong enough to crush him.
...But if he could and managed to gank Nagato. Then Madara's Rinnegan would belong to him. And he could integrate it with Shinkugan using his Bloodline Usurpation Seal alongside Shisui's Sharingan. And unlike Nagato, he knew that Rinnegan was an evolved Sharingan, and as such, he knew of the other abilities contained within those eyes.
Such as Madara's power over time.
He wondered idly what would happen if he managed to evolve the combination of the Shinkugan and Shisui's Sharingan into his own Rinnegan through his plans before that ever came to pass, and the absurdity of what would come about from fusing Madara's own Rinnegan with it?
Daiki near shivered in delight at the thought.
...He also needed to take Obito's eye while he was at it once he killed that prick. Kamui was just absolute bullshit. Especially since he should be able to regenerate his other eye for the full set and getting the offensive side of it that Kakashi had.
Then he'd be kosher.
As long as he wasn't up against an insane monster like Madara himself, Hashirama or Kaguya.
But he'd be well on the way to surpassing them at that point for sure!
"…Let's go pay her a visit." Daiki grinned.
"Oh fuck." Anko cursed.
He doubted it, but a lad could hope.
There was a lot to be gained here.
Daiki took them down from high in the sky, landing down atop one of the larger buildings within the town, simply as to not draw attention.
While shinobi and kunoichi were common, flying ones not so much.
Together, he and Anko hopped off the building, blending into the street without any of the populace noticing a thing due to their raw speed, and made their way towards the bar Tsunade was currently getting blitzed in.
"This is gonna be a disaster." Anko groaned.
"No it isn't, don't be such a drama queen." Daiki rolled his eyes.
"I'm not being dramatic brat, this is Tsunade we're talking about," Anko rolled her eyes right back, "She's known for her insane temper. Not to mention her absolutely massive tits and that legendary sucker nickname floating about. If there was anybody that shouldn't talk to her, it's a horny little maniac like you."
Well, she wasn't wrong.
"…Fair enough." Daiki shrugged, conceding. But honestly, as amazing as her tits were, and he had a telescopic view of them right now as if he were right in front of her, he was focused on something else.
Or well, he was definitely focused on those absolutely massive knockers, how the fuck were they so perky despite their insane size? They blew both Mei and Anko out of the water in sheer size.
Like Hagoromo above!
'…Please never use fathers name in that kind of way ever again.' Isobu deadpanned.
But putting aside those incredible tits, as hard as that was. He was much more interested in a few abilities and jutsu she had than pounding her senseless.
Specifically two jutsu of hers.
Her chakra enhanced strength technique and the Body Pathway Derangement.
There was her Strength Of A hundred Seal as well, he supposed, but he could literally see the seal itself atop her forehead right now. Peer through the diamond shape, straight into the compressed sealing that made it up, and read its contests with a glance thanks to his Shinkugan.
It was quite the seal, but nothing he couldn't replicate himself if need be. In fact, he'd say his Heavenly Star Seal was a superior version of it.
…Well he'd love to get his hands on her Creation Rebirth technique but he somehow doubted she'd part with it, even with what he had to offer.
His eyes moved from Tsunade, to her apprentice sitting in the corner of the booth they were sitting at, a tired look on her face as she leaned against the wall, a pearl and vest wearing pig sleeping on her lap.
Hmm, Shizune got looked over a lot, but she was actually pretty damn hot herself. Though, that kimono she wore did nothing for her figure.
They entered the bar moments later, Anko's shoulders practically slumping as they did. Shizune he noted didn't react at all, but Tsunade's hazel eyes flickered to the side a bit as she side eyed them.
She'd already long since sensed them huh?
That was good. He would have been disappointed if she hadn't noticed them at all just because she was drunk.
Daiki waved over the bartender, "Whiskey me." he said, tapping the bar. He hadn't drank alcohol at all since he got to this world, and rarely did it back in the other world before the two of him became one, but the few times he'd managed to get his hands on any with him being underage, he'd taken a liking to whiskey, with how strong it was and the way it burned his throat going down.
The bartender raised a brow at him, "Bit young for something like that, ain't you kid?"
Daiki flicked his headband, "No." he answered simply and shrugged.
"Well, alright then." the bartender nodded, "What type will you have?"
…There were different types?
'Fail. You failed at being cool,' Isobu snorted, 'Still a kid in the end huh Daiki?'
'Oh shut up, like you know any either, you're a giant turtle demon.' Daiki huffed.
'A giant turtle demon who is infinitely wiser than you,' Isobu laughed, 'Alright, just ask him for Mist Distilled, on the rocks.'
…Why the hell did Isobu know whiskey brands?
"Mist Distilled, on the rocks." Daiki however said out loud, getting another nod from the bartender who turned around, grabbing a bottle from the top shelf behind him, and pulled out a tray of ice.
'Do remember I've had multiple hosts over the last near hundred years since Hashirama Senju…ganked me as you would put it. Quite a few of them have taken to alcohol to drown away their sorrows from their situations.' Isobu explained, as the bartender filled the glass about a quarter of the way up and tossed a few squares of ice in the glass as well.
"Six hundred ryo." the bartender said, placing the drink in front of him.
"Right, thanks." Daiki nodded, placing his palm on the bar beside the glass, before moving it to grab the glass of whiskey, the money sitting where his palm was previously.
'Damn I'm cool.' Daiki resisted the urge to smirk as the bartender stared at the money in surprise and confusion.
Sleight of hand with his Dimension Force Seal, the ladies love it.
"What, not getting one for me?" Anko asked as he brought it to his lips and sipped it.
It burned all the way down.
"You're a big girl, buy one yourself." he smirked, making her roll her eyes and pout.
It was a good look for her.
He turned then and met the eyes of Tsunade, and as he did, she huffed, rolling her eyes in clear annoyance.
She already knew they were here for her he supposed.
Though, she probably thought they were on a mission, sent to find her on the orders of old man third.
Too bad for her, it was a completely different Hokage wanting a word for her.
Or well…future Hokage, but still.
He made his way over, but before he could even open his mouth, Tsunade narrowed her eyes, "I'm not interested in whatever Sarutobi-sensei has to say this time either," she cut him off before he could speak, "Buzz off back to Konoha kid and tell that old fossil to leave me be, I'm not coming back."
Shizune at her side winced, and Anko tensed behind him, "Good thing the old man didn't send me then, huh?" Daiki slid into the seat opposite her casually, uncaring of her attitude.
"…This is going to go horribly wrong." he heard Anko mutter, but she sat down beside him anyway, sliding in at the other side opposite Shizune.
Tsunade raised an eyebrow at him, before completely disregarding him and looking at Anko, "I know you, you're that little brat girl that used to follow around Orochimaru."
Anko scowled, "I didn't follow him around, he chose me as his apprentice." she corrected, testily.
"Uh-hu," Tsunade replied blandly, "So what is it? Get to the point will you so I can go back to getting sloshed. It's happy hour, and I'm looking to get real happy to forget about all the money I lost earlier."
"Take that up with him," Anko sighed, jabbing her thumb at Daiki, "He's the one in charge of the mission, not me."
Tsunade blinked slowly, before snorting, "This cocky looking little brat with a real punchable looking face?" she laughed, before looking at him in condescending amusement, "This should be good, who the hell are you kid? And the hell do you want with me."
Hmm, you know, she had a really punchable looking face right now too.
"The name's Daiki, Daiki Yurei, but you can call me Daiki-sama," Daiki smirked at her, downing his whiskey and slamming the glass down on the table and leaning forward, "We weren't expecting to find you on our way back to Konoha, but lucky us huh?"
Tsunade blinked, genuinely taken aback for a moment by his bravado, "Kid, do you have any idea who you're talking to?"
"Yeah I do," Daiki shrugged, "But you clearly have no idea who you're talking to, so I'd watch your mouth before your broke ass signs a cheque it clearly can't pay."
Not unless she wanted to apologise by bouncing said ass for him.
"Why you cocky little punk," Tsunade growled, downing her own cup of sake before slamming it down, "Enlighten my why don't you? Who are you thinking you're such a big shot, and why are you here bothering me, Daichi whatever."
"I'm the one chosen to become the Fifth Hokage, to take over for the old man," Daiki spread his arms wide and leaned back into the booth chair cockily, "And I'm here for a simple reason. To tell you to get your ass back to the village, or when I'm Hokage, I'll be declaring you a missing nin. The old man has given you plenty of time to grieve, get the fuck over it already."
Maybe it was the whiskey. Maybe it was her testy personality. Maybe it was his own cocky personality.
Maybe it was all three.
Whatever it was, any plans to bribe her went out the window and he wasn't gonna take any of her shirt.
Like really, who the fuck did she think she was? Leaving the village for over a decade because her loved ones died. Boo fucking hoo.
Nobody else got to traipse off like she did because they suffered and were grieving. And from now on, neither did she.
Anko palmed her face at his side, while he saw Shizune's jaw drop, eyes widening in disbelief at what he just said.
Tsunade on the other hand, stared at him blankly for a moment.
And then her eyes blazed in a fury and shot to her feet, "What did you just say to me you little brat?" she snarled, chakra bubbling and writhing around under the surface of her skin. He could see it with his eyes, like a roiling ocean about to erupt into a tsunami of rage and power, "You expect me to believe some no name little bastard like you, that I've never even heard the name of, is gonna be the next Hokage?"
Anko sighed, "…He kinda is. Old man third specifically picked him out to be the Godaime, and he'll be getting the hat within the year most likely."
Daiki was actually not expecting Tsunade to burst out laughing, "That old fossil has really lost his mind, huh?" she guffawed, yet the fury in her narrowed eyes blazed still as she held his gaze, "A little thing like you? Have your balls even dropped yet kid?"
Daiki jutted his chin out, "Why, want to test them out?" he bared his teeth, "I suppose I wouldn't mind bouncing that fat ass of yours on my dick, but it won't get you out of coming back to the village."
Tsunade ground her teeth in fury, "Alright, that's it you punk," she snarled, fingers clawing gouges into the thick wooden table as if it were made of butter, "Outside, now. Let's see how big a mouth you've got on you when I smash your cocky little head in."
"You wish, you washed up has been," Daiki rose to his feet and cracked his neck, "I sent your pasty loser traitor of an ex-teammate running for the hills not long ago, I wouldn't mind going two for three in clapping the so called legendary sannin."
This was a good chance actually. A chance for him to test out how far he'd come so far.
Tsunade's eyes tightened, but she merely scoffed in reply, "Big talk for a brat that's going to be wetting his diaper soon." she said, before marching her way out of the bar.
"Are you sure that won't be an old lady wetting her diaper instead?" Daiki shot back, following behind her, idly scoping out her ass even as he traded barbs.
Damn, she had one nice big round fat dumpy for sure.
He could definitely understand why Jiraiya always wanted to hit that. Too bad for him, it was going to be him pounding that fat ass this night.
Though, probably not in the way the toad summoner ever wanted.