A/N: this was written in 2021, and I wasn't planning to post it, but here we go. I Hope I can update this weekly, and and have the motivation to reach at least 30 oneshots in this series.

Please please please review, as this is what gives me motivation, and if you liked this little oneshots enough to fav/follow, then it would be nice if you wrote something…

A/N from 2021:

Dear readers,

I haven't found any fics where the next generation start families of their own. Maybe it is too much of a hassle to keep track of Harry Potter's generation of Weasleys, the next generation, and their children too. Yeah, I can see why people would not attempt it.

But I'm going to try (the 3rd gen will trickle in as we go).

All you need to know for now is that Scorpius and Rose had triplets who are Lyra, Leo, and Lepus Malfoy. And Albus and his OC wife Tabitha Nott had two girls : Clair and Ivy. Tabitha is the daughter of Daphne Greengrass and Theodor Nott. Clair is one of the oldest Potter-Weasleys.

Physical descriptions will come bit by bit as we go for those blind readers like me.

And let's start with some humor. Something poor Rose and Scorpius is not ready to explain just yet.

A Scorose Family

Chapter1: a botched up intro to sex.

Fourteen year old Clair Potter knew she was dead from the moment little Leo Malfoy saw it. She hoped that he hadn't seen the well… steamy part of her romance novel. Because if he saw the bad part, she was going to die a slow and painful death. It was quite a smutty scene where the 2 main characters had sex for the first time, and if Leo asked his father, or worse, his mother, about what he'd seen, her death was guaranteed. The boy was only 7; he really, really didn't need to ask his parents about the origins of babies. How on earth was she supposed to fix this mess?

An inquisitive child was her death. When she was asked to babysit the triplets, she wasn't pleased. She was 14, and she wasn't supposed to read these novels. Her parents went out for couple time, and her aunt Rose wanted to do the same with uncle Scorpius , so they begged her to babysit their little angels till they came back from their glorified date. And what could she say? No? She couldn't just refuse them. They're her dad's best friends and family, and she didn't have an excuse, so yes aunty Rose it was. She wished she came up with the idea to feign sickness, but oh well.

And there went her time to read things that were definitely not meant for little kids.

Her mistake was when she decided to screw the kids and read things that she wasn't privy to at this age.

A little innocent Leo Ronald Malfoy was reading over her shoulder, and while he didn't understand what was written, he was going to ask questions. The bad questions. The type that made parents groan and burry their faces in the closest thing that could conceal them. Or cough and hurriedly change the subject.

Curiosity killed the cat. (More like curiosity killed the Clair).

The brown eyed girl wished the little boy was more like his siblings. Lyra and lepus were shy little things who played quietly with their toys while she enjoyed her novel. But alas, she couldn't get what she wanted.

She was afraid, really afraid.

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Leo Malfoy read something very interesting and weird when he and his siblings stayed with Clair. It involved a man with a throbbing manhood (whatever that was), effing because he wasn't going to say the bad word out loud over a desk.

He was going to ask his mum and dad about it. They knew everything. Besides they would surely tell him. He was sure of that.

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Rose Minerva Weasley was certainly not expecting her Little Lion to ask her over dinner what it meant to f*** someone over a desk.

But she knew where exactly the boy would get this knowledge from.

It was a certain brown haired, brown eyed girl who went by the name of Clair Potter.

She sympathized with the girl. Never did her parents suspect that smart, sensible Rose would read such things, and behind her parents back no less! But now she knew this was a mistake. If Clair wouldn't keep it to herself and let her little lion see it, then it was the time to tell her parents.

She shouldn't have aloud Clair to keep reading them. She didn't know what made her agree to keep her mouth shut about it in the first place. Maybe she was remembering herself as a teenager, sneaking erotic novels behind her parents backs.

But now it was time to put an end to this.

The question was asked so innocently as if it was normal for a little boy like him to be asking about sex that it made Scorpius go on alert.

"Who told you this?" Questioned Scorpius, barely managing to keep his anger at whoever let his son know about sex at bay.

The redheaded boy, not noticing his father's anger, carried on.

"I found this in a book. It was Clair's."

Rose felt sorry for the poor girl.

Scorpius looked furious , Rose wanted Leo to know about this at an appropriate age, not by an adult novel.

Telling him "you'll find out when you're older" was out of the question. The curious redhead would look for the answer himself.

Rose didn't know how to explain sex to a child but she and her husband would try.

"Look." Scorpius began, but then he trailed off, unable to go on. The blonde, usually the definition of cool, calm, and collected, blushed and lowered his head.

"This is called sex. Sex is something that your mummy and daddy do because they love each other."

"Does that mean I have to do it with you? Because I love you."

Rose shook her head, blushing. Imagining little Leo doing it along with them was horrifying.

"No, Leo, you don't have to do it. It's for adults."

"Okay, how does it work?" Leo asked

"erm, er." Scorpius stammered like an awkward teenager.

"What's between your legs is a penis. As for girls, they have a vagina instead. The penis goes into the vagina and that is sex."

"Eww! How do you like going inside Mummy?"

Both Rose And Scorpius's blush intensified.

"You'll enjoy it when you're older."

And Scorpius knew, he botched up the impromptu introduction to sex. But at least it was over.

"So, what does it mean to f*** someone over a desk."

Both Scorpius and Rose were reminded of Leo's original question.

"Other than being a really bad word that you should never ever say, f*** sometimes means the action of putting a penis in a vagina." Rose informed her son.

"What about the desk bit?" Asked Leo.

"This, you'll understand when you're older." Sighed Scorpius.

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Clair's books were taken from her in quite a messy fight.

She guessed her aunt was not going to keep the secret if she went around showing it to kids.

The brunette was not happy at all.

Dear readers,

I hope I haven't botched up the intro to sex.

I only got this talk in primary school and don't remember it.

I also tried to show that Scorpius wanted it over with as soon as possible.

Thanks for reading

Constructive criticism is very welcome.

B