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"My dear little student, it seems it's been a while since our last chat, hasn't it?" said the white-haired sensei, his voice filled with genuine interest as he gazed down at the student, a fond smile tugging at his lips masked by a…well mask.
"...Yeah, it has," the blonde student muttered, slouched in the guest chair inside the Hokage's office, his tone lacking any life as his eyes darted around slowly.
"Naruto-chan, where's all that enthusiasm gone? I didn't realize saving the world made everything else so dull." the man joked, curling his fingers together and resting his chin on them as he studied the blonde.
"Not really, sensei. I just haven't been feeling very cheerful lately." Naruto shrugged, as if saying, 'What can you do?'
Kakashi nodded in understanding. "I suppose it's impossible to keep that kind of energy all the time. But I'm glad to see it's only that…and nothing more."
A beat of silence passed, and neither the Anbu, nervously watching the meeting between some of the most powerful men in the world, nor the men themselves, acknowledged the slight twitch in the blonde's facial features.
Kakashi began shuffling through the papers on his desk, briefly scanning them before turning his attention to Naruto.
"With that said, Naruto-chan, what brings you here today?"
Naruto stopped gazing at the Anbu operatives hiding away, looking at his sensei incredulously.
"Sensei... you're the one who called me here, ya know?! I was relaxing at home until some idiot started pounding on my door like a maniac!"
Kakashi paused looking at him with wide eyes before his mask twitched.
"Oh yeah."
Naruto's face faulted as he looked away with a sigh.
"Don't be too hard on Yuugao chan though Naruto Chan. I'm sure she was just a bit nervous, after all you're famous don't you know? In fact, Yuugao-" The man placated him while calling said operative.
"...My apologies, Uzumaki-dono. It was never my intention to disturb you. I can make it up to you if you wish." A disembodied voice echoed from the corner of the roof, accompanied by the faint glimmer of a mask catching the light. Naruto waved his hands frantically, clearly startled.
"What? No! I didn't mean it like that! And what do you mean by "make it up to me"?!" Before he could finish, the mask melted back into the shadows, with a gesture of his sensei's hands.
"Hmm... I'm glad you could forgive her so easily, Naruto-chan. But that brings me to my next point." Kakashi continued, while Naruto, still a bit baffled by what had just happened, leaned forward.
"Naruto-chan, you know most people in the village hold you in high regard now, right?" Kakashi began, watching as Naruto nodded, confusion still clouding his expression, wondering where this was going.
"And you know that if something completely unfair happened to you, many, if not most, people would stand up and protest on your behalf, right?"
"Ugh, sensei, get to the point! Stop repeating obvious crap!" Naruto groaned, though as he said that, he turned his gaze away, a slight blush creeping onto his cheeks.
"Right, right, right. Let me just come out and say it: you weren't passed over because of any bias, Naruto."
The change in the Uzumaki's expression was almost imperceptible, though, of course, Kakashi noticed it immediately.
"You know what I'm talking about right?"
"Of course I do sensei. How can't I when everyone wants to "comfort" me for not being chosen?" The man winced at annoyance in the teen's tone but powered through valiantly.
"Sakura?"
"Sakura."
"Heh. You know she's just looking out for you right? Though a…get well party may have been in bad taste." Kakashi coughed seeing the blonde's face redden again.
It had been more like a humiliation ritual than a party despite it only being composed of Konoha 12..11…10 and their senseis.
Barring Kakashi of course.
The better choice would have been to let the entire situation blow over without drawing attention to it but Sakura Haruno had her own plans.
"Can we move on Sensei? It's been more than a month since then…" Kakashi nodded quickly, the second hand embarrassment even getting at him.
"Right, I just wanted to explain to you why after you calmed down a bit but then you started avoiding us…"
Naruto looked helpless.
"Avoiding you? Calm down? Sensei, what do I look like to you? I still meet everyone regularly and I'm not some crazy person who attacks people when things don't go his way."
"True, but don't forget who I am, Naruto. My time in the Anbu has served me well." Ahaha, the Uzumaki stiffened at that but Kakashi decided his cute student could use advice on how to avoid his eyes rather than saving him the embarrassment.
"Naruto, you have powers of perception far beyond any living human, barring Sasuke's former teammate and Hiashi perhaps. It's child play for you to lessen your engagements with us if you wish. With this knowledge and this crystal ball-"
"You're spying on me?!"
Kakashi smirked.
"A kage can't legally spy on his village. Moving on, I was able to find the slight difference in your patterns. Bravo for making me work for it however."
Naruto slumped in the chair looking both embarrassed and uninterested.
"Congratulations I guess? Don't know what you'd do it for though. Could've just left me alone…"
"But the duty of a teacher is to help his disciple-"
"Student." Naruto interrupted grumpily and was ignored.
"So, instead of letting you stew and making everyone walk on eggshells around you, I decided to trust your determination and let you solve it on your own. I'll tell you what happened on nomination day."
That caught the blonde Uzumaki's attention, as he looked at Kakashi, clearly intrigued.
Wasn't that illegal?
Kakashi flashed his signature eye-smile, the kind that seemed to say, 'I'm Hokage. Rules don't apply to me.'
"On nomination day, there were numerous nominations for you, of course, many proposed by your own friends, except a young Nara, naturally…"
"Grrr. Lazy bastard."
"…But all those nominations were shot down, each with well-reasoned arguments that no one could refute."
With a slight shuffle of papers, Kakashi slid a single sheet of paper across the desk, his eyes still twinkling under his mask.
"Here is a list I compiled from what I could remember. Tell me what you think."
Naruto hesitantly took it, muttering "It's smaller than I thought?" as he looked over it.
"Well of course. You have most of the needed strengths in a Kage already, however there are a few key things that have eluded you."
The blonde nodded idly, his eyes still scanning through the paper and Kakashi simply waited for the outburst he knew would come.
10 seconds later…
The scandalous gasp got the man to sigh before his eyes bulged at what he heard.
"Inexperienced with women?! Sensei, are you serious?! You can't be! This has to be fake right?!"
Kakashi sweat dropped.
"Aren't you angry with any of the other ones Naruto? I could have sworn that one would have been the least problematic…"
"Huh? No, I guess they make sense, too young, inexperienced and I guess some people still think I'm immature that's fine-"
But then the Uzumaki glared down at the paper.
"But how can anyone say I'm inexperienced with women?! I've met loads of girls!"
"Ehm…they are not talking about that kind of experience, Naruto." The man said awkwardly as even his own operatives began shifting in their positions.
"What?! What else is there?!"
Kakashi sighed.
"The honey trap kind, Naruto."
There was not a single thought behind the Uzumaki's blue eyes as he looked at his sensei.
"What? Honey? What does that have to do with anything- hey I know that look! I'm not an idiot!"
Kakashi massaged his eyebrows wondering how he would deal with this problem.
"Hokage sama, permission to show Uzumaki sama exactly what you are speaking about?"
Kakashi's eyes lit up.
"Permission granted. Though don't be too hard on him. Wouldn't want any problems cropping up. Oh and you can unmask temporarily." The man leaned back on his seat taking out his classic Icha Icha and Naruto growled annoyed at not knowing something again.
"Oi, sensei-" Naruto paused, sensing movement in front of him.
He kept his muscles relaxed, trying not to react, but still flinched when waist-length purple hair brushed against his cheeks causing him to shiver, and blank brown eyes seemed to pierce straight into his soul.
The soft, plush derriere that settled onto Naruto's lap, warm and teasing, awoke something in him as it grinded down slowly. Long, toned legs wrapped around his back, the soft yet firm pressure sending a shiver down his spine.
The gentle rise and fall of soft mounds of grey mesh covered breasts pressed against his chest, with the scent of sweet subtle perfume teasing his senses nearly had him light headed.
A finger poked him on the nose, getting his eyes to focus there in a daze. Soon they gilded up the bridge of said organ to point directly up to brown eyes staring at him with an unknown emotion.
She spoke and Naruto never thought anyone other than Hinata could speak so quietly.
"This Uzumaki dono, is a honey trap and you-"
She flicked his nose playfully.
"Have failed."
With that, her feet uncoiled and she retreated back into the shadows without another word.
Naruto sat shell shocked, the only hint of her presence still prominent in his bulging pants.
"Do you understand now, Naruto chan?" His teacher didn't mock him at all, genuinely interested in helping him as he flicked a page reading as Miki Chan got mating pressed.
Naruto nodded slowly, licking his lips wishing he wasn't able to sense her in the room.
Staring at him.
"Y-yeah. That was-"
"For every 5 great men out there, 3 fall for it, Naruto chan. It's just how we work. Heck, I remember willingly falling in a couple back in the day." The man reminisced with a dreamy sigh before a glint of seriousness entered his eyes.
"That said, for every 5 great men, all have been exposed to honey traps. What separates those who fall from those who rise are their ability to maneuver around such fine bodacious ladies. After all you can't punch the problem away if it isn't hostile, right?"
A teacher through and through, Naruto thought nodding at the lecturing tone.
"Good. Now fly off and deal with this problem yourself, my pupil, there is no more that I can teach you unfortunately." The man had a lot he could teach but his erotic book clearly had more importance.
Naruto didn't notice.
Getting up awkwardly, Naruto stubbornly didn't glance at the left side of the room as he left. Luckily being able to control his body to such a high level he was able to keep his dignity.
Though both he and a certain sleeping tailed beast would be the only ones to know he used near God like powers to not look like an idiot.
"Cya sensei." The door shut behind him normally and the man finally allowed his eyes to pull away from his book.
"Yuugao-chan? I said be light with him. You've just set a horny, handsome teenager with the power to crater all 5 major villages in an hour, at home no less, off on our populace. What do you have to say for yourself, my little Kohai?"
There was a beat of embarrassed silence.
"Uzumaki dono is rather dashing in an absentminded way, Hokage sama. He's far too easy too tease as well."
"...perfectly understandable."
-5 hours later
"Tchis schhuff is awesome…!" Naruto belched in absolutely smashed drunk as yet another glass was poured for him by cunning red lips.
"Indeed Uzumaki sama~ This sake has been fermented for a very long time. It's worth quite a bit but how could I not pull out all the stops for the world's hero?" It was worth half her store actually but she was going to be bagging something much more valuable with it.
Naruto's head bobbed at her words looking like he understood though the lazy smile showed he had no clue what was going on.
"Yeash…it's nice to get shome appreciation!"
Long black eyelashes blinked coquettishly.
"I sense a story, Uzumaki sama? Care to share?" Of course she didn't forget to refill his suddenly empty glass.
And so the Uzumaki did in the confines of the bar owner's private lounge, ranting about today's events and his inexperience with women though he was only 20% accurate in his retelling.
The woman's eyes lit up with each passing word, red painted fingers scraping muscular forearms as large motherly thighs pressed against his.
"That must've been sooo embarrassing Naruto sama! I had no idea Hokage sama was such a taskmaster. There are far easier ways to correct such a situation~"
Three if she was feeling particularly adventurous.
Naruto squinted his eyes like he had been told something incredible.
"Really? I didn't hash any luck tonight though?!"
"That's because only a young crowd was out tonight Uzumaki sama. You need a much more mature touch." Two huge, round, fleshy covered appendages pushed against his arm and Naruto eyes widened in amazement.
"You'd really do that for me?"
With a chuckle a small hand took hold of his covered slumbering dick in a tight grip, answering his question as it began hardening.
"I am more than fine with helping you Uzumaki sama…in fact."
"I'd be delighted."
Her plush, painted lips then pressed up tight against his, warm and moist as she moaned.
If he had any inclinations they all died a swift death. He couldn't find enough willpower to put up any resistance against the sudden sealing of his lips with soft, skilled ones. It was his first kiss with a woman after all.
Perhaps he could have still stood a chance of controlling himself and stopping the rapid blood flow, swelling his cock to a massive size. But with a combination of still being horny from his honey trap, being drunk and being a teenager?
It was almost light work for an experienced woman's soft hand to coax out the true size of his immense girth.
Finally, she pulled away, a strand of saliva connecting their lips, looking scared and excited for some reason.
"Uzumaki sama…do you have a ninja tool in your pants?" The mature woman looked rather meek for the first time that night.
Naruto shook his head trying not to focus on the soft groping.
She gave him an amazed look.
"I never knew they could get so fucking big." The sudden spewing of such vulgarity near his ears caused his ears to blush as his chest puffed up like a caveman.
"That good?"
She caught herself looking far more interested than before while ruby colored lips were licked sensually.
"That very good."
Unfortunately, before she could go any further, the door to her lounge was kicked in with the force of a God and a goddess walked into the upstairs room.
"Baaa chan? Waaaassup?"
"S-Senju sama?! This is a private organization and you're trespassing?!"
A sleeveless grey, kimono-style blouse. Red nail polish. Black high heels. Tsunade, the former Hokage and resident bombshell, stood with her arms crossed, her golden hair tied into her signature twin ponytails and her amber eyes completely unimpressed.
"And you're molesting a well known hero. Let's call it even, yeah?"
The woman paled looking like freshly dropped snow, while the angry mountain leveler stomped all the way over to the connected duo.
"W-wait! He wanted this! He didn't fight back so-"
"Naruto is a sweetheart who wouldn't hurt you unless you tried killing him. I'm not though." A petite hand picked up the scantily clad Milf who wiggled in a panic.
Calm amber orbs stared at the woman though anyone could tell she was barely a string away from snapping.
"Give me one reason why I shouldn't flatten you and this bar right now?"
The woman went limp in the former kage's arms.
"I-its a crime?"
Tsunade smirked and cocked back her fist.
"Cute."
Luckily, a much better reason made itself known on the older woman's arm.
"Baa chan! You're making a scene. Stahp!" Said woman froze at the casual physical contact from the teen before snorting letting the woman drop.
"You've never touched a bottle of sake in your life huh brat? Come here, idiot!" After staring at him and a certain bulge for a minute, she picked him up like a sack of potatoes. The woman then turned around before sending a glance to the destroyed door.
"Here. Get yourself a new one with this." Letting the paper float to the floor, the previous and future Hokage both left the bar a little worse for wear.
Still trembling and utterly terrified, the woman glanced down at the paper. As she picked it up, her face drained of color, and her breath caught in her throat. The words on the page sent a cold shiver down her spine, it was an infamous…
Senju IOU!
"So you got your first buzz because of something stupid like that, brat? Don't you know you shouldn't take drinks from strangers?" The older woman's voice was laced with amusement as Naruto's backside hit the bed with a thump.
"Snot funny..." he slurred, his words sluggish. He was so close to accomplishing his goal in one go.
"Getting more smashed than you have in your entire life because you haven't seen a pair of tits is the height of hilarity. " Another titter made the Uzumaki's cheek redden as he lashed out at the woman.
"Hey old lady! I would sheen my first pair if ya hadn't interrupted!" He pointed at her in drunk disbelief before she flicked his forehead, getting his head to thump against his bed.
"Owwwww."
"Don't call me that you pervy little brat. I could have sworn Jiraiya would have taught you all about feminine wiles when you went training with him. Especially with that…sexy jutsu of yours."
"That perwvet? He may have brought me to shome brothels but he didn't teach me anything about that! Uzumaki Naruto learned everything by himself, believe it!"
"And you don't think none of your lady friends would help you?" She took another sip of her suddenly appearing sake bottle, her eyes lingering over him.
Naruto gave a strange look to the sake bottle.
"Hey, wasn't that sake that lady's own?"
"It was, now answer the question brat!"
"Nooo, jeez! What kinda times do ya think we're living granny?!" Did she honestly think he would just go up and ask that to one of them?
The woman looked slightly mollified by his answer, if a bit annoyed. "Stop calling me that brat before I cave your head in. "
Naruto mumbled under his breath about violent grannies but made sure she didn't hear.
"I heard that! Now go to sleep, and don't repeat this foolishness tomorrow. There are better ways to go about this than that." The woman got up and the Uzumaki scrambled to follow, baffled.
"Wait, I thought ya were gonna help me with this, isn't that why ya brought me home?!"
Tsunade paused before turning like a broken record, her brown eyes flaring.
"What. Did. You. Say?"
Unaware of how close he was to being in a hospital, the intoxicated Uzumaki continued his rant.
"Ya caused me to miss out on a chance I'll probably never get again! Where else am I gonna find a pretty lady who will let me see her big boobs- ow?!"
The cap of the sake bottle bounced off his skull and Naruto nearly growled in annoyance when it hit the same spot.
"We really need to keep you away from anything with alcohol. You've never been this perverted and aggressive before. I wonder if Jiraiya knew…" The woman snorted, but didn't continue moving, actually looking like she was contemplating something.
Of course even drunk Naruto knew he was hopeless with girls and the teen nearly whooped when the woman sat back down on his bed.
"-I'm feeling slightly sympathetic to your plight, so I suppose I can help-"
"Really?! You're the besssht Baa chan!" The Uzumaki already had an inkling where it was going and didn't hesitate to show his drunken enthusiasm, wrapping his brawny arms around the curve of her back, nearly squeezing stuffing out of the woman.
"Ooof-" He was promptly launched back into the bed without any effort.
"If you are going to act like an over-excited puppy, we'll end this right here."
'Can't you just heal my drunkness away then or something?!' He wanted to shout but the way her eyes glared at him got him to cough.
"So are ya gonna hook me up with someone granny? I hear the Mizukage is your friend…hehehe~ I bet everyone will be shocked to hear it!" The extra red blush on the blonde's face certainly wasn't from the alcohol.
Tsunade raised an eyebrow, looking relieved.
"So you like older women then brat?"
"Well they are the only ones I could find when making my sexy jutsu and they have a lot of stuff to…look at!" Naruto scratched his cheek with an oblivious look, completely unaware of the pleased look on the woman's face.
"Alright. Stay above the waist." The woman moved to the edge of the bed and Naruto looked at her blankly.
"What? What does that mean Baa chan?"
"Don't be stupid brat. Touch and feel, whatever you need to get used to a woman's body."
Naruto's eyes widened in shock, and for a moment, his gaze instinctively shot to her breasts, just noticing something.
That familiar low-cut blouse she always wore was slightly pushed aside and down leaving those massive, heaving tits of hers even more loose.
Hell, he even thought her nipples nearly slipped too from the flash of pink he saw.
'No…bra?' The drunk Uzumaki couldn't comprehend what was happening before he caught himself.
"B-baa-chan, are you crazy?!" Naruto stuttered, taking a huge jump back and out of the bed nearly tripping over his feet. "I couldn't possibly...! You're, you're like 50 years old, Baa-chan!"
He did not realize how close he came to bodily dismemberment from the already embarrassed woman.
Tsunade rolled her eyes, a look of annoyance crossing her face.
"I'm just trying to help you become a better Hokage. Isn't that what you wanted? If you can't even handle me, who you already know, how can you handle anyone else?" she said, her voice dry.
Naruto's face turned bright red as he kept his eyes fixed on the floor.
"Uhm."
Tsunade chuckled, a low, throaty sound. "Suit yourself." she said, before her voice went carefully blank. "Either way I won't go back on my word. You have 6 minutes starting now."
"And stay above the waist."
Naruto simply gazed blankly upon the hourglass figure to die for, wondering what was going on. This was the woman he had thought of as a…well definitely not a mother but something similar maybe.
'Brat.'
'Kurama?! Help please I-!'
'Do you trust me?'
'With my life!'
'Then do it. Don't ask why. You'll thank me later.'
'Wait can you get rid of this buzzz- and you're gone?!'
Naruto could feel the connection severing as the tailed beast left his wisdom for the stupid mortal problem.
Naruto looked back at the woman licking his lips nervously, hardly able to think so he could only follow the advice he was given.
He took tentative steps forward realizing her curvy, fleshy form looked even more juicy and full this vantage point, and Naruto couldn't help but gulp at what he was in for.
The woman said nothing, not even looking at him, though he felt it was impossible for her not to see the lewd bulging imprint running down the leg of his orange pants.
Naruto paused in front of her, face to cock, with absolutely no clue what to do next watching as her nostrils flared up for some reason.
"Shhooo…"
"If you must, brat, think of it as a doctor's visit. You're just getting familiar with the, ah, topography of a female body? Is that better?" Pouty lips upturned as she shot him an amused look.
Funny enough it was as the Uzumaki sat on the side of her, very aware of the intense body heat she radiated.
"D-doctor right! T-turn around..maybe please?" Damn it was embarrassing but that thought quickly faded when she complied easily, those huge udders wobbling with the quick movement.
Man…
"Ehm, I check them now, okay?" The broken speaking was the last of his concerns as she simply nodded, not moving a inch more.
"Right…" His hand raised with more confidence than his earlier actions.
He wouldn't lie. It was always within his raunchy thoughts, perfectly aware that the stacked woman was like the last cup of ramen, perfect for silent appreciation from afar but nothing more.
She was so much older than him, more mature, that stuff with Pervy sage, so so much older-
Yet none of that entered his brain as he placed his hand on her chest.
They were the first pair he had touched and he already thought they were perfect.
(Somewhere in the distance, a certain lavender eyed girl paled.)
His large hand wasn't even enough to cover a single globe. And that was saying something considering his rapid growth spurt that put him a couple inches above her.
"Heavy…!" He hadn't even done much and yet, the weight of a single udder shifting in his hands made him wonder how she moved so quickly.
Though Sakura probably didn't have that problem.
Naruto didn't even realize how immersed he got. This was his first time touching a woman's chest, so his curiosity could not be quenched.
He shuffled his hand under the huge flesh, cupping the breast from beneath, able to feel the weight of her impressive bust. Heaving it up slightly and he gently rubbed and massaged them like they were the most delicate and precious thing ever. He could do this all damn day-!
'I wonder..' A bit of mischief entered the blonde's eyes and he flattened his hand and allowed the flat of his palm under her breast.
Dragging it all the way out and up Naruto could only gape as the enormous boobs jiggled like no one's business, slapping together in lewd loud claps before settling back in place. He could just push his face right in bet-
"Enjoying yourself, I take it."
It wasn't a statement.
Naruto zoned out having completely forgotten the woman whose chest he was fondling and didn't dare look up but that also kept his eyes on her breast luckily.
Still, he wasn't afraid to answer.
"Yeah…they're really something else…"
"Then you should hurry up. Time is ticking."
Naruto's eyes widened at the reminder and quickly threw himself back into the fray with far more confidence.
"Oof! Calm down, you horny brat! They aren't going anywhere!"
Naruto's ears burned but both his hands didn't stop roughly groping the large mammaries, pulling them in every direction like an over excited toddler.
However a deeper thought told him he didn't actually sense any anger with his negative emotion sensing. In fact he sensed none.
What did that mean?
Either way the Uzumaki needed to ask a question.
"Slurp. B-Baa chan don't you have…" Naruto hesitated as he juggled her breast, finally looking into her slightly red face.
"Have what, brat? Go on." She spoke knowingly as he worked up the courage.
"Nipples Baa chan! I don't feel them anywhere! Don't you have any?" He even rubbed the part where he thought the nipples were through her shirt, causing her to shudder as she smirked.
"Only one way to find out right?"
One way indeed.
The teen's fingers left her chest as they reached the edge of her grey blouse.
Naruto hesitated for a moment, poised at the threshold, before gently slipping his fingers inside and gripping the fabric.
With a deliberate slowness, the hands began to pull the blouse down and outward.
Her massive breasts, confined no more, began to bulge forth, the heavy globes straining against the remaining fabric.
One tug.
Two tugs.
Three and the blouse was pulled aside and those massive flesh bags disguised as tits busted free, jiggling and bouncing wildly.
Naruto gaped at the majestic scene.
His dick nearly exploded when his brain processed it.
Massive round tit-flesh, milky white complexion, sagging only slightly with their immense weight, the pale softness blending into the juicy pink of the large areolas, finishing with the nipple…
Whaaaaa?!
His head immediately zoomed closer as he spoke hushed at the notable absence of any nipples.
"Baa chan, what the fuck?"
"The medical term is retracted nipples." she corrected, her voice dripping with something he didn't pick up. "And they're quite rare actually."
"You can only be born with them…."
"...or acquire them during pregnancy." Naruto jerked back, a flash of milk dribbling down her chest in his mind.
"Either way, it's a unique characteristic, one that I've learned to...appreciate."
"Is that why you don't wear a bra? Cause they won't, ya know, show?"
She nodded as he swallowed.
"So how do you get them…out?"
"Get them out? Why would I ever need to?"
"I-I guess you're right…" As she spoke, the woman's breasts seemed to grow heavier somehow in his hypnotized gaze.
Naruto tried but he really couldn't stop the drool puddling in his mouth.
"…Baa chan?"
"Something wrong?"
There was.
"I want to suck on your tits. I don't think I even wanted to be Hokage this bad. Baa chan I'll die if I don't." He spoke bluntly.
The woman's eyes stared at him in surprise at the admittance and despite trying to stay unaffected, a little red crept on her tipsy cheeks.
Her eyes seemed to say "Perverted Brat!"
Naruto didn't care.
"L-lie back…we need to check and see if your nipples are really okay, Obaa chan, ehehe." Paper thin reasoning with a million holes-
Still, the woman just rolled her eyes, laying on her back reaching for a pillow to support her.
As she lay back, legs dangling over the bed, her breasts jiggled slightly, and Naruto's eyes glued themselves to the tantalizing sight.
He couldn't help but let out a low, husky groan, his mouth watering in anticipation. The woman's cheeks grew even redder at the desperate, almost needy sound.
"Fine, but don't get any ideas, this is just for you to get more experienced." she said, trying to sound stern, but her voice came out barely above a whisper.
Naruto didn't even bother responding, kicking his right leg over her torso to straddle her, his attention completely focused on the prize.
Gently squeezing with both hands, he felt her pliable flesh contorting under his fingers, her uncovered breasts almost feeling like jelly and by the sage, the raw version was so much better. Easily spilling into his hand like some kind of firm water, rubber mixture.
Even with slow, mindful movements as not to pull out her "retracted nipple", he was still able to make her huge tits jiggle fully, his eyes fully focused on her bouncing chest.
"You really are like a child with a new toy huh brat?" She snorted.
"A very pretty toy…" Naruto mumbled without thinking, shutting her up.
Soon however he was bending down and inhaling deeply, taking in the sweet yet sweaty scent of her skin. Two enormous orbs of pale flesh in dangerous proximity to his salivating mouth, primed for sucking.
And he did just that.
No hesitation.
His first action was to lean forward and give her breast a long, hungry lick over that hidden nipple.
"Ahhh f-fuck finally-"
The woman's eyes rolled back, and she let out a soft moan, her hands drifting up to blonde hair, tangling her fingers in the strands unable to hide it any longer.
As for Naruto, well, he was just being a horny teen for once in his life.
He quickly repeated the action, lapping away at both breasts like a dog to its territory, coating her with his scent using his hot, wet tongue.
He could feel the woman shifting underneath him but that didn't stop him from focusing on one tit and placing a long kiss over her wet areola before he puckered his mouth and sucked.
Hard!
"Ack- shit you stupid fucking brat! You be gentle with my tit, you little shit!" The woman's body jumped and her hands almost made to pull his head off but instead they simply began mashing his face into her tit-flesh, something he appreciated.
Gotcha! He thought in triumph, nearly drowning in his own saliva when something puffy, hard and pebbled made itself known in his mouth.
With his quest finished he made to see his handy work.
The woman under him trembled and took a sharp breath when his mouth detached with a wet lewd pop, a string of drool connecting her swollen tit to his still open mouth.
They both looked at the pale flesh rapidly turning red with abuse and most of all the beautiful plump, fat nipple throbbing erect in mid air coated in spit. The little nipple looked like it had never had a day of abuse until his mouth came in contact.
Naruto gazed at it entranced before looking directly in her bright red complexion, with even her neck crimson in utter embarrassment.
As if she had been defiled.
After taking in the heavy breaths and her trembles he made to immediately dive in for the next one.
"Hell no! Your time was up long ago brat! Stay the hell away from my chest!" The woman got out between trembling, stopping him with a single finger as Naruto whined.
"You can't be serious right Baa chan? We hardly got started!"
The woman growled annoyed at him as she tried getting up but she forgot exactly who she was trying to over power.
"I said no idiot and get off so I can wash this slobber."
The problem was that the teen still wanted to suck on tit flesh.
'She's lying brat.' Sensing genuine distress a fed up fox that could not take the internal whining tried to stop it quickly.
'Really?!'
'Yes. What you do with this information isn't my problem.'
The woman who had been in the middle of wiggling froze when the teen called her out.
"My time isn't finished yet! At least let me finish up before you leave!"
She looked at him with wide eyes clearly not expecting him to have been keeping track before she let out an annoyed growl looking away, laying back down and puffing up her tits.
"You have 40 seconds, hurry it up."
But Naruto didn't go back to her breasts. Not right away. Instead he tried finding a way to get her to stay longer-
"Oi! What are you-" The Uzumaki dropped face to face letting his hands rest on her shoulders to let her face him.
The woman flinched at the speed, mulishly glaring at him before he interrupted-
"Stay above the waist right?" He asked.
"Wha-?" Was as far as she got to ask before her eyes widened and her body melted into the bed like butter.
'Ah shit.' Was her first and final thought for the next 50 seconds before everything went hazy.
Quiet squelches were the only sound, filling the air every time their tongues met and the woman became more and more light headed, squirming underneath him clamping her legs closed tightly.
It was only when the hyperactive brat pulled back for air, panting as a string of saliva connected their puffy lips was she able to open her mouth, inhaling rapidly to replace the air in her lungs.
'Slurrp'
She watched as the tongue that had been used to swap saliva with her in the sloppy exchange coiled back into his mouth before he gave her a boyish grin.
"That was great wasn't it?! Ya even let me go over the time. And don't lie I can sense if ya do!"
The woman said nothing, still recovering but even when his head descended to her untouched, still hidden nipple she did not say anything, unable to reject the pleasure.
This evil brat~!
(Break)
When Naruto was woken up again by a sharp jolt of chakra, it was to a killer headache, a still tipsy mind, a warm bed and a raging boner to end them all.
"Huh? What jusht happened?" Squinting his eyes looking around confused, Naruto found no answers in his apartment until a confused tailed beast got him to stiffen.
"In order, you and that other flesh bag went on to more debauched acts until you broke your pre established rule and she left you after knocking you out. Now look to the side of the room brat. We have a…situation."
Jumping up to his feet in less than half a second, the blonde's form was illuminated in gold, hovering slightly off the floor as he tried to sense what Kurama was talking about.
….
The blonde's eyes bulged in sudden understanding, when his head swung to the end of his room.
'Kurama…'
'Brat. Don't ask me. I have not a single clue.'
Naruto floated over to the wall in his room in a daze, wondering if he was still dreaming or if anything at all was real. When his feet finally touched the floor and the glow abated, having not sensed any more threats, Naruto's mind was finally able to compute what was before him.
Ass. A lady's ass. A very, very tall lady's ass.
The caveman part of his brain was easily able to identify.
Even covered by a baggy, long white dress, it couldn't be hidden away from his thunderstruck gaze. In all his years of living he had never seen anything that could compare yet.
He took in the sight of that lower half, her ass, a mountainous expanse of jiggling fatty tissue with a noticeable curve stuck inside his room's wall.
While the dress didn't cling tightly to her thighs and hips, and it simply couldn't contain the size of her meaty bottom, which seemed to want to explode from the fabric to be freed.
Her singular cheeks were impressive, visible bulges of fat that seemed to be straining against the seams of the dress on the sides.
The heels only added a bit of height to her already towering, gigantic frame, and only served to accentuate the enormity of her rear end.
Naruto took a single step forward and realized he was nearly eye to ass, still standing up!
'Look up brat! What's that?'
In a daze the Uzumaki followed the tailed beast's command and plucked up the…picture
'Wait is this her?!'
Yellowish eyes, a bright-grey complexion, a large, black, wide-brimmed hat and wide killer smile nearly had Naruto gasping for breath.
What the fuck.
...Listen.
Hear me out.