{Disclaimer: Oh sure. Ruin my happy day with the disclaimer. Maybe I do own this. Maybe I am J.K. Rowling. Ever think of that? Huh? Huh? Bet you didn't. Well, I'm not so don't worry about it. I don't own it or anything else. I don't even own the car anymore. Oh, and the song. Not mine. It's Afroman's I stole! Weee!}

{A/n: -Sigh.- Don't you hate disclaimers? I sure as hell do. Anyways, moving on. This is chapter two of Object of my Affection. Bet you didn't see that coming. I got E-mail's from people saying that this one shot was funny. So I was all. One shot? When did I call it a one shot? So now it's not. Don't you feel stupid! Good. No we can start.}

Chapter 2: Easy as cheese.

Oh, you make think it's just an ordinary thing,

But talk to it and you'll think it's annoying.

The twins had found it in Filch's office one day,

They took it out, and went on they're way.

Somehow they knew exactly what to do,

And used it whenever they were looking for you.

Guess what it is before I explain to you,

Exactly what you have to do.

Say, "I solemnly swear I'm up to no good,"

And it'll direct you to the kitchen so you can get food.

Hear someone coming?

You better start running.

Tap it once with your wand,

Say 'Mischief Managed' and it's gone.

I guess you know what it is.

Sometimes I think guessing is the easiest shiz.

Yes, it's the Marauder's map.

You silly young chap.

Moony, Padfoot, Wormtail, and Prongs,

The greatest guys...(Who like to wear thongs?)

These four makers' are really equip.

I think I'm high off of this Fun Dip.

{A/n: Here's where I break into song. Deal with it!}

I'm a stop...singing this...song? Cause I'm high.

I'm probably singing the whole thing wrong. Cause I'm high.

I won't get one single review, and I know why ("Why man?") Eh Hey!

Cause I'm high, Cause I'm high, Cause I'm high!