Disclaimer: I don't own JTHM or Nickelback.. that makes me sad..

Beginning note: I'm not totally sure if this is a song fic or not. I guess it is. I was watching FUSE this morning and just thought this song was beautiful and romantic. So why not apply it to an agoraphobic artist and a homicidal maniac?.. Enjoy!?

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"That's the SEVENTH fucking time he's called tonight!" Screamed Devi and the phone. Tenna sat there staring at her, happily squeaking Spooky "You're angry.. you need to get out more!" Devi felt like ripping the phone out of the wall and shoving it and Spooky down Tenna's throat. "That's your answer to everythi.. wait.. it stopped.. twitching crackbaby.. I think he's leaving a message!" Devi and Tenna sat impatiently next to the phone. Suddenly there was a beep.

"Um.. hey Devi.. I'm leaving you a message cuz you aren't picking up.. again. So uh.. I was walking past that new CD place tonight and this song was playing and I think it's nice so I bought it. Here it is..

~How the hell did we wind up like this?~

~Why weren't we able?~ ~To see the signs that we missed~ ~Try to turn the tables.~ ~I wish you would unclench your fists,~ ~And unpack your suitcase~ ~Lately there's been to much of this~ ~But don't think it's too late~

~Nothings wrong~ ~Just as long ~ ~As you know someday I will~ ~Someday~ ~Some how~ ~I'm gonna make it alright, but not right now~ ~I know you're wondering when~ ~You're the only one that knows that~ ~Someday ~ ~Some how~ ~I'm gonna make it alright, but not right now~ ~I know you're wondering when~ ~You're the only one who knows that~

~Well I'd hope that since we're here anyway~ ~We can end up saying~ ~Things that we always needed to say~ ~So we could end up staying~

~Now the stories played out like this~ ~Just like a paperback novel~ ~Let's rewrite an ending that fits~ ~Instead of a Hollywood horror~

Johnny started lightly crying in the background.

~Nothings wrong ~ ~Just as long ~ ~As you know someday I will~ ~Someday~ ~Some how~ ~I'm gonna make it alright, but not right now~ ~I know you're wondering when~ ~You're the only one who knows that~ ~Someday ~ ~Some how~ ~I'm gonna make it alright, but not right now~ ~I know you're wondering when ~ ~You're the only one who knows that~

His sobs got louder now.

~How the hell did we wind up this?~ ~Why weren't we able?~ ~To see the signs that we missed~ ~Try to turn the tables~ ~Now the stories played out like this~ ~Just like a paperback novel~ ~Let's rewrite an ending that fits~ ~Instead of a Hollywood horror~

~Nothings wrong~ ~Just as long~ ~As you know that someday I will~ ~Someday~ ~Some how~ ~I'm gonna make it alright, but not right now~ ~I know you're wondering when~ ~You're the only one who knows that~ ~Someday~ ~Some how~ ~I'm gonna make it alright, but not right now~ ~I know you're wondering when~ ~You're the only one who knows that~

~I know you're wondering when~ ~You're the only one who knows that~ ~I know you're wondering when"~

"Um.. I guess I.. later.." CLICK

Devi turned back to Tenna. Her mascara running. Tenna squeaks Spooky and hugs her best friend. "He's right.." whispers Devi. "You should go see him" Tenna adds quietly.

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Well.. that's it.. I'm thinking of making a part two. Like turning this into an actual fic and not some sappy song fic (GODDAMN I HATE SONG FICS) I can't believe I did one.. but I had to.. it was adorable to think about huh? Bow down.. for I am correct.. well maybe.. Love Ty

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~AND THEN:~

I sneezed in this ladies chicken and told her to have a nice day.. I hate my job!..