2Lincoln Reynolds of the Island
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In a far away island in the south pacific, that's normally left unmarked and unchecked by mankind and the modern state of the world, we pan down to see a young tween boy, who had peach skin, natural loss of pigmentation hair, as he's easily spotted by his orange shirt, jeans, and bucked teeth.
"Oh I didn't see you guys there, my name is Lincoln Park Reynolds, and I'm currently an exchange student from Royalwoods Michigan, USA" said Lincoln as he was talking to you the reader.
"You maybe asking yourself, what is a 21st century kid like me is doing in a nearly uncharted, uninhabited island and not back home? Well to make a long story short, I agreed to sign up for an exchange program, mainly cause things at home have been rather… well sad" said Lincoln as he stepped outside of his own personal bungalow and out into the scorching sun.
"I… I'm not ready to talk about it, but I will tell you guys why here out of all places. Well I was talking to my old Elementary School teacher, who recommended this place to me as I'd fit in and have a chance to exchange cultures" said Lincoln.
"And you know what, she was right, like right now, I'm learning how the people of the island stay cool on an exceptionally hot day like today, with my host family, which coincidentally enough are the inhabitants that make up the islands entire residence, all of which can be easily packed in a short bus going to school" said Lincoln as he approached 3 of the islands residence.
"These right here are some of the islands residence, the Loud Sisters, of the Loud family which includes, 10 girls, yeah you heard me, their parents, Governor Lynn Loud VII, his wife Rita who coincidentally comes from the neighboring town Hazel Tuckey, and of course the islands which doctor, spirit medium, and medicine woman, their great grandmother Harriet" said Lincoln as he took some sunglasses out and made himself comfy with the girls.
"So girls, aren't you all going to teach me how to chill" asked Lincoln as the people waiting for him were 2 twin sisters with matching missing front teeth and an older teenage girl who had her own sunglasses made up of wood.
"This is how we chill Lincoln" said the older teenage girl as she wore a grass skirt and a seafoam green bikini top, "That's Leni, she's the second oldest of the Loud Sisters here, she's as smart as a rutabaga, but compensates it by being the nicest person around this place.
"Yeah, but don't get comfy now, we got to scoot over soon in the same direction as the shade" said one of the kid twins, wearing a navy blue bikini top and matching loincloth of all things and had red paint smeared across her face.
"That's Lana, she might look like an island savage, but she's friendly, likes to hang out with islands animals and has her episodic moments of tinkering" said Lincoln.
"Speaking of, scoot over, last thing I need is an unsightly tan again" said the other twin wearing a pink tube top and a grass skirt as she wore a tiara atop her head.
"And that's Lola, self proclaimed island princess and general pain in the butt" said Lincoln as he looked back at the trio.
"You guys can't be serious, we live on an island, so you know the beach can't be that far from here. Can it?" asked Lincoln, "It's about 7 miles to get there on foot" said Lana.
"And that's after traversing through the jungle, 3 large hills, and a river" said Lola, "Wow, makes you wish we had a bus to get to from paint a to b" said Lincoln.
"What's a bus" asked Leni, "A bus, think of a large metal vehicle that can transport a great number of people from one part of town to the next, and that's usually an affordable alternative to those who don't own a car" explained Lincoln.
"What's a car" asked Lola, "A car, or as it was called the automobile, a gasoline fueled machine that can take you from anywhere at any given time, that comes in all shorts of shapes and size, with some having a sporty look, some having a muscular look, and others meant for the family as it can generally carry you to your destination at a speed no human can possibly accomplished" said Lincoln.
"Sounds crazy if you asked me" said Lola, "Sounds interesting" said Leni, "Sounds… possible" said Lana as she had a look in her eye.
"Lincoln come with me" said Lana as she took the mainlander by his hand, "Where are we going" asked Lincoln.
"To Lisa" said Lana matter-o-factly as they stood outside a small hut, afore knocking on the door.
"Yes" came Lisa as she was the second youngest of the Loud Sisters, but was probably the smartest and most logical individual on the island as she wore green tube top and grass skirt as she wore a set of spectacles.
"Lincoln, tell Lisa what you told me" said Lana as Lincoln went into great detail as to the car he was talking about.
"Hm, such an invention would prove beneficial for all of us" said Lisa as she ushered Lincoln into her lab.
"Would you be kind enough as to draw me a blueprint" said Lisa as Lincoln proved his skills as an artist and explain the basic needs to make a car into a reality.
"So we need the body, an engine, a steering wheel, car wheels, and pedals to control the gas and breaks to the vehicles" said Lincoln, "Hm" said Lisa, "You think we can get it done by today" asked Lana.
"Come on now, not even Lisa could figure something like this out, it'll take you guys…" began Lincoln as he was ready to point out the flaws to this invention investment.
"About an hour, an hour and 10 minutes if we run into some snafu's" said Lisa, "All right then, tell us what you need Lisa" asked Lana.
"Lana I need you to stay here and use your carpenter skills to build the body, Lincoln I need you to gather as many coconuts you can find scattered on the ground at the base of a coconut tree, and the more rotten it is, the better" said Lisa.
"O…k" said Lincoln awkwardly as he went about gathering some rotten coconuts.
"Jeez, gonna have to make a few trips" said Lincoln as he could only carry 5 coconuts at a time.
"Need a hand" came the voice of a young adult woman wearing a blue bikini top, and matching loincloth as it was purposely designed to have a thong aesthetic as it was wedged between her cheeks.
"That's Lori, the oldest of the Loud Sisters, she tends to keep her sisters in order while her dad does Governor stuff in his crude office, and Rita wrights down her families history. She can be a bit bossy and kind of a jerk at times, but I think it's because one day she'll be in charge to be our new island chief" said Lincoln.
"Yeah, I could use a hand to carry these coconuts over to Lisa's lab" said Lincoln, "Hm, what do you have her making you this time" asked Lori.
"You'll see soon enough" said Lincoln as he lead them to Lisa's lab as they made his trip that much more easy.
"Alright, while I have Lana twiddling with the body and parts, I'm going to make us a fuel" said Lisa, "But how are we going to make fuel out of coconuts" asked Lincoln.
"Ain't you ever heard of ethanol" said Lisa matter-o-factly as she put on her vintage soviet cold war gasmask.
Throwing the rotting contents in a giant cast iron cauldron, the process stank to high heaven as both Lori and Lincoln had put some distance between them and Lisa.
"This thing better be worth it" coughed Lori, "It will" coughed Lincoln.
Time Skip
Against all logic, and practicality, Lisa and Lana did it, and crafted the first ever automobile made up of hardwood, slate, reed, and animal skin.
"Alright guys, time for the moment of truth" said Lincoln as he sat into the driver seat and started the vehicle.
"It's alive!" exclaimed Lincoln, "It's perfect" said Lana as she shed a tear, "It's rather cool" said Lori, "You mean uncool" said Lola.
"How exactly do you expect me, a princess to be seen driving around in such a dinky old junker" said Lola, "And what would milady have us do" asked Lincoln sarcastically.
"I want something bigger with a wide passenger seat in the back, with working ac and happens to be a convertible" said Lola as everyone jeered.
"Everyone get back to work" said Lisa as she knew better than to disobey Lola as she's bound to rant and rage when not given what she wants.
"I'll start building up the body again" said Lana, "Leni, come give me and Lincoln here a hand" said Lori as they went back to gathering coconuts.
Unfortunately they pretty much got the best of the worst pickings on the ground as they only options was trying to wrangle some off a tree.
"Man, this is a pain in the butt" said Lori, "No kidding, how is a dead tree so sturdy" asked Lincoln.
"You guys need a hand" came the voice of a young teenage girl close to Lincoln's age as she wore a grass skirt and opted to use red paint to cover her chest which surprisingly did the trick to making her look decent.
"This here is Lynn Loud VIII, the islands 'resident hunter' who goes about harassing the wild life with rubber tipped arrows, harpoons, and spears. She's a meat head with a short temper, and yet very easily to manipulate" grunted Lincoln.
"Lynn, hey we could use your help" said Lincoln, "What you need me to do" asked Lynn, "Help us pull down that coconut tree down to our level" instructed Lynn.
Thanks to Lynn's help, the group was able to bring the coconut tree down, where Lincoln went to picking them off.
"All right, that should be the last of it and enough to make more fuel" said Lincoln, "Sweet" said Leni as she and Lori let go off their hold on the rope, leaving Lynn alone to be catapult sky high.
"Leni you were supposed to hold the rope down and ease it back to place with Lynn" said Lori, "I thought that was your job" Leni said, even though the truth was no one discussed who's role was who's as the trio whistled an innocent tune and walked back to camp with their spoils.
Time Skip
With Lola's dream vehicle finally built, the Loud siblings were dead set in wanting to finally make that planned trip to the beach.
"All right that should do it everyone" said Lisa as she and Lana admired their handy work, "It's about time" said Lola as she was lounging under a large leaf from the sun as she didn't lift a finger in this favor of hers.
"You said, now let's go to the beach" said Lincoln as he hopped in the 2 seater that Lisa and Lana built for him.
"All right then mainlander, show me what this little invention of yours can do" said Lori as she gave no one else a chance to ride shotgun with Lincoln as he drove them to the beach.
"Ah, now this is a vehicle fit for a princess" said Lola as she sat in the back seat and turned the mini fan on.
"Now sisters, who wants to do me the favor and have the honor of chauffeuring me to the beach" said Lola as she got no response from her siblings, which irked her.
"Hey, I'm not talking to myself now!" yelled Lola as she sat up and saw what was basically a knock off to the iconic Flintstone vehicle that Lana, Lisa, and Leni were losing.
"Yeah, so I built this in case we ran out of fuel" explained Lana, "And how, pray tell, do you plan to get this ghetto peddle kart running" asked Lisa.
"With my own 2 feet" said Lana as she amazed her sisters when she yabba-dabba-doo her sisters to the beach, leaving Lola by herself.
"Hey! Who's going to drive me to the beach! I'm a princess, and princesses don't drive themselves!" shouted Lola as if on cue Lynn finally came crashing down from her sky bound trip.
"Lynn, perfect timing" cheered Lola as Lynn wiped the sand off her face, "For what" groaned Lynn.
"To drive me of course" said Lola as Lynn finally got to take a look at her vehicle, "…ok sis" said Lynn as she opted to roll with it.
"Hey how do you work this thing" asked Lynn as she fiddled with some dials, buttons, and levers, before like a bat out of hell, did their car raced past everyone.
"Doesn't this island have speed limits" Lincoln as Lori as she shrugged her shoulders afore slowing down so that Lana may catch up to them.
"Lisa, what exactly did you do to Lola's car, give it some nitrous" asked Lincoln, "Like we have the resources to spare for such a commodity. Nope I used the only other alternative we had on the island, and that was to built a mini nuclear powerplant" said Lisa.
"I'm sorry, you installed a what now" asked Lincoln as he found it hard to believe, "You heard me, I built Lola a fusion powered car, though I probably should've mention if they were to continue drive at the speed, not only will they have overshot and enjoyed their day at the beach, but that fusion core battery is volatile and fragile enough that at the speed she's going it's bound to…" explained Lisa only to be cut off by a loud explosion from a distance.
"Explode" stated Lisa as we pan to where Lynn and Lola were stranded on one of the 3 large rocks a mile off the coast of the island.
"…And when I mean turn left, I mean you turn left, not right you idiot!" yelled Lola, "You never said left you pain in the butt!" yelled back Lynn which proved to be her mistake.
Grabbing a peace of the lumber, Lola slammed it on Lynn's head as she made stuck her tongue out while making a dumb face, before she fell backward from her injuries, as did Lola who barely took the brunt of the explosion.
"Today's a good day to go to the beach" commented Leni as everyone got out of their respected vehicles, "Yeah, to bad Lynn and Lola are missing out" said Lincoln as the group shared a laugh.
So for a bit of context, this is a one shot, might turn it into a 3 shot if I get enough popular feedback.
Also it should be noted that Lincoln's last name Reynolds was ripped from Rita's maiden's name.
Footnote to that, Rita is not related to Albert or their great aunt Ruth, just Lincoln.
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