7I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE or anything else here, I make horny funny's not mangas ok
also Ace and Sabo will be speaking simultaneously a lot soooo it'll look like this when they do got it OK ANNNND GO!
As Luffy stepped onto the island, he brought Vivi.(Nami will remember this) while Zoro, and Sanji, went to go get meat. leaving Usopp and Nami on the ship. And Nami was FUCKING DISGRUNTLED!
(Usopp is now terrified for his life.)
Oiiiiiii VIIIIIIVIIIIIII looooooooooooook! LUFFY WHY ARE YOU ON A DINOS HEAD!? Vivi said with tears in her eyes, her mouth agape due to Luffy's EXTREME idiocy.
IT'S COOL COME ON TRY IT VIVI! beckoned the little rubber retard. HELL NO LUFFY, THAT'S INSANE YOU'LL KILL US! Said the logical(or at the very least sane)princess.
After Luffy bounced around on the Stegosauruses,like a child with adhd he went to see some old friends he was excited to see.
Oh, hey, are you Dorry? Huh, me? Asked the giant; his voice shook the ground as powerfully as a small earth quake.
Well, why yes little human I am! AWESOME! Shouted the "gomu gomu no" in reply.
Hahahahaha, so you've heard of us Elbaf warriors!? YEAH I HEAR ELBAF IS AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOME! I'm glad to hear it little human! Said the big asssss giant
Hey, I'll tell you what I'm about to have a meal why don't you guys join me!? SURE THING GIANT OLD MAN! Replyed our favorite rubber crack-head.
(Vivi is now mortified)
THE SIDE ADVENTURE OOOOOOF NAMI AND USOPP!
Hey Nami? (Sigh) Whaaaaat Usopp?
Do you think that th th th th there are super scary monsters on that island!? Uhhh yeah probably? Well it's great that we are staying here right Nami? Yeah, but Luffy better not be messing around with her... IF HE EVEN SO MUCH AS THINKS ABOUT THAT I'M GOING TO CUT OFF HIS RUBBER BALLS!
Geez Nami calm down!
I AM CALM!
Yikes!
Please someone save Usopp. Cause I'm not doing it!
At the giant's camp p.s it's a camp... for a giant.
Oi, Dory! Hmmm what is it little human? "TELL ME ABOUT ELBAF!"
GYAGYAGYAGYAGYA! Well elbaf is divided into three layers first is the underworld; this place is home to the cold, dangerous giant beasts, criminals, and we also go down there to get giant schnapps for our green fairy brew! Second is th-
"Green fairy?" Asked the lil gum gum. Ah, yes, green fairy, it's an absinth made from the giant schnapps plant; it's hallucinogenic and some strong stuff. WOW GIANTS LIKE TO PARTY! Yelled our little gum gum. Whom of which was now eating a hole ass dinosaur as his snack.
This dinosaur is delicious Dory! Thanks your lunchbox was good too... though a bit small GYAGYAGYAGYAGYA!
(BOOM)
huh? Oh, that's my time to go! Proudly proclaimed Dorry as he stomped off to his fight!
"Huh, Luffy where is he going?" Probably to fight the other giant. The other giant?
Yeah... oh you don't know about haki do ya? "Haki?" Loooooong story Vivi, but I also found us a way off the island. "Really you did!?" Yep.
At where the giants are fighting p.s I wouldn't get to close if I were you!
GYAGYAGYAGYAGYA!
GABABABABABABABABA!
"AH DORY THIS OUR 73,470th FIGHT RIGHT!?"
WHY YES BROGY YES IT IS (CLASH) The very air around them shook from the might of their wills colliding.
WELL LET'S HOPE IT ISN'T OUR 73,407 DRAW AS WELL GYAGYAGYAGYAGYA!
AGREED GABABABABABABA! (SLAM BOOM) The sholder pads of the giants slammed together and their weapons collided!
The giants had another draw.
HEY THREE, HEAD GUY GUM GUM PISTOL! (CRASH)
Luffy had found Mr. Three by using his observation haki, his attack was... devastating.
AND YOU BOOM GUY AHHHHHHHH GUM GUM BATTLE AXE! (Kaboom) It was all over for mister five as he soon realized.
Ms. Goldenweek, and Ms. Valentines day, looked at Luffy terror in their eyes... Until Luffy walked right pass them in order to get the eternal-pose.
Nami dun got siiiiick. And the giants are ok!
At Drum Island! P.s it's an island that somehow doesn't have all that many drums? Maybe the mountain looks kinda like a drum? ANYWAAAAAYS
LET'S GO GET CHOPPER! thought the lil gum gum pyrate.
Oiiiii LOOOOOOK AN ISLAND! Shouted our lil rubber boi.
for real? Asked Usopp no aho. ( ah~ I bet you guys weren't expecting a Skypiea reference were you!?)
DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN GET NAMI BETTER!? Asked the love sick cook. His love for other men's women had flared up, causing Vivi to bonk him. (BONK)
At said island
hey! They've surrounded us! Screamed the frightened princess in utter fear for their lives.
shi, shi, shi, HEY VIVI WANA SEE SOMETHING COOL!? Yelled the king of the pyrates wanabe.
luffy what ever you're thinking about DON'T DO IT! Yelled the now VERY concerned princess!
(conquers haki)
as everyone that opposed the strawhat's fell to the ground. Vivi Logicly responded; LUFFY WHAT DID YOU DO!? Yelled the princees!
Hmm, oh, that Vivi? Said Luffy whom's face was as blank as a white canvas.
"YES LUFFY WHAT WAS THAT!" Usopp had opened his mouth, to answer her for Luffy when Luffy interrupted by saying.
"Ohhhhhh, that was conquers haki."
What?
I knocked them unconscious with my will.
Vivi who was now very distraught looked on in horror at what had happened.
So guys... tie the civys up ok And then explain that we're not here to hurt them.
ok. Said Zoro.
Luffy then used moonwalk to take Nami to the castle.
then Sanji yelled...
THAT FUCKER CAN FLY!?
(the crew was shocked)
At the other end of the island.
hmm hey Chopper did you fell that? Asked the old hag.
Hmm, oh that tingling... what was that?... it was scary! Cried the reindeer
some one very powerful wonder why are they here?
We should go back to the castle...
good idea Chopper.
At Drum Castle.
Hey, Kureha? Hmm, yes Chopper.
IS THAT GUY FLYING!?
Huh, oh, I guess he is?
OIIIIIII OLD DOCTER LADY CAN YOU FIX MY CREW MATE!?
HUH SURE JUST BRING HER DOWN HERE!
OK!
On the ground of Drum Castle.
who... who are you? Said Chopper.
me? Oh! I'M MONKEY D. LUFFY AND
I'M GONNA BE THE KING OF THE PYRATES!
Both Kureha and Chopper looked at Luffy with dumbstruck faces...
King of the pyrates?
Heh kids got spunk! Alright let me take look at your girl here, ok?
Ok but be careful with Nami she's very special to me!
Oh she your girlfriend? Asked the ol- I mean youthful woman.
Yep! Answered the teenage-rubber-pyrate.
Teenage-rubber-pyrate, teenage-rubber-pyrate, TEENAGE-RUBBER-PYRATE, Monkey D. Luffy hell yeah! (Ninja turtles!)
Inside Drum Castle. P.s it does actually looks like a drum! Oda is such a smart!
Huh well it looks like your crew mate has "well now" had kestia.
I know I just couldn't find the medicine for it so I went looking for a doctor!
Oh so you already knew what it was!?
Yep!
Well Mr. Monkey you sure are smarter than you look.
Shi shi shi thanks!
Well don't wory she'll be fine.
Ok I know.
Huh he says he knows how can he be so certain?
So Chopper?
H huh!? The reindeer was still terrified of the fact that this human was talking to a monster like him.
JOIN MY CREW!
W WHAAAAAT!?
Come on Chopper, if you're worried about being a monster I'm a monster too!
really?
(streeeeetch)
yep see I'm a rubber man! Proudly proclaimed the pyrate.
Wowwwww! The little reindeer screamed in amusement.
I can also do this! The pyrate announced loudly.
Luffy then proceeded to throw fifty knives into the air and dodge them all as they came down.
AWESOME! Screeched the young reindeer man with glee!
(BOOM)
Oh... is that the guy with the big mouth?
Wapol? Asked Kureha.
yeah that dude, I thought I punched him good enough to stay down though?
Hmmm, well guess we better get to fighting!
Luffy you... you can beat him right?
Of course Chopper, he's nothing to me!
Outside Drum Castle! P.s it's not very colorful.
OIIIII BIG MOUTH!
Huh where does a peasant get the idea that HE CAN SPE-
GUM GUM BAZOOKA!
You can handle the rest Chopper!
WHAAAAAAAT!?
Don't worry I believe in you!
After Chopper whooped dey asses.
So Chopper... wana join my crew?
Uh SURE! Said the little reindeer excitedly. Now I get to go on adventures... AS A PYRATE!
Hey isn't there someone you forgot to ask? Said Kureha in an angry tone, her voice as firey as her not totally made up and forced opon others youth.
Nope you're not Chopper. Said Luffy, who was as determined to get Chopper as Kureha was to keep him.
Heh, fine take em he's a newsiness anyway!
You're lying! Said THE best pyrate king wannabe of all pyrate king wannabes.
(sigh) FINE I MAY HAVE LIKED CHOPPER NOW GET LOST!
Shi shi shi, you heard her Chopper!
LET'S GO!
Two months ago: At Marineford, The revolutionarys base, and with Portgas D. Ace! In that order. AKA IN THE OTHER PLACES!
GARRRRRRRRP, GET IN HERE! Hmm, what is it Sengoku, I heard you wanted to see me? Garp said laughing in a sarcastic manner.
IT'S YOUR DAMN FAMILY AGAIN!
Hmm what did Dragon do this time?
NOT HIM LUFFY YOUR GRANDSON! Hmmmm, HOLY SHIT!? WHERE DID HE LEARN THAT!? WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME GARP IT'S YOUR DAMN MOVE! Yelled Sengoku waving a picture of half of Luffy's new solar impact, although the picture luckily didn't show the top half of Luffy so g5 was hidden from the gorosei for now.
Huhhhhhh, I don't know, I didn't teach him that? Garp said pondering his grandson's move stealing.
WAIT A MINUTE HE STOLE MY MOVE THAT LITTLE SHIT; HE MUST HAVE FIGURED IT OUT AFTER I TOLD HIM ABOUT MY FIGHTS WITH ROGER, WHEN HE WAS EIGHT, THE SNEAKY BASTARD THAT WAS HIS PLAN ALL ALONG!
Sengoku was now stunned that Garp was out tacitly maneuvered by an eight year old.
YOU MORON HOW HOW HOW WERE YOU DECEIVED BY AN EIGHT YEAR OLD PYRATE!?
Dun no?
The only thing you could hear in the room at that moment was Sengoku's mind shattering like glass.
GET OUT!
Ok... you want these rice crackers?
Fine... go please... and Garp?
What?
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT HAVE ANY MORE KIDS!
Ok well I'm a bit too old for that anyways. BWAHAHAHA
(Thank god for that.)Just leave.
bye buddy!
bye Garp... (Sigh) I hate my life.
At the revs place: aka in the other places part two!
Hey Dragon look at this!
Huh what is it Sabo?
It's your kid I guess?
hmm? What do you~
(WANTED MONKEY D. LUFFY AKA STRAWHAT LUFFY 200,000,000 BERRYS!)
PFFFFT, LUFFY NOOOOOO!
So I was right!... well I'll leave you to it then heh heh. (Sabo had waited so long to do that.)
Dragon was now silently pondering to himself about WHY on gods green earth Garp would teach Luffy the galaxy impact and what in the ABSOLUTE FUCK WAS HIS DEVIL FRUIT!?
With Ace: part three time!
HEY ACE LOOK AT THIS SHIT!
hmm... HMMMMM!? LUFFY HAS A FUCKING WHAT NOW HIGH ASS FIRST BOUNTY!? Welp, That's Luffy for you suprised it wasn't higher!
Huh, hey what's going on here?
Pops look it's my kid brother! Luffy ya know the strong one I told you about!
GURARARARARA! Well let me see it son!
PFFFFFFT, HOLY SHIT, THAT'S HIGH FOR A EAST BLUE FIRST BOUNTY GURARARARA, I'M PROUD OF THIS CHEEKY BRAT!
Gee, thanks pops! though I'm more suprised than you are!
ALRIGHT MY SONS LET'S HEAR IT FOR STRAW-HAT GURARARARARA!
HOORAY!
ZEHAHAHAHAHA LET'S PARTY ACE!
In Arabasta. p.s Vivi is now very excited!
Hey Vivi...?
What Luffy?
That your Island?
Yes!
Cool~ HEY GUYS WE'RE HERE!
Oh! my wonderful Vivi chan I Sanji will protect you on our journey of love!
uhhh~ thanks~ Sanji.
So vivi is there anything we should know about? Ask the pyrate woman Nami aka the witch (BONK) SHE HIT ME THROUGH THE SCREEN THE BITCH! (BONK) oww~:(
sooo Vivi?
What Luffy?
Do we get to eat when I kick Crocodiles ass?
sure I'll through you a feast when this is all over!
And that better be all Vivi sis.
Uhhhh, yeah of course Nami I wouldn't dream of anything else!
Gooooood, glad we're on the same page!
(the entire crew was silent until docking) not even Sanji went on a tangent!
At da port!
Hmmm, soooo, if Ace is going to be in that bar right there theeeeeeeeeen SABO SHOULD BE THERE TOO!
SABOOOOOO, ACEEEEEEEE!
LUFFY NOOOOOO! (CRASH)
Hey guys.
Hi Luffy~
STRAWHA- BONK! Smoker had tried to fight Luffy... Luffy simply knocked him out.
Both brothers took a moment to process what they just saw.
hey Luffy! Yelled Ace who was absolutely excited to see his brother again.
LUFFY! Yelled Sabo with glee, also excited.
Shi shi shi, so guys wana see my crew!?
yeah.
OKAY LET'S GO... but first MEAT!
Sabo and Ace's faces had the exact same expression; sweat dropping and eys squinted almost to a close. Luffy's antics didn't fail to suprise them, or in this particular instance make them laugh they're asses off!
LUFFY Aren't you surprised to see us again!? Yelled Sabo.
Nah I already knew you guys would be here so it's not very suprising... good to see you guys though. HEY YOU GUYS WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I DID!
What did you do Luffy~... A small tinge of terror in they're hearts because what he did might be more insane then the galaxy impact shit two months ago.
I had that sex stuff with Nami, shi shi shi! Said Luffy boldly with his fists on his hips and an audacious grin on his face.
Niiiiiiice~ both of the older brothers noded in approval, until it hit them like truck. WAIT WHAAAAAAAAAT!?
Wait Luffy you don't mean... said Ace.
Your baddie navigator do you...? Finished Sabo.
wow~
So Luffy that didn't happen last time did it? Asked Sabo.
Nah, but I don't know what I did differently, other than punching Arlong harder than usual.
Hmmmmm, so it's a mystery sex then. Said Ace; this caused Sabo to hit him on the head.
well Luffy as long as you're happy I guess it's ok. Sabo replied reassuringly.
Yeah now let's go see em Luffy! Cheered Ace happily, with a proud big brother smile.
At the Going Marry! p.s it's a ship.
Oi, Nami, Zoro, Sanji, everyone look at my big brothers!
Oh, hi there and um who are you two? Asked the lovely princess Vivi of Alabasta.
Oh, us?
Well I'm Sabo; I am the third in charge of the revolutionary army and also Luffy's brother nice to meet you all. And I'm Ace the second division commander of the Whitebeard pyrates and also Luffy's brother. Thanks for having me!
the entire crew was at awe due to their captain's brothers status; it was as if time stood still for them for but a moment.
LUFFY YOU DIDN'T TELL US YOUR BROTHERS WERE HOT SHOTS! Yelled the strawhated boy's entire crew.
Yeah but Ace and Sabo are still... just Ace and Sabo.
Luffy why are you like this~. Said everyone.
D'know Just... am.
Uh, hey thanks for taking care of Luffy for us guys. Said Ace breaking the awkward silence.
Oh no problem he doesn't bother us.
No really this is Luffy we're talking about! Said Ace. Yeah seriously he's a handful! Finished Sabo.
no idea what you're talking about.
Damn they're good people! Thought both Ace and Sabo simultaneously in a act of true brotherhood.
Yeaaah, okay, whatever you say.~ Ace said scratching his neck.
So Luffy is this the girlfriend you've been telling me about? Ace said nudging Luffy's shoulder.
Nami red as a beat responded. Uh, y yes that would be me heh heh.
Yeah they're all lovey dovey, completely unprofessional if you ask me... but I guess it's fine as long as it doesn't get in the way. Commented Zoro.
How ever Sanji had the opinion of; WATCH IT MOSS HEAD SHE CAN WHATEVER SHE WANTS AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
I never said she couldn't sleep with him Shitty cook! I just think it's unprofessional!
Stupid moss head!
Shitty, perverted, and dirty water imp!
(BONK) be quiet you two! yelled Nami in irritation.
After Nami's out burst Ace and Sabo decided to exacute their plan.
DAMN LUFFY SHE FINE!
Shi shi shi thanks guys! Luffy was now worried for his brothers. Nami always hit Sanji for his pervy intrusions and he did not know if Sabo and Ace would meet the same fate.
Nami was now covering her face in pure embarrassment. Her face was as red as a beat, her eyes saw only the darkness of her hands; Her mind raced to find some way to change the subject. To no avail.
Oi, Luffy tell us when you two first ya know.
Fuck. It was the only thought in Nami's mind as she realized that there was no way out of this.
Ohhhhh, Shi shi shi, me and Nami did it after I kicked Arlong's ass.
... A long silence seeped into the deck of the ship as Luffy's brothers came to the "wrong" conclusion.
LUFFY DID YOU MAKE HER SLEEP WITH YOU SO YOU'D KICK AROLONG'S ASS!?
What no why would I do that? Didn't I already tell you it just kinda happened? Hmmmm, I'm watching you Luffy I don't trust your selfish nature! Said Sabo.
WHAT NO WAY IT WAS MY IDEA! Yelled Nami.
We know we're just testing you.
What? Asked Nami confused and concerned as to what in hell they were doing.
Luffy told us you were greedy so~ said Ace. We had make to sure somehow, that you would fight for him. Sabo continued. And that you weren't banging our brother to betray him and take his money. Finished Ace. BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKS WITH LUFFY! (Big bro high five )
Luffy now had to act fast!
HOW DARE YOU DO THAT! GUM GUM BAZOOKA!
As ace And Sabo were sent flying, Sabo revived a letter from Luffy in secret.
it read. SABO, ACE WHAT THE FUCK!? IF I DIDN'T JUST SEND YOU FLYING YOU WOULD HAVE DIED!
Ow Luffy hurts now!
Yeah Sabo how do you think I felt during his insane "training"!
Probably bad? Yes Sabo bad!
Jeez Ace I wonder what will happen to Crocodile!
He-is-fucked.
FIND OUT HOW FUCKED NEXT TIME!
The answer is very!