Disclaimer: I don't own the sailor moon or gundam wings.

Will I actually get sued if I don't write that?

"" Talking

( ) Thoughts

I'm hoping that everyone knows what the gundam pilot and sailor senshis look like, cuz I'm not describing them.

Please be nice and review, if I don't get 5 reviews, I'm not going to continue this story.

Also, sorry to those I might offend for making square dancing sound bad.

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"Mom! Please don't make me take lessons during the summer! You don't want your only girl to die do you?" Usagi pleaded, with no use.

Her mother was convinced that putting her through some summer courses would make her grow up and act a little more graceful.

"Now Usagi, listen to your mother. We just want to do what is good for you." Usagi's father said, trying to get Usagi to see their point of view. "After you getting robbed the other day, karate lessons would be great for you! And it is only for 2 months, you'll just learn the basics."

"But." Usagi whined feebly. "I don't mind karate, but why square dancing? Couldn't you put me in tap dancing, jazz or something else?"

Usagi's mother smiled, "Darling, of course I would have put you in something else if I could, but square dancing was the only thing available. And square dancing is fun, I enjoyed it when I was younger. There would be other people attending too, people your age."

(Great, I just wanted my peers to see me square dancing) Usagi thought darkly. "But, I CAN'T DANCE! You guys know that!"

"Don't be absurd, it just takes practice. Class starts tomorrow and I suggest you get some sleep." Ikuko said.

Usagi grumbled in defeat, her mother's mind was made up and nothing could change it.

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"FINE! I'll sign it, just leave me alone!" Wufei yelled, as he scribbled his signature onto the paper and stormed out of the room.

"Well one down, only three more to go," Duo said to himself. "O Quaaaattttrrrrrreeeeee."

"What is it Duo?" Quatre shouted from another part of the mansion.

"Where are you?"

"In the kitche.." before Quatre could finish his sentence, Duo had appeared and shoved a piece of paper and pen under his nose.

"What is it?"

"It's nothing, I just needed your signature on the birthday card I want to give Trowa." Duo said, trying to sound as innocent as possible.

" doesn't look like an birthday card," Quatre said, squinting to read what the paper really were.

"Have I ever lied to you?" Duo asked, faking being offended.

"No, of course not," Quatre said trying to make up for his rudeness. Quickly grabbing the pen, he wrote his name and handed the paper back to Duo.

"Thanks man, see ya later!" Duo shouted as he disappeared from sight. Quatre shook his head, Duo had never ceased to amaze him.

(Who next? Trowa or Heero? Either one would be hard to fool..Trowa it is than) Duo thought as he saw Trowa practicing his flute.

"TROWA!" Duo yelled, overly enthusiastic.

".."

"hey man, Heero's birthday is coming up, and I have a card for him, could you sign it?" Duo asked, whipping up a card from behind his back.

"sure," Trowa said as he signed the birthday card, with Garfield on the front.

"Thanks man," Duo said, leaving the room almost immediately. (now all I have to do is scan the signature into the computer and copy and paste it to the form and all would be good. Now one more person to get and I'm done) Duo stopped at Heero's door and opened it a bit.

"Hey Heero, Quatre wanted me to bring something up for you" Duo lied, opening the door just a tad wider.

"What is it?" Heero asked, sounding very threatening.

"Uh, he wanted me to bring you this to drink, said that it would help with your headache," Duo said, hoping the Heero still had the headache he mentioned an hour ago.

"Hn.." Taking the glass from Duo he gulped it down. "Leave"

"Ok man, well talk to you later," Duo said shutting the door, but haven't left yet. Duo glanced at his watch and waited for ten minutes. Taking a peek inside, Duo laughed at the sight before him. Heero was drunk! His face was flushed and he was rolling around on the floor laughing to himself. Although the scary thing is that he still clutched his gun. Duo knew that the drink would work, the funny thing was that the perfect soldier could handle anything, but give him the littlest amount of alcohol and he'll be absolutely drunk.

"Hey Heero? Need your help on something, sign this for me will you?" Duo said, not hiding his amusement at all.

Without a hesitation, Heero grabbed Duo's pen and neatly signed the paper. Duo quickly grabbed the paper and left the room, hopping to find a good hiding place before Heero sobers up.

"Duuuuuuooooo go boooooooooom!" Heero slurred in a childish voice, pulling the trigger to his gun, but Duo was already running for cover.

(Oh who's good? Who's good?) Duo boosted to himself.

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"Rise and shine!" A very hyper Duo screamed as he entered each of his friends room, waking them up.

"Go away," Quatre mumbled, but was relentlessly forced to get up as his blanket was pulled away.

"Read this and you'll understand." Duo yelled, as left Quatre's room and into the next one.

"DUO!"

"MAXWELL!"

"Omae wa korosu!"

(they are definitely NOT morning people) Duo thought, as he ran for cover as an katana flew pass his head, missing him by an inch.