4"That's no rose! That's a WEED!" George shouted at the top of his delicately petite lungs. Kurama glared at him with a disgusted look upon his pretty face, and then shouted back with a witty retort, "If mine's a weed, then yours must be a withered pile of,... filth!"
George was utterly offended, and then he thrust his white glove across the room. Kurama lunged out of his seat, and the two viciously engaged in a slapping with instinctive whiplash with their wrists!
Just then, two fleeting men, Domon and Yusuke, chaotically being chased by a rampaging Rain and Keiko, interrupted the two redheads momentarily. "I'm SORRY!"
"THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" Domon and Rain screamed to each other in the midst of all the chaos, followed by the shouts of Yusuke and Keiko.
"Keiko, I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm SORRY!"
"YUSUKE! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT LYING TO ME NOW! I'LL GET YOU!"
"Calmly, calmly people, work out your differences." A strange man at the top of the circle of chairs said in a relaxed tone. He was wearing an obscure nametag that read, "HELLO, MY NAME IS Dr. Ganondorf."
CRASH. Just then, Domon and Yusuke crashed to the floor, all by fault of Kuwabara, who was being chased by his own evil problem. Hiei came swiftly behind the clumsy Kuwabara, attacking the big oaf while he lied on top of Yusuke and Domon. The trio was almost immediately joined by the angry mob of Rain and Keiko.
"Yukinasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann! I WON'T-GIVEE-UPPP!" Kuwabara shouted as the enraged Hiei viciously attacked him.
"Kurama, stop that insulting behavior, it's not like you at all!" Hiei yelled to his crazed comrade, while he bashed Kuwabara on the head.
"Stay out of this, Hiei! It's none of your concern!" Kurama yelled, very insulted at the comment Hiei made.
Everyone was fighting, screaming, attacking, hitting, arguing, and angry, including Chibodee and Allenby, who were arguing and creating their own commotion with Chu and Touya. Chu and Chibodee were fighting a knife-edge- death-match over the last Coors beer, and Touya and Allenby were arguing about fighting techniques, and taking it very personally.
"You don't stand a chance, bloke!" Chu strongly said.
"Oh, and like you are a skilled BOXER!" Chibodee managed to yell back at Chu.
"I can't believe you really call yourself a fighter! You fight like a girl!" Touya yelled.
"Yeah, maybe that's because I AM a girl, yaw blue-haired WANNABEE!" Allenby screamed at Touya, of whom was starting to blush with furry.
As the two started to move on into arguing about the subject of who was stupider, Chu and Chibodee's insulting shouts grew louder and louder with their anxiety growing of the high possibility that the last beer could be gone in a single punch! Dr. Ganondorf was still in his chair, reviewing his notes, mumbling to the out-of-control crowd of fighters: "Settle down, settle down.", yet no one could hear him over all of the hullabaloo.
"HEY YOU JUVINILES, CUT THAT OUT!" Just then, Master Asia entered the psychotic room, shaking his cane in the air. Everyone ignored the senior- crazy-cook, except for Argo. Argo silently browsed through the room in a calm manner, and said in a monotone voice, "Hey, Sai's got food." And swiftly walked away, not making a sound.
"...!"
The skirmishing, warfare, belligerent, jangle, clatter, noise, and commotion all stopped as everyone stared, open-mouthed and drooling, towards a small corner containing two small people and one bowl of noodles.
Sai Saici and Yukina were quietly sitting in the corner sharing the last bowl of ramen noodles. Everyone gaped at the two.
"Want s'more noodles Yukina?" Yukina giggled unaware of the hypnotized crowd of drooling faces staring and keenly watching their every move.
"...Noo...nnnnuuu nunnuuu...nooooodles." Domon barely managed to squeak out. Everyone was drooling and weak from the hunger shaking their bones except for Argo that is, but of course no one noticed the big lug and his steaming hot tub of KFC chicken wings.
"Oh, Sai, Yukina, you both know there is to be no food in the 'Rebirth of Life' homes. I will have to free it out the window to give it a new existence. Be free, oh oriental flower child." Dr. Ganondorf said, taking the steaming hot bowl of oriental top ramen and opening the window to give it flight. "Be free! Find new life!" "Always us organic matter- hey wait, I thought this was a crazy home!" Sai said as Dr. Ganondorf started to "free" the bowl of noodles.
Just then Dr. Ganondorf started to release the soon-to-be reborn bowl of noodles and everything got slow, real slow. Slow motion slow. "Noooooo!" Domon lept at the window. Yusuke lept at Dr. Ganondorf as a last attempt to save the ramen. The rest of the group lept after Yusuke at Dr. Ganondorf, enraged at his insulting behavior towards the last ramen. BOOM In an instant time returned to normal, and Domon was crashed into the newly closed window, just in time to see the ramen noodles fall and crash on some unsuspecting by-passers head. As Domon slid down the cracked and slobber covered window you could hear the bald man yelp "yoooooo".
Domon slid to the floor as the sting of defeat and hunger sank into his very skin. His moping was immediately disturbed by Yusuke's desperate attempt to bring the ramen bowl by attacking Dr. Ganondorf head.
"Roar, roar roar, give it back!" Yusuke roared.
Dr. Ganondorf exclaimed, "Yes, yes let your anger out and GET OFF OF MY
HEAD!"
The raging crowed started to calm down, weak from hunger, except for Yusuke, still biting Dr. Ganondorf red head. They all slumped back to their seats, ashamed of their behavior.
"Now", Dr. Ganondorf calmly said, now sitting back in his chair with Yusuke drooling over his head. Yusuke slowly fell off his victim's head, slumping to the floor, then to his seat.
"We'll try this again. Can anyone please tell me how this all began? When you first started to feel-" The commotion started again, everyone yelling from their seats, too tired to move anything but their mouths and arms.
"HEY!" All was quiet. Dead quiet. A familiar voice yelled to loud over the juvenile group, they all sat quietly. The owner of the voice spoke from the shadows... "I know how it began. I know how it will end. I know everything in between." The voice took an eerie tone. Everyone listened intently. "I know because I saw the whole thing. I saw everything, and no one ever saw me..." The voice trailed off. Then Touya broke the silence. "Is it just my empty stomach, or did you all hear?" "Yeah man I heard it too." Chibodee answered. "Hey mate, I sure as hell ain't drunk, and ni'r are you." Chuu said. "But who in the world...?" Kurama started to say, but stopped. "W-w-well, man, share with us your tale." Dr. Ganondorf said to the mysterious voice. "If you insist..." The voice replied...
What happens when two Anime worlds collide, two men fight for their Ramen, 3 boys fight for one girl, two girls attack Ramen lovers, a quiet Argo sits in a corner eating fried chicken, and a mysterious person helps these delinquents out of their therapy? Yu Yu Hakusho and G Gundam collide is what happens, so don't miss it!