Authors Note: This is meant as a parody, although I still value your critiques. Also, I do not own any names. Sorry for the shortness of my entries, it's the way I write.

Harry Potter looked up furtively through his eyelashes and gave a sly smile and licked his lips. "Oh those curls, that color- its like I'm being reborn again! I want them! I need them! Meanwhile, as Draco began devouring his bananas Professor Flitwick began handing out the anti- obsessive love pills to the recovering girls.

Malfoy hated Charms, and in fact hated all of his other classes, with the exception of Potions. He sat down in his seat with a huff and started to feel sorry for himself. He was so misunderstood. No one seemed to realize his good qualities. "All people seem to care about is that my father is rich, and that I don't sugar coat my opinions. So what if I tell Hermione Granger that she looks like a beaver with an Afro? Or that Weasley's mother looks chubby and the Weasleys are all poor? It's the truth! I have so much to offer any friend who is worthy of me! I have an awesome mansion, with a fleet of house-elves to do my every bidding, and I can help them sack their parent's enemies- or my daddy could do it for me. However, currently I only have friends who are too stupid to care about taking advantage of the fine opportunities I offer, and a bunch of girls swooning over me. They don't help me become the next Voldemort. I think I'll flex my muscles now, I'm starting to get a low self esteem." As Malfoy flexed his muscles, the girls who weren't paying attention to Professor Flitwick immediately fell out of their chairs, and the professor, noticing the disruption pointed his wand at the anti-obsessive love pills sitting on his desk.