DISCLAIMER:I own neither Naruto or Kiss x Sis.

"Thank you Riko chan! You're a lifesaver!" Kushina hugged her with tears in her eyes as she quickly let go slipping on her shoes. The red head woman was dressed in a business suit and was clearly late to work.

"Mmm. It's no problem Mrs. Uzumaki. You've helped our family before so I don't mind helping." The 15 year old Riko, whose birthday was soon here nodded stoically as she replied.

She didn't mind it at all even if she was loath to be under the same roof as another man other than her father or brother.

Riko had tuscan red hair worn in a long thin ponytail with shoulder-length forelocks framing her face and amber-brown eyes and a bandage on her cheek.

She was wearing a white flower patterned sundress with bare shoulders, along with a stereotypical straw summer hat.

Her open-toed shoes were by the door as usual in most Japanese homes.

"Thank you again! I would never be able to forgive myself if anything happened to Naru-chan!" She sniffed as she packed her bag shoving things in. She was the C.E.O of the company and didn't really need to care about the little stuff but the shareholders and her already decided on meeting today and she couldn't just bail on them.

The house was a very typical two story one just like all the others in the neighborhood. It was painted white with a dash of orange due to a certain someone's input.

The living room was where they were talking now and it was a cozy area filled with rather high quality settees, the walls were lined with a monstrous amount of photos depicting a family.

There were also 4 book shelves that lined the four corners of the room. 2 filled up with trophies, with some even being jammed inside to try to squeeze them in.

The other 2 were filled with…well books.

"Don't worry. Me and Ako will take care of….Naruto." She squeezed out the name trying to act familiar in front of her.

Kushina busted into tears again bringing her into another hug as she babbled on about responsible kids and being so happy.

Riko patted her back with an uncomfortable look but said nothing else. Everyone already knew the Uzumaki lady had lost her family in a mass bombing so nobody ever heckled her for being so doting on her children.

"Minato, that flaky bastard! He should be here! Not you Riko chan, I'm so sorry!" She quickly fixed her hair ready to leave.

'Uhhh…isn't Mr. Uzumaki a brain surgeon? I think he's pretty busy?' Riko thought a bit wildy but said nothing else.

"Don't worry , I'm sure he wanted to be here." She tried assuring her as the woman picked up her suitcase before looking back at her.

"You're such a nice girl Riko Chan. Taking up for that spineless loser. That handsome bastard! He'll be taking it up the-"

Riko's eyes widened as she gulped at the very vivid description. She didn't think you could describe that well if you didn't live through it.

'I would have never thought was the type.' She looked up remembering the man. For the life of her he just didn't seem like he could take it up the…

"Ugh." She shuddered at the thought. She'd never ever do that. Not even for Keita.

"Don't forget to call if there's an emergency! There's a secret in the kitchen under the 4th cabinet so if you need to defend yourself from an intruder then!" Kushina dragged a thumb across her neck in a classic executioner gesture.

Riko wondered if everyone in this family was crazy. In fact she was now starting to realize that only that blonde bastard was somewhat normal.

And wasn't that just a crazy thought?

"I'm sure Naruto won't cause any trouble. He's changed a lot but if he ever gets rowdy?" Kushina handed her a golden key.

"You can lock his Ramen stash. Only unlock it when he looks like he's about to die! It always works! Now cya!" The woman immediately skedaddled as she ran over to the jeep skilfully in her high heels.

Riko held the key to her chest as she watched the woman leave. Waving at the honk she blinked seeing the bird that got killed as the woman knocked it down.

"Mrs. Uzumaki is crazy." Was her first sentence as she shook her head before she scrunched her nose at the thought of being alone with the annoyance that was Uzumaki Naruto.

"Well at least I'm getting paid." She sighed, resting the key on the table before sitting down.

Looking around she spied a trophy sighing at what it said.

"National Swimming First Place Under 14 Boys." The blonde was annoying for more than just one reason bu mainly because he was nearly perfect. There wasn't a thing he didn't excel in and it drove her crazy that such a kid with a perfect life had drew her brother near him.

He was clearly overshadowing him couldn't he see that? So why didn't he just remove himself from the equation? Why spur her brother on?

"..." Biting her lips she glanced upstairs feeling unsettled however she immediately calmed down. She didn't need him polluting her mind.

Looking for the remote she spotted it as she quickly went to retrieve it. After figuring it out for a minute she was finally able to turn it on as she immediately panicked!

"Ah~ Please fuck me master!" The blonde woman said, wagging her tongue out like a dog.

"Don't worry pet ill-" that was as far as it got before the loud TV was shut off.

Riko breathed heavily as she looked up stairs just knowing he had heard it. Biting her lips feeling pathetic she knew he was mocking her.

Standing up quickly she threw the remote to the couch and quickly made her way to the spiral stars before hesitating.

"I never been to another boy's room other than Keita…" She felt a bit anxious at the thought however she quickly caught herself. This loud mouth was nothing to be scared about so why would she hesitate?

Stomping all the way to top she glanced around the hallway a bit uncertain before lighting up seeing the faint light from the door as she quickly went over before stopping.

Taking a deep breath she took a hold of the handle before quickly opening the door.

"Listen here you, that wasn't…what …you-"She paused in shock at what she saw.

"I..I should go!" She quickly shut the door face burning as she descended the stairs swiftly.

"No no no!" She quickly shook her head of the image trying to deny reality. There was no way right?!

Looking to the living room she quickly went in.

She sat down on the couch in contrite. Why on earth didn't she knock before opening the door?! It wasn't even her home! Now all she could think about was that thing!

She was only supposed to see Keita's now she was tainted!

"I'm so sorry Keita." She apologized before she flinched hearing the door slam open. It was loud and scared the living daylights out of her.

"Riko? What are ya doing here?" She heard the Uzumaki say as he scratched his head walking down the steps. Glancing at him she couldn't help but drop her eyes before catching herself.

Looking at him again she pursed her lips and replied. "Your mother asked me to keep you company while she's gone. You're sick after all." She sighed seeing him sniffle a bit.

'It looks like he wasn't awake. That's good!' She took a sigh of relief glancing at him from the corner of her eyes as he sat down.

She hated admitting it but the blonde had become somewhat attractive from the short little stump he was before.

He didn't cut his hair anymore as it took on a wilder look reaching his shoulders and his body was filling out rapidly showing his results from his no doubt intense training. His face was becoming toned as well, a generous blend of both his parents.

Who were both gorgeous.

'He's not just growing there either- stop it!' She grit her teeth shaking her head before glaring at him seeing him take the remote. She hated how seeing that…thing was causing her to notice all these other things!

"Why are you wearing that anyway? It's snowing, you know?" Naruto glanced at her confused. Was she stupid? Wait, he already knew that.

Riko's eyes twitched. Obviously this was for Keita but because he decided to get sick she could only rush here!

"Huh? Who left this on?" Naruto tilted his head seeing the porno when he turned on the TV before shrugging, scratching his belly and switching through the channels as he threw himself in the chair.

Riko's eyes were wide seeing him quickly get over it. Wasn't he embarrassed?!

She caught the Blonde's eyes moving over to her.

"I'm surprised you're over here though. Thought you didn't like me." He said offhandedly as he looked back at the TV.

Riko snorted at the thought and immediately confirmed those doubts.

"I don't but your Mom paid me too. Trust me if I didn't want to buy Keita something nice I'd never be here." She shook her head looking at the broadcasting channel.

Not catching the sad look that passed across his eyes.

"Keita huh? Still haven't got him to accept your feelings eh?" Naruto remarked snidely as he looked at the TV blandly.

Riko felt her hackles raise as she glared at him. "It's just a matter of time until he accepts! Don't compare me to you who gives up at the slightest push back!" She snarled back at him.

Naruto laid back onto the chair shrugging nonchalantly.

"I mean it's been years right? You'd think you would either have already had him or given up by now but clearly something isn't adding up."

Standing up she immediately crossed the distance looking down at him angrily. "You'd know all about that right? After all you've been after Ako for so long only to lose her to Keita who wasn't even trying." she chuckled maliciously seeing the minutely flinch that passed by him.

He coughed before glancing at her bare thighs that showed before looking at her angry eyes. "True enough but I at least know when to cut my losses. What about you though?" He sat up. Dusting himself off he got up slowly looking down at her.

Riko immediately took a step back, intimidated by him towering her. He was much more scary than he even knew. She grit her chattering teeth glaring right back at him. This was the same loudmouth smurf she knew.

She refused to be afraid.

"What about me!" She immediately bit back not wanting this spoiled little brat to get one over her.

"You've been chasing for how long now? And you have nothing to show for it y'know? Virgin." He smiled seeing the pretty red crawl to her cheeks.

"Y-you!" She felt her eyes twitching as she looked up at him blushing. This bastard was always teasing her since they were kids!

"Virgin. Virgin. Virgin. Virgin!" Naruto cackled as he avoided her tackle with a side step. Glancing at the small pink fabric that showed when she dropped he felt a blush creep to his cheeks.

'Pandas have become my new favorite animal.' He immediately decided, as he tried to compose himself. He could feel himself starting to throb at the sight of the cute girl and he couldn't help but allow his imagination to run free.

"Don't worry there's no shame in being one! Everyone started out as one after all!" Even though he said that, his smug smile told a different story.

Riko got up trembling at the bastard making fun of her. It wasn't her fault Keita didn't want her and neither was it his!

She tried closing his mouth by dashing at him quickly but clearly he was already used to her moves as he immediately dashed away.

Humming he placed a hand onto his chin. "Maybe that's why Keita doesn't want to get with you! You have no experience at all! Who wants some blushing virgin as their first!"

He immediately spouted bullshit wanting to rile her up.

He didn't quite expect her to stop like a shock went through her body however. Looking on with wide eyes he could only watch in baffled confusion as she collapsed to the floor with an awful look on her face.

Riko looked down feeling devastated as she finally understood why Keita never responded to her advances.

She caught him glancing multiple times at Kiryū sensei…. And she heard him whispering her name multiple times in his dreams. Everything was coming together in her mind.

'Keita likes those kinds of girls? But I don't want to.' She held her legs to her face holding them.

The last thing she wanted was to be intimate with another that wasn't Keita.

She and Ako had been chasing him from so long ago and never got progress so it made sense he wanted something they didn't have but she didn't have the courage to go the last mile.

Naruto scratched his head. He felt kinda bad to be honest. She wasn't the kindest person but that didn't matter to him. What mattered was how he responded.

"Riko?" The girl with tears running down her face looked up at the sheepish boy.

"Come with me I think I can help you?" He gestured with his head as he walked to his room upstairs. He was sure he guessed what she was upset about accurately.

These twins were predictable like that.

Looking at him Riko said nothing. Thinking about it she felt it couldn't hurt too much.

So getting up she slogged her feet behind him. Waking into the room she felt her cheeks reddening remembering what happened.

'Who sleeps in the nude during winter?!'

Naruto glanced around before closing the door behind her.

"Okay if I help, you have to promise not to say anything!" He glared at her making sure she knew he was serious. He'd make her life a living hell if she let out what she saw here.

"Whatever." She snorted but still nodded. She wouldn't betray the blonde's trust over something so simple. She knew him far too long for it.

Looking at her for a bit Naruto nodded. Walking slowly he gestured for her to follow.

Both teens kneeled as Naruto brought out a box from under his bed.

"These are the forbidden text of all things debauchery. I've learned everything I know from them! Passed down from my Godfather, these god-like books will help you in your endeavors!" Naruto whispered as she came closer looking at them with wide eyes.

"Will this help me? Are you sure?" She swallowed at the thought.

Naruto however shook his head with a shrug. "No clue."

Riko's face faulted. "Then why did you even bring me here?" She quickly whispered back in confusion. Was he playing her?

"Well you wanted to get more experience right? These can help you." He picked a book out of the box before handing it to her. He was sure it'd 'help' her like it did him.

Riko took it a bit reluctantly. She looked at the blonde as he spoke."Go home. Read it when you're alone. If you think it helps, good. We can negotiate how you can get more. If not? You won't lose anything."

Naruto smiled at her. He felt it was a pretty good deal really. Sending out a hand he looked at her eyes. Man she was pretty.

"What do you say? Deal?"

Riko bit her lips a bit anxious. What he said did make sense and not only that she'd be able to get a leg up on Ako so.

Sighing she took his hand shaking it.

"Don't get any funny ideas Uzumaki! This is just a temporary alliance!"

"Yeah yeah whatever. But don't rip it! It's special to me!"

(Break.)

"Ah Keita wait!" Both twins tried stopping the door before it was slammed shut.

There was no luck on that end though as it slammed right in their faces startling them.

Ako sighed. "No luck today again? Maybe we made him too angry?" She bit her nails in sadness.

Riko nodded reluctantly. "Maybe sneaking in his bed and doing that was a bad idea?" She tried figuring it out uncertainty though she already knew.

"Or what we did with the letter?"Ako added on sighing.

Both teen twin girls were in their versions of pajamas. Ako in her regular pink striped 2 set pajamas and Riko in her customary panties and oversized white shirt.

Yawning Ako looked down despondently. It was getting late and she'd needed to be well rested if she was to deal with the blonde tomorrow. Both she and Riko were alternating watching him.

So glancing at Riko she sighed. "Riko, I'm going to sleep. Good night"

"Night." The girl immediately responded in her usual bland manner watching as her sister went to her room and closed the door.

Hearing the door slam shut Riko looked around not knowing what to do. Shifting from foot to foot she went to her room glancing around making sure no one was looking.

Opening her door she closed it before locking it. Not feeling safe still she pushed her bookcase to the door.

Standing in place she glanced at her bed biting her lips.

'That idiot better be telling the truth.' She thought about it walking over to her desk taking a mini flashlight. Turning off the her room lights she went under her covers.

Turning on the flashlight she pointed it to the book reading the cover.

"Make-Out Innocence Volume one? (Icha Icha) " She tilted her head in confusion after seeing the title. That was quite an indicator on what this was about.

"Did that idiot give me a smut novel?!" She snarled, nearly throwing it away before stopping and thinking. It may actually help her but she'd never know if she didn't at least look right?

Clicking her teeth she decided it couldn't hurt. It wasn't like she was doing anything bad by just reading it anyway.

"Hmm." Flipping the page she read the words slowly. It was pretty boring to be honest but she held through it. Hopefully it would get better.

"..."The silent sound of page flipping echoed out as the girl continued reading.

"Oh…" Her eyes widened a bit seeing a particularly naughty play on words. It'd seem that it was picking up quickly.

Her eyes roved over the sentences rapidly. She gulped a bit seeing a particular scene. "You can't, he's your…." Her breathing picked up at the close call. They had nearly been caught by the guards.

Quickly flipping the page she read as the tension died down causing her movement to still a bit before it ramped right back up.

"..." Riko twisted her body a bit uncomfortable reading the scenario. She felt a bit hot as she puffed out a breath. Why didn't he go further? Why stay content with just light touches?

Riko flipped the pages again trying her best to read the plot but wanting to hurry to get to the action. She didn't understand why the author was delaying it! Just let them do it already!

Releasing she was flipping too fast she quickly tried controlling herself, her eyes widened however when she realized she ripped a page a tiny bit.

Pulling her hand up quickly she looked at it, her heart beating faster.

"T-that's enough!" She grit her teeth closing the book after folding the page. She needed to get sleep for Keita tomorrow! She was sure he'd forgive them then!

Laying on her side she covered herself with her sheets as she closed her eyes.

Her breathing evened out.

She was slowly falling to-

"I can just look a bit more right? " She mumbled quickly pulling the flashlight and book to her as she read again.

After 5 minutes she was torturing herself as the book kept edging her release. 30 minutes later her eyes were bloodshot as she tried her hardest to find some kind of apex to end off.

However no matter how much she read the novel, the well crafted words did not give her the sanctity of release. No matter how fast she sped up she couldn't find the climax and as such she had no idea how to stop.

She was well and truly fucked.

Immersed as she was in the novel she forgot about time long ago. Or rather she never cared for it.

Riko Suminoe did not get any sleep that night.

(Break)

"Riko! Are you alright?" Ako knocked on the door. Riko was mostly up before her so it was strange to see not up yet.

Knocking at the door again she frowned. Looking at the door knob she tried turning it, before realizing it was locked.

"Mou…" She pouted with puffed up cheeks. She was looking forward to getting some advice concerning Naruto. Since it seemed Riko had no problems she wanted to learn what she did.

That was out of the door now though. Taking an exhausted sigh she glanced at her door once before slogging over to the bathroom.

After showering she went to the dining room.

"Mom, Dad! Good morning!" She told both as she sat down.

"Good morning Ako." Her mother glanced at her with a smile.

"Huhu! Good morning daughter!" The Father said happily, chowing down on his breakfast.

Ako took her own set of readily prepared food as she chowed down on it.

"Ah Ako. You're going to watch Naruto Chan today right?" Ako paused a bit at that, swallowing painfully.

"Yes mom?" She looked at her a bit confused.

"Ah~ I remember when you three were always following him around like little ducklings. A shame they had to move away temporarily." She shook her head sighing at it all.

'I can hardly remember that Mom.' Ako sighed, chewing looking down.

"Anyways, tell him hello for me okay and thanks for helping Riko study earlier." The mother went back to her food after she was finished.

"Sure mom." Ako said, uncomfortable as she got up. She best get going now. She was sure it would be less awkward at his house somehow.

"Don't forget to wash up!" She heard her step father say as she told him she did already.

Going into her room she went to her closet before pulling out her jeans and placing it on the bed. Getting a plain white shirt she placed it by the side as well.

'Uhh this is okay right?' She thought it looking at ordinary clothes.

Shaking her head she went to her drawer getting out a set of red and panty and bra.

'A bit tight.' She mused looking at the panties snug on her. She'd have to get a new set.

Putting on the rest of her clothes she then went to get a small white sweater.

Done dressing she glanced out the hall seeing both Riko and Keita doors still closed.

"..." sighing for the umpteenth time she creeped to the door. Seeing her shoes there she slipped them on.

"I'm leaving!" She told them of her departure before opening the door.

"Wow." She smiled looking at the snow falling. Shivering a bit she slowly made her way across the street. Looking both ways she quickly walked passed as she crossed over to the Uzumaki household.

"They were always humble." She giggled seeing the quirky little ornaments around the house. Smiling a bit she looked at the painted handprints by the door. They were only a bit faded.

'These are still here?' She remembered vaguely before knocking.

"Hello! Naruto?" She called out. Not hearing any answer she decided to let herself in.

"Excuse me." She said opening the door. Taking off her shoes she glanced around wondering where the blonde was.


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