A.N. written after reading allthesame challenge.

The challenge was:

- write a story in less than five minutes

- write MM/HG

- it must be a romance

- they must already be a couple

- the story must be written in a dialog

- no methaphors

Rumors.

-do you know what? Do you?

-no what?

-the professor pet is back!

-so?

-you know!

-if I knew, I wouldn't ask.

-pff. And if I tell you our over strict transfiguration professor was seen this morning humming happily?

-it happens too everybody. we don't all wake up in bad mood...

-no! she's in good mood because her lover, Hermione Granger is back!

-right. And what about the rumor of Mcgonagall and Dumbledore? I thought you said they made a great couple for two old and decrepit mommies...

-if it's like that I won't tell you what I read on the daily. Mmm.

-ok.

-...

-...

-they're married!

-I already told you not to believe the Quibbler, there are just silly stories in it.

-not true! It was in all the papers anyways! They wed some time ago secretly because... well because it's so scandalous! And now they are together at school and... it's so romantic!

-you're completely crazy!

-no, I'm not!

-are too!

-not!

-too!