11not that funny! ^.^;;; Well, we promise next chapter will be HILARIOUS...(see the bottom of the page for a preview!). Also, we want to remind all of our readers that this story is supposed to be STUPID. All of the exaggerated description and character personalities are just there for "comedic relief." THEY ARE NOT MENT TO HURT ANYONE'S FEELINGS! Believe me (me, not the other one), I take it REALLY personally whenever someone makes fun of, disrespects, is mean to, makes insulting jokes about, says he is gay (which he is NOT!), or does ANYTHING to make Hiei look stupid or bad.
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Chapter 2: The Collision Begins!
The eerie voice started to tell the tale, as everyone listened intently. And so the story began, with Sai Saici walking down a sidewalk, all alone, singing a sad song to himself...
"Oh, woe is ME! Meat nor drink nor money have I none! But still! I Will! be depressed-without-my-Cecil! Oh my LOVE! Why have you not written any replies to my letters!? Well... maybe it's because I don't know your address, and have been sending the letters to random addresses with residents named Hans and Cecil, all in Chinese, but still you know it's me! Couldn't you write to random Chinese monks in Norwegian?! Cecil, my Cecil! My-OOF!" Sai Saici had just ran in to a third conic character. She was short with turquoise blue hair wearing a light sweat suit with her hair tied back in a red...thing.
Sai Saici looked down at the girl of who he had just clumsily knocked over. "...Cecil?" Sai asked the girl.
"Whaaa—Where? I like seals, they're so slippery!" The girl turned around from her spot on the ground and gave a big warm smile to Sai.
"That's definitely not Cecil," Sai thought to himself, "But she sure is cute, and she thinks seals are slippery! Just like me!" Sai started to reach his hand out to her, when he tripped over a peanut. "Yes I like seals too," Sai replied, now sitting next to her.
"I'm looking for my brother," the girl randomly said in an upbeat tune.
"Hey, where is Bro?" Sai asked "Ooohhh, look a bird!" the girl said. "Hey, that's a tree!" Sai pointed out. "I want a post-it-note!" "You mean the yellow things with the tasty flavoring stickiness on the back?" "Yeah those are great!" the two laughed.
"You aren't supposed to eat 'em, kid," A taller guy with silvery-blue hair and the same sort of turquoise blue colored bangs as the first girl's color walked up behind the two short kids on the ground with the peanut. "There you are, Yukina. Where in the world did you run off to like that? ESPECIALLY in the middle of your training."
The blue haired girl looked up at the man and said, "Oh, yeah! I... don't remember what I was doing over here!" She giggled, completely oblivious to everything going on. "But I met this cute, nice boy and he likes post-it-notes and slippery seals, just like ME!"
"So I heard. Well, we'd better get back to your training," the guy said.
"It was very nice to meet you, maybe we'll meet again," the girl smiled and said pleasantly to Sai. The two started to leave Sai there all alone on the ground, with the peanut.
Sai's eyes started to water. He didn't want to see another air headed, blue haired, short girl walk away just like that, leaving with another blue haired guy, probably named HanDs, again. So he used his last resort... "I cook fried rice!" He shouted at the top of his lungs.
The two stopped, and turned around. The taller man looked at Sai, his eye was twitching MADLY. "F-F-F-FRIED R-R-RICE?!" he stuttered. "I love FRIED RICE! I never get to eat it back in Makai! Hey, tell you what, if you have nothing to do today, come with us! You can make some RICE, hang out with us, maybe even train a little, and go to the Ramen convention! Yukina... Oh, sorry, before I continue, this is Yukina of the Ice World, and I'm Toya. She asked if I could help train her ice powers up a bit, so that's what we're doing today. Training. Anyways, Yukina is meeting some friends at the convention with me later, and you are more than welcome to come with us, if you really do make fried rice. So, how about it?" Touya reached his shaky hand out to Sai to help him up from the ground.
Sai happily nodded his head in acceptation of the offer. "Hey, yeah! I'm meeting some friends there too! That's a coincidink!" Yukina leaned over to Sai and whispered, "Touya gets, umm, excided whenever fried rice is mentioned. He's so funny!"
The three slowly walked off with Yukina and Sai saying completely random things, such as Hands isn't spelled with a "D", and that you don't pronounce the Norwegian name Hans as though it were a major body part, and stuff like that, while Touya daydreamed of his beloved FRIED RICE. As they approached there training ground, Sai set up his RICE cooker, of which he just to happened to have with him...on his way to the Ramen convention. Oh, yeah and the training ground just so happened to have all of the right ingredients to make fried rice, as well as pots, pans, spatulas, sporks, and a stove...
Sai started to cook the RICE while Touya and Yukina worked with their spectacular Ice Powers. *SHING!* Sai pulled out a long, black ladle with the handle tip resembling a "curly Q", and the bottom half resembling a perfect half sphere. The black spoon had not scratch, not mark, nor discoloration, as though it had never been even breathed on before. It even still had it's fresh-out-of-the-plastic-wrapper smell and shine.
As Sai un-sheathed his spoon, yes, he un-sheathed his spoon, Touya and Yukina stared. "RICE for me? RICE for me?" Touya asked.
"Umm... not yet. Down boy!" Sai said to Touya.
"Hee hee, told 'ja, Sai!" Yukina said, giggling like a schoolgirl.
Sai took the rice out of the cooker and started to fry it in his large wok, with the persistent Touya hunched over him with his head perched on Sai's shoulder. Touya's shoulders and back were hunched up so he could accommodate Sai's abnormally small height, and still comfortably see front- row what every last detail was happening to his beloved RICE. All of a sudden, Sai attempted one of the more advanced cooking techniques he had learned, and his shoulder came down to push the wok and rice up in the air. Touya's possessed eyes followed the rice upward; his whole body moving not to loose sight of the rice even for a second. As the rice came down, so did Touya's head, followed by Sai's elbow trusting upwards to keep the rice from falling on the ground. *BAM* Touya's head collided with Sai's out- of-control elbow with such force, that Touya's head snapped all the way back, and miraculously whip lashed perfectly back into place so his unblinking eyes could once again gaze upon his beloved rice. Both Sai and Yukina stared at Touya's dedication to see his rice simply being cooked. Touya's face was pink, but a bullet to his head couldn't keep him from his beloved rice.
"...All right Touya my boy, the rice battle is OVAH!." Sai happily said, greatly enthused with his creation.
"What battle? Where?" Yukina asked.
"...hahaha... uh, never mind" Sai laughed.
Sai skillfully served up his "tour de force". Touya didn't even wait for the rice to hit the table before he had finished what was in his words an "appetizer."
*BAM* O_O "Hey, ya'll! DO I smell rice? Did you know Touya loves rice? I like squid! Watch it, ya stupid Ogre!"
"...uh...sorry, Koenma sir.."
They looked under the table, except for Touya, who was looting the wok for more rice. "Oh, Koenma, George! Nice to see !...uh..hey, what are you doing under the table?" Yukina asked the big blue ogre and the pacifier- sucking toddler.
"Oh, well, umm, see, Ogre here smelled your rice, and HE hoped to get your table scraps, and, umm, dragged me along after him...completely by force! So don't you think I should be rewarded for, um, having to put up with that?! Because I didn't do anything?!" the toddler said hopefully. Every word he said caused his blue pacifier expanded and collapsed as if it were a piece of blue bubble gum.
Sai Saici had never met so many short people in his life before, and was shocked to meet an ogre who had kidnapped such an intelligent kid.
"Nice try, Koenma. But even if you weren't lying, there's no rice left." Touya said. They all looked around the training ground. There was absolutely no trace of any rice in the entire training ground, not even on Yukina's plate or Sai's serving bowl, which was right in front of them all. And no one had even noticed Touya's quick and skillful tactics used to eat the rice.
"WHAAAAAAAAAT?! YOU ATE ALL THE FIED RICE?! THAT'S A MAJOR CRIME IN SPIRIT WORLD, WITHHOLDING RICE FROM A HUNGRY SPIRIT WORLD OFFICIAL!" Koenma yelled at Touya. George started to cry. Koenma bopped George on the head, yelling that if he hadn't taken so long to get ready then he would have gotten some fried rice.
Sai thought it was strange that the toddler was just now rescuing himself from his perpetrator, instead of acting sooner to save himself from being kidnapped.
Yukina just sat there expecting to eat the rice, unaware that Touya had taken the rice out from under her and had eaten it a long time ago.
"Well, the rice is gone, and Yukina and I were supposed to leave a while ago, you wanna go, now, Sai? Guess you two can come with us, since we would just meet up there anyways," Touya told Koenma and George.
"What, you mean you are part of this kidnapping?" Sai asked frantically, shocked that his new friends could all be criminals.
Everyone stared, Sai didn't understand that Koenma wasn't kidnapped, and they didn't understand Sai's confusment. So they left, and went to the convention, which was conveniently in close walking distance. And they arrived there in less than two sentences. AND THIS CONCLUDES CHAPTER 2!
The voice stopped. Ok just for now it did. Until next chapter! OH YEAH! IMPORTANT NOTE::: THIS MYSTERY VOICE CAN READ MINDS. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. READ MINDS. THAT'S HOW IT ALWAYS KNOWS WHAT THE CHARACTER IS THINKING. Kinda a mother's intuition-like thing, ya know. Ok, well here's that preview I promised ya:
"Hey! Doesn't anyone appreciate a guy's gotta get some ramen?! The next fight is coming, and its gonna be an ego contest fit for an all boy's French high school locker room! George, the team leader, gets angry with Kurama and steps into the Ramen convention himself. And that means fire balls to the roof! But Hiei's ready with the Jagan eye open, and he's been drawn as the winner of an unsuspected contest he didn't enter! Explosions are pretty much guaranteed! So don't miss the next exciding chapter of Yu Yu Hakusho!...I mean...Collision Course 101!"
Thanks again for reading, and as always, both Koto and I appreciate ALL of your reviews and feedback. Chapter 3 will be up in about another week! Best regards; Koto and your ever-faithful typist, Juri.