13Hello. n.n I guess chapter 1 was a success. If it is insanity you desire, then you have come to the right place. Thanks to all the lovely lovely reviewers that are just so lovely. You should be rewarded with a conga line. Sadly, I have no conga line. So you'll just have to improvise with an immobile line of Pepsi bottles. So. Now you've had a peek at what the Trigun cast are up to, now let's see what Inuyasha and his motley crew are doing.
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Not Another Trigun:Inuyasha Crossover
Chapter 2 - Giant Swords, Arrows, Noisy Sticks, and Big Boomerangs
Miroku: That has got to be the strangest demon I've ever seen.
Sango: Indeed. It is pretty odd.
Shippou: Weird if you ask me. It's poor mother.
Kagome: O.O;;
Inuyasha: Oi, Kagome, you ok?
Kagome: O.O;; -twitch.-
Shippou: What's with her?
Sango: Dunno.
Kagome: O.O;; -twitchtwitch.- It looks like...
Miroku: You've seen a demon like this before?
Shippou: Where?
Inuyasha: All I wanna know is how you defeat it.
Kagome: O.O;; IT LOOKS LIKE A FRICKIN' TELLITUBBY!
Inuyasha: Eh? o.O What the crap?
Kagome: -falls over.- x.x;;
Sango: O...k...
Demon: ROAR. ME WANT FOOD. -grabs Shippou.-
Shippou: Why me? Why always me?
Inuyasha: Not my fault you bath in salt and pepper.
Miroku: You're the one that bathes in tobasco sauce.
Inuyasha: Hey! Shuttup! Who asked you!
Sango: Men are so stupid. T.T
Kagome: Too true. u.u
Kikyou: That's why being dead is so great. More me time.
Kagome: Huh? Kikyou? Where'd you come from?
Kikyou: Fishing.
Sango: Say what?
Kikyou: I was fishing. Only problem, my soul collecters liked to swim so I ended up catching more of them than I did fish.
Kagome: And why, exactly, were you fishing?
Kikyou: It's relaxing. I mean, everyone needs a break from trying to drag their former lover to Hell with them.
Kouga: -falls in from the sky.- Hello, ladies.
Kagome: ACK! x.x
Kouga: -looks over at Inuyasha, Miroku, and Shippou, still bickering while the Tellitubby demon is about to devour Shippou.- Uh...is no one gonna save the little brat?
Kikyou: I shall save him! -rips off her priestess outfit (A/N: I cannot for the life of me remember what this is called. If you would be so kind as to remind me.) to reveal a Wonderwoman costume.-
Kouga, Kagome, & Sango: WHAT THE CRAP?!
Kikyou: -takes out her bow and arrows and notches an arrow.-
Sango: Uh..Kikyou...
Kikyou: NOW WHO THE HELL SWITCHED MY ARROWS WITH RUBBER FISH?!
Kanna: -appears from behind a tree.- I DID! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
Everyone: -stops and stares at Kanna.- O.O;;;?!
Kikyou: I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD! -takes said rubber fish and mauls Kanna.-
Everyone: -blink.-
Kanna: AHHH! NO! KAGURA, HELP ME, I'M BEING MAULED BY A CRAZY BITCH!
Kagura: -from Naraku's castle.- I'm doing my yoga, damnit! Can't this wait?!
Kanna: Wah! You're so mean!
Kikyou: -bodyslams Kanna.-
Kanna: X.x
Miroku: I think you killed her. O.O
Kikyou: Hmph. Rubber fish indeed.
Shippou: Okay. You can save me ANYTIME NOW.
Inuyasha: No, I don't think I really want to. Does anybody really wanna save the brat?
Kagome: Eh...
Sango: Kinda not...
Miroku: Sorta no...
Kikyou: Nope.
Shippou: I can't believe this! I'll get you for this you bastards! I'll ge-
At that precise moment, the Tellitubby monster ate Shippou and let out a large belch.
Sango: Oh my.
Kouga: I think he's still hungry.
Kagome: RUN FOR THE WELL!
Everyone: -makes a mad dash for the well.-
Inuyasha: Ok. We're at the well. Now what?
Kagome: Osuwari.
Inuyasha: BLEH.
Kagome: Just jump in the damn well.
Inuyasha: But I dont wanna.
Kagome: DO YOU WANNA BE PINNED TO A TREE FOR ANOTHER 50 YEARS?!
Inuyasha: Not really no. o.o;; I'll jump in the well. -throws himself over the side.-
Kagome: Now. Does anyone else not want to jump in the well?
Sango: Nope. -does a backflip into the well, but hits her head on the side.- Owwwwiiiiiieeeeeeeeee...
Miroku: -gropes Kagome before jumping down the well headfirst.-
Kagome: THAT'S PRIVATE PROPERTY, YOU KNOW!
Kouga: Right...I'm just gonna jump now. Wheeeee! -vanishes into the well.-
Kagome: Go Kikyou.
Kikyou: Hm...I'm not sure if I really want to.
Kagome: Well I'm sure you do. -picks up Kikyou and dumps her into the well.-
Kikyou: Craaaaaaaaaaappppppppp...
Kagome: -sighs and shakes her head.- Why couldn't I have been sent back to the Dark Ages? Oh well. -cannonballs into the well.-
When they had all jumped into the well, a mysterious bliding white light exploded. And left the Tellitubby demon permanently blind. But that's another story.