This is my first Stephanie Plum story and was motivated by a prompt from Facebook. I followed an Elyse Meyer format of a TikTok video. I didn't do any research just did from memory. Be gentle.

How wasn't I Wonder Woman today? I am glad you asked. Today I went after my on again off again boyfriend's Uncle. He is the favorite of everyone in the Burg where I grew up in. Everywhere I asked about him. I was warned to leave him alone. I thought about giving up and letting him go, but the rent was due and Rex needed his cruchies. Besides, I was Wonder Woman. Would Dianna give up? No way! I would get my invisible jet yet.

I found him and his goons grabbed me and threw me in the trunk. Yes, I have been in trunks enough times to know what to do, but they must have stunned me because next thing I knew they were taking me out and tying me to a cement block. Not a good thing. I noticed the river and the bridge. It was too cold to go swimming but they didn't care. They threw me over, but I got caught. Not sure where all the swearing and yelling was coming from, it might have been me. Ok it was definitely partly me. They cut me loose and down I went. Yup you guessed it, the water was freezing. I would say my life flashed before my eyes and visions of loved ones and stuff like that. Nope, Hollywood lied. All I felt was cold, thought was cold. So cold.

Then I was grabbed and drug to the surface and soon we were on the shore. I heard us both gasping for breath and turned to see Batman laying beside me.

So I may not have been Wonder Woman yet but I am ok being rescued by Batman. Thank you.