7YGO / Pokemon crossover
Pokemon torture...mwahahahaha
Ash all over a sudden turns up in the middle of Yami duelling. How to you think Yami will react?
*Ash from pokemon all over a sudden turns up in the middle of Yami dueling*.
Ash: I play Pikachu ...
Yami: I'm trying to duel here
Ash: ok I play Squirtle
Yami: dude... this isn't for you'
Ash: oh come on I have heaps better pokemon c'mon
Yami: no this isn't a pre school game
Ash: puhlease? I wanna play * starts crying*
Yami mutters to himself: I think I might feed him to the blue eyes white dragon...
Better not he might get indigestion...
Ash: What are you doing...?
Yami: I'm trying to duel... now shut up
Ash: What's that?
Yami: It's a blue eyes white dragon...
Yami: Shut up! I'm trying to concentrate
Yami: Don't touch that card you'll ruin everything...
Ash: So? My Dragons better...
Yami: Don't touch anything at all ...
*Ash tempted to touch cards...*
Yami: You're cramping my style... move aside child
Ash: Who are ya calling are child? Your only a few years older than i am...
Yami: Appearances can be deceiving now sssh...
Ash: Then how old are you?
Yami: 5000 years old and i don't look a day older than 17
Ash: You must use alot of anti-aging cream
Yami: Noooo... what gave you that impression?
Ash: I think your faking it...
Yami: What don't be so ridiculous child
Ash: Well then how come you don't have any wrinkles at all... I mean my mum
tried using that stuff and you could still tell that she's 40...
Yami: My age is nothing that mere mortals would understand...
Ash: Yeah... sure... that's what they all say.
Yami: Look just go away. You don't belong here. Somewhere far, far away... where idiots live.
Ash: Are you calling me an idiot?!
Yami: Yes you stupid child...
Ash: I challenge you to a match... right here right now.
Yami: You fool I thought you would have at least had some brains to even
realize I'm half way through a duel...maybe after...Anyways I don't think I would have to put any effort into it to win against you.
Ash: That's what you think!
(Author: I am totally into bagging pokemon so don't think I'm gonna let
anything bad happen to Yami!)
Yami: Oh shut up you fool. You don't stand a chance against THE PHARAOH OF EGYPT!
Ash: Riiight...
Yami: Too right you are and don't bother getting excited cause you don't even have the proper equipment let alone good enough pets