Disclaimer: I could not think of a comedic way of saying that I do not own the rights to the Teen Titans cast or the music used in this fic.

Teen Titans Karaoke

It took a while for the audience to simmer down after that stellar rendition of the Rolling Stones, but when they did, Cyborg asked Marc what year he was born in.

"Why don't I just take the stage to give you an answer…" He replied. The Titans only stared in confusion as Marc got up on stage.

Bowling for Soup

1985

Performed by: Marc

Woohoo
Woohoo

Debbie just hit the wall
she never had it all
one Prozac a day
husbands a CPA
her dreams went out the door
when she turned twenty four
only been with one man
what happen to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
she was gonna be a star
she was gonna shake her ass
on the hood of white snake's car
her yellow SUV is now the enemy
looks at her average life
and nothing has been alright

Bruce Springstein, Madonna
way before Nirvana
there was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she's uncool
but she's still preoccupied
with 19, 19, 1985
Woohoo
(1985)
Woohoo

She's seen all the classics
she knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
even Saint Elmo's Fire
she rocked out to Wham

Not a big Limp Biscuit fan
thought she'd get a hand
on a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin
and who's the other guy singing in Van Halen?
when did reality become T.V. ?
what ever happen to sitcoms, game shows
on the radio was

Bruce Springstein, Madonna
way before Nirvana
there was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she's uncool
but she's still preoccupied
with 19, 19, 1985

Woohoo

She hates time make it stop
when did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop stop
Stop!
And bring back

Bruce Springstein, Madonna
way before Nirvana
there was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she's uncool
but she's still preoccupied
with 1985

Bruce Springstein, Madonna
way before Nirvana
there was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she's uncool
but she's still preoccupied
with 19, 19, 1985

"Dude, you're old," Beast Boy commented.

"I know, I know," Marc replied as Raven joined him on stage and whispered something to him. "You sure ya wanna do that one?" Raven nodded in response as piano music began.

Evanescence

Bring Me to Life

Performed by: Raven and Marc

Raven: How can you see into my eyes like open doors
leading you down into my core
where I've become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home

Marc: Wake me up
Raven: Wake me up inside
Marc: I can't wake up
Raven: Wake me up inside
Marc: Save me
Raven: Call my name and save me from the dark
Marc: Wake me up
Raven: Bid my blood to run
Marc: I can't wake up
Raven: Before I come undone
Marc: Save me
Raven: Save me from the nothing I've become

Now that I know what I'm without
you can't just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life

Marc: Wake me up
Raven: Wake me up inside
Marc: I can't wake up
Raven: Wake me up inside
Marc: Save me
Raven: Call my name and save me from the dark
Marc: Wake me up
Raven: Bid my blood to run
Marc: I can't wake up
Raven: Before I come undone
Marc: Save me
Raven: Save me from the nothing I've become

Raven: Bring me to life
Marc: I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside
Raven: Bring me to life

Frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead

Marc: All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
Raven: I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
Marc: Without a thought without a voice without a soul
Raven: Don't let me die here
Marc: There must be something more
Raven: Bring me to life

Marc: Wake me up
Raven: Wake me up inside
Marc: I can't wake up
Raven: Wake me up inside
Marc: Save me
Raven: Call my name and save me from the dark
Marc: Wake me up
Raven: Bid my blood to run
Marc: I can't wake up
Raven: Before I come undone
Marc: Save me
Raven: Save me from the nothing I've become

Raven: Bring me to life
Marc: I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside
Raven: Bring me to life

After the pair finished, a man cloaked in shadows took the stage.

"What's he doing here?" Robin asked no one in particular.

Hal Blaine

Secret Agent Man

Performed by: The Shadowy Figure

Shadowy Figure: There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Ah, be careful what you say

Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Swingin' on the Riviera one day
And then layin' in the Bombay alley next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word slip
While kissing persuasive lips
The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Secret agent man

"Thank you…" The mercenary said when he finished.

"Not so fast, Slade," Robin ordered from the stage that his nemesis had just vacated. "Just tell me one thing…"

The Who

Who Are You?

Performed by: Robin

Robin: Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?

I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"

I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair

Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

I took the tube back out of town
Back to the Rollin' Pin
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin

I stretched back and I hiccupped
And looked back on my busy day
Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
God, there's got to be another way

Who are you?
Ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ...

Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?

Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Who the fuck are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees

I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still recieve your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Who the fuck are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

"Very nice, Robin, but I really-"

"Not so fast, Slade," Terra said from the stage. She and Raven were now where Robin had been.

The Who

Behind Blue Eyes

Performed by: Terra and Raven

Terra: No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you Terra points at Slade for this line

Raven: No one bites back as hard
On their anger
Terra: None of my pain and woe
Can show through

Raven: But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

Terra: When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool

Raven: And if I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

Both: No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

"Very nice, but I really must be going." Slade started to leave but stopped again to see Marc blocking his path. "You are aware that I could kill you before you can even react, if I so choose."

"Could you now, Mr. Wilson?" Marc replied with a smirk.

"Robin, surely you can allow me to leave. After all, I did you a favor..."

"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Wilson?" Marc asked.

"He's right. Let him leave." Marc looked at Robin like he was on something, but allowed the hired killer to leave.