A/N: Wow, I'm finally starting a new fic, it's been at least a year, maybe two since I started Daydreamer, which before now was my newest fic. Anyway, this will probably end up a lot like the Weird Harry Potter Fanfic, but minus the original characters (for now that is, so don't ask me if you can have a character until I say you can). By the way, the title is sort of making fun of when people say "Malfoy Mansion" or "Malfoy Manor", both sound a bit too fancy for me, so Draco's Really Big House works for me. I guess I'll start this now after a short disclaimer (the disclaimer will only appear in the first chapter since I'm too lazy to do it for every chapter XD).

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter... I only own myself (Midnight), a piece of thread, and an audience, all will help me someday rule the cheese. Short disclaimer isn't it XD.

Draco's parents were out of the house. They only told Draco that they would be leaving for about a month. He didn't know where they were, or why, but it's not like he cared, all that mattered was that he had the house to himself. He was fine unless the two neighbor girls came around.

The doorbell rang and Draco rushed to answer it. He opened the door, saw who is was, and tried to shut the door again but it was too late. Two girls of the same age as Draco pushed the door open, and entered.

It was Midnight and Chiharu (of course we had to appear in this XD), the two neighbor girls, and Draco's worst enemies. Draco groaned remembering how they always tortured him by writing fanfics about something bad happening to him.

"Hi Draco!" The two said in unison, grinning at the look on Draco's face. "Don't tell me you came to torture me again," Draco said while crossing his fingers behind his back. "Nope," Chiharu smiled and Draco let out a sigh of relief. "But," Midnight added, Draco crossed his fingers again, "we invited some people over for a slumber party!"

Draco wasn't sure if this was good or bad, "Um, who'd you invite anyway?" "Oh, not too many people, just a bunch from Hogwarts," Chiharu glanced at Midnight. "Potter?" "Yup," "Shoot," Draco glared at Chiharu for saying that, Chiharu just shrugged.

"When are they supposed to get..." Draco was cut off by the doorbell ringing. This time, he looked out the window to see who it was before he opened the door for them. After seeing that it was Harry, he ran to the door so he could lock it, but ended up getting squished behind the door when Chiharu opened it for Harry.

"Where's Draco?" Harry asked, Chiharu looked around, "I don't know." "Maybe he's squished behind the door waiting for someone to move it so he can get out," at this, Midnight slammed the door shut, and Draco fell out from behind it. "Found him," Midnight grinned.

Draco stood up, and the door swung open again, knocking him back against the wall. This time, Ron walked in holding a present. "Hi Ron," Harry said. "Hi Harry," Ron replied. "What's up with the present?" Midnight asked. "It's for Draco." Ron stepped the rest of the way into the room, and shut the door behind him. Midnight and Chiharu dragged Draco out from where he had fallen after being hit with the door.

As dizzy as he was, Draco stood up again, and waved at Ron. Ron then held out the present to Draco, "Happy Birthday!"

Draco looked confused, "Um, it's not my birthday."

Ron now looked confused too, "Merry Christmas then!"

"It's not Christmas."

"Happy Chanukah!"

"What's that?"

"I don't know; it has something to do with candles though."


"Happy Easter"


"Chinese New Year?"


"I give up! Just take it!" Ron stuffed the present into Draco's arms. Draco looked at it for a second, then unwrapped the wrapping paper. "What is it?" Harry asked as he, Midnight, and Chiharu leaned over Draco's shoulders to see. "A box," Draco blinked. "Open the box Draco!" Ron exclaimed, getting very excited about it.

Draco gave Ron a weird look, then opened the box revealing... nothing. "Ron, you gave me an empty box." "I know, isn't it just great?" Ron was smiling. Draco looked at Ron and rolled his eyes.

"I think we should probably leave the entrance area now," Draco said. Everyone blinked and looked around the room. "And I thought this was the living room," Midnight looked amazed. "Lets go down to my living room," Draco started to walk out of the room. "Hold it!" Draco stopped, "what do you mean by 'your living room'?" Chiharu asked. "Well," Draco started, "everyone in my house has their own living room, since I live in a really big house, it's possible." "Oh quit bragging," Midnight mumbled.

A/N: That looked like a good stopping point... Anyway, leave a review telling me what you think of this so far, and keep in mind that I have a fire extinguisher to extinguish all flames! Thanks for reading, this will be continued someday!