1A small room with nothing in it besides the out-of-place object in the very center. A to-scale replica of famous character Mew Mew from the popular(?) anime Mew Mew Kissy Cutie. If you remembered right, she was a cat girl wearing mostly pink, with white frills and a black collar, and two cat bells for earrings with a third hanging from her collar. Perhaps this was the reason you were here? Maybe Alphys could use some cheering up after that whole 'pretending to put your life in danger so she could be your friend" thing, so you decided that this could be a good chance to give it to her as a present. Being careful not to damage it in any way, you gently placed your hands around it so that you could lift it u-
"Hey! Hey! HEY! Hands off the merchandise!" A strange voice called out, prompting you to back away from the doll, still as it ever was. You looked around the room, trying to see where this new voice could've come from, but couldn't find anything. Just you, the walls, and… the doll. With no other leads in mind, you decided to talk to the doll… it didn't seem much for conversa-
"Ohhhh, no you don't, we're not doing this again! Haven't you learned your lesson from last time?!" The voice cried out, which you now noticed really was coming from the doll… wait a moment. 'Last time'? But the last time you were lambasted by an animatedly inanimate object was when you were in that garbage dump, with that mad dummy. Although now you suppose she would be… a mad doll?
"'Mad doll?! Do I look like a doll to you?! I'm an animatronic, mew dummy!" The do- animatronic cried out. "Well… not yet, at least. I came here so that I could fuse with this new body in peace, but it looks like some lamebrain couldn't take the hint and decided to catnap me! Well then, there's only one thing to do when thieves come knocking on your door." The animatronic came to life, staring at you impassively with its kawaii expression of happiness as it lurched over your smaller form. You tried leaving, but the "Next" door had been replaced with a "Previous" door, and both it and the "Chapters" door just lead you to the moment when you opened the doors to begin with, leaving you trapped in this room with the vindictive cat girl.
"Yes… you'll just have to help me fuse with this body, mew!~" She said, striking a dazzling pose despite her tone earlier. "And everyone knows that there's only one good way to fuse body and soul!"
Really? You wish you knew; you had your soul tailing around behind you for forever now, doing nothing but taking up space and making a good target. You'd get your soul back inside you in a heartbeat if you could.
"Er… actually, I'm not really sure how that's going to work for you. I never paid much attention to those mandatory lessons on human souls in school," she admitted, a comically large sweat drop appearing on her forehead. "But for ex-ghosts like me, there's only one new way to get used to a body, and that's… to break it in!"
The cat girl struck another dramatic pose as glitter filled the air, and she looked rather nice for a few moments before the air was pierced by a sickening crack. A moment later and the Mad Mew Mew's body literally broke in, falling to pieces right in front of you. "Er… that's not what I mewnt!"
The pieces of the animatronic quickly reassembled itself, though she had to quickly slip her panties on separately when she realized they were left out of the reconstruction.
"Now! Since you had the privilege of being the first one to find me in this new form, and to pay me back for refusing to let me steal your soul, you're going to be the one to help make me ready to head out there into the world!" Mad Mew Mew took out a colorful, pink magic wand with a star on the end and twirled it between her fingers. "Now, are you ready, human?"
You honestly weren't sure. You didn't have your dancing shoes, you left your lawnmower at home, all your scissors were dull, and you didn't even have enough G for a bus ride home. That wouldn't be a problem, would it?
"No! It shouldn't!" the Mew Mew replied, its face snapping into a look of pure, unbridled optimism. "Because of how tall that ridiculous sink we're under is, that loud skele-girl who lives here has to stand on her tip-toes in order to use it, and that offered me more than a few opportunities to pilfer her pockets!" Smiling evilly, Mew Mew took off her head and revealed that she had a large bag of G stored inside, which she carefully removed. "Now, let's get started with the first part of the breaking - going on a date!"
You cocked your head to the side and asked how in the world that would help her get used to her body.
"Oh, well that's simple; in the show/manga/video game that my new body comes from, 45% of everything that she did was go on dates!" Mad Mew Mew explained. "Therefore, the more I act like her, the more in-tune with this body I'll become! It's simple logic!"
You considered arguing with her but you could tell by the look in her eyes that would have been like trying to beat down a brick wall with a block of margarine. So, instead, you asked her if she planned on holding the date here. You wouldn't object since you had dates in stranger places, but with nothing to do it would still likely be the second worst date you had in this house (and that was saying something).
"No, of course not - my tongue might not be my own, but I still have (metaphorical) taste!" she replied. "There's a store down the street next to the Love Hospital. I haven't been there yet, but every time I see a dog girl walk by they'll sniff the air and wag their tails, so they have to have something good inside!"
Oh, Catherine's place? You'd been there before; it was pretty nice from what you remembered.
"Great! Then let's get going already!" Mad Mew Mew grabbed you with her glove designed to look like a cat paw and dragged you outside neck-first. "Goodbye, weird girl whose sink I was living under! I'm off on a hot date!"
"What!?" Papyrus gasped in pure shock as she spun around from her (weirdly colorful) pot of oatmeal she was making. Though, weirdly, the sudden appearance of the catgirl was not what shocked her. "You're going on a date… without me!?"
"Well, yeah… that's generally how dates happen; you don't go unless you're invited, and we're not inviting you," Mad Mew Mew explained dryly with her gloved hand still around your neck.
"Oh! Well then, have fun you crazy kids!" Papyrus said with a happy wave. "Don't do anything I wouldn't do with a femur, and be sure to be back by 10 AM or I'll start to miss you both."
"But you just met me," Mew Mew pointed out.
"My point still stands," said Papyrus.
"Fine, we'll be back by then. Just don't expect to get too many leftovers!" Mew Mew grumbled as she walked outside with you. She also slammed the door in a pretty harsh way, but she was a magical girl now, so rainbows shot out from the cracks that formed in the doorframe.
Mew Mew then dragged you into a nearby igloo and, one short trip underground later, you were both standing outside Catherine's store. It was just as serene and as peaceful as you had left it, and you guessed by the smell in the air that she had just finished baking a fresh batch of sweets.
"Finally! Let's break this body in so hard that it snaps in half!" Mad Mew Mew declared before her torso literally fell off. "Er, figuratively. This falling apart stuff is actually getting rather annoying."
You helped her put herself back together again and she held open the door for you.
"Er… humans first?" she offered awkwardly.
You weren't really sure about how well-placed that chivalry was, but you just shrugged and went in anyway.
"Oh, why hello there, sweetheart! It's so nice to see you again!" Catherine greeted with her usual muted pep in her step. "I haven't seen you in what feels like an age. How have you been?"
How you've always been - trying to escape this strange, magical land while trying to avoid being raped and pretending like this craziness wasn't going to affect you for life. You know, the usual.
"Well, it's good to see that you have a good sense of humor, at least! When you live down here as long as most of us have, you learn that's one of the only ways you can get through the day." She let out a short laugh. "Now, what can I do for you today?"
"Hello, miss!" your mad friend abruptly cut in. "My name is Mew Mew, and I am a perfectly normal monster d-, I mean monster. Just monster! And I'll tell you exactly what you can do for us! Get me and my date a table and something to eat, so we can enjoy our time together!"
"Huh? A date?" Catherine blinked at you both in surprise. "Well, we're actually more of a grocery store than a cafe, but I suppose there wouldn't be any harm in letting you two spend a little time together. Here, let me get you a table!"
She then pushed out a child-sized (for monsters, anyway - it was normal for you) plastic table into the middle of the grocery store near the cash register and added two chairs.
"Here - on the house!" Catherine offered as she placed two fresh cinnamon bunnies on the table.
"Thank you, miss bunny! This is sure to start our date off on the right foot!" Mad Mew Mew said before picking up the sugary bread to eat it. Of course, she didn't actually have any sort of throat, or real digestive system to speak of, so she just sort of shoved it against her mouth-hole until the bunny was merely crumbs all over the ground. You decided not to ruin her enthusiasm by pointing that out, though, and just took a tiny bite from your bunny instead.
"Alright, now that we have finished eating and have thoroughly filled ourselves, what shall we do next on our date?" Mad Mew Mew asked.
You shrugged, unsure, and pointed out that she was the one who asked you on this date to begin with. Shouldn't she be the one to come up with the ideas?
"Yes, well… unfortunately, I didn't go on too many dates before I found this body," she replied as Mew Mew's surprisingly realistic sweat glands activated. "I've seen my cousins go on dates before, though. One of them was… well, exciting, but also not something I think you'd enjoy. There were a lot of trivia questions, battles using giant inflatable spoons, obstacle courses…"
You sweatily agreed with Mew Mew that those didn't sound like very good date ideas, and asked her if she could think of something quieter you could do instead.
"Hmm? Something quieter? Er, yeah, I can do that…" She began to sweat again as she tried to think of any other date ideas. "Oh, I know! I've seen Undyne play video games featuring the character my body is based off, and in those they went on dates all the time!"
Alright, you would bite. What exactly were those 'dates' like?
"Well, mostly it involved handing whichever girl Mew Mew was talking to gifts over and over again until a bar filled up, at which point she'd play a mini-game featuring a bunch of sliding colored circles. So, why don't we try that?" Mad Mew Mew then pulled up her shirt and revealed that she had an analog version of the minigame, featuring beads, built into the spot where her stomach should have been. "I can even make the sound effects if you want! Though, I might need a calculator if you also want me to keep score."
You slammed the palm of your hand into your face so hard you were surprised you didn't slap your own brain out of your skull to join your disembodied heart in the air. Then, becoming more serious, you placed a hand onto Mad Mew Mew's shoulder and explained to her that dates aren't about mini-games, or beads, or whatever. Dates were about doing a shared activity that all parties enjoy doing in order to get closer together. So, if she really wanted the date to be a success, and for her body to be properly 'broken in', then she was going to have to find a way to have fun together.
"Together, eh? Hmm, this might be even tougher than Alpha mode… but I can give it a shot." Mad Mew Mew lowered her shirt and sat back down. "So, how exactly do we get started?"
Well, the first step, now that you had both finished your 'meals', would be to head outside and enjoy the chilly weather. After all, you're both in Snowdin! It would be a shame not to take advantage of all the snow.
"The snow?" Mad Mew Mew looked outside through the store window at the lightly falling flakes. "Huh… to be perfectly honest, I didn't realize that you could have fun in that stuff. Whenever I passed through Snowdin in the past, people were usually just walking over it or shoveling it out of the way."
You were initially shocked by this revelation, but on reflection you could hardly blame her. After all, being a pale ghost that could barely touch solid objects would make having a snowball fight hard for a wide variety of reasons. But today, that was going to change for her!
"See you later, you two!" Catherine called out after you as you led your date back outside. "Let me know if you need anything else!"
Once outside, you quickly got to work showing your date the wonders of snow. Your first instinct was to make a snowman/monster, but then you remembered that those were apparently sometimes sentient in this kingdom, so you decided to keep your art a bit more abstract instead. Grabbing handfuls of the white puffy flakes, you began to mold something as beautiful and unique as any individual snowflake.
A giant cup of coffee with a dollop of cream shaped like a bunny.
"Alright, I think that's everything!" Mad Mew Mew said as she jumped down from the top of the snow statue with you. "Phew… that was a lot of very meticulous work, but it certainly gave my new body a workout!" She wiped the sweat that had gathered on her forehead. "Hey, wait a second… sweat?"
Mad Mew Mew gasped at the perspiration on her hand and showed it to you. "Do you know what this means?"
That… it doesn't make sense why she'd be sweating when it's so dreadfully cold out?
"Yes! But it also means that I'm starting to bond with my body!" Mew Mew wrapped a triumphant arm around your shoulder. "Oh, we're making great progress! Quick, what's something else that people do to have fun in the snow?"
Well, there was one really big thing that you could think of, but you weren't sure she was going to like it.
"Like it!? Does it really matter whether or not I like it? I just need the date to keep going so I can continue to fuse with my body!" Mew Mew snapped.
You let out a playful, half-exaggerated half-sincere whine and asked her if she really disliked dating you that much.
"W-what!? No, you idiot!" Mad Mew Mew hit you over the head with an inconveniently-placed wash pan. "Okay, maybe I put that a little… harshly. I do care about what we do, but if it's with you… I promise that I'll enjoy it!"
Really? Was she sure about that?
"Of course!" she replied. "Let me have it!"
You responded by throwing a snowball directly into her face at point-blank range, sending her head flying off her body and into a nearby bush.
"Hey! What was that for!?" the head shouted as it bounced up and down on the bush branches in rage.
You just shrugged your shoulders and reminded her that she asked for it.
"Oh, I see how it is… fine!" Her head floated back towards her body but did not land on her shoulders. Instead, the body began to float too, as well as dozens and dozens of snowballs gathered from the ground all around you. "If that's how you want to play… then prepare to face my Pretty Ice-Prism Power Attack!"
Staring at the mass of snow surrounding you, you began to suspect that prank might not have been one of the most thought-out actions you've taken. Fortunately, though, this was a magical girl attack, which meant that it had to charge up, which gave you and your soul plenty of time to start running.
"Wait! Get back here, you non-articulated joint!" Mad Mew Mew shouted as she began chasing you, snowballs flying through the air in their attempts to hit you. "If you think that I'm just going to let you hit-and-run like a bad OVA, you've got another thing coming!"
You don't respond and just continue dashing through the streets of Snowdin, gracefully dodging from left to right as you avoided the high-velocity snowballs barreling down on you. This was made even harder by the fact that the residents of Snowdin were all still out and about, smiling nostalgically as they watched you play, as they seemed to absolutely refuse to get out of the way of your escape.
"Nyahahaha! I'm starting to realize why people throw these more often than knives! The supply is endless, and the thrill of tossing them is just so exhilarating!" Mew Mew laughed maniacally, now so close behind you that you could almost swear you could feel her breath on your neck. "Keep running if you want, I've got much more where that came from!"
Realizing that you weren't going to get anywhere without a counter attack, you decide to duck behind the one thing you knew that she wouldn't fire upon; the snow statue that you had made together.
"Gasp! You fiend!" Mad Mew Mew gasped as the snowballs finally stopped. "Hiding behind a hostage that's so cute!? Even I would never sink that low!"
You snickered at your own cleverness and quickly began gathering up as much snow as you could, preparing to launch a blizzard blitz so massive, it would go down in history. But then, right when you jumped around the corner to unleash your deadly fury, you found that Mad Mew Mew was nowhere to be seen.
"Looking for someone?" You glanced up and saw that Mew Mew, using her ghost powers, was now hovering directly over you. This, of course, gave you a perfect view of her white panties, but you couldn't really enjoy that since your vision was immediately filled up by the massive pile of snow that she immediately dumped on top of you.
"Ahahah! Victory is, at long last, finally mine!" Mew Mew chortled as she landed on top of your buried, crumpled body and did a short dance and pose. Ever the humble human, you were quick to congratulate her on her win, and then even more quick to politely request that she get off from on top of you so you could start breathing again.
"Yes, yes, of course - I know I'd hate to be in that position," Mew Mew replied. "Hey wait a second… I'm breathing! Ahahah! Yes yes yes yes yes! I'm almost completely bonded now, I can feel it! We have to just keep going a little longer!"
You tried to point out that you still couldn't breathe, but thankfully Mew Mew had finally decided to dig you out of your snowy grave by herself.
"Come on, human! I'm so close to fusing to my body, that I can almost taste my real form!" She licked the back of her hand like a cat to emphasize her point. "What date activity should we do next? Perhaps some blizzard poker, or snow slots?"
Actually, as fun as betting your precious G on silly snow games sounded, you were starting to get a little sick of the cold and were losing feeling in your fingers and toes. If it was okay with her, you'd much rather spend the rest of your date together inside.
"Inside? Yes, I suppose it would be a shame to have icicles start to form over my new body." Mad Mew Mew removed her head and shook out some of the ice cubes that had started to form inside it. "Very well - I am open to your suggestions, as long as they have enough 'fun' to finish my metaphorical fusion dance!"
You put your hand on your chin for a moment and thought about what the best place to do that would be somewhere that she could put her biggest asset to the best use.
"My voice?" Mad Mew Mew asked as you both entered into the basement of Snowdrake's Comedy Cabin in the middle of the woods (she named it that to make it seem slightly less depressing). "You think that my biggest asset is my voice?"
You nodded and told her that of course it was. After all, no matter what body she had, or even if she didn't have a body at all, she always had her voice always stuck with her. Not to mention, it was so forceful and loud that it was one of the first things (besides rage and knives) that you thought of when you thought about her.
"Oh. That's… actually kind of sweet I guess?" she replied. "Though, I don't appreciate being called noisy!"
"Alright, you both get half an hour in here," Snowdrake explained as she turned on the lights of the basement and revealed an old karaoke machine sitting on a small coffee table in front of a red couch. "Ask for an extension before you overstay your time, or else you'll be getting a cold shoulder from me in the future, okay?"
You laughed at her joke in spite of (and, indeed, partly because of) its mediocrity and patted Snowy on the shoulder as a show of thanks. You then sat down on the couch and took a look at the song selection that was available. A lot of them you didn't recognize since they were monster songs, obviously, but you eventually managed to find a few rock songs that were classics both above and below the surface.
"Alright, so you just… sing with the lyrics that show up on screen, right?" Mad Mew Mew picked up the microphone and tapped it curiously, causing feedback to echo through the room. "That shouldn't be too hard, especially for me! This body might not have been able to do much before I got into it, but it could definitely sing!"
She pressed a button that was hidden on her back with her own tail and a short snippet of an anime song played out of a speaker in her chest.
"Now, let's get started! A one! A two! A three!" Mew Mew gripped the microphone hard in her hands and began to scream, making the whole cabin shake with her powerful voice. She did a pretty good job at sticking close to the actual lyrics of the song at first, but then her madness started to shine through as she just started screaming and eventually ranting about how much she hated things like grocery stores and her strained relationship with her cousins.
"Ah… ah… ah…" Panting, Mew Mew wiped the sweat from her forehead and lowered the microphone at least, several minutes after the song had actually ended. "So; how was that?"
You gave her a thumbs-up and told her that her vocals would make any magical girl idol proud.
"Heh… thank you, thank you!" Mad Mew Mew bowed a few times, and, impressively, her head didn't even fall off this time. "I wish my cousin was here to see this; they'd probably blow a circuit from the sheer magnificence of my performance!" She laughed a few more times before handing you the microphone. "Here - I believe that it is your turn."
You smiled and turned the dial on the karaoke machine to select the next song. A few moments later and a soft love song began to play over the old speakers, the lighting in the room changing to a soft pink to fit the mood.
"Eh? W-what are you doing?" Mad Mew Mew began to sweat a little again. "This song is a bit on the… romantic side, isn't it?"
Well, yeah. Of course it was. This was a date, wasn't it?
"O-oh, yeah. I almost forgot that." Mad Mew Mew stretched the neck of her collar to let out some steam. "To be honest, we were having so much fun that I almost forgot."
You asked her if the dates she went on weren't normally fun.
"Well, I mean… they're fun in a way I guess," she replied. "They usually involve me just standing there as spears are chucked at me, though. I'm a great pincushion!"
You thought that sounded a bit more like target practice than an actual date, but you didn't tell her that. Instead, you just climbed into her lap with the microphone and told her that you were hoping to stick her with a spear of her own that day. And you were pretty sure when you were done, she'd be completely fused with her body… or you'd wind up accidentally breaking it permanently. You gave it about a 50/50 chance honestly.
"Heh, I'll take those odds!" Mew Mew said with a smirk as she put her hands onto your hips. "Go ahead and sing, you weird little human person! Serenade me with your doki-doki beats!"
You smirked back and finally began singing the song. The lyrics were on display on the karaoke machine behind you, of course, but you knew this song by heart (literally - your soul was beating in perfect time with the music) so you didn't need to work. Instead, you focused on trying to excite Mad Mew Mew, showing off the moves the Moldsmals taught you as you rubbed your hands across her body. You honestly didn't have much experience in singing aside from an old merit-badge when you were a kid, but that didn't seem to matter to your date. With each passing second, you could feel the spark between you grow warmer and warmer until… it burst into flames with a kiss!
You had to admit, this was already way better than the last time you were with Mad Mew Mew/Dummy. Her mouth was much softer and 'realistic', reacting passionately to your lips and your tongue as you began to sing the song together instead of just by yourself. As the kiss deepened, you reached for her top and tore it open, not caring that it was a limited collector's edition, to expose her breasts. By now, she had fused enough with her body that instead of being hard plastic, she was soft, warm, and pliable, and she moaned as you pinched her nipples and massaged her sweet spots.
Not one to be outdone, Mad Mew Mew began tearing off your clothes as well, casting a spell with her heart-shaped wand that caused them to turn into sparkling red ribbons and slide off your body. You were impressed, but you hoped that they wouldn't stay that way; some of those clothing items had serious lore implications to them.
"Oh, don't worry, they'll be fine!" Mew Mew said as she pushed you back a little and straddled your lap. This sandwiched your cock hard between your lower bodies, her pussy leaking onto your shaft as she ground her clit hard against it. "Now get inside me already, and show me what the best parts of having a real body are really like!"
With that, she lifted herself up and then slammed herself down onto your cock, her squeezing cunt sheathing your entire length in one swift motion. You were tempted to ask if this was the result of her reaching a high level of fusion with her new body or if the pussy was always there, but you had a feeling that you didn't want to know the answer.
"Y-yes… now this… is what a date should be!" Mew Mew said with a shudder, drooling a little onto your face as she savored the sensation of your cock stretching her walls. "I mean, don't get me wrong, the other stuff was fun too, but this… this is where the real action is!"
Mew Mew then placed her hands on your shoulders and began to bounce as hard and as fast as she could, slapping her hips against yours again and again as her moans began to drown out the music. To say that she was animalistic was an understatement, as she rutted herself on your cock without any regard for your pleasure or even comfort. All she seemed to think about was forcing your cock as deep inside her as possible. Grabbing onto her ass, you asked Mew Mew to consider slowing down a little.
"What's the matter? C-can't keep up with a normal girl?" Mew Mew asked hastily as she breathed against your neck.
You scoffed and asked if this was really how a normal girl acted.
"Of course!" She slammed her hips down extra hard for emphasis. "Haven't you ever seen a pretty girl fuck like her life depended on it? To thrust herself so hard that her body is literally at risk of falling apart? To occasionally turn her head around 270 degrees while riding dick to make sure that we still have time on our clock to keep going?" she asked over the growing sound of your hips slapping together. "It's absolutely normal for girls to do that is what I'm saying."
You supposed that was pretty normal compared to what most of the other girls in The Underground could do, so you were in no place to argue. There was certainly no denying that she was pretty too, even with the occasional head-twisting.
"Of course I am - there's a reason that I chose this body!" she replied pridefully as she took a moment to sashay her hips from side to side. "I mean, aside from the fact that it was held captive by a science nerd, but still! Once I'm fully bonded, there's no way that anyone will be able to deny my beauty!"
You tried to say something about how 'true beauty lies on the inside' but, after having met Mew Mew as Mad Dummy, you weren't entirely sure if that was true in this case. So, instead, you just grabbed onto her ass and squeezed as you told her that you looked forward to seeing her use her 'magical girl charm' all around the kingdom.
"Yes… it's going to be perfect! All will either love my cuteness or fall to despair!" she declared, starting her thrusts again with the help of your hands. "But that's not going to happen unless we properly break this body in, though! And right now… I can tell you're not giving it your all!"
You sweated a little at that. Yes, it was true that you were holding back a little, but humans were a lot stronger than monsters were, and you didn't want to risk ruining her beautiful new body.
"Please; as if a few broken bits could compare to how dreadfully I'd feel if I failed to merge!" she replied before kissing you, her tongue violently 'punishing' your mouth for saying something so stupid. "Do you feel that extra rubbery squish whenever you hilt inside me? That's my womb, and it really is made of rubber! I won't be real until it turns real, so we need to kick things up a notch on this date! Break me in or break me; whichever happens first!"
You were somewhat reluctant to agree to such a request, but who were you to tell a girl what her pussy could or could not take? So, you gripped her ass again and pushed your whole body forward, forcing Mew Mew onto her back as you began to really thrust into her. You could hear the remaining plastic and metal in her body squeak a little alongside the joints of the couch shaking underneath you, which concerned you a little, but not nearly enough to start slowing down at this point. She wanted you to wring as much pleasure out of her as you possibly could, after all, and that was exactly what you were going to do.
"Nyaah! Th-that's more like it!" Mew Mew clawed at your back with her paw-shaped gloves and bit her bottom lip as you continued to rock her new body. The sensation of your cock thrusting and pulsing inside her was slowly starting to overwhelm her; pleasure and pain, comfort and discomfort, strain and relaxation all mixed inside to create a whirlwind of ecstasy that swirled inside her mind, and she was growing more addicted to it by the second.
"Yes! That's it! Keep going harder, you beautiful sexy beast, mew! Break me!" Mad Mew Mew screamed as her tongue began to hang out of her mouth. "B-but not literally, because that would kind of suck!"
You responded by doing something that you suspected a cat girl might like; biting her roughly on the shoulder.
"Gaaah! F-fuck! I don't know why, but that really turned me on!" Mad Mew Mew mewled, nibbling on your neck as you both strained the couch so much you half expected it to game-over any second now. "I-I'm starting to get close, but… let's not slow down yet! Sh-show me what else you can do, mew!"
Nodding, you shifted your position so that Mew Mew was lying on her side and you were using her right leg as leverage to thrust your cock even deeper. This caused her to drool a little onto the couch as her ears twitched adorably with every thrust. Then, to spice things up even more, you laid her flat onto her stomach and prone-boned her, putting every ounce of your strength into pounding your cock down into her while her pink tail wrapped around your leg in a long spiral. You considered switching to yet another position, but after one particularly tight squeeze of her hot walls around your cock, you realized that there was no time for that now.
"E-eh? You're getting close to cumming, human?" Mad Mew Mew gasped. "Th-then go ahead, finish me! Finish my magical girl transformation, and make me… a real monster girl! Meeeewwww!"
You gave the doll girl a few more, powerful thrusts before hilting inside and unloading everything you had, battering her womb in an ocean of semen and filling her with a warm, tingly sensation.
"F-fuck… I know magical girls aren't really supposed to swear, but god damn, that was incredible!" She let out another long moan as you slid out of her and let your semen flow out of her onto the fabric of the couch. "You really know how to use that thing! Plus, that tingly sensation afterwards… huh? Tingling sensation?"
Mew Mew prodded the area just over her groin for a few moments before it suddenly started glowing, at which point a pink womb tattoo appeared on her (very real) skin.
"Ah! I did it! My womb's real!" Mew Mew gasped and pulled you into a powerful hug. "Do you know what this means?"
That there was a good chance she was knocked up?
"What? Oh, no, I don't actually want a kid with you. It means I'm a real girl! Hooray!" she replied, morphing finally from Mad Mew Mew… to Glad Mew Mew.
So happy she was with this revelation that she jumped for joy, only to find out that she now lost her ability to fly like a ghost and crashed directly into the karaoke machine.
"Uh oh! That doesn't sound like icicles falling!" Snow Drake shouted somewhere outside the basement before running inside. "You snow leopards alright in here?"
"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine… just discovering what real head trauma is like for the first time," Glad Mew Mew said as she peeled herself up off the ground and began putting her clothes back on. "You can cancel the rest of our time if we have any left, though; it's about time I got going!"
Wait, what? She wasn't going to stick around at all to celebrate or something?
"Fuck no! Of course not!" she replied. "You see, I might have had a bit of an alternate motive for fusing with this body, mew. You see, by becoming a living, breathing Mew Mew, I'll have finally achieved what my love, Undyne, has always wanted. I have made anime… real!"
Glad Mew Mew picked up her wand and drew a heart made of rainbows in the air.
"Now, she'll have no choice but to finally pay attention to me! We'll go on dates that don't just involve getting spears chucked at me! Then we'll get married, have a few kids of our own, name them all after her favorite shonen protagonists… it's going to be wonderful!"
You were a little offended that the trans girl whose dreams you helped realize was so ungrateful, but you still wished her luck on this new romantic journey. Though, you also added that you hoped that she wouldn't get too angry if Undyne turned her down.
"What? You think I'd act out in anger if she did that? No!" Mew Mew raised her wand and blasted your soul with a powerful energy blast. "I will respect her choices!" Yet another blast hit your soul, sending you tumbling to the ground in paralysis. "And support whatever relationships she decides to have!" For the final blow, she slapped your soul with her wand like it was a baseball bat and sent it bouncing around the room like a ping pong ball. "There! I hope you learned your lesson."
Yeah… that anime should have remained fake. Or, at least, that was the only lesson you could think of as you laid there in pain on the floor.
"Good! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a house by the riverside to go visit." With that, Mew Mew turned and left, leaving you alone with Snow Drake.
"Wow… it looks like you're frozen harder than a popsicle, huh?" The bird girl asked as she poked you with one of her feet. "I guess you won't be moving for a little bit, huh?"
You would have nodded, but your energy was so drained at that point you couldn't even manage that.
"Well, don't worry; even if you move slower than a glacier, I'll stick to you like a tongue on a metal pole until you're better!" Snow Drake proclaimed, which was followed by some awkward silence. "So… wanna hear my comedy CD? Don't do anything for 'yes'."
It was then that you realized that hell really could freeze over… at least, it would if her chilling puns were elaborated on. As it stands, this is the end of your journey. Once this narration terminates, you'll be back where you were before you entered that door. Will you continue progressing through New Home? Perhaps you'll find yourself following a story about mushrooms, or somewhere entirely different like a protagonist operating on video game logic or an immortal 10-year-old who's been betrayed by his compatriots? Or maybe doing literally anything else because you have a life? Who can say? Only you can determine that. As a narrator, all I can conclusively say is that this is…
THE END.