12Here's chapter 3 and with aid from beninator5
I do not own the Loud House or Inside Job
"So, it actually worked?" asked Lisa as she was on a laptop talking to Lincoln, Lucy and Lily.
"Yep," said Lucy, "JR accepted the bride and now me and Lily can go with Lincoln and Aunt Regan to work."
"I am torn by this," said Lisa, "Especially given what you said about the Robot President."
"You mean Robotus?" asked Lincoln.
"That's the name Aunt Regan came up with?" asked Lisa.
"And she gave us this secure line so we can talk," said Lincoln.
"Touche," said Lisa.
"Yep, we survived Armageddon and Aunt Regan might actually get along with Brett." Lincoln said.
"Not to mention you three are still having adventures here it's 50% cleaning cat litter and 50% scrubbing bunions." Lisa said.
"Sorry Lisa, but hey you're a Loud. Something is bound to happen to you soon," said Lincoln hopefully as Lucy and Lily smiled.
"I guess you're right," said Lisa.
"Lincoln! Lucy! Lily! Time to go!" shouted Regan.
"Coming!" they shouted, "We'll talk to you later Lisa."
"Bye and pray for me," said Lisa as she put on a hazmat suit.
"We always do," they all said as they hung up.
(Cognito Inc.)
When Lucy and Lily exited the elevator, they looked around in awe and wonder at everything they saw. Regan eventually took off and left Lincoln to give Lucy and Lily the tour, though Lincoln and Lucy were suspicious of that.
"Well, this is the main hall," said Lincoln as he carried Lily while Lucy followed behind, "Where all the departments mingle."
"Are those reptoids?" asked Lucy.
"Yep." Lincoln said.
"Lizards funny," Lily said.
"Have you encountered any vampires?" Lucy asked.
"So far no." Lincoln said.
"Dang it," said Lucy sadly.
"Sorry, the closet we have here is the blood sacrifices that raises stock or lowers it," said Lincoln.
"Okay, that is too creepy even for me," said Lucy as Lily nodded.
"Okay, then how about I just take you to the convenient store," said Lincoln.
"This place as a convenient store?" asked Lucy as Lily tilted her head in confusion.
"Yeah, it's called nine eleven." Lincoln said, "I know very controversial name."
At the convenient store Lucy purchased a bag of red jellybeans and a cherry slushy. While Lincoln bought Lily some teething biscuits and a green apple slushy.
"Poorly named, but good merchandise," said Lucy.
"Agreed," said Lincoln.
They continued to walk by seeing a lot of reptoids, talking easter island heads and even Lucy asked, "Is that bigfoot?"
"Yes," said Lincoln, "And he's the owner of the biggest oil factory in the world."
"And I thought our vacation in Scotland was weird and wild." Lucy said.
"Speaking of Scotland Cognito actually has some agents stationed in loch loud to make sure Lela doesn't burn down Scotland and to keep an eye on Morag." Lincoln said.
"I am so relieved to hear that," said Lucy as Lily nodded.
Lincoln's cellphone beeps, he looks at it and says, "Oh, meeting is about to start let's go."
(Meeting room entrance)
"Hey Brett," said Lincoln as he, Lucy and Lily approached.
"Lincster!" said Brett giving a high five to Lincoln.
"Good morning to you as well," said Lincoln before gesturing to Lucy and Lily, "You remember my sister's Lucy and Lily?"
"Yep." Brett said.
"Hey!" they heard and saw Regan coming up.
"Oh, there she is!" said Brett as he and Regan did friend handshake and both said, "Hey partner!"
'Glad to see Aunt Regan made a friend,' thought Lincoln to himself.
"It's my second week and my third can of Axe body spray," said Brett as he sprayed himself and then started coughing.
"You ok there, Brett?" asked Lucy.
"Yeah, I'm good Luc," said Brett after he stopped coughing, "And are you guys ready carpe that motherfucking diem?!"
"Yeah, I'm ready to make a d-d-difference," said Regan causing Lincoln, Lucy and Lily to look at her in surprise, "Yeah I like that. That's fun. Okay, let's go in there and change the world."
"Wow," whispered Lucy in surprise, "The slang is new, but I don't think I ever saw her this happy unless Mom and Pop Pop were around."
"Yeah." Lincoln said as they entered the room and saw their coworkers being wild.
"Hey, over here!" shouted Glenn as Andre hit a globe bouncing it all over the room until Glenn got and dunked it in a basketball hoop.
"Yeah, you on the endangered species list now, fishman!" said Gina as she blasted paintballs at Glenn.
"Oh God, it's in my blowhole!" said Glenn as he started flopping on the ground, "Dolphanman down!"
"Is it always like this?" sked Lucy and she and Lily looked concerned.
"Not this chaotic at least." Lincoln said.
"What the hell?!" shouted Regan, "This place is a mess!"
"Rae-dog, cut them some slack," said Brett, "We almost got nuked and then they had to go straight into a cover-up."
"I had to implant a subdermal shock collar in the president," said Andre as a screen turned on to show the president.
"Trade is good." The president said as he gets shocked, "Trade is bad."
Glenn scoffs and says, "I had to reheat the Cold War."
"I had to derail a whole news cycle by leaking Prince Charle's nudes," said Gina as Lincoln covered Lucy and Lily's eyes when she turned on the screen, "No one was happy about that."
"I'm not either!" said Lincoln, "Turn it off!"
"Agreed," said Regan before gesturing to all the mess, "And who's going to pay for all this damage?"
"Relax, we have more money than God," Myc chuckled as he handed Regan the globe and the bat.
Regan thought for a moment, as her nephew and nieces looked her, then smiled and said, "Yeah. What's the point of unchecked power if we don't abuse it."
Regan then threw the globe in the air and was prepared to swing and as she did JR came on the big screen and shouted, "We're out of money!"
"And here we go." Lincoln said as Regan hit the globe and sent it flying into the big screen destroying it.
"This will not end well." Lucy said as Regan and Brett looked at each other nervously as Lily just said, "Uh oh."
(JR's office)
Regan, Brett, Lincoln, Lucy and Lily all went to JR's office to see the damage and after they sat down JR said, "We've got a problem."
"Kind of figured since you said we were out of money," said Lincoln with a deadpanned look.
"Not time for sarcasm Lincoln," said JR revealed a Fiscal Deficit chart, showing their annual budget was lower then the money used to pay for the cover ups, "That robot fiasco cost us four billion dollars, and the Shadow Board is not happy."
"I can tell," said Lucy as Lily trembled a bit at the sight of the robes.
"What are you talking about Luce?" asked Brett, "They look all right."
"No, the goth is right!" said JR, "They're frowning under those robes, Brett!"
"So, what's the plan JR?" Lincoln asked.
"Well first Lincoln," said JR as he brought up a video of a vinyl record be slowly turned in reverse, "I'm eliminating the department that puts backwards messages on vinyl records!"
"But the sound is warmer!" moaned Regan, Brett and Lincoln as Lucy looked down sadly and said, "I practiced creepy backward talk for nothing then."
Lily patted Lucy as JR continued by showing a picture of an artistic crop circle before showing a regular one, "And I'm slashing our crop circle budget. No more artsy-fartsy stuff. Just do a big circle and call it a night."
"Well Zach is gonna be disappointed about that." Lincoln said.
"Sacrificing the taunt of one of the best theorist families will have to stop if we need money Lincoln," said JR, "But it's still not enough."
"What else can we do?" asked Lucy.
"I'm glad you asked little goth girl," said JR, "Someone in this office fired and you five have until the end of the week to decide who to ax."
"Please tell me you're talking metaphorically." Lincoln says worried.
"You can go either direction," said JR, "Either way someone is losing their job."
"You got it boss," said Brett standing up and saluting, "You know you can depend on us. We will absolutely, positively, and definitely not let you down-"
(Regan's lab)
Brett's anxiety got to him when the five arrived in Regan's lab and threw up in, well as Regan said, "And that was my tote bag."
"I'm guessing you're don't take firing people well." Lucy said as she patted his back.
"Yep, to me firing is like canceling a good cartoon too soon," Brett said.
"Agreed," said Lincoln as he Lucy and Lily nodded.
"Plus, I'm much more comfortable being fired," said Brett as he turned to look at Regan, "Is that an option?"
"Brett, like Lincoln, Lucy and Lily, you are actually an unpaid intern, so it wouldn't help," said Regan.
Brett was silent for a moment then said, "Well, we get paid in experience, which I am told translates to more dollars down the line."
"You are strangely optimistic." Lucy said.
"Thank you," said Brett as two mechanical arms came down, one to give him a shoulder massage and another to give him hard candy.
Brett accepted the candy, and the other robot hand rubbed his head as Regan said, "Firing isn't personal, okay? It's just part of being a boss."
"The hardest part though," said Lincoln as Lily nodded.
"No, it's the fun part," said Regan standing up and raising her fists in the air, "Where you get to punish the weak!"
Lincoln, Lucy and Lily start to worry about how the gang will react.
"I'm not like you Regan," said Brett sadly as one robot hand went back up, "I physically need people to like me."
"That's why you're a good cop," said Regan, "Don't worry Baby Brett. I can be your Denzel from training days."
"And the three of us we'll be there as well," said Lincoln as he Lucy and Lily smiled.
"Okay," Brett sniffed.
"And they need to know they can trust you," said the robot hand as it pulled out a pipe, "Smoke this PCP."
"Yeah." Lucy says nervously.
"What?" asked Brett.
Just then to the surprise of Brett and the others, the other robot hand pulled out a gun, pointed it at Brett and said, "Man the fuck up and finish that shit. I know you like to get wet dog."
"Aunt Regan!" shouted Lincoln, Lucy and Lily.
"Regan, help!" said Brett, "Tell this thing I never saw Training Day! I turned it off when I realized it wasn't an exercise video."
"This is gonna be a long day." Lincoln said annoyed.
"Sorry," said Regan as she pushed the robot arms away, "These things can be so literal sometimes. All of you just follow my lead today, and do not tell the team."
"Okay, Aunt Regan," said Lincoln, Lucy and Lily as Brett sighed and said, "Okay, consider me a lockbox. D-D-D-D-DJ Lockbox."
'Wonder how long he'll last?' thought Lucy.
(Cafeteria)
The group of five made their way to the cafeteria where the team was eating lunch and Brett soon burst in and shouted, "We have to fire someone!"
"Yeah, maybe someone one the verge of retirement and or death." Lucy said as Brett ran over to a trashcan and threw up.
Everyone gasped as Regan sighed and facepalmed as Gigi said, "Look, skip the part where we pretend this is a hard decision and just fire Myc."
"Hey, fuck you, shoulder pads," said Myc as Lincoln covered Lily's ears, "If I'm going down, I'm taking you all down with me."
"I'm not retiring without a fight!" shouted Glenn as flipped the table and ran over to a button hidden in the breakroom plants, "I know where the weapons are hidden in every room!"
The team started shouting at each other as the weapons appeared on the walls and Lincoln said, "Well that escalated quickly."
"Like the time Leni made you model her new bikini," Lucy said.
Lincoln shudders at that memory and said, "That was embarrassing especially when Leni had me help her tie her top."
(Flashback)
Lincoln was on Leni as he tied her bikini top.
"Hurry up Lincoln I don't want to be late for the-WHOA!" Leni said as she fell backwards.
(End flashback)
"I still have trouble when I see girls in bikinis." Lincoln said.
"Guys, don't freak out," said Regan, "We haven't made a decision yet. Just stay calm and don't go gossip."
"That means you Gigi," said Lincoln.
"Too late I've already alerted everyone on twitter, now known as X, Reddit, go visit the subreddits for both inside job and loud house, and the rest of social media." Gigi said.
"Well, this day just got more fun." Lincoln said sarcastically.
"Let's get going, Lincoln," said Regan as she, Brett, Lucy and Lily left the room.
"Coming," said Lincoln before turning to Myc, "And no phrasing jokes Myc."
"Dang that kid is good," said Myc.
"So where are we going first Aunt Regan?" asked Lucy as Lily looked at Regan as well.
"One of Lincoln's favorite departments," said Regan.
(Video department)
"You have got to be kidding me!" said Lucy as Lily looked in surprise
"Yeah, surprise me as well," said Lincoln.
"Welcome back to film theorist. Tidy we will explore the reason Netflix cancels good cartoons, "MatPat said.
"We also help nostalgia critic and angry video game nerd," Reagan said.
"Wow," Lucy said.
"They do it...to piss people off," said Matpat.
"And cut!" said the Director, "That's a wrap."
"Well done, Mat," said Lincoln.
"Thanks, Linc," said Mat, "So are you here to see me off?"
"Wait, are we choosing to fire him?" asked Lucy as Lily gasped.
"Not sure about that," said Lincoln, "But Mat is retiring."
"Yeah, I'm going to spend more time with my family," Mat said.
"Wishing you the best of luck Mat," Reagan said, "Me and him actually started our careers at Cognito on the same day."
"So, are you going to get your memory wiped?" asked Lincoln.
"No, they might need me to come back," said Mat, "So they're letting me keep my memories."
"Glad to hear," said Lucy as Lily smiled, though Lucy did notice Brett seemed to have a sad smile on his face.
(Hallway)
After checking out the video department, Brett, Regan, Lincoln, Lucy and Lily put on hard hats and rode away on a hover car. They rod down the hall ready to inspect the other department of Cognito.
"Do we really have to continue if Mat is retiring?" asked Lincoln.
"Sorry, but we have a good retirement plan," said Regan, "So it won't reduce much because Mat is leaving."
"Yeah, plus we still have to check in with all the other departments." Lucy said.
Just then Regan's phone rang, she looked at it and sighed causing Lincoln, Lucy and Lily to say, "Grunkle Rand?"
"Yes," Regan groaned as she answered the phone, "What do you want?"
"Daddy needs a new liver, honey," said Rand over the phone.
"Again?" said Lincoln.
"Can you and the kids grab one from the organ lab?" asked Rand, "It's urgent. Also, some booze. Just something to make the new liver feel at home."
"Uh oh," said Lily nervously.
"Sorry Dad, but JR just cut the organ-farming program," said Regan as Lincoln started the countdown from three before pointing to Regan's phone.
"What?" asked Rand angrily and then even heard something shattering in the background of the phone call, "I'm supposed to get all the livers I want in exchange for keeping my mouth shut. It's part of my severance. What the hell am I supposed to do now?"
"I don't know Dad," said Regan as they heard Rand groaning on the phone.
"How about stop drinking?" asked Lucy.
They heard Rand laughed over the phone before groaning and said, "Vampire, this is no time for jokes. My organs can't handle laughter.'
"In that case you should definitely call Luan and let her know how you're doing," said Lincoln sarcastically.
"Don't worry Drunkle I'll personally plan your funeral," Lucy said.
Regan gave a chuckle at that while Rand was heard growling through the phone as Regan said, "Sorry Dad, but if you have a problem then you have to take it up with JR."
Rand went quiet for a moment then hoarsely said, 'Oh I will. I will."
With that Rand hung up the phone and Lincoln said, "Well that will probably lead to something that hopefully we won't get to play a part in."
"Yeah." Lucy said as Lily nodded in agreement.
As they continued going down the hall they passed by many creatures and some guys in hazmat suits Brett said, "Did Jamiroquai design this place? Because this is virtual insanity."
"I asked the same thing," said Lincoln.
"Don't get too attached," said Regan.
"Why?" asked Lily.
"Because we're going to fire someone Lily and this might be the spot," said Lucy.
"Agreed, we need to figure out which employee is the most useless and then..." said Regan before moving a finger across her neck.
"Aunt Regan, don't you think you're overthinking this?" Lucy asked.
"No, not yet at least," said Regan, "Now the next stop is Human-Animal Hybrid Department."
"Aunt Regan!" shouted Lincoln causing Regan to hit the brakes and laying down in front of them were sheep...that we mashed with sheep faces and human faces.
"What the- Goddamn it," said Regan before she pulled out a bullhorn and had Lucy cover Lily's ears, "Wake up, sheeple!"
The 'sheeple' then woke up and a scientist with a Sheperd's crook herded them away as Lucy, "So that is why Grunkle Rand says that?"
"Yeah, shocked me the first time I saw those things," Lincoln said.
"So, what's next?" asked Lucy after she saw Regan check the keep, "And we're really keeping this place?"
"Yes," said Regan, "And next is the clone department."
"Oh no," said Lincoln going wide eyed at that.
"What's wrong Lincoln?" asked Lucy as Lily looked confused as did Brett.
"You'll see," said both Lincoln and Regan.
(Clone department)
"Whoa, I am seeing a lot of redundancies here," said Regan as she looked around as Lincoln just looked nervously at the woman next to them.
She was an orange haired, green eyed woman with glasses and a white lab coat with a light blue shirt, dark blue pants and brown shoes. What really made her stand out was the deranged and crazy look on her face.
"Well, this is a clone lab," said the woman before laughing like crazy before looking at Brett, Lucy and Lily, "Hi, I'm Kate. Just a little clone humor. And here's my clone tumor."
Kate turned her head to show a tumor on the side of her head that had her face and whispered, "Kill me."
Lucy covered Lily's eyes at the sight of the tumor and said, "That is too disturbing even for me."
"Christ, wow," shouted Regan as Brett looked wide eyed.
"So..." Lincoln started trying not to puke, "What exactly is the purpose of this department?"
"Besides defy God," Brett chuckled.
"We keep famous DNA on file for history related conspiracies," said Kate.
"So basically, you can bring people back from the dead?" Lucy asked intrigued.
"In a way," said Kate cackling.
"Cool," said Brett walking forward to see the clones, "Do you have 2Pac?
"Yep," said Kate excitedly, "And 3Pac and 4Pac."
"Thug life," said the 2Pac clone.
"Westside," said the 3Pac clone.
"Good looking out," said the 4Pac clone.
"Amazing," Lincoln said.
"Ooh, it's cold in here," said Brett as he and Lily shivered.
"Exposure to heat makes these things unstable," said Kate.
Just then the heard Regan yelp in shock and saw she had put her hand on a scanner, and it created a clone hand as Lucy said, "Wicked."
"Well looks like we have your DNA now too," said Kate picking up Regan's cloned hand, "Guess I could replace you with a clone in your sleep and no one would ever know."
"Come again?" asked Lincoln.
"Less wicked," said Lucy.
"Oh, kidding! Kidding!" said Kate laughing madly before saying, "Or am I?"
"She isn't," said Kate's tumor as Kate kept laughing.
"Ok," Lincoln said as the group slowly backed away in fear.
(Assassination Department)
"Okay guys, last interview for the day," said Regan as her, Lincoln, Lucy carrying Lily and Brett walked into the Assassination department with Brett carrying some gelatin.
"Finally," said Lucy just then a bullet hit the gelatin and exploded all over them.
Lincoln then rushed over to Lucy and Lily to make sure they were ok when they heard a chuckle and heard, "Sorry lad. Mistook you for a Kennedy. Old habits, I suppose."
"And who are you?" asked Lincoln holding Lucy and Lily close as they turned and saw an old man with a sniper rifle
"Lincoln, you don't know who this is?" asked Brett excitedly, "He's the one who shot JFK."
"Yes, indeed," said the old man, "Grassy Noel Atkison at your service. Got a question, just shoot."
"Why did JFK have to be assassinated?" Lucy asked.
"Well, you see little lady, JFK did adult stuff with the alien from Roswell and got pregnant," said Noel, "Had to shoot him before the eggs hatched, don't you know."
"Ok," Lucy said a bit disturbed, something she never thought she would feel.
"Ah, the elderly truly are our link to history," said Brett.
"That is one way to put it," said Lincoln.
"You haven't had an assignment in a while," said Regan looking at her clipboard, "Is that correct?"
"I suppose old Noel ain't the draw he used to be," said Noel as he picked a scrapbook and opened it, "Assassinations nowadays miss that human connection. Now it's all livestreaming murders on Facebook."
"Or for other people's amusement on those discovery channels." Lucy said.
"Agreed," said Noel.
"I think we've heard enough," said Regan walking away.
"What a nice guy," said Brett.
"Despite almost shooting us I have to agree," said Lincoln as Lily nodded while Lucy followed them.
"He's like a Texas Wisdom Depository," said Brett.
"And I guessing he's the one we're firing?" asked Lincoln.
"More like giving an early retirement to," Lucy says.
(JR's office)
"Grassy Noel Atkinson," said Regan as she threw the file onto JR's desk.
JR picked up the file, read it and asked, "And his salary is?"
"More than yours," said Regan proudly as Brett looked nervous while Lincoln, Lucy and Lily looked indifferent.
"Can his ass," said JR.
Lincoln and Lucy looked at each other nervously and as Lily looks concerned Lincoln says, "Well, let's go tell the others."
(Meeting room)
Regan, Brett, Lincoln, Lucy and Lily enter the room and Glenn, Myc, Gina and Andre approach them while Regan says, "Guys, you will be happy to hear-"
"Regan!" Andre interrupted, "I'm ahead of all my deadlines, and so I started tiding up."
"You what?" asked Lincoln confused as he saw the meeting room.
"It's true what they say, Meth really is the Adderall of cocaines!" said Andre in excitement as he showed them the clean meeting room.
"And I've been working on a little something for Lincoln." Andre said as a pikmin onion appears beside him, "A pikmin onion featuring every pikmin including the shroom pikmin my own creation."
"Uh, thanks Andre," said Lincoln in confusion.
"And I had my makeup team whip up a little youth serum for your skin," said Gigi as she put some of the stuff on Regan's face then held up a mirror.
"Wow, I look like an after photo," said Regan in surprise.
"This is going to go to her head." Lucy said.
"Agreed," said Lincoln as Lily nodded.
"Regan," Myc started after pushing Gigi out of the way, "I've been doing some soul-searching lately and-"
"You mean searching for a soul?" said Regan as Lincoln raised his hand and high fived her.
"Eat my ass bitch...is what the old Myc would've said," said Myc, "But new Myc say, "O Captain! My Captain!""
"This is definitely gonna end badly." Lincoln said.
"Agreed," said both Lucy and Lily.
"And I resolved the Israeli-Palestine conflict," said Glenn before saying, "Uh, but I can put it back if you want."
Brett grabbed Regan's shoulder and guided her away, with Lincoln, Lucy and Lily following and then asked, "What is going on here?"
"They think they're getting fired so they're kissing Aunt Regan's ass," said Lucy.
"I don't think your mom would approve of that but yes they are," said Regan.
"Yeah, me Lucy and lily are going to watch bluey until this whole mess is over and or when you need our help," Lincoln said as he and his sisters left the room to go to the company daycare.
"Okay, have fun guys," said Brett.
(Daycare)
Lincoln, Lucy and Lily enter the room as Lincoln asks, "How bad do you think this will turn out?"
"Very bad." Lucy said.
"Bluey! Bluey!" Lily said wanting to watch bluey, so Lincoln went over turn on the tv.
"Oh, double babysitters my favorite," Lucy said.
"Still surprised by that," said Lincoln
Sometime eventually passed and Lincoln's phone rang, and he saw it was from Lisa, he answered and said, "Hello?"
"Lincoln, how are you and Lucy and Lily doing?" asked Lisa.
"There have been some cutbacks at Cognito inc. and Aunt Regan is about to pull something cliche," said Lincoln.
"Interesting." Lisa said, "Also, mom and dad are safe from prison but can't get back custody of us because of Grunkle Rand."
"Figures," said Lincoln with a deadpan, "But at least they aren't in jail."
"Yes and speaking of Grunkle Rand he has posted a video that seems to be blackmailing to J.R," Lisa said.
"That's probably because they cut the organ farming program," said Lincoln.
"It is a sad loss for both me and Grunkle Ran," said Lucy.
"Yeah," Lisa said, "I wish I got my hands on one before they closed it down."
"So, how is everyone else at the Casagrandes?" asked Lincoln.
"And how about you at Aunt Ruth's?" asked Lucy.
"Everyone at the Casagrandes are ok...as for me it's been a total nightmare," Lisa said as the cats started to attack her ending the call.
"Hope she can survive that," said Lincoln
"Yeah, so back to Bluey?" asked Lucy.
"Yes," said Lincoln as he and Lucy sat down with Lily.
"Man, Bandit would probably not survive with us as his kids," Lincoln said.
"Yeah," Lucy said as Lily nodded.
(A few hours later)
Lincoln, Lucy and Lily were still enjoying Bluey when suddenly the alarm went off shouting, "ALERT. ALERT. BREACH IN CLONE CONTAINMENT UNIT. ALERT."
"Oh no.." Lincoln said as Lucy grabbed Lily.
Lincoln, Lucy and Lily ran out of the room and saw clones of famous people running all over the place. Fighting each other, destroying everything...making buttered toast? They were everywhere.
"Does this usually happen?" asked Lucy.
"We do have crazy days, but this is the first one involving clones," said Lincoln.
"I do declare," A JFK clone said.
"So, what do we do?!" shouted Lucy as Lily got nervous.
"Find Aunt Regan," Lincoln said.
(Hallway)
Lincoln, Lucy and Lily went running around until all three of them ran into Brett and Regan and both Regan and Lincoln, "Guys, the clones are loose!"
"Oh, you already know?" asked Lincoln.
"I released them," Regan said nervously.
"YOU WHAT?!" shouted the Louds.
Lucy then noticed Brett and asked, "Did you know about this?"
"Uh...yes," said Brett nervously.
"WHAT THE" Lincoln starts as he quickly covers Lucy and Lily's ears, "FUCK WERE YOU GUYS THINKING?!"
"I was desperate ok!" Regan said, "Apparently grassy Noel is the most loved guy in the office."
"It gets worse," said Brett as everyone turned to him, "I kind of sort of tried to burn them and have you ever seen Akira?"
"Of course I've seen Akira!" shouted Regan as she grabbed Brett, "Anime is very mainstream right now!"
"While I love to hear that do you mean you basically Tetsuoed the clones?!" asked Lincoln in a panic.
The clone blob appears, and the group starts to run as Lucy says, "This is crazier than Scotland."
"What the shit!" shouted Regan as clone blob continued rampaging through Cognito Inc. crying out, "Furthermore...Er, uh..."
(Office)
Regan, Brett, Lincoln, Lucy and Lily all fled into an office and hid behind a desk as Lincoln spotted a mug that read, 'World's Best Crisis Manager,' and thought, "Ironic.'
"What are we going to do?!" asked Brett in a panic.
"That thing is growing by the minute!" Regan said, "If even a part of it escapes it will level Washington D.C!"
"Er huh...? they suddenly hear and look up to see a JFK clone!
Lily screams in fear before Regan shouts the clone dead and says, "I know a good place to hide, but all of you have to promise that you're not gonna tell anyone."
Lincoln was about to say something before Regan says, "That includes with Lisa!"
"Ok," Lincoln said now nervous.
"You know I can't keep a secret Regan!" said Brett in a panic
"Furthermore..." growled a JFK blob as it slunk passed them.
After it left, Regan, Brett, Lincoln, Lucy and Lily took off running downstairs. Regan put her hand on a scanner and a door with the sign 'restricted area' opened up. They ran inside and saw...Gigi, Myc, Andrea and Glenn looking at them arms folded and a look of disappointment.
"How did you guys get in here?" Regan asked, "This place is fingerprint restricted."
"Talk to your own hand Regan," Gigi said holding the clone hand from earlier.
"I need to destroy that," Regan groaned as she massaged her temple.
"We want answers!" shouted Glenn as he stepped aside to revel...Robotus, "What the hell is this?!"
"What the?!" shouted Lincoln as Lily gasped in fear.
"So that was the evil I felt," said Lucy.
Regan sighed and said, "Team, meet my salvage project. ROBOTUS Version Alpha-Beta."
"So, you kept the robot who tried to kill us?!" Lincoln said.
"Oh, look you've brought the whole family, said Robutus sinisterly before turning on the monitors, "I've been binge-watching you on the surveillance monitors. Love the hijinks, especially since Lucy and Lily joined the cast.
Lucy growled as Lily coward until Robutus laughed said to Glenn, "I'll be honest, I have no idea what you're supposed to be. You're like a fish? It's a meal of a concept, let's be honest."
Lincoln secretly snickered at that as Gigi asked, "Girl, do you seriously keep a robot down here to talk to?"
"Look, I'm letting him live because I believe I can still use his tech," said Regan.
"And I'm letting her live because I haven't conceived of how to get out of here yet," said Robotus.
"Hold up," said Myc as he approached Regan, "You've been bullshitting J.R. and keeping a killer robot around? Seems like you're the one who should get canned."
Everyone started to voice their agreements before they all heard laughing and turned to look at Robotus who said, "That's not me, that's Lincoln."
They turned and looked at Lincoln laughing who said, "You guys have the balls to say that when despite the claim about how adorable Grassy Noel is around here you didn't even offer to go in his place?!"
The gang realized this and looked down in shame as blew a raspberry at them while just said, "Shame."
Just then the building shook as pieces of the celling came falling down as Brett fell down causing Regan to say, "Thanks for defending me kids, but right now we have bigger problems. There is a horrible mutant...no offense Glenn."
"None taken," said Glenn with a shrug.
"That is growing out of control," Regan continued, "And we need to go stop it before it destroys the whole building."
"Agreed," said Lincoln as Lucy and Lily nodded.
"And how are we going to do that?" asked Myc.
"Andre, can you synthesize a chemical compound that can dissolve a giant flesh monster thing?" asked Regan as she started drawing calculations on Robotus's glass.
"If it can kill you, I've made it and sold it to Monsanto," Andre said.
"Of course," Lincoln said with a deadpan.
"And, Glenn, how powerful is that blowhole of yours?" asked Regan as she kept drawing.
"I've been kicked out of several hotel Jacuzzis," said Glenn proudly.
"And you're proud of that?" Lucy said.
"No time to talk Lucy," said Regan, "Because I need you, Lincoln and Lily to take all staff to the safety of the Disney vault."
"What?" asked Lucy confused as Lily titled her head.
"Yeah, we have the Disney vault here," said Lincoln, "It mainly serves as a safe room, but it is full of unreleased Disney films and series."
"Including the controversial song of the south," Gigi said.
"And Myc, you'll be the bait," said Regan.
"Yeah, I will," said Myc but then realized what Regan said, "Wait, what? What'd she say? I never listen to her. Now it's biting me in the ass."
"You had to know this day would come, Myc," said Lincoln, "But can't say you don't deserve it."
"And in case none of you survive I would be honored to write your obituaries," Lucy said.
"Bye Bye," said Lily.
"We just need to get back to the main level without getting crushed by that monster," said Regan.
"There's a service elevator at the end of the hall that hasn't been breached yet," said Robotus and activated his eye and brought up a 3D map, "I have schematics of the whole building, definitely not because I'm planning to escape, so put it out of your head."
"Ok." Lincoln said creeped out a bit as he, Lucy and Lily backed up a bit.
"Okay guys, let's go make some Dead Kennedys," said Regan.
Glenn then hit a button on the wall of the room and six guns came out of wall, he then grabbed one and said, "Lock and Load!"
Andrea, Gigi and Myc and ran up and grabbed a gun as well then ran out of the room with the other following but before they left Regan, Lincoln, Lucy and Lily turned to Robotus and Regan asked, "How do I you're not just leading us into a death trap?"
"You don't," said Robotus sinisterly, "But what choice do you have?"
"He's got us there aunt Reagan," Lucy said.
They flee from the room. Regan's team heads off to take care of the JFK flesh monster, while Lincoln, Lucy and Lily rounded up everyone they could find...except Steve, they left him in his water tank.
(Disney Vault)
"C'mon quick," shouted Lincoln as all Cognito Inc., employees ran inside.
As the last employee went in the vault Lincoln helped Lucy pull the vault close by pulling her by her waist.
"That should do it," said Lincoln.
"How long will we be in here for?" asked Lucy.
"I don't know," said Lincoln.
"Aunt Wegan?" asked Lily in concern.
"She'll be ok Lily...hopefully." Lucy said.
Just then something zoomed by them, while Lucy and Lily flinched, everyone else just stayed in place. The thing then landed to revel it was the magic carpet from Aladdin.
"Huh?" asked Lucy as Lily looked in wonder.
"What are you surprised by?" asked Lincoln, "This is the Disney Vault after all."
"Oh right," Lucy said.
"Okay, everyone," Lincoln said addressing the people inside, "Please enjoy your time here and remember no taping on the glass!"
"Thank you," said a voice before it was revealed to be Walt's head in a jar.
"Wicked," Lucy said noticing the head.
"Now," said Lincoln looking at the crowd holding a DVD, "Who wants to watch Great Mouse Detective?"
"Me!" said Lily.
"I guess it's a good way to kill time," Lucy said.
(Sometime later)
Everyone was watching the great mouse detective unaware that the vault was starting to open. A piece of the JFK blob had escaped a found its way to the Disney vault and since Glenn had written the security system it was about to find its way in.
Everyone was watching the movie, but Lily soon heard the door open. She turned and screamed at the sight of clone. This got everyone's attention as the clone got closer to to them.
"Oh, this is not good," said Lincoln as he backed up holding Lily and Lucy close.
"What are we going to do?!" asked Lucy scared
"Lincoln!" said Lily scared.
Suddenly the clone was shot and fell to the ground. This left everyone confused until they looked at the open door of the Disney vault and saw Grassy Noel and the rest of Regan's team.
"We're saved!" shouted a scientist.
"Kids!" shouted Regan as she ran over to Lincoln, Lucy and Lily, "Are you okay?"
"We're alright Aunt Regan," said Lincoln.
"What happen?" asked Lily.
"And why does Brett have kiss marks on his face?" asked Lucy.
"Long story," Brett said exhausted.
(Regan's house)
"A JFK clone blob?" asked Lisa very confused.
"Yep," said Lincoln.
"And it was to the prove an old man who did one job was still useful?" asked Lisa.
"Yeah." Lincoln said.
"Still, what about the money problem?" asked Lisa.
"Turns out with everything that happened we ended up liquidating the cloning department," said Lincoln.
"I see," Lisa said putting on a hazmat suit, "Well see ya soon. I've got some bunions to take care off," Lisa ends the call lucy sighs.
"At least she doesn't know about Robotus," Lucy said.
"Agreed," said Lincoln as Lily nodded, "Hope those F.R.I.E.N.D.S episodes gilded him over."
"Still a bit iffy on Aunt Regan giving Grunkle Rand those livers," said Lucy.
"Yeah," Lincoln said shivering in discomfort and then said, "We'll have to worry later for now let's get back to work."
Lincoln walked off as Lucy said to Lily, "Well this was one crazy first day."
"Uh-huh," Lily nodded as she and Lucy followed Lincoln.
Finally finished, hope you like it and once again thanks to beninator5 for the help :)