Hi! Didja miss me? I hope you did!

Romeo: -thinks- Now why would they miss you?

. That is sooo mean! If you don't watch it then I'll tell Val everything you say to me!

Bones: She and Mel left earlier to go shopping so you're stuck with us.

-stares at the two boys- NOOOOOO! -runs out of the house and down the street-

Bones: Uh... I think we have to post this.

Romeo: Actually, we have to write this.

-stares at each other-

Romeo: Oh, well! I'm a pretty good writer so here goes nothing...

(interrupting to tell you something important)

Warnings: slash between Seto/Joey, Yami/Yugi, and maybe some Bakura/Ryou and Marik/Malik and straightness between Mokuba/Serenity (will be teens)

Disclaimer: Does not own because if the authoress did then the dub wouldn't be so damn stupid!

Thankies: We would like to thank misura(n) for helping us with the format problem! THANKIES!

Chappy 1: Eh, Get?

As the bell rung to release the students of Domino Middle School (we know there probably isn't one, but live with it), Serenity Wheeler waited impatiently for her boyfriend as she sat on the benches next to the entrance. She smiled when she heard her name being called. Turning around, she came face to face with the raven-haired boy, who grinned at her.

"Did you miss me?" he asked, wrapping his arms around her waist to pull her closer to him. "Because I missed you."

Serenity laughed. "Mokuba, when do I not miss you?"

"Eh, good question that will be answered after we're finished with our mission." He let her go and clasped his hands together, smirking. "Those two will never know what hit them!"

The red-haired (we're not sure what color her hair is) girl eyed her boyfriend cautiously. "Are you okay?"

The boy snapped out of his trance and gave his girlfriend a smile. "Why wouldn't I be?"

"That is one of the questions that will be answered when we're finished, 'kay?"

"Yeah, now come on. You're coming to my house."

The two teens stepped out of the limo when it pulled up to the door of the Kaiba mansion. Mokuba grabbed Serenity's hand and pulled her through the door after putting in the password in the key pad next to the door frame. They stopped walking when Seto Kaiba came into view.

"Hey big brother!" Mokuba called, watching as Seto walked to them. "Did you get out early or something?"

"No. I said I was sick and came home," he said as he eyed the two. "What are you planning on doing?"

Serenity blushed as she caught the meaning of his words. "Nothing like that, sir."

Mokuba chuckled. "You don't have to call him 'sir', Seren! He's not that old."

"Sorry. It's a habit of mine."

"Yeah, well, we're going up to my room to listen to some music and don't give me that look! We're not going to do anything!"

Seto laughed. "That's what you said last time."

"Well, you wouldn't have seen anything if you would've knocked." Serenity giggled as Mokuba pulled her up the stairs and into his bedroom. "He has a dirty mind."

Serenity sat down on his queen size bed and wrapped her arms around herself. "We were groping at each other, though."

"Yeah, well," he stumbled as he lay down beside her. "It's not my fault you're so cute."

"Cute, am I?" She lay down on top of him and smiled. "Last time you said I was beautiful."

"Can't you be both?"

"There you go again with questions that will be answered after our little plan."

The raven-haired boy pouted. "Don't call it that... it sounds girly. Call it 'mission'. That's really what it is."

"Girly? How the hell do you get girly from..."

Mokuba silenced her by pressing his lips to hers in a passionate kiss.

"Should we really let them do this?" asked Joey as he sat down in his boyfriend's lap, who was sitting behind his desk in his study at the mansion. "I mean, why make them do the work when it's all ready finished?"

"Because, pup, they should learn to mind their own business," drawled Seto as he kissed Joey's neck lightly with butterfly kisses. "Besides, I need a good laugh."

Mokuba smiled as he received a nod from Serenity to start the mission. He walked to his brother's study in the mansion and knocked. "Can we talk?"

"Hold on a minute!" There was shuffling then silence. "Come in!"

The boy opened the door and raised an eyebrow at his brother's tousled hair. "What happened to you? It looks like a tornado hit your hair."

Seto's eyes went wide as he opened a drawer in his desk and took out a comb and mirror. He brushed his brown hair so it wasn't sticking up and listened as Mokuba started talking.

"We need to get out more so I was thinking that maybe we should go over to the Kame Shop to visit Yugi and them. What do you think?"

The seventeen-year-old set down the brush and mirror and turned his gaze to his brother. "I have some more, uh, work to do so why don't you go. I'm sure Serenity would like to go."

"But..."

Seto stood and put his hands on his brother's back as he led him out of his office. "No buts. Now get."

Mokuba stared at the closed door with disbelief. Serenity walked over to him.

"What happened? Did he agree?"

"He told me to get! He never told me get! Why in seven hells would he tell me, his baby brother, to get?"

The girl put her hand on his arm. "Maybe he has a lot to do?"

He turned to stare at her. "He always had a lot to do before, but he never, ever told me to get! There is something seriously wrong with that man!"

"Um, come on. Let's go back to your room to think of a new plan."

Romeo: Well, Manna was going to make this a one-shot but since she isn't here, it will be a chapter story.

Bones: I hope she comes back soon. Thinking of ideas is hard work. -rubs head- Now I know what she goes through...

Romeo: Yeah, well, you know the drill... We write and you review... so get reviewing.