Katsuya Game.

Author: Ozark the MoonHead.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. Yu-Gi-Oh is © of Kazuki Takahashi.

I do not own Ranma 1/2. Ranma 1/2 is © of Rumiko Takahashi.

Well, here's the next installment of the Katsuya series! *Dances* Yay! =P I hope you enjoy, this took me a while to get going! ^^;; Shaw died on me! *Sobs* No more Internet at my house! I have to reply on the school's…x_X;; Erkies!

Chapter One: Battle Blimp.

Hey all! It's me, again! Well, if this is your first time readin' this, then I guess ya don' really know this is. Well, maybe. I ain't too good wit grammar an' my spellin' kinda sucks.

Anyway, it's me, Katsuya Jonouchi! (And yes, Katsuya's my first name, and yes, that's how you spell my last name. Wanna argue? I have the manga with my name in it!)

Well, the beginnin' o' Battle City was kinda whacked. Trust me when I say that.

Malik, or whatever his name was, used his Sennen Rod ta control me an' Mokuba's minds, an' turn us against everyone! Lucky for us, Yuge an' Yami, or whatever his name is, (So I don't pay attention. Sue me.) Helped me snap outta it all right. We even escaped his whacko death trap thingy! …Thingy is too a word! No! I didn't make it up at all! …Okay, I did. Screw you.

ANYWAY, Kaiba turned in ta his cat form or whatever, an' got Mokuba away from that deranged gun dude. Yay! Afer (Yes, AFER. I like abbreviations, okay? …Shut up!) All that, well, Kaiba was still kinda a cat, an' since I got dragged in ta tha' sea, (Honda pulled me out, an' Otogi gave me mouth to mouth. Yes, I puked afterwards.) I was stuck in my girl body, an'…

Huh? Oh, yeah, I fell in the Nyaneechuan when I went ta the Jusenkyo Cursed Springs in China. (It didn't help that I can't read a word o' Chinese, neither.) Y'see, whenever cold water touches me, I turn in ta girl. Sucks majorly. But lucky for me, I wasn' the only one cursed. My sis, Shizuka, turns in ta a fox, an' that bastard Kaiba turns in ta a cat. Ha! Ha! Loser.

I dunno what our relationship is right now, actually. We used ta hate each otha that's fer sure. I mean, we'd get in ta fights, yell, swear, etc. (Fear my l33t vocabulary!) But, well, since this whole 'Cursed Springs' thing started happenin', we've…uh…kinda gotten a lil' closer.

We don' usually yell at each other anymore, save that time we thought I was pregnant because o' him. What? He seduced me, okay?! …Yes, I was a guy at the time, alright?! I ain't no queer! Don' get me wrong 'r nuthin', I just ain't in ta guys like that. Though, he does look kinda hot in those nice silk boxers he wears…

I mean I hate his guts! Yeah, that's it!

But yeah, getting back on track… I guess it was kinda a shock fer everyone when they found out Kaiba was a cat an' all. I mean, it was hard enough fer me, an' I was cursed, too! But we solved it in the end, no heads lost. Well, Kaiba was kinda pissed that everyone knew he had a kind a 'weakness', but we all got over it. He an' his bro left without much ta say afer that, an' we haven't seen 'em since. But we're on our way (Me, Mai, Yuge, Honda, Otogi, an' Anzu) ta th' Battle City finals right now! Oh yeah, that's right! I got all six locator cards! Ha, take that, Kaiba!

"So this thing's what we're gonna duel on?" Jou asked in surprise as he stared up at the giant gray blimp, the initials, 'KC' for Kaiba Corp in a nice, noticeable blue.

"That's what the Locator cards said," Mai said with a nod as she walked over, ultimately leading the group over to the two suited guards (One of which was Kemo), who stood guard over the gigantic blimp. Kaiba and Mokuba were already standing there, the younger of the two instantly beaming and waving at them.

"Hey guys! Glad you could make it!" He called with a grin.

"Heh, it was a piece a' cake, Mokuba!" Jou grinned boastfully. Kaiba was more skeptical.

"Hn. I'm surprised a mutt like you could even win ANY Locator cards, let alone six." He sneered. Obviously, he was still sour about the whole cat thing. Jou growled, clenching a fist and holding it up at the other.

"Grrr… Shut up, ya pompous prick! Jus' wait 'till ya see my awesome dueling techniques in da duelin' field! I'll kick yer sorry ass!" He yelled hotly.

"Jou-kun, calm down!" Anzu said, sweatdropping along with the rest of the group.

"Hmph." Jou grumbled, making move to walk past the two guards.

"Let's see your Locator cards, kid." One said in an obviously annoyed tone. Jou glared, but held up all six of his hard-won cards.

"There, ya happy?" he grumbled as they gave a stiff nod. Yuugi and Mai also showed their cards, and were given a room card each.

"What are these for?" Yuugi asked, blinking.

"Security of the Battle Ship is very tight. Only those with a room key shall be able to enter their room, and only their room. There is a room for all six duelists participating in the Battle City tournament." Kemo said gruffly.

"Oh. Well, let's go then." Yuugi smiled at the group. Otogi, Honda, and Anzu nodded as they followed after.

"Hey, where do you think you're going?" Kemo demanded. "Unless you have six locator cards, you're not allowed on."

"Oh come on! We want to see our friends duel!" Honda protested.

"I'm sorry, but without six cards-"

"Just let them come on, Kemo!" Mokuba said.

"But Mister Kaiba's orders were-"

"Puh-leeease, Niisama?" Mokuba begged, looking to his brother. Kaiba only snorted.

"I couldn't care less if they came or not." He said, before walking off.

"The guy's a ray o' sunshine." Jou said sarcastically, watching the rich teen walk off.

"Well, that settles it!" Anzu said brightly. "Let's go!" She ran past with the other two, ignoring the guard's protests that they do so.

"…" The guards just glared through their expensive shade. Kids had no respect at all.

"Excuse me, is this where the Battle City finals are…?" A soft, British-sounding accented voice asked.

"Huh?" They turned around to see a young teen with long white hair and chocolate brown eyes. He wore a white and blue striped T-shirt, light blue jeans, and had a white bandage wrapped around his left arm.

"Who're you?" Kemo demanded.

"I'm Ryou Bakura. I've got all six locator cards, see?" He held them up. Kemo inspected them for a second, before nodding.

"Very well. This is your room key." He said gruffly, and handed over the card.

"Thanks." Ryou nodded with a smile. 'Heh, blithering fools…' Bakura sneered as his Sennen Ring flashed, and the darker side of the boy was released. 'Soon, Yuugi, that Puzzle shall be around MY neck.'

There was no activity for the next ten minutes. No new duelists showed up.

"Get the blimp in the air." Kaiba ordered through the comm. Unit the guards held.

"Uh, but Mister Kaiba, not all eight duelists are here-"

"I don't care. Get this thing moving. If they were too late, it's their own fault." He sneered, before the link shut off. Malik hadn't even boarded, yet.

"Well, you heard him-"

"Hey! Wait! I've got all my cards! Wait, don't leave yet!" Namu cried, waving his arms frantically as he ran across the large dome. "Waaait! Look!" He gasped, coming to a halt in front of the two guards and holding up the cards as he panted for breath. "L-look!" Kemo frowned at the late arrival, but nodded as he handed him a card.

"You may board the Battle Ship." Now six out of eight duelists that had arrived; Kemo nodded to the other, and they began to board.

"Surely you do not plan to leave without 'Malik'?" Ishizu as curtly as she seemed to appear out of nowhere, already inside the blimp and standing at the door.

"H-hey! Where did you come from?!" Kemo demanded. Ishizu only looked behind them, where a dark skinned man with a tattooed face and purple robe was walking towards them menacingly. He didn't even stop to wait for the guards as he pushed past them. "Where do you think you're going?!" The other guard demanded. 'Malik' only glared, and walked past with a quick flash of his locator cards. "Uh…" Kemo just picked up his comm. Unit.

"Mister Kaiba, all duelists are present, and we are prepared for take-off."

"Good. Now get going." Came the cold reply. Kaiba smirked to himself. He knew Malik would show up sooner or later. He was after the Egyptian God Cards as well, after all. There had been no doubt he'd show up, or even qualified for that matter.

Now that everything was ready, his tournament could really begin,

"Um…excuse me, could you tell me where we're supposed to go…?" Namu asked that as he walked up to a group of people walking down the hall. But some of the looked familiar…

"Namu! Dude, you made it to the finals?!" Jou grinned excitedly as he ran up to the Egyptian teen. Namu laughed sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head.

"Yeah, just barely, though!" He said. "Hey, you made it, too!" He noted.

"Heh, 'course I did! How could ya ever doubt me, Namu ol' pal o' mine?" He grinned boastfully.

"Hey Namu! It's good to see you again!" Anzu said as she came over as well.

"Mind filling us in here?" Mai asked, arms crossed over her chest in a bored fashion. Jou grinned sheepishly.

"Heh, sorry guys! This is Namu, the dude dat help us get Ryou ta th' hospital b'fore." Jou explained.

"I'm Yuugi Mutou, and this is Honda, Otogi, Mai, and I guess you already know Jou and Anzu!" Yuugi smiled. Namu nodded with a chuckle.

"Yeah. I was worried about you, you know Jou?" He said, turning to the blonde. Jou blinked

"E'wha?" He blinked in confusion.

"Well, when those creepy robes jerks attacked us! When I woke up after they knocked me out, you were gone!" Jou cringed.

"Er…yeah! I kicked their card-swipin' butts, Namu!" He grinned, sweatdropping. "Dey neva stood a chance against da great Katsuya Jonouchi!" He laughed.

"The air's gotten to his head again…" Honda sweatdropped. Namu just laughed.

"Well, I'm still glad you're okay! How is your friend doing, by the way…?" He asked.

"Ryou? He's still in the hos-"

"I'm doing fine, thanks!" Ryou smiled as he walked up, seemingly fine. They all gaped.

"RYOU?! What are you doing here?" Anzu cried.

"You should be in bed, man!" Honda protested. Ryou just smiled.

"I'm fine, really." He assured them.

"Dere's no way ya could be all betta, Ryou!" Jou protested. Said teen just smiled, causing Yuugi to frown.

Something isn't right… No one could heal that fast from that sort of wound…

Indeed. But I think that this may be Bakura, and not our friend Ryou. Yami agreed.

What? Yuugi gasped. But…Honda got rid of the ring during Duelist Kingdom, didn't he? He asked.

Yes, but Bakura is very crafty, Aibou. We will have to be very careful around him. Yami warned.

Right.

"We-ell, I guess that's believable…" Jou murmured finally with a sigh. "But don' ever do dat again, y'hear? Ya totally freaked us out, man!" Ryou nodded.

"I promise, Jonouchi-kun." He said.

"Hey, is that a duel disk?" Anzu blinked. Ryou smiled and held up his arm with said device.

"Yeah, I even won enough locator card to participate in the finals." He said.

"WHAT?!" They all cried.

"That's great, Ryou!" Namu smiled. "Maybe you'll even be good enough to beat Jou-kun!"

"That won't be too difficult." Otogi smirked.

"Hey! Watch it, wise guy!" Jou glared.

"It's true, you know." Mai said with a light smirk. "You rely so much of chance, you can never be sure to win!" Jou growled.

"What is dis? 'Pick on Jonouchi day'?!"

"Oh Jou, you know we're only teasing!" Anzu giggled. Jou just crossed his arms over his chest with a snort.

"Hn. Yeah, sure." He grumbled.

"Aww! He's pouting now, too! Isn't that cute?" Honda grinned, taking the blonde into a headlock and giving him a noogie.

(A/N: XD Bikki! You're adorable when you pout! *Glomps her* Kawaii!)

"Honda you jerk!" Jou flushed, squirming out of this grip and punching him. Honda only grinned, wiping his mouth slightly.

"You want to make something of it?" He challenged.

More of a fight would probably have started, if not for the sudden announcement over the loudspeakers of the blimp.

"Attention Duelists! All participants in the Battle City Finals must report to the main deck for the beginning of the duel match-ups. Failure to attend is not acceptable."

"Geez, they got a really way wit words, don't they?" Jou snorted as he shoved his hands in his pockets.

"But of course." Namu laughed as he followed the group down the halls.

"What else would you expect from Kaiba?" Otogi snorted.

"Definitely more than some dueling dog I know." Kaiba remarked as he walked by with a smirk. Jou growled, clenching his teeth.

"Say that ta my face, ya jerk!" He growled, shaking a fist. That bastard! He'd sure show him…!

Kaiba smirked, and cast a glance back. "You're not worth my time, mongrel. You should learn your place, and kneel before your Master."

"Tch, you'd like that, wouldn't you?" Jou glared. "How many times I gotta tell ya?! I ain't yer damn dog!" Kaiba only chuckled darkly.

"Believe what you want, *Katsu*." He remarked. Jou twitched.

"Oh yeah? Well you can just go fuck yerself, *Mr. Gizmo*!" he shot back. Kaiba's gaze darkened as he walked on. Namu blinked.

"What was all THAT about?"

"Nothing." Jou grumbled.

"Don't even try to understand." Anzu sweatdropped as she leant to whisper in Namu's ear. "None of us do."

"Hey! I heard dat!" Jou called with a glare.

"Give it a rest, Jonouchi! Let's just go find out who you're dueling already!" Mai snapped irritatedly as she walked ahead of the group.

"Mai's right, the finals are going to start soon!" Yuugi smiled. "Let's go!"

"Right!" Jou nodded, grinning. Heh, heh! With his new Dragon Priestess card, he was sure to win!

(A/N: 'The Black Dragon Priestess of the Moon' card does not actually exist. I made it up! =P)

"The dueling pairs are as follows; Yuugi Mutou and Ryou Bakura;" Yuugi gave a sort of frown towards the almost albino, who, in return, smiled and waved back. "Mai and Namu;" Namu smiled at the blonde haired woman, and she only gave a light smirk. That kid was gong down. "Katsuya Jonouchi and Malik Ishtar," Jou's eyes narrowed and his teeth clenched in anger. 'Malik…I'm gonna kick yer mind-controllin' ass!' "And finally, Seto Kaiba and the Eighth Duelist!"

The others blinked, shaken from their thoughts. Even Kaiba, whom of which was present, scowled slightly.

"'Eighth Duelist'? Don't they have a name at all?" Honda asked.

"Hn. It doesn't matter, one way or the other. I'll still come out victorious." Kaiba snorted.

"Yeah, yeah…" Jou rolled his eyes with a glare.

"Jou, you should be careful if you're facing Malik!" Yuugi frowned at his friend. "He's really dangerous!"

Jou waved him off with a smile. "Don' worry 'bout it, Yuge. I'm gonna teach that freak not ta mess wit my mind." He assured him.

"But Jou…" Yuugi began.

"Hey, I said don' worry about it!" He said. "Was I or was I not, the runner-up at Duelist Kingdom?"

"Well, yeah…" Yuugi nodded.

"So don't worry! I'll be fine! It's Malik who should be quakin' in his boots!" he grinned. "You jus' worry about your own duel, Yuge! I'd hate for ya ta lose before I get a shot at ya!" He joked. Yuugi just smiled in return, nodding.

"Ha, right, Jou-kun!"

"Well Yuugi, good luck!" Ryou smiled, holding out his hand. Yuugi looked uneasily at him, hesitantly taking it.

"Um…h-hai…" He nodded. Ryou let a smirk come across his face as he moved past the boy, to head for the duel field atop the blimp.

"Be careful, Pharaoh. I will not lose this little duel of ours." He hissed out. Yuugi's eyes widened, and he was instantly Yami.

"Bakura!" he hissed. The others' eyes widened.

"Ya mean that crazed whacko that turned us all in ta cards?!" Jou cried in shock.

"I got rid of you on Duelist Kingdom!" Honda protested with a glare. Bakura sneered at them.

"How very perceptive. However, I am not so easy to destroy, as you will soon find out." He smirked darkly, before riding up in the elevator. Yami glared at the doors he had gone through. 'This will not be easy…'

"Come on, Pharaoh! Attack me while you still can!" Bakura yelled maniacally, eyes wild as he faced the Egyptian God, Slypher the Sky Dragon. "Try your best!"

Yami's eyes hardened. "Very well! Slypher, attack him directly!" Yami ordered.

(;; For my lack of writing skills…)

The battle was over in an instant. The Sennen Ring went flying out of the field, and Ryou collapsed to the ground.

"Ryou!" They all cried. The duel over, Yuugi now rushed over to his fallen friend.

"Ryou! Ryou, are you okay?" He asked worriedly. The teen only made a pained sound, before blacking out completely. The others rushed over as soon as the field was lowered.

"Is he okay?" Anzu asked worriedly.

"Yuugi Mutou! According to the rules of the Battle City Tournament, you are entitled to your opponent's rarest card." Kemo told him. Yuugi glared.

"I don't care about that right now! I just want you to take care of my friend!" He said as the white-haired boy was helped onto Honda's back, and carried off the field.

Kaiba was waiting for them when they placed Ryou in his room.

"Whadda ya mean, 'You can't land the blimp'?!" Honda yelled, anger written all over his face.

"I told you, we can't make an unscheduled landing, you moron." Kaiba glared at the brunet.

"But Ryou needs emergency help!" Yuugi protested.

"Hn. It's his own fault for coming out like that." Kaiba snorted.

"You asshole!" Obviously an angered Jou. "Ryou could DIE, an' you won' even land this dumb ship?!" He growled. "Wat da hell's yer problem, you prick?!"

"I TOLD you, *mutt*." He glared. "I can't make an unscheduled landing."

"Isn't there anything you can do?" Otogi asked with a frown. Kaiba turned to Mokuba.

"Have them send up a medical team to loom after Yuugi's friend." He ordered. Mokuba nodded.

"Don't worry guys. Kaiba Corp. doctors are better than the ones at most hospitals!" He assured them with a smile. "Ryou'll be taken good care of, I promise!"

^^;; Man, that was a bitch to write! It took me three days, it did! What, with school, Shaw dying, and my every day life, it was a miracle this was even updated! O_O;; That, and banned me for a bit…=.= Mrr.

-Ozark the MoonHead.

R&R.