4Stan and Kyle came out to the town a couple months ago. They had been dating since their freshman year but kept it a secret because of all the attention Craig and Tweek got when they came out. Neither teen wanted to deal with the whole town up their asses about their relationship when they were still figuring it out. They only came out because Cartman found out and tried to blackmail then with their relationship. Kyle decided to come out at school the next week publicly just to piss the fatass off.
They didn't get as much attention for their relationship as they thought they would. Apparently everyone in town had a suspicion about their sexuality since they were 8. Even the Brofloloski's knew when they caught the boys cuddling together as teens, sleeping with smiles on their faces.
But life in South Park, Colorado continued as normal. Kyle was a little offended that no one seemed to care but Stan reminded him of how nice it was that they could publicly annoy Cartman with their relationship now.
Today was like every other one. Stan drove his beat up car to Kyle's house in the morning to pick him up for school. Kyle jumped in the car and slammed the door. Turning and leaning over the console to give his boyfriend a good morning kiss.
Stan smiled like a dumbass everytime he got to kiss Kyle. It felt like he was in a dream whenever he tasted Kyle on his tongue. He couldn't believe Kyle ever agreed to kiss him let alone call him Stan's boyfriend, but he wouldn't complain.
"C'mon dude. We'll be late if you keep staring at me." Kyle blushed and tugged on the flaps of his trapper hat. Stan cursed that hat for hiding his boyfriend's beautiful hair. Even as a teenager Kyle was embarrassed of how his hair looked. He only ever took his hat off around Stan.
"Yeah sorry." Stan pulled away from the sidewalk and headed towards Kenny's. Stan drove with his left so he could hold Kyle's hand. They picked up Kenny on the way to school since he couldn't afford a car. It helped that he could give less of a shit when Kyle and Stan start making out in the Wendy's drive thru. Plus since he was the best weed dealer in the high school so they usually smoked together after school.
The group separated from Cartman after they learned that he was never going to grow up or mature. It had been for the best because afterwards they started getting invited to parties and people actually wanted them around. Kenny had already fucked half the school (including the teachers) and Kyle was on the basketball team and Stan was on the baseball team. It felt like the school had accepted them now that they saw who Cartman was.
Stan pulled into the trashy SodoSopa street waiting for the blonde. Kenny walked out screaming something at his dad and dodging a beer bottle the man threw at his son. Kyle looked upset seeing how Kenny was being treated. Stan reached over and rubbed the redhead's shoulder trying to ease his mind before he started on Kenny about moving out. Kyle and his parents have offered to take in Kenny multiple time but everytime he denied the offer saying he was happy at home.
Kenny climbed into the car slamming the door to the backseat and lighting a cigarette before rolling down his window. "Fuck that unemployed bastard. He is just mad I have more money than him."
"Hand me one." Stan reached behind him waiting for a cigarette to be put in his fingers. Once he felt it he plucked it in between his lips before lighting it. He grunted in thanks as he turned and started towards the school.
It was the elementary school but since it seemed everyone aged out of the elementary classes so they just turned it into a high school. They even had the same teachers and classmates. It made more sense to the town than building another school.
Once they arrived they parked at the bar across the school. It usually had parking available and it meant Stan didn't have to pay for a parking pass every year. The guys sat in the car listening to Metallica play on the radio softly in the background as they finished their cigarettes and prepared for the day.
"Gimme that before you burn the whole thing." Kyle didn't like smoking an entire cigarette so he usually would ask to puff on Stan's a little. He reasoned that it was better than a whole cigarette.
Stan took a long drag and then leaned in and grabbed the back of Kyle's head. He pushed their lips together in a rough kiss as he shot gunned the smoke into the redheaded teen's mouth. Kyle seemed surprised but gladly accepted both the kiss and the smoke from Stan.
"You guys are so fucking gay." Kenny wasn't being rude he always said that when Stan and Kyle would start to get more touchy. He couldn't really talk shit since Stan was pretty sure the pervert was in love with Butters but couldn't manage to get him out of the closet. Kenny hated Butters parents for all the trauma they put their son through but most normal people did.
Kyle pulled back and flipped him off. They started grabbing their stuff and preparing for school. It wasn't difficult it was just a lot of bullshit lectures and assignments to prove to the state that they were learning something.
They got out and started to walk across the road towards school. Kyle reached out and held Stan's hand as they walked, Kenny groaning at them to get a room. Walking through the doors, Stan leaned down and kissed his boyfriend's cheek. "Gotta go to Ms. Victoria's class now babe. I'll see you at lunch?"
"Of course. Have fun in class." Kyle knew Stan was probably going to go to sleep during class but he still hoped that his boyfriend was going to actually pay attention. It would save him a lot of time trying to tutor Stan in his classes.
Stan hums a response as he heads down a different hall than Kyle's class. At least Kyle had his first class with Kenny. It makes it easier whenever they need to pair up for a project. Plus Cartman was in that class with them so he prefers not risking being paired up with Cartman just for Mr. Garrison to get his daily dose of drama.
As if God wanted to just fuck with Kyle Mr. Garrison told the class that he was picking partners for their science experiment for the day. He obviously chose Cartman as Kyle's partner with a smirk on his face. Clearly wanting to watch the two teens at each other's throat for his entertainment.
It was a simple experiment about looking at different forms of bacteria under a microscope and identifying and describing the types. Kyle figured if they did it quickly then he could just put in his earbuds and ignore the racist asshole and anti semantic rants.
Of course Cartman refused to make anything in Kyle's life easy. The fat fuck grabbed the microscope immediately and started to fuck with it. "I wanna be in charge of this thing. It's so cool. Might even make your micro dick look normal sized Kyle."
Kyle took a deep breath as he started to think of all the reasons why Cartman being in charge of the microscope was a bad idea. But this was not a fight he wanted to fight so he decided to just accept the fact that his grade would be shit.
"Okay. Then explain what you seen under each of the dishes." Figuring that Cartman would get frustrated at the thought of doing work and put it all on him. Handing Cartman one of the dishes, Kyle smirked.
"Ew! As if I would take anything from your gay hands. Probably have AIDS on them." Cartman pushed his chair away from Kyle as if breathing the same air would give him the disease.
"I don't have AIDS fatass!" Kyle was already at his limit with this asshole and it was only 20 minutes into a 120 minute class. By now the whole class was staring at them and Mr. Garrison was sitting at his desk looking like he was watching TV.
"Oh shit Kyle. I'm sorry. I figured Stan didn't care since he is willing to be touched and slobbered on by you. My bad. I had no clue Stan wouldn't fuck you cause you were an ugly red headed jew."
Kyle stopped breathing. The class was silent and most had their mouths open. Cartman was trying to fake an apologetic face but everyone knew he was grinning like a little shit on the inside.
Kenny immediately jumped to his defense after recovering from his shock over what his former friend said. "Shut the fuck up lardass! Why would you care so much if Kyle was getting laid unless you wanted to fuck him yourself. Say one more fucking thing and be the reason I am kicked out of school and the start my police record."
Mr. Garrison decided now was the time to intervene. He didn't want to risk a kid being assaulted on his watch, it wouldn't look good. "Okay that is enough. Kenny go work with Kyle. Eric can work with Bebe."
Bebe groaned but didn't argue. She figured that Kyle was barely holding back from arguing with the jerk or punching him. It was just easier to separate them.
Kenny moved to the seat next to Kyle groaning at the warmth that the fat ass left. He looked over at Kyle noticing how pale he was and how his eyes looked distant. He recognized the look.
Kenny quietly attempted to do the work for the both of them while Kyle was lost in his mind. He knew that what Cartman said had actually hurt Kyle and had left him really messed up. He just needed time to get readjusted to ignoring that waste of space again.
Sitting there staring at the corner of the paper he was supposed to write on, Kyle was thinking about his appearance a lot more closely. He never really thought about how he looked but now he was focusing on every little thing. He might of tamed his red afro a lot more but even trimmed and slicked back with gel it was frizzy and made him look paler than he was. Or maybe he had always been really pale. He suddenly felt the pudge on his belly that he kept despite working out at basketball practice.
Kyle was starting to wonder if Stan was actually attracted to him. They've experimented a couple times with blowjobs and grinding together during their make-up sessions but they haven't had sex yet. Maybe that was because he was disgusted at the idea of fucking Kyle.
This continued until the end of class. Kenny had to scribble Kyle's answers and name down on his paper for him. After the bell rang signaling lunch Kyle got up and headed towards the door planning on going to meet Stan and act normal. He wanted to try and see if he could tell if Stan thought he was beautiful.
Kenny trailed behind trying to catch up so he could try and figure out if Kyle was okay. He didn't want to tell Stan about what happened given his anger issues and how protective he was over Kyle. But if Kyle won't talk to him then he should at least talk to Stan.
Kenny didn't get the chance to evaluate Kyle's mental state cause Stan was jogging up to them in the middle of the cafeteria. Stan came up and wrapped his arms around Kyle and kissed the top of his hat. He let go only to wrap an arm around his shoulders.
"Dudes they're serving hamburgers today. I talked to Chef before class and he said he would save us some extras for after class." Stan didn't seem to notice Kyle's mood, too excited at the thought of having hamburgers after school when they smoke.
"That's if Cartman doesn't eat them all before we even get served." Despite leaving before the obese teen, Cartman managed to make before them in line. Kenny stared in despair as the aforementioned fatass was about to be served.
"Speaking of the fat devil, how was class today?" Stan knew that Cartman pissed Kyle off daily in class and had expected to hear about whatever that fat fuck did today.
"It was fine today." Kyle answered before Kenny could tell Stan about what was said. He needed to know how Stan saw him.
"Really?" Stan leaned down and tried to make eye contact with his boyfriend. He highly doubted Eric Cartman every took a break from trying to ruin Kyle's day.
Kyle took the moment to actually look at Stan. Since they've grown up together he rarely ever paid any attention to how he looked. But now that he was looking he was noticing more than he realized. Like how much taller Stan was than Kyle. His black hair was no longer hidden by the beanie and hung loosely around his face. He had a piercing in one ear and a slit in his eyebrow that drew attention to his piercing blue eyes. Stan only did it to piss off Randy but it looked good on him. Kyle felt hideous in comparison to Stan and his muscular dangerous appearance.
Kyle pretended not to hear the question and stepped out of line. He couldn't eat anything now thinking about how ugly he must look to Stan. "I'm actually not hungry right now. I had a big breakfast this morning. I'm gonna go ahead and get us a seat." Before they could protest, Kyle pulled completely away from his boyfriend and walked off.
"Okay what the fuck happened to my boyfriend? He was okay before class and now he is being weird." Stan turned to Kenny and started to stare the blonde down. Since his growth spurt, Stan had gotten quite intimidating.
"He probably doesn't want you knowing." The blonde looked at Stan seriously before giving him a shit eating grin. "So Cartman and him were partnered up for theirscience experiment. They got into a fight cause Cartman started talking about you guys having AIDS."
"So? Cartman always starts spouting that bullshit whenever we're around. That shit wouldn't of bothered Kyle. What exactly did Cartman say?" Stan knew his boyfriend and he usually ignored Cartman's comments. Kyle wouldn't let something like that ruin his day.
"Well he said something about you not fucking Kyle because you thought he was an ugly jew. That's what really seemed to bother him." Kenny took the moment to jump in front of Stan and get a burger before him. Stan stood frozen in place. He was pissed. Cartman would not get away with this.
Stan stormed out of line and focused solely on the fat asshole in the red jacket and beanie that barely covered his head. Eric Cartmam was too busy shoving his face full of food to notice the danger that he was in.
Fortunately everyone who witnessed the fight in class knew exactly why Stan was looking downright murderous right now. They started whispering to their friends to catch them up so they too could understand and witness Eric Cartman getting his ass kicked by Stan Marsh. By the time Stan stood looming over the huge jerk everyone was either filming or watching intensely.
"What the fuck is up this damn shadow? Why did it suddenly get dark?" Cartman turned and was faced with Stan's crotch. His face paled as he looked up and realized who was behind him. "Heeeyy Stan. Just so you know, if things didn't work out with Kyle I am not interested in guys."
Grinning so wide it made him look insane, Stan grabbed the front of the fat fucks shirt and lifted him off the seat. Leaning in real close to make tubby sweat more, Stan's words broke through the silence of the cafeteria.
"I know what you said to my boyfriend."
Stan let go and backed up just enough to let Cartman breathe. Then looking like he has been waiting for the day that his old friend crossed the line, Stan Marsh punched Eric Cartman in the nose.
Not waiting for a reaction, Stan launched himself at his opponent and pinned him on the table. Holding him down, Stan started punching his face repeatedly. When PC Principal bust in the room, Stan made the most of the time he had left and grabbed Cartman's face in his hand and slammed his head into the table.
Not a second later, PC Principal ripped Stan off Cartman and tackled him to the ground. Stan was still smiling as his face was smushed into the floor as everyone in school watched. His smile fell when he saw Kyle in the crowd looking scared and worried. Stan didn't want to hurt Kyle's feelings.
Stan was hauled to the office with Cartman to basically talk about what happened how to handle the situation in the most PC way. Essentially PC Principal gave them both a week's detention. Plus Stan can't play in the baseball game on Friday and Cartman has to do a mandatory class on LGBTQ issues and sensitivity. Stan figured this would happen but it was worth it to see Cartman look like he was hit by a car.
Stan suffered through his final class before ditching detention and Kenny in order to talk to Kyle. He would make it up to the pothead later for making him wait so long. Stan knows he would understand.
He finds Kyle in front of his locker grabbing all his books. Stan runs up before awkwardly standing next to the red head, having no clue what to say. Kyle turned and looked at Stan tiredly. It looked like he had no more energy and fuck if that didn't hurt Stan.
"You ready to go?" Fuck Kyle even sounded exhausted. Stan reached over and grabbed his boyfriend's hand and started rubbing the back of his hand with his thumb.
"I think we should talk about what happened. Are you mad?" He figured Kyle was mad because Stan got in trouble over him. "You know Cartman deserved it right?"
"Yeah I know. He has had this coming for a long time." Kyle wasn't quite looking at Stan. How could he? Stan knew what Cartman said and was probably beginning to wonder why he was even with him. Stan was probably about to dump him.
"Why are you upset then? Is it because of what that dumbass said?" Stan knew Kyle was sensitive about his looks. That's the whole reason Stan was so mad to begin with. Kyle was just getting to a place where he felt comfortable being himself around Stan and that fat fuck ruined it.
"That kinda depends on if you agree with him." Kyle sighed and looked away again. "Look, I get you being mad about him saying you had AIDS. I know why you hit him, I'm ju-"
"That's not why I got mad."
Kyle froze for a second confused at why Stan got so mad at Cartman. He wouldn't of gotten so mad at something that was meant to hurt Kyle. Would he?
Stan stepped closer and put a hand on Kyle's face and gripping his hand tighter. "Kyle. I was mad because he insulted your appearance and how much I care about you. I think you are so gorgeous especially your red hair. God, sometimes all I can think about is tangling my fingers in it. Everytime we kiss all I can think about is how lucky I am that I'm the only one who gets to kiss your lips. I punched Cartman because he hurt you and no one should ever do that to you."
Kyle stared at Stan beyond amazed at his words. Stan really made Kyle feel loved and supported him when he was feeling insecure. Kyle closed the gap between their lips, pushing Stan into the lockers. Determined to show Stan that Kyle loves him just as much, Kyle one hand on the baseball player's belt loop pulling his larger body closer to his smaller one.
They break apart with red lips and fucked up hair. If you passed them in the hallway you'd think they just fucked. Both gasping for breath yet, holding the other so tightly together. Kyle rested his head on Stan's shoulder gripping the front of his hemp t-shirt in one hand and holding his hip in the other. Stan had his arms and body wrapped around Kyle breathing in his scent.
"You assholes had me waiting by the car for half an hour so you could molest each other." The couple heard a camera click and whipped their heads to the blonde. "You dudes look so fucking gay right now. Did you guys fuck?"
Groaning at the perverts antics, Kyle slowly dislodged his body from Stan's. "You better delete that right now. I don't want you jerking off to it later."
Stan missed the warmth of his best friend but smiled at seeing him back to normal and trying to grab Kenny's phone from him. He should help him since Kenny probably would jerk off to the picture. But not before sending it to himself. Plus Stan needed to go ahead and finish smoking with Kenny sooner than later. He planned to really prove Cartman wrong and show Kyle just how beautiful Stan thought he was tonight.
A/N: I am thinking of writing a second chapter basically about Stan fucking Kyle while reassuring him how beautiful he is to him. Let me know what you think.