Modern Naruto Chapter 1: Moving to America

Hello Readers! This is a new story idea that I'm trying to make, one where the Naruto characters are in the modern world and they are normal people rather than ninjas in Konoha. I haven't seen too many ideas like this and I'm hoping that you all will provide your support as I write this story.

How I continue with the story is all contingent on the number of reviews I receive on it, so if you want to see it continue, please drop a review.

Anyways, onto the premise.

Premise: Naruto is the youngest of three siblings, him, Menma, and Mito Namikaze. Minato and Kushina were murdered when Menma and Mito were 16 years old and Naruto was 14. They tried to live on their own for a while but unfortunately they couldn't sustain life in Japan without their parents. They received some help from their family friends, but overall they struggled mightily to get by. Menma and Mito were studying to go to the United States for college and they got accepted into the University of Southern California in Los Angeles, so Naruto ended up joining them in Los Angeles.

Airport:

"Alright everyone! We have now safely landed at Los Angeles International Airport, please remain seated with your seatbelts fastened until the flight attendants give you the ok to get up. Once again, on behalf of the crew and myself, we would like to thank you for choosing American Airlines, and have yourselves a wonderful stay in Los Angeles." The captain blared over the intercom.

Naruto was fast asleep in his seat, not hearing the captain announce the landing. He didn't even realize his sister was trying to wake him up for the last 20 minutes.

"NARUTO! WAKE YOUR SLEEPY ASS UP RIGHT NOW!" Mito yelled out.

"5 more minutes mom." Naruto mumbled, clearly not wanting to wake up.

Mito then yanked away Naruto's blanket and pillow, causing the young blonde to snap awake.

"Ugh what the fuck Mito, I was having such a good nap!" Naruto complained.

"Oh quit your whining Naruto, we landed in LA. Get the fuck up right now." Mito scolded. "Also, where's your brother?"

"Probably went to go rail that flight attendant who's been giving him the 'Please fuck me Menma' look all fuckin flight." Naruto groaned. He knew all about his brother's promiscuous reputation and frankly, it was starting to get on his nerves. Nearly everywhere they went as a family they couldn't return because Menma just couldn't keep it in his pants and ended up breaking someone's heart over it.

Mito just groaned and slumped back in her seat, waiting for the flight attendants to give them the all clear to get up. After a long 10 hour flight, all she wanted to do was stretch her legs and get out of the most uncomfortable position in her life. She instead turned to her younger brother.

"So Naruto, are you excited for your new school?" Mito asked.

"I mean sure I guess, it's just another school, what's so special about it anyways?" Naruto asked nonchalantly.

"Oh come on Naruto, at least show a little excitement, we're in goddamn America for fucks sakes, so much opportunity here!" Mito was giddy with excitement.

"America, right, the one country in the world where mentally ill people are allowed to roam the streets instead of being locked in a mental institution." Naruto groaned, taking out his phone and messaging his old friends back in Japan.

Naruto, despite loving his brother and sister dearly, was less than excited for the move to Los Angeles. It meant he had to leave his friends behind and he had to break up with his girlfriend in the process. The breakup wasn't easy on him either, as he spent the week before the move just moping around and doing almost nothing as time drew near to the moving date. His siblings tried everything they could to get him excited about moving to America, but it seemed like their attempts would just be futile.

"Oh come on Naruto, Los Angeles isn't that bad, plus your favorite baseball team plays here remember? So quit being a depressed ass loser for once and try to find the positives about this place." Mito responded, giving Naruto a playful punch in the arm.

"Easy for you and Menma to say, you didn't have to go through the worst breakup of your life and leave behind all of your friends while that horny bastard will probably sleep with his entire school by the time the first semester is done. You guys have actual reasons for coming here, I don't. Also, the Angels play in Anaheim, not Los Angeles." Naruto snorted back.

Now Mito was starting to get pissed off.

"Look Naruto, I know this move is hard for you. But do you really think we would let you stay at home for the rest of your life with everything going on? Mom and dad were targeted by a gang they had no business being part of. We couldn't leave you back in Japan alone. Plus Hinata was never good for you anyways." Mito scolded.

Before Naruto could speak up, Menma finally emerged from the bathroom with the flight attendant wrapped around his neck, some white stuff trickling down her face.

"Fucking hell Menma, you couldn't clean up the girl's face? No one wants to see your cum on her." Naruto groaned.

Menma just chuckled and rubbed the back of his head. "Sorry bro, I got a little carried away. Can you hand me your tissue?" Naruto hands Menma a tissue as he wipes the cum off of the girl's face.

"Can you go anywhere without nailing at least one girl?" Mito groaned as she stood up and grabbed the bags. Before Menma could answer, Mito raised her hand to stop him from talking. "Don't even try to deny it horny bastard. Now put the floozy down and get your shit. I'm not carrying everything back to the house."

Defeated, Menma put down the flight attendant and started grabbing his stuff. Naruto soon followed.

Outside the airport, waiting for the taxi.

Naruto, Menma, and Mito made their way to the front of the airport and sat down on a bench near the pick-up area. Menma had already called a taxi from inside the airport to take them to their new place. While waiting, Naruto decided to take a walk around.

"Alright big sis Mito, I'm going to take a walk. Call me when the taxi arrives."

"Don't take too long, and don't go too far. I'm responsible for you now that mom and dad aren't around anymore, so don't make my life harder than it already is." Mito groaned. Despite not showing it, the move took a bit of a toll on her as well, even if she was mostly excited about their new chapter in life.

"Yeah yeah whatever. Don't take candy from strangers, don't go causing trouble, don't be a dick, blah blah blah. I know how to be a decent fucking human being Mito, you don't have to treat me like a 6 year old anymore." Naruto groaned.

"I can't help it, no matter what you're always going to be my baby brother." Mito giggled, pulling Naruto in and giving him a noogie. "Also while you're walking, go tell your brother that the lady he's trying to hit on is married and her husband could probably beat the shit out of him, and I don't want to be responsible for having to pay his medical bills on our first damn night here."

"Maybe medical bills are what he needs to stop nailing everything with a vagina." Naruto quipped. He got up and walked over to his brother, prying him off the married woman before her husband could beat Menma to a bloody pulp.

"WHAT THE FUCK BRO, STOP COCKBLOCKING ME!" Menma yelled.

"Be grateful, I just saved your fucking life. That guy over there was just waiting for you to make a move before he swooped in, tore your arms from your body, and shoved them straight up your ass. Also, do you want our first 10 months of rent to have to go to paying your goddamn hospital fees? If not, maybe don't go around flirting with people who are in relationships or are fucking married…" Naruto scolded.

"I could take anyone no problem." Menma stated confidently.

"Big bro, your max bench is fuckin 15 kilos on each side. Anyone worth even the slightest bit of a strong man would fold you up like a paper crane. For once in your life can you stop thinking with your dick and actually use the organ that god gave you called a brain?"

Naruto dragged Menma back to where Mito sat and plopped him on the bench. Then, he went to walk around, taking in the limited scenery at the airport. The first thing he took note of was just how different Los Angeles was than back home in Konoha, Japan. A sprawling and active city compared to the little village he grew up in and loved. Naruto could only stare in awe as he took in the sights and the abundance of people coming in and out of the city, getting to wherever they needed to go. Despite loving Konoha with all his heart, Naruto always dreamed of moving to a larger city (Preferably Tokyo, Japan), on his own terms. Now, he had the chance to experience what life would be like in one of the most famous cities in the world. In any other reality, this would be a dream come true for him. Unfortunately, all he could think about now was just how much he wanted to call everyone back home, see his parents one more time, and finally tell them all "I made it. I'm here. Soon, Naruto Namikaze will be a name that the entire world will know, love, and fear alike, but don't worry. When the time comes, I'll come home."

Naruto smiled at what could have been, with a slight tear dropping from his eyes. What if everything in his life had been perfect, if everything went according to his plan. Maybe then his parents wouldn't have been murdered, maybe then he wouldn't have to break up with Hinata at the last minute, maybe then, he could finally live the life he always wanted. But alas, he couldn't change the past, no matter how much he tried. He closed his eyes, wanting to be free of the constraints of reality, imagining his life in this fictional fantasy.

Suddenly, Naruto's eyes shot awake as he ran into something.

"HEY YOU PUNK, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING GOING!" A girl snapped, slapping Naruto hard across the face.

Naruto rubbed his cheek as he stood up slowly. "Ouch, what the fuck was that for?!" He groaned.

"Maybe instead of daydreaming about random bullshit, you watch where you're going! This was a 50 thousand dollar dress and I don't want the likes of a klutz like you ruining it!" The girl scolded.

"Alright alright, holy shit, I'm sorry I ran into you, but holy fuck you didn't need to hit me so goddamn hard!" Naruto got up and started walking away.

"WAIT!" The girl yelled out, causing Naruto to turn around. If he didn't notice it before, he did now. This girl is extremely beautiful, more beautiful than any girl he had ever seen before. Her vibrant ponytail complementing her fair skin like no other, her outfit being one to kill for, and her scowl somehow made her still look drop dead gorgeous. Naruto couldn't help but stare at her and check her out.

"Hm?" Naruto asked.

"What's your name? So that I know who to snitch on if something happens to me in the future. And for the love of god, can you not undress me with your eyes?" The girl yelled out.

"Well if you're just going to use my name to get me in trouble, why the fuck would I give it to you?" Naruto said, walking back to Menma and Mito. "Also, I hope we meet again someday, you're cute."

The girl covered her face in a slight blush before going to meet her family, waving to an unsuspecting Naruto as he walked away.

As Naruto walked up to Menma and Mito, he could only see smirks forming on their faces.

"Soooooo… who is she, Naruto? Come on, tell your big sister all about it. Has little Naruto already moved on from poor Hinata? I might have to give her a call and tell her everything that happened today." Mito smirked, playfully nudging Naruto who just stood there looking annoyed.

"Fucking hell big sis Mito, I don't even know her goddamn name." Naruto groaned, to which Menma snickered.

"That's the spirit lil bro, I see you're finally starting to learn from the master of getting women, so tell me. Does she like it from the front or the back? Can she take it all down or not? Does she have big tits or is she a flattie? Come on bro, gotta give me the details." Menma egged on, knowing it would rile Naruto up.

Mito and Naruto could only facepalm at their brother's antics. "Menma, Naruto's not a pervert like you, and if I find out that one day he came home with some goddamn floozy, fucked her, then left her ass out in the cold, it'll be your head that I'll be serving for breakfast the very next day."

"Yeah yeah whatever Mito, just because you can't get a guy to fuck your tight ass pussy doesn't mean you have to go shit on Naruto and me for wanting the joys of sex with women. I mean god, how am I even related to such a prude?" Menma quipped.

"How AM I related to such a goddamn manwhore?!" Mito screamed back at him, butting their heads together before Naruto stepped in and separated them.

"How am I the youngest out of the 3 of us?" Naruto groaned. "And Menma, I'm not like you who just likes to nail girls on my first ever time meeting them, I like to actually get to know them first before I make any moves. Maybe one day you'll find a girl that you'll want to do the same with. Oh who am I kidding, you probably already did and then tossed her aside like one of your used condoms. I'm honestly surprised you're not a dad at this point yet."

Mito let out a mischievous smirk.

"And Mito, learn to live a little and stop being such a prude." Naruto dished out again, causing Mito's face to falter and Menma to burst out into laughter. "Also, the taxi's here, let's go."

At their new place.

Naruto, Menma, and Mito arrived at their new home, a cozy apartment on the western side of Los Angeles. They made their way up to their apartment, chose their bedrooms, and set up their rooms accordingly. Naruto would end up getting the master bedroom as Menma and Mito couldn't stop fighting over who would get it, and by the time they were done, Naruto already finished setting up his stuff there.

"Looks like I got the master bedroom instead." Naruto chuckled, slapping both Menma and Mito on their back.

The twins turned around to look at their younger brother with sheer rage in their eyes. "Naruto… what did you say?" Mito sneered.

"While the two of you were busy catfighting over who gets the master room, I took the liberty of setting up my shit in there so I could get it. Now you two have to find another room to set your shit in, or maybe, you might be willing to share." Naruto joked. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to play some Cod on my new TV and Playstation."

Defeated, Menma and Mito set up their room with their belongings while Naruto hopped onto his game and started playing.

"Yo Shika, you tryna hop on Cod?" Naruto opened his discord and called his friends.

"Fucking hell, you're such a drag, you know that? But yeah sure, mom's been nagging me to stop sleeping everywhere so this could be good for me. Ima get Choji and Kiba on, one sec." Shikamaru responded.

"Yo yo Naruto, how's my girl's ex doing?" Kiba shouted out.

"Damn, bro really went after my sloppy seconds, no wonder you can't get any girl to sleep with you." Naruto joked around.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU AMERICAN STINKER?!" Kiba yelled out.

"Relax buddy, I was just fucking around. Seriously though, take care of Hinata for me will you? I hope you two can make it." Naruto responded sincerely.

"Thanks man, I'll treat her better than you ever could."

"Yo boys, what's up?" Choji called out as he joined.

"Just playing a lil cod and Kiba just being all bark and no bite, nun out of the ordinary. Still a fatass virgin Choji?" Naruto jabbed at his friend. Normally, Choji HATED being called fat as his heavier body was the result of a genetic mutation that caused him to gain weight easily, but there were a certain few that were able to get away with doing so, Naruto being one of them.

"I think the real question is how the fuck were you in a relationship yet you didn't tap Hinata's ass even once." Choji retorted. "That's even more sad imo."

Naruto, Shikamaru, and Kiba burst out laughing.

"Good one Choji, but I'll have you know Hinata and I nailed each other like 13 times in the last year, we just didn't feel like it was worth advertising to people. Only Shikamaru and Kiba knew cuz I told Shikamaru and Kiba eavesdropped." Naruto said, throwing a glare at Kiba's screen.

"Hey, sorry man, can't help it that you talked so loud that I needed to see what was going on." Kiba shrugged. "Anyways, let's just get to the fucking game."

The four of them played until late into the night when suddenly, Naruto heard a knock on his door.

"Hello! Welcome to the neighborhood." A girl responded. "Wait… Naruto?!"

"Sakura…" Naruto responded.

And that's where I'll end it off for today, sorry this took me so long to get out, I was extremely busy with life. Well some good news, my MCAT is done, hoping to get the results soon, and I have also completed the CASPer test, both essential to get into medical school in Canada. Now that those are done, I should hopefully get chapters out much faster.

Anyways, let me know what you think of this new idea, and if you want to see this continue, please drop a review. If I don't see enough reviews then I'll drop this story and work on something else.

Also lmk who you want the ship to be for the story, I'll do what I can based on the requests.

Thank you so much for your patience for me, I'll see you in a bit.

Peace!