Misty: Why! I don't want it to end!
Gothy: Shut up or I'll slap you.
At the bottom of the slide, the girls landed safely.
"Wow, what a convenient corpse for us to land on," Misty said, dusting herself off.
"That's not a corpse, that's me," said Gothy, shoving Misty off her.
From down on of the many drains came the echo of evil laughter.
"Quick, follow the evil laughter!" Gothy yelled.
"No! Let's follow the puppy!" Misty said, pointing to a cute puppy running down a pipe.
"Okay," Gothy agreed and they both followed the cute pup.
"Here Puff! Here Puff, Puff!" Misty called.
Suddenly the puppy ran off the edge of the pipe and fell down five stories. He could be heard yipping all the way down until he fell into some water and swam away.
"That was fun. Let's go back to the laugher now." Misty said, heading back along the pipe.
Suddenly, Ron jumped out.
"Ha! You fell into my trap!" he exclaimed, laughing.
"What trap?" Gothy asked.
"This one!" Ron said, and a large net fell down on the two girls.
"Nooo! A net! How did he know our weakness!" said Misty, struggling in the net.
Ron dragged the girls off to his aptly named Evil Lamp Lair! God knows how he did it. Maybe it was magic, I donno. Not like magic is real anyway.
When they got to his lair place, they saw Harry Potter tied up to a large stone. Sacrificial style.
"No Ron, how could you?" yelled Harry, water dipping down his naked chest (hehe!)
"I loved you! And you didn't care!" Ron cried back.
"Is this just me or does this seem oddly gay?" asked Gothy.
"Don't worry, it's not you." Misty said, glancing between the two boys.
"I told you Ron, I'm not gay!" yelled Harry, struggling against his bindings.
"Neither am I! I'm just curious!" replied Ron.
"I could sure use that flying motorcycle now." muttered Harry.
"You had your chance!" called out a voice; everyone looked to see a man flying off on a motorcycle.
"Shut up! I'm going to kill you all with my SUPER KILLING MACHINE!" Ron yelled. Dramatically, he pulled out a spoon.
"That's not a Super Killing Machine, that a spoon." said Gothy.
"Shut up! It will still be a drawn out and painful death." said Ron, approaching Harry.
Suddenly, the puppy from before ran into the room, yipping.
"Hehehe!" giggled Misty, reaching through to spaces in the net towards the puppy. Before she could get it, the puppy transformed into Lord Voldemort.
"Buahahaa!" he laughed evilly. "I'm sorry Weasley, but the only one who can kill Potter is me!" he said, banishing the spoon from Ron's hand.
"Why do I attract freaks!" cried Harry, once again struggling against his bindings.
"I have been spying on all of you in my animagus form." Voldemort said.
"Your animagus form is a puppy?" Misty asked, giggling insanely.
"Shut up! Once I've dealt with Potter, I'm going after you two!" he said, pointing at the girls in the net. Voldemort began to approach Harry with his wand raised.
"Haha! Raised wand." said Gothy.
"You're sick." muttered Misty, grinning.
Suddenly, a large bang echoed down the corridor.
"What now!" said Harry, looking down the corridor.
"Don't worry girls, I'll save you!" cried a voice, and the giant squid appeared.
"Could this get any weirder?" asked Gothy.
"Why yes it could." Said the squid, and began to slide across the ground towards Ron, who was holding the lamp. The squid snatched the lamp, pushing Ron over, who fell and hit his head on a rock, knocking him out cold. The squid held the lamp tightly and began to rub it. The big glittery genie appeared.
"Hey I told you I'm not into that kind of… oh you're not Ron." Said the genie, frowning.
"No, and now that I have you thanks to those foolish girls, I can take over the world! BUAHAHAHAHA!" The squid cried.
"Wait, so the squid is evil now?" Misty asked.
"Guess so." Gothy replied, scratching her head. All through this, Voldemort was watching on with a confused look on his face.
"Oh finally! All my dreams can come true! I wish my cousin Big Fat Gigantic Crustacean could see me now!" Said the squid, not realizing that he was actually making a wish.
"Ok then mister squid." Said the genie, clicking his fingers. A tiny prawn appeared on the floor.
"Hey squiddie! What's happenin' in the hood yo?" asked BFGC.
"Isn't it kind of ironic that hes so small." Said Gothy.
"What are you doing here Big C? I just remembered I don't like you. Go away! I wish you weren't here." Said the squid.
"Ok then." Said the genie, clicking his fingers. The prawn disappeared.
"Well now that he's gone, I can get around to taking over the world. Hey, I could sure go for some fish heads right now, I wish I had some." The squid said. The genie clicked his fingers and a bucket of fish heads appeared.
"Okay, that's three wishes. Time for me to go." He said, and disappeared, along with the lamp.
"What? NOOOOOOOOOO!" cried the squid, opening his tentacles up to the sky. "WHYYY?"
The squid collapsed on the ground and smoke began to rise from him.
"No, I've been out of water too long, I'm dying!" he yelled. "AAAHHH blub blub blub."
And with that, the squid died.
"Well that was totally stupid." Said Misty.
"Well now that's out of the way, I can finally kill Potter." Voldemort said, taking a few steps forward. Suddenly he tripped on a small pebble. He began to smoke.
"NOOOOOO! My one weakness!" Voldemort cried, holding his head in his hands. He quickly stood up, leaning on his knees.
"Grrrr, you win this time Potter, but next time you won't be so lucky!" he said before clicking his fingers. He turned into a puppy once more and ran away.
"I didn't even do anything this time." Harry said. "Now what do we do?" he asked the girls.
"Hey, wait a second, I still have my wand!" said Gothy.
"Hey me too!" cried Misty, pulling hers out. Harry groaned. The girls began to stand up when the net fell off them.
"Well would you look at that. We didn't even need our wands." Gothy said.
"Who would have thought?" said Misty.
"Er, can someone help me?" Harry said, "It's cold and I still have no shirt on."
"Hehehe." Giggled Misty and went over and cut his ropes, helping him up.
"Wait a second, I thought we hated Harry Potter?" asked Gothy.
"Yeah but he got older in the third movie." She replied.
"Ungh… wha… what? What's going on?" mumbled Ron sitting up, rubbing his head. "I can't remember anything of the last three months, and I have a really big headache."
"Well Mr Weasley," began Dumbledore, who just appeared behind them making everyone jump, "that's because you've been under the influence of alcohol." He said.
"How did you get here!" cried Harry, frowning.
"Ron's been under the influence of alcohol for three months?" asked Misty.
"…yes." Said Dumbledore. The girls looked at each other.
"That's good enough for me." Said Gothy, shrugging.
"Wait, that doesn't make sense!" said Harry.
"Well, it's time to go. Come on and grab onto my robes children." He said. So Ron, Misty, Gothy and Harry all grabbed onto Dumbledore's robes.
"Now what?" asked Harry. "None of this makes sense!" he said.
"Now, now Harry, you're in shock. Nothing will make sense, so stop being a whiny bitch." Dumbledore said.
"Wh.. .what! I don't-" Harry began, but was cut off as Dumbledore began to fly away with the children attatched to his robes. They flew out of the chamber and all the way to Dumbledore's office.
"Since when can you fly?" asked Harry.
"You are still very ignorant of the ways of wizards Harry." Said Dumbledore. There was an awkward silence.
"That still doesn't explain anything! How did you get in the chamber when you need to be a parseltongue! How did Ron stay drunk! Why are these girls here! Why don't I have a shirt yet?" Harry yelled.
"Hehehe." Giggled Misty, poking Harry in the ribs.
"Okay Harry, you should go to the hospital wing with Ron and have that wound looked at." Dumbledore said.
"What wound?" Harry asked.
"This one." Dumbledore replied, throwing a piece of paper at Harry, causing a tiny paper cut to appear above his eyebrow.
"Don't I at least get a shirt?" Harry asked, standing up.
"…no." Dumbledore replied. Grumbling, Harry dragged Ron outside towards the hospital wing.
"Okay now they're gone, I've found you a way to go home." Dumbledore said, leading the girls to a back room where a large machine was sitting.
"This is the SUPER TIME MACHINE!" Dumbledore said dramatically. Gothy reached out an arm towards it.
"Don't touch that." Said Dumbledore, slapping away her hand.
"So we can go home in this?" Gothy asked.
"Yep, but first we need to have a goodbye ceremony for you girls, because we need everyone to say final stuff." Dumbledore said.
The girls stood on the quidditch pitch, the time machine behind them. In a line before them stood Dumbledore, Ron, Hermione, Harry, Draco and all the other people in the story.
"Well girls, the three months you've been with us has made a great year." Dumbledore said, shaking the girl's hands.
"We've only been here for only three months?" Gothy said, looking to Misty who shrugged.
"I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids!" said Ron, shaking his fist at the girls.
"I have nothing to say 'cause I'm a beaver." Said Hermione, making weird chatter sounds.
"I won't miss you. Ever." Said Draco coolly, folding his arms.
"Hee! Draco!" cried Gothy, leaping forward with a pair of scissors and cutting some of his hair off.
"NOO my precious hair! My one weakness!" said Draco, beginning to smoke. He slowly began to shrink until he was only about five inches tall. Before he could run away Gothy picked him up and put him in a convenient jar.
"Hehee now I can keep you forever!" she said, hugging the jar close to her. Draco could be heard protesting in a small squeaky voice. Nobody cared.
"What's going on now? You're leaving? I still don't know what's going on!" Harry said, looking at the girls. Misty grinned.
"Haha, shirtless." She said, giving Harry a hug.
"Hey, what happened to Griffin?" Gothy asked.
"I dunno I think he died or something." Misty replied, reluctantly letting go of Harry. Suddenly Snape appeared.
"I had no part in this story." He said, crossing his arms, looking very intimidating.
"Hey, why's there so much hair in my pants?" Dean Tomas said, as everyone edged away from him.
"Oh yeah, we totally forgot about that spilt potion didn't we?" Misty said. Hagrid exited his shamble house thing and walked over.
"I'm going to miss you so much!" he sobbed, leaning on Dumbledore. He suddenly noticed something on his back.
"Hey how did that sign get there?"
"Well I guess this is it, goodbye everyone!" called out Gothy, climbing up the stairs to the time machine that looked kind of like a phone booth.
"Go now, into the future to your home planet… earth." Said Dumbledore, giving a slow wave. A random in the crowd began to clap slowly, and everyone began to clap.
"Finally!" cried out the Hufflepuff.
"What's going on?" asked Harry. Everyone laughed.
The girls entered the time machine and closed the door. Gothy put mini-Draco up on a shelf and sat down on one of the two seats. Misty started the machine and the girls disappeared in a flash of light.
"Now that's over, lets PARTY!" cried Dumbledore, throwing off his robes revealing he was wearing nothing underneath. Everyone ran away screaming.
INSIDE THE SHIP
The girls sat there drinking soft drink.
"Wow I'm glad that's over." Said Misty, putting her drink on the mega computer.
"Yeah me too." Gothy replied, placing her drink up next to the Draco jar. As the girls were talking they didn't notice Draco jumping around in the jar, moving it towards the drink. Suddenly there was a smash, and the girls turned to see that Draco had accidentally pushed the drink onto the mega computer.
"Oh crap!" they cried and began hurling into the past.
"WeeeeOOOOOOoooeeeeOOOOOOOOoooo!" the girls plus Draco cried as they spun around through the dimensions. They suddenly stopped to a halt. Misty stood up and looked around.
"You okay Gothy?" she asked, dusting herself off.
"Yep. Where are we?" Gothy asked, and the girls opened the door and walked outside. All around them were big trees and dinosaurs could be seen walking around in the background.
"Oh shit." Said Gothy. The girls walked forward.
"Remember Misty, don't touch anything. We don't want to screw with the time continuum." Gothy added.
"I know I know. You tell me every time this happens." Misty said, walking forward and standing on an odd shaped mushroom. It began to smoke and shrivel up.
"Erm… oops?" Misty said sheepishly. Gothy sighed and slapped Misty on the back of the head.
"Let's go back to the ship now."
MEANWHILE, BACK AT HOGWARTS
Cho Chang lay on her bed, reading a book when suddenly she turned into a cash register.
IN THE TIME MACHINE
The girls sat there as they spiraled through the dimensions of time and space.
"Well, who knows where we'll end up." Gothy said. Suddenly there was a loud crash, and the machine came to a stop.
"Where do you think we are now?" Whispered Misty, trying to see out the window.
"Well let's go see." Gothy replied and the girls opened the door. Once the appropriate mist cleared, they could see nine faces staring back at them.
"Would you look at that Mr. Frodo? Some girls!" a little man said.
The girls looked at each other and grinned widely.
"I think we're in Lord of the Rings." Gothy said.
"Is that Legolas?" asked Misty, smoothing down her hair. "Finally my dream can come true!"
"You're a freak Misty." Gothy said.
"What's going on?" asked Pippin.
And so the girls continued to have zany adventures, screwing up the space time continuum. Remember, whenever you see something strange, think of Gothy and Misty, who are most likely the culprits.
IT HAS ENDED! Now you can give us money.
Answer to the question you have all been asking!
Hypno Toad is off of Futurama.
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