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A/N: This is my first Naruto fanfic. Sorry for not updating sooner but here ya go! Thanks for reviewing my story; I'm glad you enjoy this story. Kakashi is 1 year old. Thanks to my two beta readers, Takeshi-Chan and Kaiyuga! Anyways, ENJOY!
A tiny baby Kakashi was wrapped around in bright blue blankets and tears were dripping down his face. Sakura walked up to the bed and carried Kakashi into her arms. She held him into a tight embrace. Then Kakashi stopped crying. He looked up and smiled at her.
"Guuu." Baby Kakashi said.
"Sensei...Are you okay?" Sakura asked.
"Guuu."
"Umm...Do you understand what I'm saying, Sensei?"
Baby Kakashi looked at Sakura's confused face. Sakura then turned around and look at Naruto and Sasuke.
"He doesn't understand..." Sakura said slowly.
A giant sweat drop slid down the back of her head.
Chapter 2- Mama, Onee-chan, and Obaasan?
"Are you trying to tell us that Kakashi-sensei turned into a baby?!" Naruto yelled with curiosity in his voice.
"Umm...yes...it seems like he got hit by a baby jutsu ...I think I'll leave you three alone to think about the situation you're currently in." The doctor said as he slowly walked out the room.
"Oh my god! What are we gonna do now?! We can't let anyone see Sensei like this! " Sakura whispered as she started to panic with Baby Kakashi held tightly into her arms.
"I don't know! It never happened to us before!" Naruto said with an obvious panicking face.
"Oy, can't you guys calm down?" Sasuke said calmly as he watched the two walk impatiently around the room like rhinos.
"Nani! How can you be CALM like that in this kind of situation, Sasuke?!" Naruto shouted.
"Wahhhh!" Baby Kakashi cried with a scared look.
"Shhh...please stop crying Sensei. Shhh...don't cry...Naruto, keep it down will ya!" Sakura said. She patted Kakashi's back to calm him down and started to wipe his tears away with a handkerchief.
"Gomen..."
Baby Kakashi stopped crying and smiled at Sakura.
"Guuu."
"That's right Sensei, look at you, you're so ADORABLE!" Sakura said happily as she tickled him.
"Guuu hehe" he laughed.
"Mama?" He said as he looked up at Sakura with obsidians black shining eyes.
"Mama? Sensei, what are you talking about? I can't be your mother. I'm your student."
He looked at her with a confused face but still continually said:
"MAMA!" He giggled as his grip on Sakura's shirt tightened.
She sighed as she glared back at Kakashi's glowing eyes. "I guess I'm mama from now on."
Then she turned around and faced the other two boys. Suddenly Baby Kakashi's eyes averted from Sakura to Sasuke.
"What are you looking at, you shrimp?" Sasuke asked, uncomfortable when he saw that Kakashi's was staring at him.
"Onee-chan [Sister]?"
"O...Onee-CHAN?" Sasuke shivered at the thought of being called Sister.
"HAHA!" Naruto laughed noisily.
"What's so DAMN funny?" Sasuke asked furiously.
"Haha! He called you Onee-chan, that's mean that you're a Cross dresser. Haha!" Naruto laughed as he pointed at Sasuke.
"Shut up, you dobe!"
"Onee-chan!" He giggled.
Naruto just kept on laughing, and laughing until...
"Obaasan [Grandma]?" Baby Kakashi said as he pointed at Naruto.
Naruto stopped laughing, and looked at Baby Kakashi with an angry face.
"NANI! Sensei, how dare you call me Obaasan?! You're supposed to call me Papa or Onii-chan! Not an old granny!" Naruto screamed, some spit landing on Kakashi's face.
"Guuu?"
"Sensei, call me Papa or Onii-chan! You got it?!"
Baby Kakashi blinked several times, and said, once again:
"Obaasan!"
"Why you little..." Naruto mumbled as if he wanted to strangle him.
"All right, that's enough Naruto! Don't give orders to a baby!" Sakura said angrily, and continued, "Anyways, we need to think of a way to talk to Hokage-sama about this incident."
"Yeah, but how? We're not allowed to go talk to him without Sensei." Naruto whispered.
"What if we go talk to the other teachers?" Sasuke wondered.
"Umm...Like who are we going to talk to?" Sakura asked.
"Well...I don't know...like...Iruka or Gai-Sensei..." Sasuke replied.
"Well, I like the idea of talking to Iruka, because I don't want to talk to SUPER fuzzy eyebrows." Naruto explained and added, "Maybe Iruka-sensei can take us out to a ramen bar while we're explaining to him."
"Naruto, how could you think food a time like this?" Sakura said as she slapped her forehead.
"Hehe...What can you do? You can't blame a guy for being hungry." Naruto said as he scratched his head.
"Anyways, let's go talk to Iruka!"
They nodded to each other and made their way out the door.
====Iruka's classroom===
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura went to Iruka's classroom. Sakura carried Baby Kakashi as he played with Sakura's hair. Once they got there, Iruka was sitting down near the door, correcting one of the student's tests. They walked up to him with a glimmer of hope that he will help them.
"Iruka-Sensei, thank god you're here!" Naruto said happily.
"Oh Naruto...I didn't expect you to be here. Sakura and Sasuke are also here too. Hmm?" Iruka said as he stared at the baby.
"Sakura, I'm very disappointed of you!" He shouted.
"Huh? What are you talking about Sensei?" Sakura asked.
"Look at you! You had a baby at this age! Don't tell me that Naruto and Sasuke...one of them is the father of your child?!" Iruka screamed as he pointed at them.
"NANI SENSEI! You got it all wrong! This isn't my baby!" Sakura yelled as she blushed.
Naruto and Sasuke started blushing, too.
"Huh? If that child isn't yours, then who does it belong to?" He asked.
"It's...Kakashi-Sensei..." Everyone said together.
"Nani! That can't be...He's not married yet...Who's his wife? When did he have a son?"
"No! That's not what we meant!" they screamed together.
"Then what do you mean?" Iruka asked as the situation seemed more confusing each minute.
"Kakashi-sensei turned into a baby." Sakura said slowly as she tried to break the news to him.
"What did you say?! How did this happen?! Tell me what happen!"
They explained everything that happened. Iruka couldn't believe what he heard, so he cleared his throat and then slowly spoke.
"I see. Orochimaru used a baby jutsu..."
"So Iruka-Sensei, will you help us talk to Hokage-sama?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah sure, I'll go and talk to him."
"Thanks Iruka-Sensei! We knew we could count on you."
"Heh, don't mention it, that's sensei's job, to help students whatever they urgently need it."
"See! You guys, it was my idea to go talk to Iruka!"
"Um...Naruto..." Sakura was cut short because Naruto spoke again.
"No, no, no, you don't need to thank me Sakura."
"It wasn't your idea in the beginning, it was Sasuke. Baka." She thought, sighing.
"Hey Sasuke, you should thank me for giving you guys this idea!"
"Yeah, thanks for being an ASSHOLE!" Sasuke said coldly.
"What did you say Sasuke-teme?!" Naruto yelled furiously. .
"Wahhh!" Baby Kakashi started cried when their voice rose.
"Shhh...don't cry Sensei...he won't stay quiet. What's wrong with him?" Sakura asked as she continually patted his back.
"I think he's hungry." Iruka explained.
"How do you know?"
"I don't. I can tell just by looking at his face."
"Oh really...Sensei, the problem is that who's gonna take care of him?" she asked.
"You guys have to take care of him."
"NANI!" everyone shouted together.
"Why us?! Can't you take care of him?!" Naruto yelled.
"Gomen...I don't have time to take care of him, I have lots of things to do. But you guys are the only team that now has free time, so take care of him."
"That's true, but where do we stay at? I can't take him home with me." Sakura said.
"Why don't you stay at Kakashi's house?"
"Huh? Why's at his house?"
"Well, his house has a lot of rooms and you won't get into any trouble for staying his house, hopefully."
"But we don't have his key." Sasuke said.
"Don't worry, I have his key." Iruka said as he took the key out from his pocket.
"Here, just go to his house and stay there until I find out Hokage-sama decision, I'll come by tonight got it?"
"Hai." Everyone said together.
"All right, I'll see you guys tonight."
===The walk to Kakashi's house===
They left the class and walked to town. Suddenly, Sakura stopped. Naruto and Sasuke stopped and stared at her with puzzling faces.
"What's wrong Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked.
"I have to go home and get some things."
"What for?" Sasuke asked rapidly.
"Well...I gotta pack my clothes and tell my parents where would I be...Also, I have to go buy some things for Kakashi. So, I want you guys to go on ahead and I'll come by later."
"Okay then we'll see you there."
"Here, take Sensei with you too."
"Nani!" They yelled.
"What's wrong?"
"Why can't...you take him... with you?" Sasuke asked bit by bit.
"Because it isn't fair that I have to do everything and also I can't let my parents see Sensei like this. So I want you guys to take care of him while I run some errands. So, here"
"Guuu."
Sasuke looked him, turned around and faced Naruto.
"Umm...Naruto... you hold him..."
"Huh? Why don't you hold him?"
"Because...I'm commanding you to!"
"Ya-da [No way]! I'm not going to hold him!"
"Fine, if you guys don't take him now, I'll let you guys do the shopping and wait for you guys at his house."
They thought, Sasuke looked straight at Baby Kakashi's face.
"Fine..." he raised his hands to accept him in his arms.
Once he held Kakashi, they stared at each other for quite awhile.
"Guuu hehe Onee-chan." He giggled at the sight of Sasuke.
"Pfff!" Naruto covered his mouth with his hands.
Sasuke gave him an angry face.
"Shut up, you dobe!"
.Sakura giggled and thought it was cute.
"See! It wasn't that bad. All right, I'll be back soon. Oh yeah, go buy a baby book too. Ja ne. [bye]"
Sasuke and Naruto watched as Sakura's figure disappear.
"Baby book?" They asked each other with perplexing faces.
TBC
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Saki: Isn't Kakashi cute? Awwww, soooooooooo ccccuuutttteee!
Kakashi: Oy, I didn't do much talking in this chapter. When am I going to talk?
Takeshi: You're a baby... (sweat drop) babies don't talk very much DUH! (punches Kakashi)
Kaiyuga: How dare you hit my precious Kakashi!?
Kakashi: Since when was I "your precious" Kakashi?
Takeshi: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM YOU SKANK! Kaiyuga:
Takeshi: (grabs one of Kakashi's arms) Haha he's mine!
Kaiyuga: (Grabs the other arm) NO! He's mine!
Saki: Ano...Kakashi arms are getting stretched AND...THIS IS MY STORY! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Takeshi and Kaiyuga: OH YEAH!? IF IT WASN'T FOR US BETA READERS, YOUR STORY WOULDN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW!
Saki: (sweat drop) hai...gomen'nasai...