Disclaimer: I do not own any Harry Potter characters or things. Just like I said in the last chapter.


Taylor sat in the swivel chair in front of the computer, scrolling through a story with one hand, and holding a phone to her ear with the other. "So, what do you think of the story?" she asked her friend Jondy, who was on the other end of the line.

"It's pretty good," she said.

Suddenly Jondy heard a THUMP, followed by someone yelling, "Stupid stairs!"

"Uh, oh, I just heard something downstairs," said Jondy. "It sounds like someone's in here. I'd better go check it out."

"Yeah, I heard something out in the living room," said Taylor. "I'll be right back."

Jondy put down the phone, and walked down the hallway. She looked over the second story railing to the stairs below, and saw a group of people that one would certainly not expect to find in their house. She ran down the stairs, almost smashing into the redhead.

"Um, is this your house?" a boy with black hair and glasses asked.

"I TOLD you you'd mess up the portkey!" the one with brown hair yelled at the other black-haired boy.

"Yeah, this is my house. I'm Jondy."

"Well, I'm Remus, and this is James, Sirius, Peter and Lily," the brown- haired boy said, pointing to each of them in turn.

"I know who you are," said Jondy with a grin.

"How would you-"

"Never mind," said Jondy. "I've got to go tell Taylor! She is not going to BELIEVE this!" Jondy ran up the stairs back to the phone, and the Marauders plus one followed her.

Meanwhile, Taylor put the phone down on the desk and tiptoed out to her living room. When she saw who was sitting, laying, and standing there, she almost screamed.

And extremely grumpy-looking Severus Snape was pushing an equally annoyed looking Draco Malfoy off of him. Hermione Granger was moaning, "Neville!" Ron Weasley was looking curiously at the television, and playing with the buttons, while his sister Ginny laughed at everyone from her place in the armchair.

Harry Potter just looked around, trying to figure out what on earth was going on. "Um, is this your house?" he asked, suddenly noticing Taylor, who was all staring at them.

"Uh, yeah," she said. "I'm Taylor, and I already know who you are!" She ignored their surprise at that last part, and continued. "You're Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, and Ron and Ginny Weasley!"

"How did you know who we are?" Snape asked suspiciously.

"I just do," she said. "And Ron, don't touch that-"

But she was too late, as Ron held down one of the Volume buttons, and sound blasted from the television. Everyone clapped their hands over their ears, and Hermione quickly turned off the TV.

"Hey, where'd that Taylor girl go?" Draco asked, looking around. He walked out of the living room and spotted her talking excitedly into her telephone.

"You will never BELIEVE who is at my house!" she cried.

"No, you won't believe who's at my house!" Jondy yelled from her side of the line. "Okay, you first."

"The 'Dream Team'! Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, and Snape!" Taylor shouted.

"Get this," Jondy countered. "The Marauders plus Lily!"

"No way!" they both yelled at once.

"Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Taylor asked.

"Oh, yeah," answered Jondy. "Meet at Rendezvous Point Four in a couple minutes. She hung up the phone and turned to the five teenagers who had suddenly appeared in her house. "Well, since none of us can apparate, I guess that means-"

"Wait a minute," interrupted Lily. "How do you know about apparating?"

"I'm a witch. I've just never been able to go to any magic school or anything," she shrugged. "I just read a lot and practice some wandless magic," Jondy explained.

Meanwhile, at Taylor's house...

"Okay, Snape-"

"I would preferred to be called Professor or even Severus," he said.

"But you're not my teacher, so I guess that means Severus," said Taylor with a shrug. "Either way, I need you to create a Homonunculus."

Snape, once again, looked suspicious. "How do you know about that?"

"I'm a witch, though I've never been to any school like Hogwarts. I can do some wandless magic, and I read a lot of books, though. Unfortunately, I can't produce a Homonunculus, though."

"Well, since my attempts to transport myself back to London while you were busy screaming on the phone to some one or another-"

"It's okay, she's a witch, too," Taylor said quickly.

"As I was saying," continued Snape, "Since I can't seem to get back to London, I suppose I might as well-"

"Yay!"

Snape rolled his eyes. "Well, do you have anything I can use for the spell?" he asked, looking around.

"Huh?" Taylor looked confused.

"Never mind," said Snape, sounding exasperated. He perfomed the spell. "There, are you happy now?"

"Well, it would be nice if it was solid," Taylor groaned, looking at the hologram-like figure.

"Yeah, yeah," muttered Snape. He waved his wand and muttered something. "Happy now?"

"Very," Taylor nodded. "Now you've got to get us all to Rendezvous Point Four."

Meanwhile, back at Jondy's house...

Lily created a Homonunculus for Jondy, but then they were left with figuring out how to get to Rendezvous Point Four.

"We could make a portkey!" suggested Sirius eagerly.

"Don't even think about it," warned Remus. "I believe you know what happened the LAST time you tried to make a portkey!"

"And this time you don't even know where the place is!" Peter added.

"Well," said Lily, "I'm perfectly capable of making portkeys. I'm sure if I worked with Jondy, I could create one easily."

"Go ahead and try it," said James, as if it was a challenge.

"I will!"

After Jondy helped Lily in explaining where RPF was, they were both able to create the portkey from a candle that was sitting on Jondy's kitchen table. "Ready?" asked Lily. "Everyone grab on!"

The six were transported to the inside of an old equipment shed behind a baseball field not too far from Jondy or Taylor's houses. The good news was that the portkey had been successful. The bad news was that they had transported themselves right on top of Taylor and her new group of... friends.

"Ouch! You're on my foot!" yelled Ron.

"Someone just sat on me!" cried Hermione.

"Don't push him on me!" yelled Peter.

"Maybe Rendezvous Point Four wasn't such a good idea," said Jondy.

"You think?" asked Taylor, tripping over Draco. "This was your idea anyway!"

"Well, you didn't have to agree!" shouted Jondy, falling onto Snape, and jumping back up again. "I say we go to Rendezvous Point Three!"

"What's Rendezvous Point Three?" asked Taylor, puzzled.

"Your house, dorkwad!"

"Oh, yeah!"

With all of them working together, the twelve teens and one extremely aggravated professor managed to transport themselves to Taylor's house.

"Okay, now that that's over," muttered Ginny, collapsing onto a chair, "what are we going to do next?"


A/N: What ARE these Harry Potter characters going to do? What could happen when Taylor and Jondy release them on Muggle America? Hmm... this could get interesting! And by the way, if you have any ideas for the story, feel free to put them in your review! (And please review!) If you have a good idea, I just might use it! (And you'll get credit, of course.)

Oh, and I hope that the fact that Taylor and Jondy are witches doesn't seem like some Mary-Sue thing or anything like that. It'll just make the story more fun if I can do stuff like that, you know? And it's kind of a thing I'm planning on using in the story... well, you'll see! Plus, even thought they ARE witches, they are kind of 'out of the loop' on quite a few things anyway, so they still have plenty to learn and be confused about.