Katsuya 1/2

Author: Ozark the MoonHead.

The second chappie ish here, and I hope you're all happy! ^_^ I am!

This ish dedicated to Dee, who's helped me greatly through this story's 'life'.

Chapter Two: I Dream of Kaiba.

"Eh?! A business party in China?!" Anzu all but shrieked. Katsu nodded glumly, opening her mouth for some food.

"Mmm-hmm…I lost the duel…" She murmured, munching on a sausage roll.

"I still can't believe he asked you! I mean, he doesn't exactly like girls…" Katsu blinked.

"He's gay?" They all sweatdropped.

"No, he just doesn't date girls because they're always fawning over him." Honda said, holding out another of his sausage rolls for her. 'Kind of like him…' She thought with a bored look.

"Oh. Well, I still don' like him much." She said with a frown. 'Maybe I could push him into a Cursed Spring…' She thought with a mental grin.

"Hey, maybe it won't be so bad." Ryou offered hopefully. Katsu sighed.

"Maybe… If you like hanging around people who act like they've got somethin' shoved up their-" She stopped when she saw Kaiba glaring at her from two tables away. "Bakayaro…" She muttered. "Hey, 'M gonna go to th' Library, okay?" She said, standing up. They nodded.

"Okay. See you in class." Yuugi smiled. Katsu returned it, trotting off.

"Ja!"

'I can't believe I lost to him-again!' Katsu growled inwardly as she walked into the girls' bathroom. It was still odd, even for her. 'I can't believe I have to go on a DATE with that stuck-up, selfish, pig-headed….' She continued to curse Kaiba, washing her hands. "Baka…if he thinks I'm going to dance with him, he's got another thing coming!"

"A trip back to China?" Mrs. Jounouchi asked curiously as she pulled out a sheet of cookies from the oven. Katsu nodded. She sat with one arm around the back of a chair at the table, her legs crossed.

"Yep." She said boredly. "A corporate meetin' of some sort. It's gonna be dullsville." She frowned. Mrs. Jounouchi pulled off her oven mitts and put them away.

"I'm sure you'll have SOME fun, Katsuya." She smiled. Katsu grabbed a cookie while she was turned around.

"Ow!" She yelped, dropping the cookie and holding her fingers.

"They just came out of the oven. They're supposed to be hot." Mrs. Jounouchi giggled.

"Damn things…anyway, if you haven't noticed, I'm a girl!" She snapped. Mrs. Jounouchi handed her back the cookie.

"Maybe you'll find a cure in China." She offered. Katsu's face brightened.

"Really?" Mrs. Jounouchi smiled.

"Sure! Just ask Kaiba to take you to Jusenkyo!" She said. Katsu grinned.

"Yosh! He's gotta!" She grinned. "Then I'll push him in a spring and curse him…" She grinned. Mrs. Jounouchi poked her in the side.

"Don't, Katsuya. You could get yourself in deep trouble that way." Katsu pouted.

"Mom! You're no fun!" Katsu whined. Mrs. Jounouchi just laughed, waving her finger.

"But still, since you're going to China, we've gotta pack you some nice clothes!" Katsu sweatdropped.

"Not this again…"

At exactly 7:45 AM, Katsu was waiting at Kaiba's front door, a sleepy expression on her face. She now wore her hair down, without the ponytail, so it was even when it reached her lower back. Her pants and shoes remained the same, but now she wore an orange, Chinese-style, silk, T-shirt that reached her thighs. It was shortened somewhat by the red cloth/ribbon around her waist. But, unlike the first, it didn't have and extra pieces hanging down like before. Finally, upon her head was a red, baseball-like hat. It had the visor at the front, but the top was loose and floppy like a toupee, held on by an elastic in the material.

Yawning, she rang the doorbell.

"I can't believe he wants me here this early…" She grumbled.

"Welcome." He smirked as he opened the door. Katsu glared.

"How can you even stay awake at this hour?!" She complained, walking inside. He smirked.

"I always wake up this early." Katsu just mumbled something incoherent. "We'll be leaving in five minuets, so just wait here." He said. Nodding faintly, Katsu set her bag down, and lay down on a nearby couch.

"He won' mind I juz catch a few more…minitz…" She murmured, already dozing back into a deep slumber.

"Alright, let's go." Kaiba said coldly as he walked over, a suitcase in his hand as he had already packed his things the night before. He blinked at her absence. "Now where did she go?" He growled in frustration. "Katsu, where the hell are-" He paused, noting a soft snoring sound coming from "Katsu?" He asked, peering inside his living room.

And there lay the said person, sleepily contently on his couch. Her hair was brushed slightly over her eyes, and her lips slightly parted as she lay, curled up in a semi-fetal position. He stared at her in awe for a moment, before frowning. He shook her shoulder gently. "Oi. Wake up." He said flatly. But Katsu only mumbled, hugging his arm. He sweatdropped, glaring. He slid his arm from her grip, effortlessly picking her up and carrying her out to the limo. He gingerly placed her down on the seat, frowning at her for a second, before walking back to get his suitcase. 'Baka…'

"Nrmn…" Katsu mumbled as she slowly opened her eyes. She waited for the world to come back into focus before she blinked, realizing she was sleeping on someone's lap. Or rather, her head was resting upon one. She immediately sat up, blushing when she found Kaiba's cold gaze upon her. "K-Kaiba!" She blushed.

"Sleep well?" He asked, a hint of amusement to his voice. Katsu glared at her hands, nodding slowly as her blush deepened. "Good. Because we have a ten-hour flight ahead of us before we reach Jusenkyo, China." He said.

"T-ten hours?!" She sputtered. He nodded. "That's forever!"

"No, forever never ends." He corrected. "And there IS no such thing as forever, either." Katsu frowned, crossing one leg over the other.

"Do we get to ride first-class?" Kaiba snorted.

"What kinda of question is that? We're using my personal jet." Katsu gaped.

"Y-yuh-you have y-yuh-your o-own JET?!" She cried. Kaiba smirked.

"Of course." Katsu flopped down against the back of the seat.

"I knew you were rich, but your own jet…? Yowza…"

"For someone who is naturally Chinese, you speak very fluent Japanese." He remarked. Katsu frowned, and went silent. Kaiba raised an eyebrow, looking over. "Something wrong?" Katsu blinked, but still not looking at the CEO. 'What's he playing at!? He's actually treating me like a human…' Katsu wondered silently.

"No." She mumbled, shaking her head faintly. 'I can't BELIEVE this! I'm stuck goin' to a party with Kaiba, sharing a hotel room-with Kaiba, having to dance-with Kaiba, eat-with Kaiba, wearing dress-for Kaiba!' The infinite blush on her cheeks deepened. 'I hate China…'

"Whatever. Just grab you things. We've arrived." He snorted as the limo came to a stop at the airport. Katsu grabbed her duffel bag, and followed him out the door.

"S-sugoi…" She breathed at the sheer size and appearance of the jet. It was entirely blue, with the silver Kaiba Corp. insignia on each side.

"Yes, it's very nice. Now let's GO." He sighed, irked. He grabbed her arm, dragging her along. Katsu's eyes widened even more when she glimpsed the inside of the airplane. The inside was like a living room, only smaller. There was a television set, a couch, a loveseat, a coffee table, a desk, a mini bar, and a small restroom. There was even a rug on the floor of the airplane, complete with curtains for the many windows.

"It-it's HUGE!" She breathed. Kaiba simply rolled his eyes, taking a seat o the small couch. Katsu numbly as she walked over to the larger couch, gaping at the area surrounding her. "You know how to live, that's for sure…" She murmured, sitting down slowly.

"Let's go." Kaiba ignored her, giving orders to the captain and his crew.

"Yes sir." He bowed, going up to the cockpit.

"Kaiba? Where IS the business party, anyways?" Katsu asked as she sat down, kicking off her shoes and lying back against the couch.

"Near the Jusenkyo Springs. The city is about twenty miles away. It's called 'Mahan'." He replied, taking out his computer. He switched it on, and began to type. He didn't notice Katsu's grin. 'Yosh! I'll be normal in no time!' She thought eagerly.

"So…what's so special 'bout the party?" She asked, looking up at the ceiling.

"Don't you have something ELSE to preoccupy yourself with?" He growled. Katsu frowned.

"I'm just askin', geez… If I'm gonna be stuck with ya, I might as well KNOW what we're doing…" She murmured.

"It's to endorse Duel Monsters sales in China and the rest of the Middle East, alright?" He sighed. Katsu blinked.

"Oh." She gazed around for a moment. "Where're we stayin'?"

"Jusenkyo Springs Hotel."

"Are we goin' ta th' springs?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"…Do you enjoy annoying me?"

"Yes." Kaiba let out an angry growl.

"Stop it. It's bad enough having you accompany me. I only invited you because I had to. Not because I wanted to." Katsu ran a hand through her hair.

"I know, I know! Yeesh…" She yawned slightly, spreading herself out comfortably along the couch. "I'm gonna take a nap. Wake me up when we get there." She glanced over. Kaiba had seemingly decided to ignore her. Her gaze narrowed. "Fine. Be a jerk." She mumbled, lying down and pulling her hat down as she closed her eyes. Sleep took her into its gentle embrace, stealing away her current feelings of anger and bile for the brunette.

"Mrs. Kaiba—Mrs. Kaiba, wake up." A voice called to her. Moaning, Katsu opened her eyes.

"Wha-huh?" She mumbled, sitting up. A doctor stood in front of her.

"Mrs. Kaiba! Hurry up or you will give birth in you bed!" he said. Katsu's eyes went wide.

"WHAT?!" She cried, sitting up abruptly. Suddenly, she was sitting in the Domino City hospital. "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!" She screamed, angrily. The doctor only thrust a baby into her arms.

"Congratulations Mrs. Kaiba! It's a baby boy!" he smiled. Katsu just blinked, a stunned/'what the hell is going on here' look upon her face.

"Wha-wha?! I'm not a girl!" She cried. Kaiba appeared beside her.

"Yes you are. Look at yourself." Katsu blinked, looking down. She wore a white wedding dress, ruffles on the ends of the dress and a veil on her head. She went red as a tomato.

"EH?!" She looked back to Kaiba, who was dressed in a white tuxedo.

"You may kiss the bride!" the minister announced. Katsu's eyes widened.

"B-BRIDE?!" She looked around, and saw all her friends in the audience. Yami, Yuugi, Mai, Honda, Mrs. Jounouchi, Anzu, Otogi, Mokuba, Mako, and even Ryou and Bakura. Mrs. Jounouchi held a tissue to her eye.

"My big-brother! Getting all married!" She smiled. Katsu gaped, looking back to Kaiba, who leaned in for the kiss.

He was so close…

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Katsu sat up abruptly, screaming her lungs out. "AH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Kaiba practically jumped ten feet in the air, falling from his chair to the floor.

"What is it?!" He demanded. Katsu just trembled, her face consisting of fear, horror, embarrassedness, and utter disbelief. A HUGE blush stained her cheeks.

"NOTHING! Nothing at all, Ha ha!" She laughed, waving her hands in front of her defensively as he glared.

"It didn't seem like 'nothing'." He growled, angry at being seen—worried, so to speak. Well, more like a cross between worried, angered, and surprised. Katsu looked at the floor.

"It was a bad dream. That's all!" She snapped. Kaiba rolled his eyes. 'Baka girl…' He thought angrily, picking up his chair and sitting down once more.

"Mister Kaiba, is everything alright?" A flight attendant asked worriedly. Kaiba nodded his head at the woman.

"Yes. My guest just had a 'nightmare'." He glared at the beet-red girl. She sighed.

"Thank goodness. That scream scared even the captain…" She smiled, walking back into her assigned quarters.

"Next time, shut up." Kaiba smirked. "You might break a window." Katsu glared, clenching her teeth together tightly.

"One day I'm going to wipe that cocky smirk from your ugly mug…" She hissed. Kaiba sneered.

"We'll see." He said. "We'll see."

Well, how did ya like Jou's dream? XD. Thanks to Youko for that idea! *Hands her a Grammy Award* Kudos to you! *Huggles*

Now, I have recently taken down two of my stories—'Konomae no Mae ni Ima', and 'A Rose'. These two stories WILL NOT be coming back. I have lost all and complete interest in them, and they only appear to me as an onus. If you'd like to complain, you may go ahead. But I'm not bringing them back. The next on my list will be 'Legend of Koijouna', if I can't find anything remotely interesting to me about it. But fear not, for I SHALL NOT remove this story! As long as there ish Ranma 1/2, THIS WILL LIVE

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*Cough couch* Yeah…anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chappie! Story ideas and reviews are greatly accepted, even flames! Just give me SOME feedback, okies?

Ja ne!

-Ozark the MoonHead.