"What the-?" Rean Schwarzer gasped.

It was like a portal had opened in front of their eyes, a perfect picture viewing of Heimdallr plaza. Osborne could be seen in the middle of his speech.

"Isn't that the plaza in Heimdallr?" Alisa asked rhetorically.

Class VII watched with bated breath as a big magic portal materialized in their classroom. The shocked cries coming from the other classrooms indicated they had similar occurrences. Their experience with the old clubhouse had already opened their eyes to the mysterious magical possibilities hidden from the public eye but it was still a shocking experience.

Celine hissed. Emma's eyes narrowed. Unlike the rest of the class, she knew the exact mechanics behind the phenomenon before them.

Suddenly a figure appeared before them. The class gasped.

"""""""Crow?!"""""""

There he was, Crow Armburst, dressed in C's outfit: a black cape, black outfit, and dual saber. Without any time to process the shocking plot twist, Crow began speaking.

"I've come to make an announcement, Giliath Osborne is a bitch ass motherfucker!"

His voice rang on the radio. The crude language wasn't unusual coming from Crow's mouth. He was the same guy that wrote "Tit bouncing physics" on a costume order after all. The shocking part came from the fact he was terrorist working with Emma's long-lost sister.

"He pissed on my fucking grandpa! That's right! He took his reformist fuckin' blood and iron dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING grandfather, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting."

"Didn't Crow say his hometown was Jurai?" Elliot pondered.

"Yeah, from what I remember. The previous mayor of Jurai was allegedly the culprit of a bridge bombing that occurred 8 years ago which lead to him stepping down and Chancellor Osborne turning the city into a special zone. Although the evidence was incredibly dubious and he only stepped down due to public backlash." Machias spoke his thoughts out loud as if he was putting together a puzzle.

"That would explain C's motivation," Sara said out loud.

"Having your home invaded and changed would be a frightening experience..." Gauis pondered, wondering if he'd turn out the same if Erebonia or Calvard ever invaded the Nord Highlands.

"So I'm making a callout post on the Orbal net. Giliath Osborne, you got a small dick!"

Crow pulled a walnut out of his pocket for dramatic effect.

"It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller!"

The Imperial Liberation Front laughed at the dissed. The citizens in Heimdallr finally noticed the albino man and gathered around in a crowd while the Railroad Military Police ran towards his location. Osborne was escorted off the premises, but a certain terrorist wouldn't let him leave just yet.

"And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. HEED MY CALL ORDINE!"

A giant azure knight flew from the sky and landed on the crowded streets of Heimdallr. Class VII gasped. Emma and Celine in particular were floored. Right under their nose was an Awakener who already was contracted with a Divine Knight.

"It's just like that ashen knight we found in the clubhouse." Rean realized.

"Ordine, the azure knight from ancient legend." Emma recalled the tales her grandmother taught her "I can't believe Crow of all people was his Awakener."

Crow disappeared in a blue flash of light and floated inside Ordine's chest. The Divine Knight positioned the giant double saber as if it was his genitalia.

"That's right, baby. Tall points, no blood, no iron, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong."

Towa facepalmed. George sighed.

Class VII had a mixture of reactions over Crow's immaturity. This was the leader of the Imperial Liberation Front? The mastermind behind several terrorist attacks? The Awakener of the Azure Knight?

"He fucked my grandpa, so guess what I'm gonna fuck the empire-"

Ordine started to spin the double sabers, his aura circled through the weapon. Creating a red whirlwind on top of Ordine's crouch. Osborne was inside an RMP getaway car and driving out of Heimdallr.

"That's right, this is what you get! My REBELLION LASER PISS!"

An x-shaped bream of red erupted from Ordin'e crouch and traveled across the capital, streaking across like a shooting star.

"Except I'm not gonna piss on the empire. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the CHANCELLOOOOOR!"

With perfect accuracy, the laser evaporated Osborne's getaway car in a giant explosion.

Claire cried, tears streaming down her face "YOUR EXCELLENCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

"How do you like that EUGENT? I PISSED ON YOUR FUCKING CHANCELLOR YOU IDIOT!"

Ordine's wings blazed with blue energy and as if sensing his viewers, he turned to face Class VII.

"You have twenty-three hours before the piss DR-O-O-O-O-O-PLETS hit the rest of the Erebonian fucking empire! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"

The projection ended and disappeared like smoke being blown away.

Completely and utter silence filled the room. No one in Class VII could formulate a proper response to the nonsense they witnessed. What was even worse was the realization that some historians would no doubt have to chronicle every single thing Crow said and teach it to future Erebonian citizens. It would be very difficult to explain in 50 years how the previous Imperial Chancellor was assassinated with juvenile humor.

The mood was broken when Millium opened her mouth "Whoah Crow was really pissed off huh guys?"

The students and teacher sighed. As immature as it was, Crow's actions caused a civil war that will no doubt drag Trista, Celdic, and numerous other cities into the fray. They spent time mentally recovering to prepare for the upcoming war.