22Final Fantasy X – Slayers' Style. Chapter I – The Meeting With Sinny
Disclaimer: I do not OWN any characters from Final Fantasy X nor any characters from Slayers. I wish I could though...XP. That'll be the day. The Slayers' characters are own by Hajime Kanzaka and Rui Araizumi while Tidus and the rest of the gang is own by the great people from Squaresoft and Square-Enix
What if the Slayers characters are in the Final Fantasy X universe replacing the original character? Weird? I know, but hey, I love both of them!
Before we begin, all the words in Italic are the characters thought, kay! Well then let us start the show! Let us start off at Zanarkand shall we. Somewere in the large city that never sleeps, a blonde figure was walking towards a huge crowd.
Random kid 1: Sign my blitzball!
Gourry: Okay!
Random kid 2: Me too!
Gourry: Sure thing!
Random chick: Are you busy tonight?
Gourry: Yeah, I'm suppose to find Lina!
Lina: ::sweatdrop::
Me: GOURRY! Stick to the ORIGINAL line!
Gourry: Uh, I don't date girls who have big boobs.
Lina: ::more sweatdrop::
Random girls: Hei, at least they're not freakingly large like Nahga's!
Nahga: What! How dare you call this beautiful figure weird! Ohohohoho, you're just jealous because you're boobless like Lina!
Lina: NAHGA! FLARE ARROW! FLARE ARROW! FLARE ARROW!
Nahga: FREEZE ARROW! FREEZE ARROW! FREEZE ARROW!
Me: You know, this fight will never if this keeps on...
Random kids: 1-2-3-
Gourry: Oh, I know this! 4-5-6-7-8-9-10-
Random kids: Uh o..kay, anyway, teach us how to play blitzball!
Gourry: Sorry, I can't tonight! Maybe after the dreams disappear! Bye, got a game to catch!
Phibby: Hei! That's supposed to be my line!
Me: You're giving away the plot, Gourry!
As he was walking towards the blitzball stadium, Gourry spotted his father's picture on one of the buildings.
Gourry: You're MY father? Now I know how Tidus feel...Hmph!
Almayce & Jecht: Are you saying that I'm ugly!
Me: Jecht! What are you doing here!
Jecht: I'm looking for that son of mine!
Me: Who? Shuin?
Jecht: No! That's my other wife's son!
Me: ...
Tidus: DAD! How dare you cheat on mom!
Jecht: So that's where you were hiding! Come back here!
Tidus: Eeep! ::runs away::
At the stadium, all of Gourry's fans were surrounding him like flies.
Gourry: Hei, get away from me or I'll let you taste my yogurt for brain!
Fans: ...eew...::runs away::
Gourry: Phew..
Me: What do you mean 'phew'. You keep on creating your own lines and I will give Lina your Sword Of Light!
Lina: YAY!
Gourry: NOOO!
And then, the blitzball competition started. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. Somewhere in Zanarkand, a big giant blob was coming.
Phil: solemn face while showing Sin his sake Don't drink and drive...
Sin:sweatdrop...uh, Ms Director, maam. Can I kill my so-called best friend now?
Me: No. But you can kill the city and the citizents.
Sin: shrug Fine by me.
And so Sin started to shoot lasers from it's mouth. Unfortunately, one of the beams hit the stadium and made Gourry fell to his doom.
Gourry: But then somehow I revive...Oh, Aur- I mean Phil! What are you doing here!
Phil: Waiting for my justice speech! Ahem, destroying buildings and killing fake dreams is a bad thing to do Sinny! For the father of justice-
Amelia: And the daughter of justice-
Phil & Amelia: -Will punish you !::strikes pose::
Gourry:...Sinny?
Sin: What kind of a nickname is that! Maybe I should start calling you Philly, Philly!
Phil: Come on, Girry! Lets escape!
Gourry: ...Girry? The name is Gourry, old man!
Amelia: Oh no, Gourry-san is starting to become Tiddy(Tidus)!
Me: GAAAAAH! Please continue the story, Mr Pacifist and Mrs Crazy!
Both Gourry and Mr Pacifist started to escape from this goddamn place. When suddenly the cute boy from the earlier scene appears...
Gourry: Hei kid, you gotta escape from this god-forsaken place. Just teleport or something like you mazokus always do!
Tidus & Yuna: Why are all of you condemning Zanarkand?
Phibby: ::vein popping:: Kid!? It is starting, don't cry.
Gourry: Huh?
Gourry didn't know that the cute dark lord has just warn him because unexpectedly Phibby kicked Gourry on his sensitive organ..
Phibby: Like I said, do not cry and bye-bye Wow, it rhymes! ::teleports away::
Gourry: ..Shit...::clutching his bruised organ::
Me: Could someone heal him? Lina? Syphiel? Amelia?
After Gourry had been healed by a red haired sorceress for who knows why, Gourry and Phil once again ran like lunatics.
Xellos: I never did say anything before so here goes, Lina and Gourry sitting in a tree, K-I-S S-HIT!
Barney: Hey, kids! Lets sing our favourite song! I love Xellos, Xellos loves me, just like one big mazoku family, with a great big hug and a kiss for me and you(Xellos), won't Xellos says he loves me too! bats eyelashes
Xellos: No, NO!, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I hate you! I HATE YOU! ::teleports away::
Me: That was a good thinking, Lina. Bringing the purple dinosaur in this fic and now please, end his life.
Lina: Sure.
Afterwards, you could hear a certain dinosaur screaming in the background. Back to the heroes. A sinspawn came to greet them by releasing the sinscales.
Phil: Here. ::hands over microphone:: I hope you know how to use this.
Gourry: What's this for?
Phil: We have to convince them to repent for their sins.
Gourry: Sins? You mean there're more of that ugly blob points at Sin!? Well then, I don't need no stinkin' microphone! All I need is this baby. ::unsheathed Sword Of Light:: Light come forth!
Gourry started to slaughter the enemies until Phil spoke.
Phil: My boy, look at that ::points at Sin::. We call it Sin the Giant Blob.
Gourry: I know that already old man, but I didn't know his full name is Sin the Giant Blob?
Phil: Yes, it is. Just like Mickey the Mouse and Woody the Pecker...
Sin:...I'm being insulted...That's it!
Overcome by anger and hatred for Phil, Sin used his overdrive skill, which is sucking everything into it's, uh...backside..
Phil: Come on, sonny Jim, We gotta get into that stink hole! ::drags Gourry by the collar::
Gourry: No! NO! The horror!
Beneath Sin's backside, Phil released Gourry and started talking nonsense with the giant blob.
Phil: Are you sure.
Sin: Hey man, I never said anything, you lunatic!
Gourry: What-What's going on here!
Phil: ::Once again pulls Gourry up by the collar:: This is it. This is you're story. Once upon a time, far far away-
Gourry: ::looking at the 'thing' absorbing him and Phil:: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
And then everything became dark.
-To Be Continue-
Me: Phew, one chapter finish!
Gourry: Um, why is it that I'm the only one who is OOC?
Me: Really? Oh well!
Lina: It doesn't matter, Gourry. You'll always be your Jellyfish self. Anyway, thanks for reading and please review