This is a crazy crossover. Love Shack belongs to the B52's. The all characters in this story don't belong to me except Gabrielle, Megan, Janice, Nikki, and Hilanna. Brianna belongs to Lady Sumer. This is a SM/DBZ/GW crossover. I was really hyper when I wrote this. I am against drugs and alcohol but I decided to put that kind of stuff in this cuz I thought it was REALLY funny and I was hyper. Enjoy.

The F***ed Up Crossover that I Just HAD To Write

Serena: ummmmmmmm…..

Darien: My name is Darien and I am an alcoholic.
(Every one stares and Serena stands up looking pissed)

Serena: Darien! Why did you tell your secret!?

Duo: where are we?

Evil Power Ranger: SHUT UP! EVERYONE! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

(Duo hides behind Wufei. everyone stares.)

Duo: HE IS WACKO! HELP!

Wufei: just shut up, Maxwell!

Evil Power Ranger: oops…wrong room…sorry…bye!

(Heero walks over to pan.)

(Darien walks over to Bulma.)

Heero: wanna see my Gundam?

Duo: that doesn't sound right…

Darien: wanna see some fireworks?

Vegeta: she's my wife, dick head.

(Darien turns to Vegeta and sticks middle finger up. Turns back to Bulma.)

Darien: when did you marry this asshole?

Vegeta: THAT'S IT! YOU AND ME RIGHT NOW!

Darien: all right! My roses against your light show any day!

Serena to Raye: does he stand a chance against the short guy?

Raye to Serena: none what so ever.

Serena: damn.

Bulma: I know I'm beautiful but don't fight over me! What am I saying? GO VEGETA, GO!

(Vegeta does moves for Final Flash attack.)

Vegeta: FINAL FLASH!

Darien: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Vegeta: that will teach you not to hit on my woman. Come on, Bulma.

(Vegeta grabs Bulma's hand and drags her into the Bedroom and slams door. Springs in mattress begin to squeak very loudly. Serena looks around room franticly.)

Serena: where is Rini? She has my stuff!

(Rini stumbles in, eyes glazed.)

Rini: holy shit! The colors!

Serena: Rini! Have you been smoking my weed?

Rini: yeah…

Serena: is there any left for ME?

Rini: yeah…

Serena: well, hand it over!

Rini: okayy…

(Rini gives Serena a bag filled with little joints)

Serena: ahhhh! much better!

Goku: I want some! I want some!

(Serena hands him a lit joint. Goku takes BIG puff)

Goku: HOLY SHIT! THIS ROCKS!

ChiChi: Goku! If you are going to use that stuff, at least SHARE!

(ChiChi grabs joint from Goku and takes a puff)

ChiChi: wow…good stuff…

Gohan: do you have any idea how bad that stuff is…?ah, the hell with it. Gimme a joint!

(door to room Vegeta and Bulma are in bursts open. Ruffled looking Vegeta and Bulma step out)

Vegeta: I want a joint and I want one now! the bedroom didn't have any smokes!

Duo: hey! Why don't we all sit in a circle and sing?

Heero: shove it up your ass duo… not that some guy hasn't already.

Quatre: can't we all just be friends?

Wufei: I don't wanna be friends! I wanna fight! This place is INJUSTICE! It will make me insane!

Duo: it looks like Wu-Man is going to snap! Wu-man is about to snap! Wu-man is about to snap! Wu-man is about to snap! Wu-man is about to snap! Wu-man is about to snap!

(Wufei stands up and whips out his gun)

Wufei: INJUSTICE! DIE MAXWELL! DIE!

(Wufei chases Duo around room waving gun at him and shooting every few minutes.)

Trowa: I wish everyone would just shut up!

Vegeta: let's SING RIGHT NOW!

Bulma: yeah!

(Bulma walks over to the Sailor Senshi and begins to whisper to them)

Relena: HEERO! I WAANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES! PLEASE SAY YOU FEEL THE SAME!?

Heero: fuck you Relena. Not that I would.

(all of sailor girls and dbz girls gang up behind relena)

All Girls (Except Relena): DIE ANNOYING BITCH!

(All the girls bring out really big sticks and beat Relena to death)

Heero: THANK YOU! I WARSHIP YOU ALL!

(music starts mysteriously)

Vegeta: If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the...

Bulma: Love Shack! Love Shack yeah yeah
Serena: I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway

Raye and Serena: lookin' for the love getaway! Heading for the love getaway
Goku: I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down
To the Love Shack
Vegeta: I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
Heero: Well, The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Pan: Love Shack bay-bee, Love Shack baby.
Trowa: Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules at the Love Shack!
Gohan: Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Vegeta: Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Serena: Glitter on the mattress
Lita: Glitter on the highway
Mina: Glitter on the front porch
Ami: Glitter on the hallway
Goku: The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Bulma: Love Shack bay-bee! Love Shack BABY!

ChiChi: Love Shack! That's where it's at! Love Shack! That's where it's at!
Marron: Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing
Quatre: Cause it's hot as an oven
Wufei: The whole shack shimmies! The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Quatre: Movin' around and around and around!
Duo: Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Heero: Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Duo: Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
ChiChi: Funky little shack! Funky little shack!
Quatre: Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!

All girls: yeah!
Wufei: I got me a car, it seats about 20
Trowa: So hurry up and bring your jukebox money.

ChiChi: Well, the Love Shack is a little old place where we get togther!

Bulma: Love Shack Bay-Bee! Love Shack Baby!
Serena: Bang bang bang on the door baby!

Duo: Knock a little louder sugar!
Raye: Bang bang bang on the door baby!

Heero: Knock a little louder baby!
ChiChi: Bang bang bang on the door honey!

Goku: Knock a little louder sugar!

Bulma: Bang bang bang on the door baby!

Vegeta: Knock a little louder sugar!

Serena: Bang bang bang on the door baby!

Trowa: I can't hear you!

Ami: Bang bang!

Trowa: On the door baby!

Serena: Bang bang!

Trowa: On the door!

Ami: Bang bang!

Trowa: On the door baby!

Ami: Bang bang!

Heero: Your what?!

Serena and Pan: Tin roof…rusted!

All Girls: Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
All Guys: Love baby, that's where it's at
Vegeta: Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack

(door to room opens. In come Gabrielle, Megan, Janice, Nikki, Hilanna, and Brianna. They all stare at the group.)

Gabrielle: okaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy…

Megan: what was that all about?

Janice: has everyone lost their mind?

Serena: come on in my sisters! This party is just getting started!

Brianna: shut up Odango Atama.

Serena: why are you always soooooooooooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lita: Serena! Get a life! And stop crying!

Raye: she is right Serena. You are a Odango Atama.

Duo: Dumpling Head? That doesn't sound right…

Heero: you know what? There was this one time, at base camp, I started to hump—

Gabrielle: WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW! DON'T TELL US!

Heero: but it's really funny!

Gabrielle: I DON'T— how funny?

Heero: very.

(Duo walks over to Gabrielle and whispers something in her ear. Gabrielle turns beet red.)

Heero: Duo. What did you say to her?

Duo: I told her what I was thinking.

Heero: what were you thinking, pray tell?

Duo: that I am really—

(Gabrielle clamps hand over Duo's mouth)

Gabrielle: not a word you hentai!

Megan, Janice, Nikki, Hilanna, and Brianna: they got a secret! they got a secret! they got a secret!

Gabrielle and Duo: no we don't! oops…

All but Gabrielle and Duo: SPILL! TELL US NOW!

Vegeta: tell us or I'll do my Final Flash on you two!

Duo: all right…

Gabrielle: ummm…DuoandIhavebeenseeingeachothersecretly (deep breath)butnowwehaveaproblemcuzi'mpregnant.

All: HUH?!

Serena: when did you two meet!?

Duo: ten months ago on the internet…

All: ON THE INTERNET!?

Gabrielle: I guess we forgot to use protection last time, huh?(grins)

Duo: well, you DID seem anxious…(grins and winks)

Gabrielle: well, at least I didn't rip my black t-shirt off and then practically rip my pants off!

Duo: I didn't see you waiting for anything either!

Gabrielle: well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee me for wanting to get it under way!

Duo: bitch!

Gabrielle: asshole!

Duo: cocksucker!

Gabrielle: (grins) and not a bad one, eh?

(Duo turns red)

Quatre: couldn't you two do that some place else?

Duo and Gabrielle: NO!

(Quatre looks at ground.)

to be continued….

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I finished this part! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OKAY! WHO PUT ACUP FULL OF SUGAR IN MY COFFEE!?

See ya all later!

Lacrea